Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/20/2005 04:06 PM

SUYT

Chapped Labia/Sandy Vulva 311 9
06/20/2005 04:07 PM

I like my women like i like my wine....



12 yrs old and locked in a basement

Aroungry Aroungry Aimless 54,807 10
06/20/2005 04:07 PM

Coffee: Don't drink it

Hot dogs: Ketchup, mustard, relish

Mashed 'tatos: Yuck.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
06/20/2005 04:08 PM

Coffee: dark with lots of cream



I like my coffee free of contradictions.

Red Hairpiece 203,475 12
06/20/2005 04:08 PM

Coffee: Boiling hot and poured over the Church ladies genitals.



Taters: Baked and inserted into the Church Ladies anus.



Hot dogs: Ketchup and Mustard.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/20/2005 04:08 PM

Aimless how can you think mashed potatoes are gross?

Declan McManus. Rarely pure, Never simple. 131,877 36
06/20/2005 04:08 PM

"pertaters"





Isn't that special!

The Church Lady 200 7
06/20/2005 04:11 PM

SUYT



You really want to see?













Really?











Alright, here you go.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/20/2005 04:12 PM

Coffee: Cream, no sugar, and supersized.



Hot Dogs: Mustard, onions, slaw, and shoved on the end of a gun that shoots Emersons who put ketchup on their hot dogs.



Taters: Butter. Salt. Butter. Pepper. Butter. Gravy, if available. Butter.

Red Hairpiece 203,475 12
06/20/2005 04:15 PM

Why am I not surprised the Phuc even has issues with Ketchup?

Phuc 237,919 21
06/20/2005 04:17 PM

I hate to see food wasted.



So starve.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/20/2005 04:19 PM

I like my coffee just like my men. Dark, hot, and pouring into my ass.





Oddly enough, this is also how I like my hot dogs and my taters.

Aroungry Aroungry Aimless 54,807 10
06/20/2005 04:22 PM

Aimless how can you think mashed potatoes are gross?



Texture thing. I love taters in all other forms but mashed are gross.

Declan McManus. Rarely pure, Never simple. 131,877 36
06/20/2005 04:23 PM

Coffee- don't drink it anymore. Used to drink it black with a little sugar.



Hot dogs. Rarely eat them anymore. Coleslaw and mustard or coney sauce.



Mashed potatoes? Butter and cream.



Baked? Butter and freshly ground black pepper.

Picharkin 48 7
06/20/2005 04:23 PM

I like my coffee free of contradictions



for some reason that really made me laugh.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
06/20/2005 04:45 PM

Coffee - black.

Hotdogs - ketchup and onions.

Mashed Potatoes - gravy.



But I don't think I would mind mashed potatos and coffee on my hotdog. I'm not too picky.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/20/2005 04:57 PM

Mustard and onions

Two creams

Butter and a dash of dill-weed.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/20/2005 04:58 PM

Oops!



I thought I was posting in the "What should Trae put on her breasts" thread.

fabulounik 8,478 12
06/20/2005 05:01 PM

Coffee - dark, one sugar

Hotdogs - ketchup and onions

Mashed Potatoes - lots o'buttah and salt and peppah

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
06/20/2005 05:05 PM

Coffee: Lots of Skim milk and sugar

Mashed Potato: Garlic and other seasonings. Gravy if plain mashed potatoes.

Hot Dog: Chili, cheese, onion

Dead Robot 67,630 16
06/20/2005 05:16 PM

Coffee: I like my coffee made without the pain and suffering of third world workers. I drink tea.



Hot dogs: <Charlie Sheen in Scary Movie 3> I... I'm sorry. I don't understand. I'm not following... you... </Charlie Sheen in Scary Movie 3>



pertaters: potatos are for fat Limeys.

The gods made Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
06/20/2005 05:20 PM

Coffee: Black with booze

Mashed Potatos: a little salt with booze

Hot Dog: plain...































































with booze.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/20/2005 05:20 PM

Obviously, nobody ever told you that pertaters were the best HIV prevention in the world. Oh, well. I guess it's a little too late now.

The Church Lady 200 7
06/20/2005 05:22 PM

pertaters were the best HIV prevention in the world



How's this? Do you stick a tater in yer pooper?

Dead Robot 67,630 16
06/20/2005 05:22 PM

I once made a battery out of a potato and some water and an Duracell.

Jopeck 395 8
06/20/2005 06:06 PM

Coffee: Black



Hot dogs: Ketchup, mustard, relish, Old Bay



Taters: Butter, salt, Old Bay, pepper



If you've never had Old Bay, you've never lived. Ask any Marylander.

High Priestess 58,884 29
06/20/2005 06:21 PM

I like my coffee like I like my men: pale and bitter

ringworm 68,315 13
06/20/2005 07:48 PM

potatoes: butter, salt

hot dogs: ketchup, salt

coffee: cream, sugar, salt

ringworm 68,315 13
06/20/2005 07:48 PM

bacon: salt

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
06/20/2005 07:50 PM

You dumped Demo?

lupience 26,981 11
06/20/2005 08:19 PM

I take my coffee on long walks.

I take my spuds to the theatre.

Hot dogs? I takes 'em rawwww.

Pistolet 10,071 9
06/20/2005 09:02 PM

I like my coffee like I like my men: pale and bitter



Not to mention old.

Pistolet 10,071 9
06/20/2005 09:16 PM

. . . and funny looking.

Pistolet 10,071 9
06/20/2005 09:21 PM

God, Priestess. What do I have to do to get a rise out of you? Punch you in the Carroll?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/20/2005 09:30 PM

Pistol, did you tell her about her afro crotch problem?

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/20/2005 09:39 PM

bacon: salt





Sadly, he's not kidding. When Donk and I went out there, we all went to grab a bite to eat. Wormy ordered bacon, and we just watched in silence as he poured the salt over it.

I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
06/20/2005 09:52 PM

Coffee: usually black, unless it's bad coffee, then I flavor it to make it tasty.



Hot dogs: relish, mustard and onions. Ketchup is a sin to a good dawg.



Mashed Potatoes: Butter, pepper and a little garlic.

High Priestess 58,884 29
06/20/2005 10:06 PM

And Pistol, this is why I love you so much. I laughed so hard at that I farted. Yep, love you so much you cum-guzzeling FSU party whore.

Pistolet 10,071 9
06/20/2005 10:12 PM

Am I shocked that you would ever suggest I GUZZLE cum! I mean, come on. When Oliver comes, it's like getting squirted with a baby's medicine dropper.

High Priestess 58,884 29
06/20/2005 10:20 PM

Well Ollie does like young girls and even though you are a black woman I'm sure he could break you in half with one thrust of his baby dropper, what with you haveing the breasts of a 12 year old.

Pistolet 10,071 9
06/20/2005 10:29 PM

But 12 years olds don't really have br . . . . HEY!

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
06/20/2005 11:32 PM

Yep, love you so much you cum-guzzeling FSU party whore.



So, FSU, is that in Gainesville or Tallahassee?



Just wonderin'.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/20/2005 11:33 PM

FSU is in Tallahassee.



U. of Florida is in Gainsville.





PS. Watch more college sports.

Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/20/2005 11:42 PM

or more college cheerleader competitions

Rep. Jep Rep. 007 58,758 13
06/20/2005 11:42 PM

Coffee: With liberal amounts of Kahlua or Bailey's



Hot Dogs: Wrapped in bacon with Frank's Red Hot.



Mashed Potatoes: Sour Cream, Bacon and Green Onions.



I really am straight.

Errol 10,584 9
06/20/2005 11:44 PM

<action> has his pants down and a frown on his face </action> Pistol? Priestess? That was just getting good!

Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/20/2005 11:45 PM

which face has the frown?

I am Straw 97,995 37
06/20/2005 11:48 PM

coffee: flavored cream and sugar

mashed spuds: butter and brown gravy

hot dogs: If I boil two hot dogs at home, I'll grill one of the buns and leave the other soft for variety - nothing extra goes on. If the hot dog is grilled, I prefer a soft bun, again with nothing on it. I also like chili on the hot dog sometimes if it is available.

lupience 26,981 11
06/21/2005 12:13 AM

Do I detect a bun fetish?

I am Straw 97,995 37
06/21/2005 12:31 AM

Well, yes. But unlike my hot dog (or hamburger) buns, I like my husband's to be hard and small.



Coincidentally, his father's day card refers to his cute little buns.

The Man who Shot Liberty Valence 48,304 12
06/21/2005 12:48 AM

Ketchup is Frost-ing nasty. I only ever have ketchup if I'm at McDonald's and they put a little on the burger automatically.

Dianada 57,835 108
06/21/2005 12:50 AM

Coffee: Don't drink it.

Hot dogs: ketchup and mustard, maybe some grilled onions

Mashed potatoes: mashed with butter, then a little more butter when it's served, and with a little gravy pool on top.

I am Straw 97,995 37
06/21/2005 12:53 AM

KetchupMustard is Frost-ing nasty. I only ever have ketchupmustard if I'm at McDonald's and they put a little on the burger automatically.



Wow, Puggy, we are in total agreement.

Gobbledygook 42 7
06/21/2005 12:59 AM

I only ever have ketchup if I'm at McDonald's and they put a little on the burger automatically.



That's their way of apologizing for making a crappy burger.

Uncle Stumpy Chickens 286,527 61
06/21/2005 05:12 AM

Afro crotch is my new favorite term. "Yo, Afro crotch..." Wonder how I can work this into polite conversation?

Livewire 78,229 13
06/21/2005 06:31 AM

I like my coffee with just a splash of milk. I usually end up having my coffee like I like my women: dumped on my crotch and making me scream like a little girl.



Hot dogs: Lithuanian. A stripe of yellow, a stripe of green, and a stripe of red.



Potatoes: Gotta go with fries. Good garlic mashed pertaters are better than bad fries, but good fries beat all.

Nerfball 145 8
06/21/2005 06:57 AM

a stripe of green



Yup, I love liquefied baby poop on my hot dogs too.

High Priestess 58,884 29
06/21/2005 10:51 AM

"Yo, Afro crotch..." Wonder how I can work this into polite conversation?



Make sure you are talking to a black woman when you use it.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/21/2005 11:07 AM

Mashed Spuds: like my nanny makes, buttery with black pepper.



Coffee: Preferably in solid form and covered in chocolate.



Hot Dogs: I like them as far away from me as possible, urgh I hate them.

Kake- Lvl 50 Tadpole Summoner 55,555 14
06/21/2005 11:08 AM

Coffee: Dark, 2 sugars. I like some faggy flavored coffee's even though I'm straight.

Hot Dogs: Cheddsar cheese, onions, ketchup (Phuc you) and mustard.

Potato(e)s: Mashed with skin on, garlic, with butter and gravy if available.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
06/21/2005 12:48 PM

Coffee: When I drink it (which ain't too often), milk or cream and sugar.

Mashed 'Taters: Butter, salt, and gravy if it's available.

Hot Dog: colby or sharp cheddar cheese and mustard

CHANCE 171,275 14
06/21/2005 01:13 PM

Coffee- If I must, milk and sugar. I usually drink hot tea with sugar and milk.

Hotdogs- BURNT! with relish and onions AND CATSUP!

Mashed Tators- butter and sour cream whipped to perfection.

I don't do salt.

gorckat 41,132 13
06/21/2005 01:19 PM

coffee: either copious amounts of French Vanilla creamer, or a Starbucks white chocolate mocha

hot dogs: on a bun, ketchup and mustard

mashed potatoes: haven't whacked off with these yet, but it can't be any hotter than a white chocolate mocha

Clint McSahara HotPants 19,555 11
06/21/2005 07:47 PM

<rant> Coffee - first of all it has to be European. If you ask McPants (which you don't) American coffee is a lot like brown water. Damn, even the Tunisians serve better coffee than they do in the U.S. and they put spices and stuff in it. Love the U.S. and Canadian beer, though. </rant>



Coffee - with milk or cream. No sugar.



Hotdogs - with sauerkraut if available, otherwise ketchup.



Mashed taters - served as a side dish with nothing added to it.

Pistolet 10,071 9
06/21/2005 10:07 PM

Pistol? Priestess? That was just getting good!



*punches Priestess in the Carroll*



Just for you Errol.

lupience 26,981 11
06/22/2005 01:25 AM

How did you get that punch past the labia?



I only ask because the internet is my ONLY source of information, and all the vaginal punches I've had were buffered by the drapes.

Senior Destructor: Professional Dancebreaker 60,724 12
06/22/2005 01:27 AM

Love the U.S. and Canadian beer, though



Compared to most European beers?



And you complain American coffee is too watery?





There is something so very wrong with that.

ChiliDog 322 10
06/22/2005 01:43 AM

Coffee; Black and in mass quantities!

Mashed Taters: Butter and a small amount of Ranch dressing.

Hot Dogs: hmmmm, haven't given that much thought.

Clint McSahara HotPants 19,555 11
06/22/2005 06:15 AM

Love the U.S. and Canadian beer, though



Compared to most European beers?



And you complain American coffee is too watery?





There is something so very wrong with that.



Agreed, on the surface the two statements appear contradictory, however McPants likes both American beer and good European beer (Guinness, German brands, Czech brands, etc). American beer can be very refreshing and thirst-quenching, while European beer often supplies more taste. If McPants is thirsty he will go for an American beer but if he just wants a beer he's more likely to select a good German beer (Dom Klsch for instance).



By the way, Swedish beer does not belong to the category "good European beer".

Jajoba 1,357 10
06/22/2005 06:30 AM

Coffee - milk, one sugar, cremora hot dogs - tomato sauce and mustard

mashed potats - margerine, milk and seasoning.

Jajoba 1,357 10
06/22/2005 06:33 AM

Coffee: With liberal amounts of Kahlua or Bailey's



Hot Dogs: Wrapped in bacon with Frank's Red Hot.



Mashed Potatoes: Sour Cream, Bacon and Green Onions.



Got cholesterol?

Senior Destructor: Professional Dancebreaker 60,724 12
06/22/2005 06:33 AM

Ok.



Senior Destructor forgives McPants.



Although I still would rather drink water if I was thirsty than a Miller.