Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
06/01/2005 11:26 PM

booty

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
06/01/2005 11:27 PM

Oh, wait, you mean words that are generally used in a rap song?



I'm sure there's a lot of booty in there, but I don't listen to it.



Plus, I thought it was called Hip Hop these days?

Mister Blister 77,546 17
06/01/2005 11:34 PM

Dosteyevsky

Piemaster - drunken default_user style 12,538 15
06/01/2005 11:37 PM

"I like children."



Oh wait, R. Kelly did a compilation with Jay-Z...

Fishlegs - Acehole, now with 17% more hole 1,612 9
06/01/2005 11:38 PM

Out with my ho', we were antiquing,

Thought we'd stop by at an algebra meeting,

A nigga there dissed my asymptote,

But dat Froster wouldn't know any rhymes of Poe.

The Royal Mailman 176,450 56
06/01/2005 11:42 PM

"Frost da constabulary"

HighSoci 30,109 18
06/01/2005 11:43 PM

Obey the law

The Mighty BobJohnson, Funkmaster 178,045 22
06/01/2005 11:45 PM

On Tony Hawk 3 (?) for PS2 there is a song about hygiene.



Here's the chorus:

You gotta wash your ass, if you must

You gotta wash your hair, if you must

You gotta brush your teeth, if you must

Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy

The Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
06/01/2005 11:46 PM

Study and get good grades.

lupience 26,981 11
06/01/2005 11:47 PM

After I graduated...

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
06/01/2005 11:53 PM

202-775-0101

Steaming Pile 298 9
06/01/2005 11:55 PM

"I respect women."



"The police in my neighborhood are friendly and helpful."



Also, the word "isn't".

The Mighty BobJohnson, Funkmaster 178,045 22
06/01/2005 11:57 PM

Ask.

Steaming Pile 298 9
06/01/2005 11:57 PM

gardening

Kake 55,555 14
06/02/2005 12:05 AM

Bob, that's Del the Funky Homosapien. Probably my favorite hip hop artisty. Really intelligent lyrics, and funny as hell.

McRib, sucking at life with style 13,155 9
06/02/2005 12:10 AM

"I support gun-control laws."

Rep. Jep Rep. 007 58,758 13
06/02/2005 12:20 AM

Any word over three syllables.

Fishlegs - Acehole, now with 17% more hole 1,612 9
06/02/2005 12:22 AM

It's Hammertime.

Napkin World Renown Librarian 30,762 12
06/02/2005 12:24 AM

"I grew up in white suburbia."

gorckat 41,132 13
06/02/2005 12:43 AM

Negro, please!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/02/2005 01:00 AM

Any word over three syllables.





Reparations.

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/02/2005 02:18 AM

RAP HAS WORDS???

lupience 26,981 11
06/02/2005 02:21 AM

Rap without words is just Techno.

Pacifier, anyone?

Sylvester 4,465 9
06/02/2005 03:05 AM

HELP! I'm white and I can't get down.

Declan 'Gabriel Conroy' McManus 131,877 36
06/02/2005 03:22 AM

"How perfectly charming of you!"

lupience 26,981 11
06/02/2005 03:27 AM

I'm buying everyone a latte.

Fluffy now serving beer 977 9
06/02/2005 05:50 AM

Prison Sucks

Potrzebie 1,790 9
06/02/2005 06:40 AM

"Drugs are bad, mkay?"

SAZBOP 4 7
06/02/2005 07:08 AM

My parents are cool

I want to do well in school

SAZBOP 4 7
06/02/2005 07:09 AM

I don't take drugs cause I aint no fool

And generally anything that ryhmes with "ool"

turtle10 42,578 26
06/02/2005 09:42 AM

the

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/02/2005 09:50 AM

The full end of -ing words.

(eg- Slappin', Rappin', Shootin')

DemoMonkey, Vaultmaster. 166,252 10
06/02/2005 09:55 AM

"maple".

Clint McSahara HotPants 19,555 11
06/02/2005 10:01 AM

Bobsleigh.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
06/02/2005 10:22 AM

Things you have heard in rap songs:



I'll drive you crazier than a busload full of Jerry's kids.



I'm like Sam the Butcher, bringing Alice the meat.



On and on until the break of dawn, when you buy food cheap you need a coupon, so catch a sale retail, before it's gets stale. Hurry up and get your wig and check out the mail.



Clickies for anyone who knows who said them.

gorckat 41,132 13
06/02/2005 10:26 AM

Clickies for anyone who knows who said them.



With Google, the challenge is appalling. That's how I won one of these.

gwallaia 3,510 12
06/02/2005 10:27 AM

I'm a root'n toot'n boot scoot'n Redneck in love with my sister.

Chance 171,275 14
06/02/2005 10:28 AM

Beastie Boys!

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
06/02/2005 10:28 AM

Probably, most things you do would be considered appalling.

gorckat 41,132 13
06/02/2005 10:29 AM

Tribe Called Quest



Beastie Boys, like Chance said



Bizzie Mark

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
06/02/2005 10:29 AM

Vaginismus.



Heretical.



Floridation.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
06/02/2005 10:29 AM

You get a maha for calling him Bizzie Mark dumbass.

gorckat 41,132 13
06/02/2005 10:30 AM

<action>looks at Blaise, lifts up shirt, presses belly fat together</action>



See how it looks like a Poe?

gorckat 41,132 13
06/02/2005 10:31 AM

You get a maha for calling him Bizzie Mark dumbass.



The agony.

Kake 55,555 14
06/02/2005 10:37 AM

Gingivitis



"Got my name up in your mouth like Coleridge or gingivitis

when every rhyme becomes the official new blueprint for wannabe

writers"

-El-P



There's a song that mentions "Rhyme and Punishment, like Dostoyevski" , but I can't find it.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
06/02/2005 10:41 AM

It's Dostoevsky.

DemoMonkey, Vaultmaster. 166,252 10
06/02/2005 10:52 AM

Kake



The thread title is "Don't Often Hear".



Not "Never Hear".



Your post is irrelevant.



IRRELEVANT I SAY!

gorckat 41,132 13
06/02/2005 10:55 AM

Actually, Kake might be on the money.



I'm not sure what the genre is, but it reads like urban angst.

syncope 49,019 14
06/02/2005 10:58 AM

Stranded, stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl.

What do you do when you're stranded and there ain't nothin' on the roll?

To prove you're a man, you must wipe it with your hand.

Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl!

Fluro, President of Takapuna 14,139 11
07/07/2005 09:19 PM

"Double-Post"

Miniver 2,334 9
07/07/2005 10:30 PM

"Given that true intellectual and emotional compatibility are at the very least difficult--if not impossible--to come by, we could always opt for the more temporal gratification of sheer physical attraction. That wouldn't make you a shallow person, would it?"

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/07/2005 10:55 PM

My girlfriend took me to the ballet last week

I just smiled at her like I was a fancy freak

Something inside me made me swell

As inside that tutu was plain to tell

I like this thing on me so much

That to this day I miss her touch.

FlyingHippo, Stuffing candy in his pants 1,246 10
10/26/2005 12:52 AM

"I just want to get to know you".

Scarecrow stuffed with Straw 97,995 37
10/26/2005 01:19 AM

"Turns out my ho was just a gardening tool."

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
10/26/2005 01:32 AM

"Federal Reserve chaiman."

Space Jesus 131,068 34
10/26/2005 01:52 AM

Just you wait until Greenspan, Thugz n' Harmony come out with their new album. Just you wait.

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
10/26/2005 03:33 AM

I wish I be white, so I could have a big dick

Loverly Lila 78,555 13
10/26/2005 06:08 AM

"I take full responsibilty for my out of wedlock child."

Frogpop - doin' a heck of a job. 173,153 25
10/26/2005 06:55 AM

"Please remove that ass from my presence."

Frogpop - doin' a heck of a job. 173,153 25
10/26/2005 07:00 AM

"You should really put on more clothing."

Loverly Lila 78,555 13
10/26/2005 07:02 AM

The opposite of Lil Jon:



NOOOOO!!



NOT OK!!



I HEAR YOU PERFECTLY!!

J.W.- blah 24,693 8
10/26/2005 08:36 AM

Girl let me see that double pirouette.

PPPPffffbbb 179 7
10/26/2005 09:06 AM

Gay pride

Phuc 237,919 21
10/26/2005 11:30 AM

"Every rose has it's thorn

Just like every night has it's dawn

Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song

Every rose has it's thorn"

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/26/2005 11:31 AM

Way to go Brett Michaels.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/26/2005 11:38 AM

"I know who my father is."

Retarded Third Grader 182 7
10/26/2005 03:14 PM

"We should clean up the streets from violence" and "women aren't objects"

Pubah 56,805 18
10/26/2005 03:15 PM

Would 'bury mah bone' count as spelunking?

Retarded Third Grader 182 7
10/26/2005 03:28 PM

? do you know what the meaning of the word is?

DEAR Johnny2k (abigail's illegitimate son) 15,703 0
10/26/2005 04:56 PM

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ???



Tries to think.



1. Burp (rappers usually fart)

2. Blow (rappers usually suck)

3.JK2K (rappers have respect)

4. kiss (rappers usually suck)

5. SUYT ( ZUG rappers say that)

Yorkie Thompson: Sweet Zombie Jesus 60,724 12
10/26/2005 04:57 PM

Aaaannnndddd....





Thread Ruined.

Skitzo 321 8
10/26/2005 05:00 PM

Hmm do you think a rapped would say this?--I love butterflys and skipping in fields of flowers

Pubah 56,805 18
10/31/2005 10:23 AM

Spelunking:

Lurking around (exploring) or mining in caves.



Now, you use 'juxtaposition' in a sentence.