lupience- Flushing w/o Hesitation 26,981 11
06/10/2005 01:05 AM

Excepting for me, nobody likes this thread.



I've had alot of beer.



Please do not destruct me or my pets.



I love you.



I've had alot of beer.



It's 11:00 pm, I need to clean out the rain gutters.





I've had alot of beer.





I love you.







What was this about anyway?

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/10/2005 01:06 AM

Don't you have a toilet to go drown in fix?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/10/2005 01:07 AM

<action>Hugs Erika</action>

lupience- Flushing w/o Hesitation 26,981 11
06/10/2005 01:09 AM

<action>hugs BIG hugging erica while fixing toilet

McRib, Professional Loser 13,155 9
06/10/2005 01:10 AM

Does that mean if you had lit the fireplace it would have given you a HOT DOG?













HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!



Dear God, that was terrible.

Declan McManus. Rarely pure, Never simple. 131,877 36
06/10/2005 01:10 AM

Every time I see "lupience," I think of my least favourite Gilda Radner character, Lisa Loopner. Least favourite.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/10/2005 01:11 AM

<action> grabs BIG's ass, then stabs lupience in the eye with a plunger

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/10/2005 01:13 AM

We might be awhile.

<action>takes Erika into a chemical shower to get the lupience off of them</action>

lupience- Flushing w/o Hesitation 26,981 11
06/10/2005 01:19 AM

<action>covers poked out eye, figures out how to videotape erica&BIG in chemical shower

</action>

by the way- it was mercury laced water, have fun with your tunnel vision.

It'll take awhile...

Errol 10,584 9
06/10/2005 01:21 AM

<action> slinks out of sight and unzips pants </action>

lupience- Flushing w/o Hesitation 26,981 11
06/10/2005 01:21 AM

I'm changing my goddam name!



...to oops



Gilda is dead- DEAD!

Declan McManus. Rarely pure, Never simple. 131,877 36
06/10/2005 01:22 AM

The statistics say that lupience has 198 ottos.



I guess she's a genius for hacking the site and giving herself ottos.

lupience- Flushing w/o Hesitation 26,981 11
06/10/2005 01:23 AM

ERIKA!!!!

I misssspelt y'allz name. ssssssorry.

Nutz.

lupience- Flushing w/o Hesitation 26,981 11
06/10/2005 01:25 AM

checking up on me?



I'm NO genius.



just a lowly worm.

The SuhYpa Variety Hour 5,547 9
06/10/2005 01:26 AM

Please stop. You're making all of us n00bs look bad. Especially the drunk ones.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/10/2005 01:26 AM

I'm NO genius.





Really...now that is quite shocking.

Minion O' Mally 52 8
06/10/2005 01:28 AM

Don't Drink and Type!













As a matter of fact- don't type at all.

lupience- Flushing w/o Hesitation 26,981 11
06/10/2005 01:29 AM

Ever?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/10/2005 01:30 AM

When you make people miss Potter, you need to drink some bleach.

The SuhYpa Variety Hour 5,547 9
06/10/2005 01:30 AM

Ever.

McRib, Professional Loser 13,155 9
06/10/2005 01:33 AM

Unless it's to show your tits. Even then, just post them and let that be the end of it.

lupience- Flushing w/o Hesitation 26,981 11
06/10/2005 01:34 AM

I'll try....















Damn beer! makes me a Coleridgey bitch.

I'm gonna go piss off someone else now- oh honeyyyyy-

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/10/2005 01:36 AM

I can see why your kids hate you.

lupience- Flushing w/o Hesitation 26,981 11
06/10/2005 01:36 AM

damn! he hit me!

He hardly ever hits me anymore-













...and only when I deserve it.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/10/2005 01:37 AM

So he hits you what, 200, 300 times a day?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
06/10/2005 01:38 AM

<action> is going to try something that usually works with very drunk and/or stupid people </action>

Lets make a Keyboard Margarita!!



First, You need some water.

Second, Pour it on your keyboard.

Third, Unplug your keyboard.

Fourth, SmaShakespeare up so it fits into the blender.

And finally, Profit!

McRib, Professional Loser 13,155 9
06/10/2005 01:39 AM

Lupience, I would never hit you. I would, however, sit on your face and fart a lot.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/10/2005 01:40 AM

She just needs more time to learn...so start multitasking, like using the hair dryer in the shower.

lupience- Flushing w/o Hesitation 26,981 11
06/10/2005 01:42 AM

What would you have eaten to produce said fart?



Maybe you would concede to smacking me?



I'm an Ely girl- I never got out much...

lupience- Flushing w/o Hesitation 26,981 11
06/10/2005 01:47 AM

Hey! I know I suck.





...but I'm good at sucking, so why not just continue?





Besides the predictable "shut up and kill yourself" answers.

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/10/2005 01:52 AM

Is the dog jewish?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
06/10/2005 01:52 AM

I'm going to bed. This fire's gonna burn out.



Tomorrow morning I'll check back to see how many keyboard indents you have one your forehead.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/10/2005 01:53 AM

When you start annoying other new members, you need to really calm down, use the preview button more often, and realize you don't have to post everything you think of...







also shut up and kill yourself.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
06/10/2005 01:55 AM

Frost-ing typos.





Also, Good call, Big.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/10/2005 01:55 AM

I want to have babies with you BIG.





Mean, evil babies.

lupience-Humble, but with a new toilet. 26,981 11
06/10/2005 01:56 AM

I hear you BIG-

please realise that I'm drunk as hell, and not very good at it.

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/10/2005 01:59 AM

The one thing you seem to be very good at is being cognizant of the things your not very good at.

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/10/2005 02:00 AM

The one thing you seem to be very good at is being cognizant of the things you're not very good at.

lupience-Humble, but with a new toilet. 26,981 11
06/10/2005 02:00 AM

being drunk as hell, that is-



Can I play the "I'm from Minnesota" card again?



Shakespeare.

I stabbed Hrududu in the eye with a car 1,393 8
06/10/2005 02:00 AM

My grandma's cat hides in the fireplace all the time too.



It's fat, stupid, angry, hateful, and apparently jewish.





AHHHH!! It's a jewish feline-demon!!

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/10/2005 02:02 AM

Shut up Fratberry, ya dumb Frost.

McRib, Professional Loser 13,155 9
06/10/2005 02:03 AM

I bet I could tell you one thing that Frat's not very good at.

lupience-Humble, but with a new toilet. 26,981 11
06/10/2005 02:03 AM

I know I'm really wasted- I'm seeing the same post twice.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/10/2005 02:05 AM

Erika that is a great plan. Slowly repopulating the Eastern seaboard with our demon spawn would be the first step in world domination.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/10/2005 02:16 AM

Ok great. Go get a box of wine and meet me back in the chemical shower in 15 minutes.

Oliver Chest, M.D. 203,475 12
06/10/2005 02:18 AM

Go cyber somewheres else, ya Frostin moolies.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/10/2005 02:19 AM

I see your box wine and raise you some plastic flowers.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/10/2005 02:21 AM

I see your plastic flowers and raise you a gold plated necklace from the vending machine at Acme.

lupience-Humble, but with a new toilet. 26,981 11
06/10/2005 02:21 AM

What? I was being quietly entertained.





Man- I'm gonna go read a cheezy Dean Koontz novel, and hope some of this beer wears off.























Then I'm gonna drink vodka.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/10/2005 02:25 AM

I see your gold plated necklace and raise youa funnel cake from Seaside Heights.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/10/2005 02:28 AM

I see your funnel cake from Seaside Heights and raise you one deep fried Snickers bar and a giant stuffed gorilla from the Wildwood boardwalk.

I Am Straw 97,995 37
06/10/2005 02:28 AM

The way this is going, I don't think your spawn is going to be dominating the world.

I Am Straw 97,995 37
06/10/2005 02:31 AM

If y'all get on the Tilt a whirl, I'm heading for cover.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/10/2005 02:32 AM

I see your fried Snickers and stuffed gorilla and raise you a plate of disco fries at the diner of your choice and a night out at HunkaBunkas in Sayerville.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/10/2005 02:34 AM

You win.

lupience-Humble, but with a new toilet. 26,981 11
06/10/2005 02:37 AM

you conceded.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/10/2005 02:37 AM

I can't believe you brought out the diner card before I did. Well played my friend, well played.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/10/2005 02:37 AM

I was about to go all in with a mall gift certificate to the King of Prussia, too.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/10/2005 02:40 AM

Damn it. I knew I should have pulled out all the stops and thrown in tickets to the next Bon Jovi concert.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/10/2005 02:41 AM

If you said Springsteen and a ride in an IROC we would have to get married...tomorrow.

lupience-Humble, but with a new toilet. 26,981 11
06/10/2005 02:43 AM

This is so Very Kinky.

Dr. Seuss would be proud.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/10/2005 02:46 AM

Will you settle for a Thunderbird if I promise to wear acid washed jeans?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/10/2005 02:47 AM

I'll buy you the AquaNet.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/10/2005 02:52 AM

<action> faints

I Am Straw 97,995 37
06/10/2005 02:52 AM

Sniff, I can almost hear Billy Joel for the wedding music.

lupience-Humble, but with a new toilet. 26,981 11
06/10/2005 02:53 AM

Geeze you people- get a room.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/10/2005 02:54 AM

Oh we will.

Neutral Milk 27,937 12
06/10/2005 02:54 AM

I only read half this thread, and all I can say is:



Lousy drunks, let the pros handle the drinking.

lupience-Humble, but with a new toilet. 26,981 11
06/10/2005 02:59 AM

They're not me! I'm drunk!





I'm drunk. Drunk as all Hell.



The only reason I can spell is that my Grandmother would come down from heaven and whump me if I did not.



...I think she should antway.

lupience-Humble, but with a new toilet. 26,981 11
06/10/2005 03:01 AM

I was curious as to where the mini donuts came into play, aned can I watch?

...I'll be quiet...

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/10/2005 03:02 AM

A nice honeymoon on Pt. Pleasant.

Neutral Milk 27,937 12
06/10/2005 03:06 AM

Lousy drunk.

lupience-Humble, but with a new toilet. 26,981 11
06/10/2005 03:06 AM

I thought it was copulation at Cape Fear.

Declan McManus. Rarely pure, Never simple. 131,877 36
06/10/2005 03:18 AM

lupience, there are 7 brains in Minnesota. Try to borrow one next time you post, ok?



4 of them are in Minnetonka.



The others are in Duluth, and Hibbing.

lupience-Humble, but with a new toilet. 26,981 11
06/10/2005 03:35 AM

My goodness- I had no idea there were so many intelligent people here!





...were you including Prince?

supergrover 4,517 9
06/10/2005 06:13 AM

I realize this comes hours late but...

Beer before liquor never been sicker



However to become a pro at drinking, lessons have to be learned the hard way...so I guess, continue. Also, have you ever learned the hard way to avoid alcohol poisoning? If not, get on that one too.

lupience- bipolar dimwit 26,981 11
06/10/2005 12:57 PM

I'd like to apologise for polluting this forum with all my drivel. Manic episodes and alcohol is always a bad idea.

Thank you.

CHANCE 171,275 14
06/10/2005 03:19 PM

Oh goodness...what a trainwreck. How embarrassing. Keep your fingers crossed this doesn't get bumped.



Oops.......my bad.

Sylvester 4,465 9
06/11/2005 12:30 AM

Now by any chance did the dog drag a pair of red pants out of the chimney?

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
06/11/2005 02:17 AM

Wow. B.I.G. and Erika - New Jersey romance! I can smell Exit 13 (Elizabeth) just reading your posts.

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/11/2005 05:05 AM

How does your wife feel about you smelling Elizabeth?

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
06/11/2005 05:21 AM

Froggie, the way Elizabeth smells would scare off even someone as desperate as a GABber. No wife would mind.

Gone To Lunch 0 0
11/27/2005 01:36 AM

My cat gets random boners!

Yorkie Destructor: Mix 'n Match 60,724 12
11/27/2005 01:39 AM

You have tainted my beautiful creation.