dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/13/2005 07:58 AM

Even alligators have to get some Poe sometime.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/13/2005 08:00 AM

...



Or:



something something chinese food something something



</BIG>

Phuc 237,919 21
06/13/2005 08:00 AM

Shakespeare. I'm not even gonna try to top that, Brody.

I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
06/13/2005 10:07 AM

Finally, it escaped before being eaten



So, did it escape or not? It can't do both. It either escaped or it was eaten.

Orfinked Chickens 286,527 61
06/13/2005 10:07 AM

What's the difference in a "feeder" mouse from the pet store or a chicken from the coop and a stray cat that will be put down at the local shelter anyway.



They should hire this guy to get rid of the unadoptable cats for them. Contract animal control and feed the wildlife. Kill two birds with one stone.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
06/13/2005 10:09 AM

Shoulda used a turkey.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/13/2005 10:12 AM

I like cats but I don't understand why this is considered cruelty to animals. The alligator has to eat too. We (non-retarded) humans eat all sorts of animals every single day. Just because something is cute and purrs when you scratch it's belly that makes it taboo?



People are silly.

Penis Von Merryworth 203,475 12
06/13/2005 11:44 AM

When I went to DC last month, there were all kinds of activists around.



One girl was trying to get people to stop eating chicken. One of her arguments was that "Chickens are smarter than cats & dogs."



After she told me that, my response was "Yes, but chickens are more delicious."



You just can't argue with logic like that.

crackhead 427 8
06/13/2005 12:07 PM

if chickens are more delicious, that means you've eaten cats and dogs before to make such a statement. recent business travel to the far east? is it true they'll eat anything with four legs that's not a table?

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/13/2005 12:26 PM

If you're a meat eater and you wouldn't eat a properly prepared cat or dog then you're a pansy.



Meat is meat. It's all yummy.

Penis Von Merryworth 203,475 12
06/13/2005 12:29 PM

Would you like to eat my meat?

Picharkin 48 7
06/13/2005 02:07 PM

I loved a cat once.

Kake-Pope of Chili town 55,555 14
06/13/2005 02:08 PM

the most unusual meat I've had is sea turtle. I'm pretty sure it's illegal in the US, but I was in Pohnpei.

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
06/13/2005 02:13 PM

One problem with feeding stray cats to gators is how can you be sure it's actually a stray and doesn't have an owner? Also, couldn't the guy humanely kill the cat first rather than feeding it live to an alligator?

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/13/2005 02:19 PM

Oh sure, make the gator think that you don't have any confidence in his ability to kill a kitten. Damn, man, that's just cruel.

Ditdah, only 32 days away! 123,110 14
06/13/2005 02:29 PM

Makes me proud I live in Columbus!!!

Ditdah, only 32 days away! 123,110 14
06/13/2005 02:31 PM

I'm actually kidding about that...



Here's the story on our local channel, along with a picture of the freak.

Trixxie 65,026 15
06/13/2005 02:37 PM

My neighbor tried to feed a large rat to his boa this weekend; the rat started to win, so he had to intervene Okay it's not that great a story but imagine if the same thing had happened with the kitten and the alligator?

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
06/13/2005 02:39 PM

50 cats vs. 1 alligator



Tuesday on Fox

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/13/2005 02:39 PM

"And then the kitten got out. And I was all excited because I was like 'run kitty, run!'"



Odd. How can you be 'like' the words run kitty run?

SHP, permanent bitch mode 181,790 70
06/13/2005 02:40 PM

Do bad things never happen in front of smart people? Or do the smart people just not want to be quoted in the media?



Whenever I read the news or see a news story where there have been witnesses, they always choose the most bum-Frost stupid people to speak.



"And then the kitten got out. And I was all excited because I was like 'run kitty, run!'" Sims said.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/13/2005 02:43 PM

"He didn't just toss her. He threw her as hard as he could. And she hit the concrete and bounced off."





Comedy. Silver.

SergeantTibbs 81 7
06/13/2005 02:44 PM

OK, I didn't care much until I saw how FREAKIN CUTE that kitty is! And there was no need to throw the poor thing. But I have to say that, had the kitty died, he would have had one hell of a story to tell in cat heaven. "I was eaten by an alligator, how 'bout you?"

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/13/2005 02:45 PM

Holy Shakespeare a talking cat.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/13/2005 02:47 PM

Ahhh, SHP the tinfoil hat I'm wearing is meant to stop people like you from reading my thoughts.



*rocks in the corner*

Ditdah, only 32 days away! 123,110 14
06/13/2005 02:48 PM

Honestly, SHP? Seeing his address in that article, he lives in the trashiest part of Columbus. That was probably one of the few witnesses that actually had enough teeth to speak.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/13/2005 02:50 PM

So Ditdah spells her real name Aminda?



Good to know.

Trixxie 65,026 15
06/13/2005 02:54 PM

a lot of it is the media, I never knew how frustrating talking to the media is, you have to talk real slow, use small words, and be sure you don't say anything that can be twisted around to start a Shakespeare storm against you even if you are innocent.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/13/2005 02:55 PM

Trixxie involved in a Shakespearestorm? NEVER.

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
06/13/2005 02:56 PM

I have no problem with eating meat. I have no problem with feeding an alligator. I do, however, have a big problem with treating a kitten like an object and throwing it into a sidewalk. If I ever met that guy, I'd break his damn legs.

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/13/2005 03:10 PM

...and then throw him into the pit with the gator.

Piemaster - I'm Drunk James, bitch 12,538 15
06/13/2005 05:56 PM

Meat is meat? This is madness!

I Am Pink Sparkly Straw Giggles 97,995 37
06/13/2005 07:08 PM

He didn't just toss her. He threw her as hard as he could. And she hit the concrete and bounced off.



Actually, his punishment should require him to attempt this with the alligator.

fabulounik 8,478 12
06/13/2005 07:17 PM

Anybody else amused that they named the cat "Ally?"

How could you live without Chickens? 286,527 61
06/14/2005 02:13 AM

I'd have to have one of that cat's legs removed and rename it Lucky.

supergrover 4,517 9
06/14/2005 05:46 AM

I wouldn't have wasted a cat on an alligator. Not when there are people starving in China.

Salad Fingers 18,881 12
06/14/2005 07:11 AM

Yep, it was only a matter of time before the chinese food jokes start coming.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/14/2005 08:17 AM

Yep, about the THIRD POST I think you'll find.

The Purple Snorkpernel. 45,655 12
06/14/2005 08:22 AM

The guy did the cat a huge favor, actually. There will now be droves of people rushing to adopt the thing where it would have been put-down otherwise.

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
06/14/2005 02:14 PM

<action>cause he's so shy</action>



Sees eeboney's kitty cat lurking and hides in his new box.

mpeggins 31 7
06/14/2005 02:18 PM

All I have to say is: THATS Frost-ing TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trixxie 65,026 15
06/14/2005 02:28 PM

I lost one of my kitty twin bro's this weekend. I will be accept sympathy donations in the form of ottos.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/14/2005 02:36 PM

Trix, by lost him do you mean he got outside and ran away?



Do you mean he died and you ate him with a nice vodka sauce?



Or, do you mean you shoved him up your ass, he's still in there and you can't find him?

jayleau 42 7
06/14/2005 02:41 PM

I think we are overlooking the fact that this guy has a pet alligator. Darwin will take care of this for us, no worries.

Trixxie 65,026 15
06/14/2005 02:47 PM

He's gone to the great Jellicle Ball up in the sky.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/14/2005 04:15 PM

I was in a pet store recently and saw a cage full of little white mice. I said to the clerk, "Oh, how cute! You have so many--you must sell a lot of these as pets."



She said, "Not many as pets, most are sold as food."



I said, "Food? People eat mice?"



She looked at me in disgust and said, "Um, for their snakes?"



Me--"Oh."

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/14/2005 04:16 PM

Which reminds me of when this stupid hillbilly girl at work said, "Y'all want some baby hamsters?"



And I said, "No thanks, I just ate lunch."



(I actually didn't hear what she said, but it was funny anyway.)

summerfly 0 7
11/14/2005 04:49 PM

we should just feed the aligators old people..they seem to like them here in florida

NKB_FortyTwo 76,490 10
11/14/2005 05:06 PM

This is my favorite animal activist story.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/14/2005 05:08 PM

Oh, we just HAD to bump one of the "Columbus Ohio Frosttard" threads, didn't we?

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/14/2005 05:22 PM

Hey Dit, this is the thread that contains Brody's #1 funniest post. It deserves being bumped for that reason even if no other reasons should apply.



Say, this thread is pretty interesting too.

Piquantrax - The Firetruck Hunter 8,691 9
11/14/2005 08:19 PM

<action>just reads title and first post</action>As a Poe lover I see nothing wrong with this.