Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/02/2005 05:22 PM

DONKEY call were so last night.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/02/2005 05:22 PM

I did a reverse donkey call too.



I just phoned up my friend and yelled YEKNOD!

Ditdah, only 45 days away 123,110 14
06/02/2005 05:23 PM

Are you going to pay yourself royalties?

Hungover Sombrero 91,274 10
06/02/2005 05:24 PM

Way to go, Ross. You could have had some bitchin' catch-free deals on CD's and DVD's.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/02/2005 05:24 PM

Heh, yeknod. Bet you didn't even know what you were sayin Brody.



*SFW

The Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
06/02/2005 05:24 PM

Why should I? None of you other Coleridge-suckers have.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/02/2005 05:26 PM

Well Goddamn.



I feel like such an yeknod.

fabulounik 8,478 12
06/02/2005 05:26 PM

I've never made a Donkey call. I don't know what you people are talking about.

The Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
06/02/2005 05:27 PM

I found it to be a quite nice way to deal with telemarketers.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/02/2005 05:27 PM

Remember in old cartoons when a character felt like a heel they would turn that character into a heel.



That rocked.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/02/2005 05:27 PM

What she said.



<action>points at Fab's post</action>

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/02/2005 05:30 PM

Some guy on Ebay was selling a Donkey Call for a dollar.



Basically you pay him and he would randomly phone you up and yell donkey down the phone.



Hilarity ensued.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/02/2005 05:31 PM

No way Brody, do you think you could get me the link to that?

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/02/2005 05:34 PM

DONKEY

Ditdah, only 45 days away 123,110 14
06/02/2005 05:36 PM

<action> shakes head slowly back and forth </action> I can't believe what some people fall for

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/02/2005 05:37 PM

<action> turns into a heel</action>

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/02/2005 05:38 PM

<action>Shoots Brody with an arrow.</action>

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
06/02/2005 05:40 PM

<action> laughs, because BIG missed.</action>

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/02/2005 05:41 PM

<action> morphs into the pink power ranger </action>

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/02/2005 05:42 PM

<action> uses an action tag

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/02/2005 05:42 PM

Decides to stop using action tags.

gwallaia 3,510 12
06/02/2005 06:25 PM

Since we got caller ID at my house, I'm loving telemarketers. I can always see who they are and if my mood is right, I'll have some fun with them.



For example:

Phone rings, caller ID says out of area. Ah hah, a telemarketer!!



Me: We're having a great day at Blockbuster Video, how may I help you?

TM: (silence) Ummmm, Gregory Wallace please.

Me: Gregory Wallace??? Hmmmm what movie was he in?

TM: No, I'm trying to reach Gregory Wallace.

Me: (pretending to talk to another Blockbuster associate) Have you ever heard of Gregory Wallace?

Me: How about Gregory Peck?

TM: No sir, Gregory Wallace. I'm trying to get a hold of Gregory Wallace.

Me: Sir, why would a movie star like Gregory Wallace be at Blockbuster video?

TM: <click>

gwallaia 3,510 12
06/02/2005 08:17 PM

Here's another one I enjoy doing when my caller ID detects a telemarketer.



<phone rings>

ME: (In a gruff, commanding tone) Sheriff's Department, Sgt. Garrison speaking.

TM: (pause of silence) U'mmmm Gregory Wallace please?

ME: Hold please.

ME: Yes, we've got a Gregory Wallace here. Let's see, public intoxication and verbal abuse of peace officer. We'll release him to you on a $500 bond.

TM: Uhhh

ME: You can pay with cash or cashier's check.

TM: UH, Sgt. Sir. I'm just calling for Gregory Wallace. I'm with a telemarketing company selling alternative home insurance policies.

ME:(angry and exsaperated) Mam, this is the Harris County Sheriff's Department. We don't appreciate prank calls.

TM: Yes sir, I'm sorry. I have a bad number.

ME: Do you realize it is a misdemenor offense to make prank calls to a public safety office such as the Sheriff's department? May I have your name please.

TM: <click>