Kake 55,555 14
06/02/2005 04:49 PM

I gave my girlfriend Herpes, and didn't tell her because she made fun of my premature ejaculation.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/02/2005 04:50 PM

One time this older kid at school totally embarassed me and tricked me out of some money, so I killed his parents and then put them in a pot of chili which he ate.

Chocolate Enigma 159 7
06/02/2005 04:50 PM

One time this girl wouldn't stop talking. So I broke her jaw.

Bankey 70,843 10
06/02/2005 04:51 PM

I call shenanigans. The truth is that you just misunderstood Kake when he said he'd really be into a shaved Poe.

Chocolate Enigma 159 7
06/02/2005 04:51 PM

That was a good South Park episode Erika.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/02/2005 04:52 PM

Yes I know...hence why I used it asshat.

Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
06/02/2005 04:52 PM

I started dating this girl I met on an internet message board, and she then she dumped me.



To get back at her, I post on that internet message board and act like a completely dickless douche bag, and bother everyone else on it. Because I'm cool like that.

turtle10 42,578 26
06/02/2005 04:56 PM

Whatever you do Ollie, don't call into a radio show.

Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
06/02/2005 04:57 PM

Dartful Todger



5/31/2005 11:21 pm [dWUpeiVLMxcWkP9ksHBmAw]



Chocolate Enigma



6/02/2005 3:51 pm [dWUpeiVLMxcWkP9ksHBmAw]



I thought you said you were leaving.

fabulounik 8,478 12
06/02/2005 05:01 PM

I gave my girlfriend Herpes, and didn't tell her because she made fun of my premature ejaculation.



Once she reads this I'm guessing you won't be seeing any of these for a while.

Hungover Sombrero 91,274 10
06/02/2005 05:04 PM

<action> resists the urge to make a face-clock icon, TTJ-boobie reference. </action>



I've never been one for willpower.

Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
06/02/2005 05:08 PM

*clickie*

FAP FAP

*clickie*

FAP

*clickie*

FAPPITY FAP FAP

*clickie*

FAP FAP FAP

*clickie* *clickie*

FAP

*clickie* *clickie* *clickie*

FAPPY FAP FAP

*clickie*

FAP

*clickie* *clickie*

fapfpafpafap fapfapapfapfap fapfapfap faaaaaaaaaap







*deep sigh*

Bankey 70,843 10
06/02/2005 05:14 PM

I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY!





wait a minute...

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/02/2005 05:30 PM

A guy I know peed in another guy's beer bottle.

So guy #2 waited until guy #1 passed out and then made him a set of duct-tape underwear.

fabulounik 8,478 12
06/02/2005 06:23 PM

Some cats never learn.

The Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
06/02/2005 06:24 PM

TTJ has very nice breasts.



Anyone who says different gets a boot up their ass.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/02/2005 06:26 PM

The problem with that threat Donk, is that there are a few GABbers here that would love more than just a boot in their ass.

Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
06/02/2005 06:27 PM

You know, with an invitation like that, I'm thinking Declan may insult TTJ's boobies.



You'd better shine those up real nice, Donk.

Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
06/02/2005 06:28 PM

GODDAMMIT!!!

The Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
06/02/2005 06:28 PM

You suck at teh Interweb.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/02/2005 06:29 PM

Point for me.

<action>licks finger, makes imaginary number 1 in the air</action>

Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
06/02/2005 06:30 PM

It's better than sucking at life, though.

The Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
06/02/2005 06:30 PM

You do that too.

Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
06/02/2005 06:30 PM

BURRRRRRRRN

Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
06/02/2005 06:30 PM

godFrost-ingColeridgesuckingtwatShakespeareassdick

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/02/2005 06:34 PM

I'll repeat, Hat-

Nobody is forcing you to look at my tits. Please go wrap a rubber band around your balls until they turn green and fall off.

Hungover Sombrero 91,274 10
06/02/2005 06:39 PM

I call it how I see it.

If some old lady's toasted bagel looks like Jesus, Then it's going to be compared to Jesus, no?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/02/2005 06:42 PM

Okay, so I have saggy tits. And freakishly large nipples. What's your Frost-ing point?

Hungover Sombrero 91,274 10
06/02/2005 06:44 PM

When do I ever have a point?



Thicken up that skin.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/02/2005 06:44 PM

TTJ its not like you are some freak that got a neck tattoo. Your funbags are just at your belt line.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/02/2005 06:45 PM

Hat, if what you said really bothered me, I'd have Roofie take them out of the album. Please, don't think for one second that I'm concerned about what a tattood metal dick thinks about my tits.

The Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
06/02/2005 06:47 PM

Haha! Hat's a fag!

Hungover Sombrero 91,274 10
06/02/2005 06:47 PM

Oh please. You would have let it slip past without a word if you didn't want to retaliate to it.



Its not like I'm gonna get the tattoo removed to satisfy internet strangers, So I don't let the comments bother me. I usually click them if they're funny enough.



Thank you, Drive through.

HighSoci 30,109 18
06/02/2005 06:49 PM

After highschool, my girlfriend and I went to different colleges. I kept calling her and she never returned my calls. I finally wrote her and she replied back with a picture of her giving this guy a blow job with a note saying, "face it I found someone new." I then took the picture and mailed it to her parents with a note saying, "having a great time in college, please send more money."









/stolen

Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
06/02/2005 06:49 PM

TITTIE JACKED!

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
06/02/2005 06:50 PM

Fabs, I have an idea to get the cat to stop doing that. I'm not sure if it'll work, but it's worth a try. You see, we got a new kitten and he gets into everything. Christmas was hell because he wouldn't stop climbing the tree and knocking out ornaments. Finally, when I saw him walking towards a wreath I had not yet put up, I decided to try speaking his own langauge. I got down on all fours, arched my back, and let out a loud angry hiss at him. He immediatly ran away. As a control, I didn't hiss at him when he climbed the tree, but instead I used a squirt bottle. He just learned to climb it when I'm not around. The wreath however, he left alone, although we hung that up an hour later so I'm not sure if the hissing actually did much. Worth a try though.

Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
06/03/2005 12:45 AM

Flyguy is creepy.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/03/2005 12:47 AM

Ollie, liking my breasts doesn't make you creepy.

It means you have poor taste or vision, maybe. But not creepy.

lurking object 355 9
06/03/2005 12:52 AM

Go see where the cat likes to chew on the plant, then go and get some very hot pepper sauce. Next, get a cotton ball and soak only the outermost part in it, and tape it around spot she goes for. After they get a taste of that a few times they'll stop. Also it's really funny watching them lick their lips and mouth trying to get it out, to no avail, then run screaming around the house because it burns.

Tinker to Evers to Chickens 286,527 61
06/03/2005 08:16 AM

I have dreamed about this ever since this.

fabulounik 8,478 12
06/03/2005 08:39 AM

Chickens, I'm so happy I could help make your dreams come true.

Kake 55,555 14
06/03/2005 08:40 AM

wow, what a slut!

Orfinked Chickens 286,527 61
06/03/2005 10:17 AM

Yes, but a slut who can give a blow job you will never forget.



*thinks about it*



*gets a kryptonite Coleridge ring for protection*