Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/12/2005 02:32 PM

Meh,



when I was in college, we didn't have valves on our beer funnels.





Rookies.

Penis Von Merryworth 203,475 12
06/12/2005 02:34 PM

fapfapfapfapfapfap

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
06/12/2005 02:55 PM

Spit, swallow or gargle?

Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
06/12/2005 03:04 PM

Erika preps herself for the frat party.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
06/12/2005 03:11 PM

According to some other thread, the most important thing is to learn how to breathe while it's down.



"Man, she can breathe!!"

The Purple Snorkpernel. 45,655 12
06/12/2005 03:11 PM

Who is the, uh, lady behind erika? Does she GAB?

The Mighty BobJohnson, Funkmaster 178,045 22
06/12/2005 03:21 PM

It's too bad that picture is cropped so we can't see that the other end is connected to a urinal.

daisypie 49,378 9
06/12/2005 03:24 PM

This thread brought to you in part by the Home Depot. You can do it. We can help.



I worked for two years in the plumbing department for Home Depot, and I've made plenty of beer funnels. You can tell that Erika goes to an expensive college, because that WATTS 1" full port brass ball valve, with sundry fittings, could have bought a whole lot of Meister Brau!



...seen the new pic in the album, Ollie?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
06/12/2005 04:02 PM

If a person was going to photoshop a penis in that picture, a person would have to sift through a LOT of bad photos of horrible things simply to find a picture taken from the right angle. I bet that person would eventually give up in despair so he or she wouldn't have to keep being grossed out by all the weird and/or deformed penises on the internet.



Excuse me while I go bleach my eyes now.

173,958 15
06/12/2005 04:04 PM

Excuse me while I go bleach my eyes now.



And by "bleach my eyes" she means "masturbate"

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
06/12/2005 04:08 PM

No, I have non-deformed, non-diseased GABber pics for that. What I witnessed on the internet today was grounds for eye removal. Let this be a warning: Google does not play favourites when a person is looking for penis pictures.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/12/2005 04:17 PM

8=====D~

173,958 15
06/12/2005 04:19 PM

Oops. Sorry Janey.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/12/2005 04:21 PM

Oh. My. God.

Knight of Uranus 9 7
06/12/2005 04:43 PM

Take it to da head.....

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
06/12/2005 05:44 PM

that WATTS 1" full port brass ball valve



Is that dirty? Because that sounds dirty.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
06/12/2005 05:54 PM

COLLEGE LIFE





Erica is seen here cramming some last minute lab work in, before the big chem. final.

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
06/12/2005 06:39 PM

Hey, look! The have WebTV.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/12/2005 06:54 PM

Reason #1,035 of why I love Erika.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/12/2005 07:02 PM

Hey, don't judge me. Someone had to do it.

daisypie 49,378 9
06/13/2005 12:12 AM

Mon hostie! That's great, Mailman!

Phuc 237,919 21
06/13/2005 07:52 AM

"Awright, Brad, take a picture of me sucking on this huge tube. I'll make sure I have a look on my face like I'm half-choking on a large volume of undetermined liquid. Make it a good, clear shot so's I can post it on my interweb foto album to which I'll post a link on that site where all the goatse-loving Photoshop masters go to. They will admire this tribute to my drinking prowess. I don't see any danger in this backfiring and damaging my reputation as a morbidly alcoholic yet sweet and demure co-ed."

Trixxie 65,026 15
06/13/2005 09:20 AM

Roofie, I am bring my lap top for Chris to "clean up" to Boston, if you can spare 10 or 12 gigs of space, You will never lack for that perfect penis shot again. Love Trixxie.

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/13/2005 09:21 AM

There goes breakfast. Last time I have link sausage and then surf GAB.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/13/2005 09:22 AM

Whoever photoshops Trixie's penis in my mouth better expect to die a slow and painful death.

Bankey 70,843 10
06/13/2005 09:33 AM

<action>closes photoshop</action>

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
06/13/2005 09:33 AM

Trixxie, I do in fact have the perfect shot on my computer, but I didn't want to put a GABber or husband of a GABber in with Erika. I was looking for a random stranger.



You know, I'm glad I didn't find one. This thread is better with everyone just imagining it. Plus the two actual photoshops are better than the obvious could ever be.

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/13/2005 09:34 AM

<action>Isn't surprised that Bankey had a picture of Trixxie's penis</action>

Bankey 70,843 10
06/13/2005 09:36 AM

<action>bumps Fratberry back to number one on list of people 'I'm going to kill slowly'</action>

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/13/2005 09:38 AM

<action> wishes Fratberry and Bankey would just get a room already </action>

Bankey 70,843 10
06/13/2005 09:42 AM

<action>shifts Fratberry back to '2'</action>

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/13/2005 09:45 AM

<action>has another great line but WILL NOT use it</action>

Humphrey B 51,764 12
06/13/2005 09:49 AM

Calista Flockhart loses 9 ponds.

Humphrey B 51,764 12
06/13/2005 09:53 AM

I need to read these threads.

Orfinked Chickens 286,527 61
06/13/2005 10:00 AM

I'm torn between:



A. Where's the golfball?



and



B. Erika still struggles with the concept of filling her pee tube.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
06/13/2005 10:05 AM

Your college should include that photo in its recruiting brochure.

Trixxie 65,026 15
06/13/2005 10:49 AM

Dude, and Dudettes, I ment gay porn. I don't even have one picture of my penis in digital.

digitaI 203,956 21
06/13/2005 12:25 PM

That's because I'm not gay.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
06/13/2005 12:27 PM

I don't even have one picture of my penis in digital.









Evidently , Banky seems to have one, maybe he can make a copy for you.

Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/13/2005 12:49 PM

Ok.....I HAD to.



Bear in mind, I have NO Photoshop Skillz....I have to use Microsoft Paint.



But, here ya go......When I got done with this, I got a funny feeling in my naughty bits.



SO NOT WORKSAFE.

How could you live without Chickens? 286,527 61
06/13/2005 12:52 PM

You are right.





You have no photoshop skills.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/13/2005 12:53 PM

OH. MY. GOD.







Erika got her bellybutton pierced!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/13/2005 05:05 PM

Erica.



>*< Safe.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/13/2005 05:07 PM

I am going to murder Mr. Daisypie in his sleep.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
06/13/2005 05:13 PM

Bankey bumps Fratberry back to number one on list of people 'I'm going to kill softly, with butterfly kisses'

Bankey 70,843 10
06/13/2005 05:34 PM

<action>poops on Mr. Sir's front lawn</action>

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/13/2005 05:37 PM

<action>kills Mr. Sir softly with his truck</action>

Piemaster - I'm Drunk James, bitch 12,538 15
06/13/2005 05:46 PM

Calista Flockhart loses 9 ponds.



Dehydrated anyone?

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
06/16/2005 12:23 PM

So THAT's who's been sippin all my pee...



Erika,

If you only knew how horny that shot makes the HeGabbers.

You are OFFICIALLY invited to the next EtravaGabsa!

Holy socks and yards of lager,

Pubah

daisypie 49,378 9
06/18/2005 11:14 PM

<action>has not slept in 5 days...</action>

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/18/2005 11:17 PM

Daisy, why won't you let this die!?

daisypie 49,378 9
06/19/2005 01:00 AM

I've got a thing for orally-fixated women...

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/19/2005 02:20 AM

<action> sucks on a lollipop



Who ever said I was orally fixated?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/19/2005 06:27 AM

Your priest.

DemoMonkey, Mr Contributes-nothing-to- the-world. 166,252 10
06/19/2005 09:24 AM

Erika's a boy?

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/19/2005 09:30 AM

If Erika's a boy then I don't wanna be right!



Wait a minute..

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
06/19/2005 09:44 AM

Since it's out here I got to try again.





Girl in background faking the smile mumbles under her breath;





(I swear to god if she pulls it out and shoots the last part all over her face again, I just might as well go join a Frost-ing convent. The guys already don't even know I'm here.)