Trixxiewan Kenobie 65,026 15
06/20/2005 12:07 PM

Is it 2?

Kake-Pope of Chili town 55,555 14
06/20/2005 12:10 PM

24.82

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
06/20/2005 12:10 PM

Is the winner the first person to get it correctly or is it the person closest to the correct answer after a certain period of time? Also, how did you determine the correct answer (i.e. did you use an odometer during the trip)?



This makes a big difference to my strategy. Because I'm insane. Purple monkey dishwasher.

Kake-Pope of Chili town 55,555 14
06/20/2005 12:11 PM

nobody wants your box of manure, anyways.

Niles 3,169 9
06/20/2005 12:18 PM

10.2 miles

daisypie 49,378 9
06/20/2005 12:19 PM

6.6

gorckat 41,132 13
06/20/2005 12:22 PM

11.7

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
06/20/2005 12:23 PM

0.



Look at him.

Chris on a bike ride? yeah right.

The Church Lady 200 7
06/20/2005 12:23 PM

I'll take "What is Satan?" for $100 Alex.

ringworm 68,315 13
06/20/2005 12:26 PM

42

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/20/2005 12:27 PM

9.8 miles

TheBoB666 70 7
06/20/2005 12:30 PM

9.7 mi

Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/20/2005 12:37 PM

Reaper...HAHAHAHAHAHFrostOFF.





I just got back from clocking it in my vehicle. Yes BJ, I used an odometer.



I figure exact guess will win it, not whomever is closest.

daisypie 49,378 9
06/20/2005 12:42 PM

I used an odometer...



Oh, you mean this isn't about penis size? Than I change my answer.



7.4 miles.

Sharribarri 14,124 11
06/20/2005 12:45 PM

8.8

CHANCE 171,275 14
06/20/2005 12:47 PM

8.675309

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
06/20/2005 12:48 PM

9.2

Dead Robot 67,630 16
06/20/2005 12:52 PM

6060842?

Duuuuh 24,152 8
06/20/2005 12:55 PM

It is exactly the same distance I travel from work to my house so I can take a Shakespeare on the porcelain throne during lunchbreak. 36 1/10 of a mile.

Kake-Pope of Chili town 55,555 14
06/20/2005 12:55 PM

I figure exact guess will win it, not whomever is closest.



ok, let's assume it's less than 25 miles. By my calculations, there would be approximately 1,999,866,8223,42.45 choices.

ringworm 68,315 13
06/20/2005 12:56 PM

10.5. i need a hobby.

lupience 26,981 11
06/20/2005 12:58 PM

4.71828=E



I love you Kake.

Kake-Pope of Chili town 55,555 14
06/20/2005 01:00 PM

so why do you love me, anyways, lup? Aren't you like 50? Are you a MILF/GILF?

lupience 26,981 11
06/20/2005 01:03 PM

I love you because I wanted to love a GABber, & you make me feel all tingly.

Wanna try a new contest?

It's called "Guess Which Hand"

Duuuuh 24,152 8
06/20/2005 01:09 PM

We might be able to figure out the answer if we put enough government funding into this. We strip the military of their budget and using the money plus their monkey-powered supercomputers to give us all the answer so we can share 10 lbs of steaming bovine produce. Methane anyone?

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
06/20/2005 01:09 PM

4.71828=E



Somebody failed Grade 10.

Zippies Entwässerung 2,735 9
06/20/2005 01:20 PM

It matters if he stoppes to see his Ho.





that's what we call a variable

Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/20/2005 01:29 PM

Several of you are VERY close.

gorckat 41,132 13
06/20/2005 01:30 PM

11.6

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
06/20/2005 01:37 PM

If we're allowed multiple guesses. . .



8.1, 8.2, 8.3, 8.4, 8.5, 8.6, 8.7, 8.8, 8.9, 9.0, 9.1, 9.2, 9.3, 9.4, 9.5, 9.6, 9.7, 9.8, 9.9, 10.0

How could you live without Chickens? 286,527 61
06/20/2005 01:37 PM

ONE MILLION MILES

Red Hairpiece 203,475 12
06/20/2005 01:39 PM

3.1415926535897932

The Man who Shot Liberty Valence 48,304 12
06/20/2005 01:40 PM

And ayyyyyyyye would bike 500 miles

And ayyyyyyyye would bike 500 more

Just to be the man who biked a thousand miles to win a mystery bah-ox

Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/20/2005 01:41 PM

BJ...pick one of those.



(Hopefully a non-Canadian can steal it with this hint. The postage to Canada will be a killer.)

The Man who Shot Liberty Valence 48,304 12
06/20/2005 01:42 PM

I BID ONE DOLLAR, BOB!



8.6

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
06/20/2005 01:44 PM

8.7

Kake-Tadpole Summoner 55,555 14
06/20/2005 01:46 PM

8.9

Captain Dan, Qwghlmian 44,452 11
06/20/2005 01:46 PM

8.3





. . . This is the thread where we guess how old Ollie's girlfriend is, right?

gorckat 41,132 13
06/20/2005 01:49 PM

8.4

Kake-Tadpole Summoner 55,555 14
06/20/2005 01:52 PM

9.0

The Man who Shot Liberty Valence 48,304 12
06/20/2005 01:52 PM

Damn Russian judges.

Niles 3,169 9
06/20/2005 01:54 PM

So we do get multiple guesses?



9.6

Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/20/2005 01:59 PM

9.1

TheBoB666 70 7
06/20/2005 02:01 PM

9.9

Ortzy 178 8
06/20/2005 02:10 PM

9.3

How could you live without Chickens? 286,527 61
06/20/2005 02:11 PM

10.05000000000000000000001

Duuuuh 24,152 8
06/20/2005 02:18 PM

I say it took him no miles to bikeride! I have

photographic evidence proving that he decided to take a break while in mid-cycle and eventually was trasported back via a luxury emergency vehicle.

Fluffy now serving beer 977 9
06/20/2005 02:27 PM

This morning, I went for a bicycle ride

Since you can't afford a car, i don't care whats in that box!



p.s anyone else zoomed in to find a naked girls picture on the drawer behind?

Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/20/2005 02:30 PM

WE HAVE A WINNAR!!!!





Since this person won....I figure this picture was in order..

The gods made Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
06/20/2005 02:30 PM

You guys really don't want that box, CG murdered the station intern, and after disposing of the body, he is now shipping you the rest of the evidence. That's why he wants someone to guess the correct mileage so he knows they no the area, and would be convincing when questioned by the police.

Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/20/2005 02:32 PM

That's right SR.





Haven't any of you seen the end of the movie "Se7en?"



The correct answer was just a Carrollhair over 10 miles....Chix gets it.

Fluffy now serving beer 977 9
06/20/2005 02:39 PM

Since this person won....I figure this picture was in order

<action> suddenly remembering all Sag formulae he learnt during transmission line protection</action>

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/20/2005 02:40 PM

E=mc

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/20/2005 02:41 PM

I guess I could have read the whole thread and seen that someone had the answer already.

Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/20/2005 02:44 PM

It is kinda funny that Chix won it....out of all the GABbers who could use what's inside the box, he could use it the most.

newwave 45,912 10
06/20/2005 02:46 PM

It's a gay blowjob?

How could you live without Chickens? 286,527 61
06/20/2005 02:51 PM

Frost you Newwave. Frost you up your stupid ass.

Declan McManus. Rarely pure, Never simple. 131,877 36
06/20/2005 02:53 PM

Now, now, Chix. Newwave might like that.

How could you live without Chickens? 286,527 61
06/20/2005 02:56 PM

I figured the million miles would have it for sure.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/20/2005 02:56 PM

Ket me get this straight, Chix. Newwave calls you gay, so you threaten to Frost him up the ass?

Duuuuh 24,152 8
06/20/2005 03:00 PM

This truly is a Kodak moment...

ringworm 68,315 13
06/20/2005 03:10 PM

maps.google said 10.5.



This morning, I went for a bicycle ride.



I left the radio station on Main Street, in West Lebanon, NH, and went up Route 10 to the Dartmouth COllege Green.

3.8

(ignore everything after s main st)



I then turned onto West Wheelock Street, crossed the Ledyard Bridge into Vermont, turned onto Route 5 South in Norwich,

1.6

(ignore everything before w wheelock st)



took Route 5 through Norwich into Wilder, to the intersection of 5 and 14.

3.6



I made a left, crossed the bridge into NH, onto Bridge Street, up to Main Street, back to the radio station.

1.5



i call shenanigans.

Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/20/2005 03:13 PM

In your last picture is the error.



I came down Route 5, and then made a left (or in the map's case, a right) onto 14 and crossed the bridge.



You're about a half mile off.

Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/20/2005 03:16 PM

And in the second to last map, I came down 5, and you'll notice 5 turns into Hartford Ave....not Christian St.



poop

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/20/2005 03:18 PM

Uh, ringworm? Have you ever considered getting a hobby?

The gods made Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
06/20/2005 03:19 PM

Face it man, you're busted; send your severed head someplace else.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
06/20/2005 03:50 PM

A winner is Chickens???



He gets a box that was touching where Chris's ass was.



Congrats, man!

Chapped Labia/Sandy Vulva 311 9
06/20/2005 03:55 PM

how about whatever is in the box, take it out, ACTUALLY put 10 pounds of poop in it and then send it to ringworm. That's the reason he tried so hard to win.



And it was a baby ox! <SLAM!>

The Purple Snorkpernel. 45,655 12
06/20/2005 04:09 PM

90210!

High Priestess 58,884 29
06/20/2005 08:01 PM

"A boat's just a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat!"

ringworm 68,315 13
06/20/2005 11:13 PM

And in the second to last map, I came down 5, and you'll notice 5 turns into Hartford Ave....not Christian St.



christian was the side street i used as a marker for the end of that leg / beginning of the next. i did Frost up the last bit. a reading comprehender is me. i hereby withdraw my claim of shenanigans.

Uncle Stumpy Chickens 286,527 61
06/21/2005 05:06 AM

I have decided the Gab Mystery Box will live again. As soon as I unload the pile of crap CG mails me, I will repack the beloved mystery box, adding my own decorations, and come up with a new contest. This could be the greatest tradition evar.

Livewire 78,229 13
06/21/2005 06:19 AM

A winner is Chickens. Best. Idea. Ever.



Well, best idea since my idea to eat Cheetos with chopsticks to avoid getting orange goo on my fingers.

Suicide Ranger is good for you 27,937 12
06/21/2005 06:34 AM

HOLY Shakespeare! That's awesome, I'm going right out to buy a new set of chopsticks!

And the winner is Chickens 286,527 61
06/27/2005 01:08 PM

Bump for easy service.

PuggyD 48,304 12
06/27/2005 01:22 PM

Chickens, I encourage you to start a new thread for the new contest. Slogging through all the old stuff eveytime someone sends the box out again is gonna be hella lame.

Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
06/27/2005 01:23 PM

Puggy, I encourage you to read all the threads before you post.

newwave 45,912 10
11/26/2005 04:53 AM

Somebody set up us the bomb.