Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/21/2005 06:41 AM

I've always liked, "Shut-up, vaginal blood fart."

The Lovely Daggy 86,705 14
06/21/2005 06:44 AM

OOh! Tasty! Nice one Christopher!

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/21/2005 07:34 AM

How about Taghead?

Phuc 237,919 21
06/21/2005 07:35 AM

Heh. VBF. I had a band in the 80s. We named our first tape album that.



I would like to add the innocuous bonad. It's the name of a street I pass by all the time, but it sounds like something a third grader would call a second grader who peed his pants.

Uncle Stumpy Chickens 286,527 61
06/21/2005 08:00 AM

Yo! Afro Bush.

Rep. Jep Rep. 007 58,758 13
06/21/2005 08:08 AM

Dick Spit.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
06/21/2005 09:07 AM

Cum burping gutter slut

gorckat 41,132 13
06/21/2005 09:21 AM

<action>feels like a 7th grader</action>

Anyone remember renob?



Cum gargling back seat Hyundai whore, anyone?

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
06/21/2005 10:36 AM

If you scroll the page real fast Daggy's icon looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.



Oh yeah and ummm



Poop Scooper- One who responds to Shakespearety threads made by noobs.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
06/21/2005 10:37 AM

Froststick

Chapped Labia/Sandy Vulva 311 9
06/21/2005 10:42 AM

I was always fond of Nazi Fudgepacker.



It makes fun of the poster and Hitler all at the same time!



I sent that to Maddox one time in an email and he banned my entire school network from his site.



He's more of a pirate fudgepacker.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/21/2005 10:44 AM

I've always had a soft spot for the old, soul destroying power of: 'you're adopted and your parents hate you.'

Chapped Labia/Sandy Vulva 311 9
06/21/2005 10:47 AM

You shoulda been a blowjob

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/21/2005 11:09 AM

You are nothing more than a skidmark on the underwear of life.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/21/2005 11:10 AM

It's people like you that make me Pro-Choice.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/21/2005 11:10 AM

You make the baby Jesus cry.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/21/2005 11:11 AM

You're about as cool as cancer.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/21/2005 11:11 AM

That was to BIG.

gorckat 41,132 13
06/21/2005 11:11 AM

I implore you to go rape your neighbor's dog.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/21/2005 11:11 AM

Don't be such a gorckat.

Chickens Come Home Mon 286,527 61
06/21/2005 11:12 AM

Not very nice person.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/21/2005 11:13 AM

I hape you get to meet AIDS one day.

gorckat 41,132 13
06/21/2005 11:14 AM

Don't spell like BIG.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/21/2005 11:16 AM

Since these insult are official and all, shouldn't they have the little superscript 'TM' after them?

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/21/2005 11:18 AM

I've always been quite fond of the old classic "douche bag."



Even better when you modify it a bit:



"I'm sick and tired of your douchebaggery."

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
06/21/2005 11:18 AM

(tm).

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/21/2005 11:19 AM

Yeah, that one.

Duuuuh 24,152 8
06/21/2005 11:21 AM

You're about as smart as Duuuuh. No, that's too cruel.

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
06/21/2005 11:38 AM

I was actually thinking this morning that there needed to be a word for "worse than sucks."



Noob: "Hey, what do you think of my thread?"

Me: "It's sucktacular!"

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/21/2005 12:38 PM

Daggy is a mouth breathing soccer mom.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/21/2005 12:39 PM

I didn't really have an insult to add. I just thought you should all know that about Daggy.

Miracles 22,430 0
06/21/2005 12:52 PM

I like the word - QUEEF. I don't know how to spell it but it sounds funny. Just add a little queef to any insult and it makes it juicier.

gorckat 41,132 13
06/21/2005 12:55 PM

Let's try it:



Queefbag

Queefnozzle

Queeftard

gorcqueeefkat



Yup- perfect.

Miracles 22,430 0
06/21/2005 12:56 PM

Perfectly juicy indeed.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
06/21/2005 01:10 PM

I like cooter.



"The entire problem stems from an inproperly maintained cooter."

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
06/21/2005 01:11 PM

Dead Robot

6/21/2005 12:10 pm



I like cooter.





That's not what I've heard...

Miracles 22,430 0
06/21/2005 01:12 PM

Mr. Sir is a total beef loaf.



I was just trying out the beef loaf insult and it tanked.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
06/21/2005 01:14 PM

<action> grabs crotch with one hand, and points at it with the other hand...</action>



I got yer beef loaf, right here.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/21/2005 01:14 PM

It's no secret that I'm partial to the "douchenozzle/kick-in-the-nuts" combo.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/21/2005 01:15 PM

You had sex with turkey.

Miracles 22,430 0
06/21/2005 01:16 PM

Don't say that name or he is gonna come here. He has a radar or something.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
06/21/2005 01:17 PM

Well played BIG.

Miracles 22,430 0
06/21/2005 01:17 PM

You had sex with BIG.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
06/21/2005 01:18 PM

Did you just get Maha'd, BIG?



'Cause I just gave you an Otto...

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/21/2005 01:19 PM

You're proof God has a sense of humor.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/21/2005 01:21 PM

Yep. Someone got a little defensive...wonder who?

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
06/21/2005 01:21 PM

Man, I'm so confused.

Miracles 22,430 0
06/21/2005 01:22 PM

It was me. I just don't like to see that in print because I am still trying to Brillo pad it out of my brain.



The horror.



Sorry, BIG. I was being too sensitive.

Miracles 22,430 0
06/21/2005 01:24 PM

Oh and BIG, you are a queefy beef loaf.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/21/2005 01:25 PM

It's okay, I don't take what people say on the internet too seriously. I laugh at those who do.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/21/2005 01:25 PM

OR a beefy queef loaf.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/21/2005 01:26 PM

Miracles...yeah, you still Frosted turkey.

Miracles 22,430 0
06/21/2005 01:28 PM

I know I did. I queefed all over his beak, too!

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/21/2005 01:29 PM

<action> throws up

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
06/21/2005 01:31 PM

<action> vomits a lot in his mouth. Saves it in a Tupperware container, in case he ever gets a turn with the mystery box that Chris Garrett started.</action>

gorckat 41,132 13
06/21/2005 01:32 PM

turkey got queef beaked!



Women can now do their own version of tea-bagging.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/21/2005 01:33 PM

- You're a rape victim waiting to happen.



- You mom should have introduced you to wire hangers at an earlier age.



- I want to strangle you with your Fallopian tubes.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
06/21/2005 01:35 PM

Radar = watches GAB like someone with OCD guards their stacks of newspapers.

Miracles 22,430 0
06/21/2005 01:38 PM

No more turk talk for me - I don't need him threatening to come to AZ and have his friends pay me a "visit" again.

gorckat 41,132 13
06/21/2005 01:39 PM

Serial killers into skinning people wouldn't use you for toilet paper.

HighSoci 30,109 18
06/21/2005 01:51 PM

<action></action>"Coleridge Nazi(tm)" has always been my favorite.

gorckat 41,132 13
06/21/2005 01:56 PM

You're no better than the sperm rag in a fraternity bathroom.

lupience 26,981 11
06/21/2005 02:11 PM

yeast-breath

hog ass residue

pus sucker

cheeze twat-heh, reminds me of a limerick....



There was a young lady named Dot.

Who lived on pig Shakespeare and snot.

When she ran out of these,

She ate the green cheese

She scraped from inside her twat.

Anvil 206 8
06/21/2005 05:02 PM

Die in a mattress fire.

Filly 39,193 20
06/21/2005 10:39 PM

I'm still kinda partial to "cumguzzling piece of Shakespeare Carrollblock."

ChiliDog 322 10
06/22/2005 12:43 AM

I've always found "Hemorrhoid Licker" to be quite an effective insult.



It always made me cry when mom called me that.

lupience 26,981 11
06/22/2005 01:19 AM

Let us clickie this chilidog person right up to the "funniest posts" realm.



Crap! That was very funnish.





When the pee tube is full, I will shut up and kill myself.

















Perhaps.

Benguins, lover of penguins 1,612 9
06/22/2005 08:25 AM

When you post, God kills a kitten.

gorckat 41,132 13
06/22/2005 09:58 AM

'Juice' makes just about anyhting better.



Fartjuice

Twatjuice

The aforementioned queefjuice

Froststick juice

Douchejuice (eewww!)

Tardjuice

Hemorrhoid juice

Hymenjuice

Snotjuice

etc...

ChiliDog 322 10
06/22/2005 10:46 PM

Why thank you, Lupience.



btw that can be shortened to "Roid-Lick".



Now I'm curl back into a fetal possition until it's time for therapy.

Minion O' Mally 52 8
06/23/2005 02:44 AM

How about "Truffle-tailed gutter snipe"?

The Purple Snorkpernel. 45,655 12
06/23/2005 09:04 AM

I know you are, but what am I?







Neener!

Hyperspaz - Buck, Buck Champion of the World! 959 9
06/23/2005 09:29 AM

Donkey Fluffer

Octopus Afterbirth

Coleridgeholster

The Mofopotamus 10,950 10
06/23/2005 09:31 AM

Knob-Gobbling Sphincter Weasel

Crotch-Pheasant

Captain Asshat

Your mom's butt _________

Candy-ass goofyShakespeare

Colon Monster

n00b

MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
06/23/2005 11:36 AM

"Gentle Snowflake", is still one of my favorites. Thanks again Frat.



And some others for your consideration;



"Four-thumbed AOL user".



"Go F/disk yourself".



"Your head is so far up your ass, you have to open your mouth to see".



"You're so special, they have an olympic event just for you".



"You're a fine example of why inbreeding is just wrong"!



"Mentally-constipated buttmunch".



"Father-felcher".



"Ready for your next guest shot on Cops"?

jhamilton 32 7
06/23/2005 11:55 AM

how bout addin Assgoblin, cheese dick truckdriver, & floppy Coleridge?

My grandpa always used to call me these endearing names.

jhamilton 32 7
06/23/2005 11:58 AM

What's the worst occupation you can imagine? Starting with fishing video editor...go!

Trixxiewan Kenobie 65,026 15
06/23/2005 12:01 PM

You are the Mayonnaise in a Godot, Superturkey Sandwich.

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/05/2005 12:19 AM

You're 5 cans short of a 6 pack.