Good News, Bad News
A comedy conversation
by NavyBoy_teh_Satanist  19,912  12
06/01/2005 07:43 AM 280 views
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The good news is that millions of people worldwide are having safe sex. Apparently a lot of it.
The bad news...
The used condoms are angry and are uniting and plotting against us! **
**worksafe
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Side-splitting
10 votes
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Hilarious
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NavyBoy_teh_Satanist 19,912  12
06/01/2005 07:44 AM
Yes, it's 9-year-old news.. I don't care.
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Hilarious
11 votes
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Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/01/2005 07:46 AM
Good news!
My stepdaughter got her period today!
Whew!
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Side-splitting
27 votes
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Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/01/2005 07:50 AM
Bad news?
She wants me to try again next month.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Frogpop 173,153 25
06/01/2005 08:06 AM
I knew entropy was a load of horse Shakespeare.
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Hilarious
8 votes
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Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/01/2005 08:23 AM
Good News?
You just caught a glimpse of the sexiest G-string riding up over a pair of low-riders.
Bad News?
On your grandmother.
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Hilarious
12 votes
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Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/01/2005 08:26 AM
Good News?
Your secretary has a crush on you.
Bad News?
His name is Steve.
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Side-splitting
24 votes
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Scorpion 4,080 9
06/01/2005 08:28 AM
Good News?
Chris Garet is posting Lots.
Bad News?
The Jokes Suck.
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Side-splitting
14 votes
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HighSoci 30,109 18
06/01/2005 08:32 AM
Good News?
Superturkey has died and will never bother anyone ever again.
Bad News?
I just made up the good news and he is going to GABoston.
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
06/01/2005 08:32 AM
The good news: This is the last post in this thread.
The bad news: Some schmuck will post next to prove Vlad wrong.
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Hilarious
21 votes
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Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/01/2005 08:36 AM
Good news? There are thousands of online games on the internet.
Bad news? One is amurder.com
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Frogpop 173,153 25
06/01/2005 09:42 AM
Good News? Another one is Star Wars Galaxies.
Bad News? I'm still not a fricken Jedi yet.
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Side-splitting
18 votes
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Trixxie 65,026 15
06/01/2005 09:43 AM
Good news you just had the best blow job of your entire life.
Bad news, I gave it to you.
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Hilarious
5 votes
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gorckat 41,132 13
06/01/2005 10:14 AM
Good news: it looks like a slow day at work today.
Bad news: I'll probably post too much.
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Funny
4 votes
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Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/01/2005 10:22 AM
Good News: It looks like a slow day at work today.
Bad News: Gorckat is going to post too much.
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Hilarious
6 votes
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gorckat 41,132 13
06/01/2005 10:23 AM
Like I'm gonna take the bait and respoShakespeare!
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Side-splitting
12 votes
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Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
06/01/2005 10:25 AM
Good news: Chris Garret is going to hell.
Bad news: Vlad will probably see him there.
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Side-splitting
7 votes
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REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
06/01/2005 11:13 AM
Good news. I'm stoned.
Bad news.
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Side-splitting
16 votes
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Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
06/01/2005 12:14 PM
Good News: BUNNIES!
Bad News: DINOSAURS! RAWR!!
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gwallaia 3,510 12
06/01/2005 03:26 PM
Good News: There was a nice write up on you in the paper.
Bad News: It was in the Obituary section.
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Napkin World Renown Librarian 30,762 12
06/01/2005 03:36 PM
Good News:
It's bright out, it's sunny, it's the perfect day to do whatever the hell I want.
Bad News:
I'm GABbing.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Scorpion 4,080 9
06/01/2005 03:59 PM
Good News?
I got my first full pee tube.
Bad News?
It took me a year to get one.
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Potrzebie 1,790 9
06/01/2005 04:12 PM
Good news: Bunnies
Bad News: Big pointy teef!
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Hilarious
2 votes
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HighSoci 30,109 18
06/01/2005 06:34 PM
Good news you just had the best blow job of your entire life.
Bad news, I gave it to you.
Mom?
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Lunch's Tight, Hot, Wet Box 14,650 10
06/01/2005 06:48 PM
Good News: I'm in heat.
Bad News: I'm not coming to GABoston after all.
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Funny
2 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
06/01/2005 10:16 PM
"I pity any freighter, submarine, or dolphin, for that matter, that might run into it."
Good news: the sinking submarine was stopped by the condom reef.
Bad news: it broke open and seamen spewed out of it.
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