erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/06/2005 01:40 PM

Kittuns is dead?

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/06/2005 01:48 PM

Or maybe God saw me masturbating on the deck and...

I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
06/06/2005 01:52 PM

In place of the dead kitten, I ended up adopting one of the ones who made it.



Her name is Miss Scarlett.

I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
06/06/2005 01:53 PM

WITH A SPOON!

Ditdah, only 39 days away! 123,110 14
06/06/2005 01:54 PM

My father's dog is named Rhett, and his cat (Dad's, not the dog's) is named Scarlett.



And, the neighbors down the street have 4 dogs - Scarlett, Rhett, Mellie, and Ashley.



Bunch of GWTW freaks.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
06/06/2005 01:55 PM

Whatever that's supposed to mean, Trae, I haven't got a clue.

Zippies Drainage 2,735 9
06/06/2005 02:00 PM

I had a Kitten once...





I had it at the Great Wall resuraunt with a side of rice and Sweet and Sour Pork

lurking object 355 9
06/06/2005 05:08 PM

One of our kittens just found a new way to almost kill herself. It's like a wonderous game they play every day. The first was them sticking their claws in electrical sockets. The second was ramming their head face first into a tool box. The third was them tangling themselves up in cords, then jumping to get it around their neck. Now the tabby has decided it would be an awesome idea to stick her head in the litter container and run around the room hitting stuff with it. The scissor-made hole was not in there at the time she crammed her head in there.

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
06/06/2005 05:42 PM

Great picture. Although, could your cats' suicidal tendencies perhaps be a sign of thier feelings towards you, their owner? I'll bet you dress them up for Halloween, don't you?

Chocolate Enigma 159 7
06/06/2005 05:51 PM

Not the best day to be eating Poe huh.

daisypie 49,378 9
06/06/2005 09:08 PM

<action>didn't get Trae's last post either, but clicked it anyway...</action>Hell, she used cap-lock, exclamation, and BOLD! type, so I figure it must be funny...

lurking object 355 9
06/06/2005 09:13 PM

Actually their mother sat on them several hundred times when they were very young and often didn't get up for a minute after they started crying. She also tried to pick them up, but then dropped them and forgot about them several feet from her nest. I'm positive they suffer brain damage.



And why yes, between suicide attempts I do dress them up.

I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
06/06/2005 09:21 PM

<action> realizes her intellect is wasted



It was a play on the game/movie 'Clue' and Miss Scarlett in the....awwwwforgetaboutit

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/07/2005 12:34 AM

More side splitting madcap cat hilarity:



We had to take one of our older cats to the vet this afternoon. Seems he's upset about the constant rotation of other animals and he's taken to peeing a little bit on the walls. Its not a lot and there's no smell and it cleans up easy enough but its getting annoying and we know he's not happy. Meh, its part of being a cat owner. And thank God its only one that's doing it. We've tried a couple of things but nothing has worked. So, on to the vet.



Well, the vet, a woman, says that we should start giving him estrogen because that calms down the male cats.



VET: Just give him a pill a day for seven days and see if it makes a difference.



ME: Ok, but if he starts lactating is it ok to drink it?



I didn't think she was ever going to stop laughing.

MiLLie 116,988 28
06/07/2005 12:36 AM

Little did she know you weren't joking.

MiLLie 116,988 28
06/07/2005 12:39 AM

I told my mom about the little kitten and his Coleridge-sucking sisters. She needed a story to cheer her up after her knee surgery.



She and my father enjoyed it, especially when I told them what I said in reply. My dad laughed his ass off.



Don't worry, my 70-year-old parents aren't going to start posting here. Even though I know they'd click all my posts.

daisypie 49,378 9
06/07/2005 12:44 AM

if he starts lactating is it ok to drink it?



Well... is it?

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/07/2005 01:42 AM

Damn, I don't even think she answered me. Great, now I have a phone call to make in the morning.

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
06/07/2005 02:06 AM

Even better, call her and tell her you did.



Frat: Hi. Ummm, remember yesterday, I asked about cats lactating, and if it's ok to drink it?

Vet: Hahahah, yeah, I remember.

Frat: Oh good. Refresh my memory, was it ok to?

Vet: W-what do you mean?

Frat: Well I really wanted cereal this morning but we ran out of milk. I didn't feel like going to the store that early and the cat was right there...

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
06/07/2005 02:10 AM

We once had a cat that started peeing on the walls because it was unhappy about its new "brother".



I whacked it with a baseball bat, then waited until the middle of the night and left the corpse on some schmuck's deck.