Lunch's Tight, Hot, Wet Box 14,650 10
06/21/2005 04:04 PM

you're lame.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/21/2005 04:06 PM

Duuuuh,



I would appreciate it if you would change your icon for the remaining few days you are on the board. Thanks



Love,

Ted

Kake- Lvl 50 Tadpole Summoner 55,555 14
06/21/2005 04:07 PM

Duuh, no one laughed at your picture in the other thread you posted it in. It looks like it probably took you a long time. Then again, it probably takes you a long time to put on your helmet in the morning as well.

gorckat 41,132 13
06/21/2005 04:17 PM

Gee-golly! Another n00bs 'why do you hate me/ give me a chance/ let me in the club' thread! Where do-o-o they all come from.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/21/2005 04:19 PM

I was readily accepted when I first got here. Then I forgot how to be funny and somehow just started throwing comments at long time GABbers. Now I think I will go play wiffle ball. It is a great game.

Duuuuh 24,152 8
06/21/2005 04:20 PM

The Loser League. C'mon gorckat, I meet you in there every Friday night.

gorckat 41,132 13
06/21/2005 04:23 PM

The Loser League. C'mon gorckat, I meet you in there every Friday night.



You couldn't get in there unless you smuggled in the back door in a box queef juice.

gorckat 41,132 13
06/21/2005 04:23 PM

Ahem.



were smuggleb in the back door.

gorckat 41,132 13
06/21/2005 04:24 PM

Frost it. I'll see ya Friday.

Trixxiewan Kenobie 65,026 15
06/21/2005 04:33 PM

Both this Gorcat guy and Duuh have made me chuckle. Why are we so hard on Noobs?

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/21/2005 04:40 PM

Tickling your grundle is not enough of a reason for me to accept them, Trixxie

Trixxiewan Kenobie 65,026 15
06/21/2005 04:43 PM

I came " " this close to getting my grundle tickled last night. I'm so depressed.

Duuuuh 24,152 8
06/21/2005 04:45 PM

A wiseman once put it:



There's a crapload of new people that suck. We give them a hard time, because it seperates the wheat from the Chaff. You need a certain amount of hazing when someone comes aboard. It would get completely retarded otherwise. The best strategy at first is to wait for the perfect moment, instead of constantly posting.



How true...

This is my last post.























For today.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
06/21/2005 06:09 PM

There was zero drama in that pause.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/21/2005 06:24 PM

I know my opinion doesn't count for much around here, at least not since the whole Donkey thing, but I like the picture. If I was too lazy to hook my printer up, I would have printed it out and hung it by my desk. I like it that much.



Yeah, yeah. I know. I have no taste.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
06/21/2005 06:35 PM

Yeah, I think it's pretty cool too.

Smart Choice 1,296 9
06/21/2005 06:42 PM

duuuh,



Is that suppose to be you? If so, do you really have a jew-fro?

Miracles 22,430 0
06/21/2005 07:29 PM

gorkat - nice use of the word, queef.



You are takin' it to the top.

gorckat 41,132 13
06/21/2005 07:34 PM

Well, it was supposed to come out:



a case of queef juice-boxes.



But yeah, I'm trying to push the whole queef envelope.

Miracles 22,430 0
06/21/2005 07:36 PM

Juice boxes would have been queeftastic - but, it still sounded cool the way it queefed out.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
06/21/2005 10:13 PM

How come when I go to that link, I get "The page cannot be found", but when I hit refreShakespeare changes to "Error: The system cannot find the file specified."



Is this the new teen humor I keep hearing about?

MiLLie 116,988 28
06/21/2005 10:24 PM

He posted a link in another thread, too. I didn't get to see the picture either.



I want to see it!



DAMMIT!



Also, Duhhh, stop the n00bish whining. Some get bashed, some don't. But not being funny and also whining are not a way to win respect.

lupience 26,981 11
06/22/2005 02:19 AM

I should shut up, and kill myself.

Suicide Ranger never sleeps 27,937 12
06/22/2005 02:23 AM

Duuuh, you are such a Poe, Just look up "What's in a Name" on GAB search, when you can go though that without crying, (more then once) then you can speak to me.

Filly 39,193 20
06/22/2005 02:26 AM

You do that and you'll find one of my old threads.

lupience- boner inspections, $10.00 26,981 11
06/22/2005 02:28 AM

Ranger- what tribe are you with?

Suicide Ranger never sleeps 27,937 12
06/22/2005 02:33 AM

What tribe am I with? I'm not with any tribe. What gang of uninformed white pricks are you with?

lupience- boner inspections, $10.00 26,981 11
06/22/2005 02:47 AM

Frost you right back.



Are you Ojibway? Sioux? Mormon?



Don't thrust your uninformed prickness on me.

I'm more Native American than most of the Indians I've met.

Suicide Ranger never sleeps 27,937 12
06/22/2005 02:48 AM

Here I saved you the trouble of using that search, it is kind of like trying to cruse the autobahn in my car. Anyway, after reading my posts in there I am convinced I am one big Frost-ing Emerson funny dude.

Suicide Ranger never sleeps 27,937 12
06/22/2005 02:54 AM

Is that so? Then why did you not ask what Nation I am, and why did you use the 'offensive' term Indian, that term is more commonly used by whites, and blacks. Native American is what I and the few other Native American friends I have use. I have met some that don't even want to use the term 'Native American' because that is still a Label by the white man, because this wasn't American before they got here. So he would call him self Osage, if you called him anything else he would be insulted. Native American I am fine with, but if you must know my Nation, it is a mix of Sioux, and Kiowa. My Grandmother is Kiowa, and my late Grandfather was Sioux.

lupience- boner inspections, $10.00 26,981 11
06/22/2005 02:55 AM

Bijou anishnabe

Haukotawashte.

Pardon the spelling. and stuff.

Suicide Ranger never sleeps 27,937 12
06/22/2005 02:58 AM

Oh man, you got me! I don't speak either language.

lupience- boner inspections, $10.00 26,981 11
06/22/2005 03:00 AM

Because the natives I've associated with had no issues with political correctness.

Indian should not be offensive- it should be elevating.

Tribe, and Band are used freely where I live.

What do you want? I already recognise you as a person with deeper thought and meaning than anyone else in this forum. Perhaps I should have told you this long ago.

Suicide Ranger never sleeps 27,937 12
06/22/2005 03:02 AM

Are you hitting on me?

lupience- boner inspections, $10.00 26,981 11
06/22/2005 03:08 AM

Frost no! You should already know I love Kake.



My blood runs deep in native lands, though.

I've been deep within some of the most tumultuous Reservations in my area, and have experienced vision from the ancestors.

And NO, I wasn't on drugs, or toad juice.

Suicide Ranger never sleeps 27,937 12
06/22/2005 03:10 AM

Maybe you can tell this to the nice men in the white coats.

lupience- boner inspections, $10.00 26,981 11
06/22/2005 03:12 AM

STFU, you blinking Indian.

Greg -Boob Milk- Nerd 27,000 12
06/22/2005 03:12 AM

Shouldn't you be cleaning out the slot machines or something?

Suicide Ranger never sleeps 27,937 12
06/22/2005 03:18 AM

I'm sorry; you just make it so easy to make you look foolish. I am sure you have a deep connection with the trees hoss, listen to the wind and speak with the beavers. I know there's a particular one I like humming into. Go with peace and may the Great Spirit watch over your journeys.

lupientz foregoer of all things bad. 26,981 11
06/22/2005 03:22 AM

I have never spoken to a beaver. Are you suggesting that I'm a lesbian?



Eat some tree bark, and chew some hide, grow wild turnips, and build a sweat lodge.

Don't throw your beer cans out your window.

Suicide Ranger never sleeps 27,937 12
06/22/2005 03:27 AM

Bah, shows what you know I recycle my beer cans, to have more change for beer cans.

Suicide Ranger never sleeps 27,937 12
06/22/2005 03:29 AM

Wait..? You mean you're not a lesbian? This conversation is now over.

Suicide Ranger never sleeps 27,937 12
06/22/2005 03:36 AM

If I give you $10.00, would you make a 85 yearold man happy?

lupientz foregoer of all things bad. 26,981 11
06/22/2005 08:51 AM

Do you HAVE $10.00?

gorckat 41,132 13
06/22/2005 09:28 AM

Do you HAVE $10.00?



Depends on what the going rate for beaver pelts is.

Duuuuh 24,152 8
06/22/2005 10:40 AM

Seriously, thanks to all of GAB, whether you think I'm a moron or think I may have a brain cell(you know who you are). This is just a repost since ripway has no bandwith left.

MiLLie 116,988 28
06/22/2005 12:34 PM

That's kind of sad.