Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
06/06/2005 12:45 PM

I'll be the one attempting to rape Chris Garrett.

Ditdah, only 39 days away! 123,110 14
06/06/2005 12:49 PM

I'm a 6-foot tall female (5'11" to be exact) and I need to loose 50 pounds.



I'm not hard to miss.

Chocolate Enigma 159 7
06/06/2005 12:50 PM

My dick will be in a red sock.

High Priestess 58,884 29
06/06/2005 12:50 PM

I'll be the one looking lonely and fondeling a stuffed monkey.







(a real one)

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/06/2005 12:51 PM

This could help.

daisypie 49,378 9
06/06/2005 12:51 PM

That should help, Lamburger, but I don't think many people will have a hard time figuring out who the hot, leggy, 6' 3" blonde is. The reall challenge is going be deducing who all the fat, balding, middle-aged white guys with varying facial hair styles are...

High Priestess 58,884 29
06/06/2005 12:55 PM

<action> sighs</action>



Since no one took the bait...



'Stuffed with what HP?'





"Monkey jizz."

Lamburger 33,017 9
06/06/2005 12:56 PM

Oh, I got tired of being blonde. I'm brunette again. But I may have be bald by the time July comes...it's so damn hot here in Texas!

I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
06/06/2005 01:02 PM

You'll know me when you see me. My pictures in the album are pretty dead on.



Besides, if you don't spot me before Trixxie does, I'll be the one he's running at screaming "The Queen! The Queen is here!! Heeeeyyyyyyy honey!!!"

Zippies Drainage 2,735 9
06/06/2005 01:05 PM

I'm sure most of them will be wearing a legal sign around their necks thats states them as a registered sex offender

Kake 55,555 14
06/06/2005 01:05 PM

I haven't decided if I'm going to greet gabbers at the airport in a fancy suit, or pajama pants and a T-Shirt. I'll be around BIG and Ollie, so just look for the skinniest fat dude with no facial hair.

Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
06/06/2005 01:06 PM

I'll be the ugly guy standning next to TTJ.

Ditdah, only 39 days away! 123,110 14
06/06/2005 01:07 PM

How will we recognize TTJ?

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
06/06/2005 01:13 PM

I'll be the guy that isn't there.

Ditdah, only 39 days away! 123,110 14
06/06/2005 01:17 PM

So you'll match your icon.

Adonis 44,452 11
06/06/2005 01:23 PM

You can't miss me. I'm a dead ringer for Captain Dan.

Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
06/06/2005 02:01 PM

The reall challenge is going be deducing who all the fat, balding, middle-aged white guys with varying facial hair styles are...



HEY! I'm only 24.

DemoMonkey, Vaultmaster. 166,252 10
06/06/2005 02:07 PM

I'll be the one that looks just like Blue-Footed Boobie.

Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/06/2005 02:07 PM

I'll be the one attempting to rape Chris Garrett.





Attempting?



You're not trying hard enough.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/06/2005 02:10 PM

I'll be the guy holding the ether-soaked rag over your face.

Lamburger 33,017 9
06/06/2005 02:11 PM

What Demo doesn't know is we've secretly replaced his coat with a large brown box marked with the address of Cheers and 200 stamps.

Orfinked Chickens 286,527 61
06/06/2005 02:17 PM

I should be pretty easy to pick out of a crowd.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/06/2005 02:19 PM

Christ, I should try a little bit harder to scare everyone off before I even meet them...



Forget my last post.



I'll be the aging balding man with a slight gut, no muscles, nasally voice, acne scars and absolutely no social skills.



There. Much better.

gorckat 41,132 13
06/06/2005 02:21 PM

Much better



Stick with the ether.

Declan 'Gabriel Conroy' McManus 131,877 36
06/06/2005 02:30 PM

As I said in a similar thread last month, I'll have a can of Crisco with me.













Okay. The pictures of me in the album are close enough. I have new glasses, however, and my hair may be a little less grey.

Trixxie 65,026 15
06/06/2005 03:00 PM

I'll be holding a dozen roses



















































In my butt.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
06/06/2005 03:08 PM

Well Shakespeare, If Al went to all the trouble to make that Firefox-only list of attendee's, Then he should be there, list in hand, calling out names and checking off names.





That said, I'll be the one who doesnt reply.

Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
06/06/2005 03:12 PM

How will we recognize TTJ?



She'll be the beautiful siren standing next to an ugly guy.

Ditdah, only 39 days away! 123,110 14
06/06/2005 03:13 PM

<action> gags </action>

Zippies Drainage 2,735 9
06/06/2005 03:15 PM

I'm going to have to post messages like a mad man to keep this site up while you are all gone... like you will have time to post while your gone

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
06/06/2005 03:20 PM

Ditdah, only 39 days away! gags





Cue "30 minute rule" joke in 5, 4, 3...

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
06/06/2005 03:23 PM

Ditdah, only 39 days away! gags





Cue "30 minute rule" joke in 5, 4, 3...

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
06/06/2005 03:28 PM

Sorry, it wasn't that funny the first time...

Phuc 237,919 21
06/06/2005 03:36 PM

Well Shakespeare, If Al went to all the trouble to make that Firefox-only list of attendee's, Then he should be there, list in hand, calling out names and checking off names.</i.



I'll be the one with a bullet in the chamber with Hat's name on it. It's a goddamn MS-generated table, ya assclown. If you can't read it, complain to Bill.



In all seriousness, I'll be the chunky guy who looks like Oddjob, half asleep with a coffee in hand.



I may be holding a sign that says... Wait. I don't want to ruin it. You'll know me when you see the sign.

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
06/06/2005 03:37 PM

I bet the sign says "I can't use HTML"

Small Change-I got rained on with my own .38 173,958 15
06/06/2005 04:55 PM

How will we recognize TTJ?





I'll be the one standing next to the butt rock fag.





I'll be carrying a snickers and a one armed doll.





I'll walk around saying "That's crizazy, yo. Fo drizzle.





I'll be telling strangers at the airport to try something that starts with "S".





I'll be flashing everyone and attempting to be a slut without letting the buttrock fag find out.





I'll be forcing the butt rock fag to listen to Tom Waits in the hopes of getting him to change over.





I'll be wearing my Secret Santa gift, a Pee Wee Herman shirt.









Oh, just take your pick. It's nice being able to stereotype yourself.