Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
06/07/2005 10:29 PM

Mookie did it better.

Sad PhartSack 13,792 15
06/07/2005 10:30 PM

Yah sure Chris, nice try.

Ditdah, only 38 days away! 123,110 14
06/07/2005 10:30 PM

Yeah BobJohnson... whatever...



You need to do a better job sounding like him.

Pandle 181,790 70
06/07/2005 10:31 PM

<action>clicks on Vonchungli.com </action>



"The page cannot be displayed"



Good start to making it seem like home, John!

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
06/07/2005 10:32 PM

What am I going to do with all the bead work I made to brig to the next Gabfest?

Kake 55,555 14
06/07/2005 10:33 PM

So can we still use the same logins and passwords for the porn site? Or do we get new ones?

The Mighty BobJohnson, Funkmaster 178,045 22
06/07/2005 10:33 PM

For those of you who are new, The Mookie Thread.

TableTopJane is not a registered trademark 173,958 15
06/07/2005 10:34 PM

whoever did this, I hope you go to your grave still knowing that Mookie is funnier than you.



That's right a child raping, mother killing freak is funnier than you.



Of course, it's the raping and killing that makes him funny. You just can't beat Shakespeare like that.

Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
06/07/2005 10:35 PM

I predict an infulx of n00bs at HoB.

I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
06/07/2005 10:38 PM

If that's the case, it's been nice knowing all of you. I will cut off my tits with a rusted razor before I went there for any other purpose but to lurk and see what bad things they say about me

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
06/07/2005 10:45 PM

The server is still plugged in ?

Rаt 2,085 9
06/07/2005 10:52 PM

It's nice to see Bob Johnson has finally achieved his lifelong ambition to steal Chichi's icon, too bad he has his own now.

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/07/2005 10:54 PM

I'm so very disappointed in all of you.

Bankey 70,843 10
06/07/2005 10:56 PM

The least you could do is go to my birthday thread and wish me a happy birthday as John.

Captain Dan, Qwghlmian 44,452 11
06/07/2005 11:00 PM

Dear Mr. Ohn,



Finally, an opportunity to chat with the "man" behind the magic! I have so many questions... but I'll try to limit myself to just a few.



1) You haven't been very funny since you switched to your new IP. What gives?



2) While we wait for the transfer of site ownership, do you know where I can find quality German pornography?



3) Captain Dan sure blew Bob Johnson out of the water in their poorly conceived write-off, "the Importance of Voting." Do you agree that Captain Dan has a much, much longer penis, or only just a "significantly longer" penis?

I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
06/07/2005 11:00 PM

you two posting naked again?

Fluro 14,139 11
06/07/2005 11:03 PM

Nice, bob. Good try.

John Hargrave 128,751 73
06/07/2005 11:16 PM

Captain Dan:



1) You're banned.



2) www.traestits.de



3) Can you remind me of the order of Space Navy ranks? Just curious. Also, you're banned.

lupience 26,981 11
06/07/2005 11:20 PM

The Lemon Party dudes trying to prank us?

44,452 11
06/08/2005 12:19 AM

John's retribution was swift yet fair. I apologize for being a foolish earthling.

Jaggy 11,895 13
06/08/2005 03:38 AM

Mookie was WAY cooler. Plus I get to bask in his reflected glory because I was the one that caught him.

supergrover 4,517 9
06/08/2005 03:59 AM

I know this is a comedy site, so I always get so confused as to when people are being serious. Did Captain Dan really get banned for having a larger penis?

PuggyD 48,304 12
06/08/2005 04:02 AM

Yeah, now I'm confused if Dan got banned for being the John impersonator, or if the John impersonator pretended to ban Dan.



There's no way that the John impersonator is really BobJohnson, is there? Because he knows that you can totally get banned for that, right?

Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/08/2005 04:16 AM

Mookie wasn't banned for it. He posted for months after that. He left for other reasons.



Mookie was better, but I like Bob's satire.

PuggyD 48,304 12
06/08/2005 04:22 AM

Hammerhead?



I thought they wished you into the cornfield for thinking that Hrududu was a Hrududummy.



At any rate, in regards to the Mookie thing, it's good to see that no one is held accountable for anything anymore ever.

supergrover 4,517 9
06/08/2005 04:26 AM

That is my favorite episode of Twilight Zone. I can't think of any greater gift than to be able to wish everyone who doesn't comply to your whim into a cornfield.

PuggyD 48,304 12
06/08/2005 04:27 AM

I dunno, how about being able to control your temper?

Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/08/2005 04:28 AM

Puggy, I thought about you when I saw Sci-Fi playing trailers for it's Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy because you're the first person I expected to make a comment connecting me to that movie. Y'know, because of your obsession with watching the Shakespearety Sci-Fi movies.

PuggyD 48,304 12
06/08/2005 04:30 AM

You might not have gotten the memo, but I'm a little more Lifetime than SciFi these days. Ever since the SciFi original "Man-Thing" let me down. Too much man and not enough thing.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/08/2005 04:36 AM

Sorry, in case you haven't figured it out, the world doesn't revolve around you and your hormonally imbalanced whims.





You still have Shakespearety taste in movies.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/08/2005 04:39 AM

I'm sorry. That was mean.



True, but mean.

PuggyD 48,304 12
06/08/2005 04:40 AM

You double whammy me in two threads simultaneously, and *this* is the one you choose to apologize for?

Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/08/2005 04:41 AM

Yes, because the other wasn't mean.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
06/08/2005 04:48 AM

Who are you and what did you do with Hammerhead?!

Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/08/2005 04:55 AM

<action> waves hand</action> You don't need to see my ID. I am not the Hammerhead you're looking for. Move along.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
06/08/2005 05:00 AM

I don't need to see his ID, this is the cumguzzling bag of Frost I am looking for...

Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/08/2005 05:07 AM

Now why did you have to ruin the harmless fun with this line of insults?



If you think I'm actually bashing on Puggy, then you don't know that this is the banter that Puggy and I have had going for over a year. It's harmless lobbing of softballs just to provide harmless humor.



Shakespearehead.

Neutral Milk 27,937 12
06/08/2005 05:12 AM

Yes, I can feel your anger, take your hazing weapon, I am unarmed, strike me down...

Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/08/2005 05:12 AM

That was a typo. It was meant to say "Sithhead". I was inferring that you should take the Vader icon.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/08/2005 05:14 AM

Plus I get to bask in his reflected glory because I was the one that caught him.





TTJane-Riding my Jesus horse

4/25/2004 1:45 am



ZUG as you probably know is the German word for train.



Guys, can someone call John and make sure he's alive? Mookie is the only GABber I know that speaks german. We're all going to feel really Shakespearety if it turns out that this guy is really Mookie in a new "John suit"





Jaggylioness

4/25/2004 2:13 am



Busted.









You can't really take all the glory if you just take someone else's idea and run with it.

Come one. Let me have a taste of the glory.

Just a drop.

Neutral Milk 27,937 12
06/08/2005 05:15 AM

Never! I'll never turn to the iconside.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/08/2005 05:15 AM

No. It's too glorious.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/08/2005 05:34 AM

Too much man and not enough thing.





I'm gonna call bullShakespeare. But then again, Puggy has no basis for comparison on what too much man is.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/08/2005 05:35 AM

Neither do I. Pervs.

Jajoba 1,357 10
06/08/2005 05:45 AM

When is this all going to happen?

Jaggy 11,895 13
06/08/2005 07:02 AM

You can't really take all the glory if you just take someone else's idea and run with it.

Come one. Let me have a taste of the glory.

Just a drop.



Ok. But I don't think I got the idea from you. From what I remember, everyone was frantically comparing ip's, but he hadn't posted for a while. I was IMing him, and got suspicious because he was in an unusually happy mood. So I dug up an old post on a hunch. But you know, the german thing was good too.

Scorpion 4,080 9
06/08/2005 09:18 AM

MY question is how did BobJohnson do this? Hack? Just plain Awesomeness? How?!?!?!

Trixxie 65,026 15
06/08/2005 09:31 AM

Dear JOhn, It's been done before, It's been done better, It's been done by You, It's been done before, better by you. Please think of something a little less old and tired next time, Love, Jon.





*SEE you in Boston*

Rаt 2,085 9
06/08/2005 09:52 AM

For those that are still unsure as to who is behind this:

http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=54705





I'm too lazy to make that look any better.





Just a thought, how long has he been able to do this before he finally gave himself up?

The Mighty BobJohnson, Funkmaster 178,045 22
06/08/2005 11:20 AM

You people are all insane: You can't compare a parody to the original. Would you say to Mel Brooks, "SpaceBalls was lame, because Star Wars was better"?

Scorpion 4,080 9
06/08/2005 11:29 AM

In fact, Star Wars was much better. Space Balls did suck. The two traits are completely unrelated, mutually exclusive if you would.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/08/2005 11:34 AM

If I met Mel Brooks I would say, "The Sheriff's a <GONG>, the Sheriff's a <GONG>." Or, "Knight jumps Queen, Bishop jumps Queen, Pawns jump Queen, GANGBANG."

The Mighty BobJohnson, Funkmaster 178,045 22
06/08/2005 11:37 AM

Anyway, I think it's pretty obvious who did this. They didn't exactly try to hide it.



Clearly, Mookie is back.

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
06/08/2005 01:36 PM

Give the Porn Nazi a personal Icon and keep Gab going...



...now wasn't that easier than watching a Master P movie?

Ortzy 178 8
06/08/2005 01:44 PM

Frau Blcher

59,399 14
06/08/2005 04:00 PM

<action>whinneys</action>

Shubha Sibongile Chickens 286,527 61
12/22/2005 01:17 PM

Where did Jeff come up with the word ZuG afterall?

Mr. Mookie 17,582 13
05/08/2006 05:13 AM

My cap goes off to Mr. Johnson.

Mr. Mookie 17,582 13
05/08/2006 05:17 AM

For starting the apacalypse!!!

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/08/2006 05:28 AM

ruh-roh.

Pubah, In Memorium (To Those I've Loved) 56,805 18
05/08/2006 02:57 PM

<action>Ties a noose around his neck and stands on a chair</action>



Sir John of Hargrave,

When is this horriffic act supposted to take place?

Would you REALLY force me to watch Royals games again? Please, for the love of Trae...

DON'T DO IT!

Zero Bars and Sheboygans,

Pubah

High Priestess, Now with real Maple Flava! 58,884 29
05/08/2006 03:05 PM

Pubahbear, you didn't look at the dates.

Pubah, In Memorium (To Those I've Loved) 56,805 18
05/08/2006 03:06 PM

<action>Turns Purple</action>



Opps



Pubah embarrassed...



Nevermind

SHP - disguised as a normal 181,790 70
10/11/2008 11:49 AM

I like how in the "Please Read" thread, Zug is the German word for train, and a year later, it's a German word for porn.

Squirrel Zombie 53,270 54
10/11/2008 11:57 AM

It means both, Zug kind of sounds like chug, you know chug,chug, choo,choo, the noise a train makes. Zug also sounds like ug, the sound German porn stars make when they climax.

F R A N K E N P R A M 80,722 42
10/11/2008 12:39 PM

You sound like a moron.

Pram Sandwich 80,722 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

How the hell did you do that thing with the dates, Mookie?