Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
06/22/2005 04:06 AM

Hmmmm, caused a bit of a growth spurt here too.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
06/22/2005 04:12 AM

I hate to be the one to tell you this, mister, but your chest is horribly bruised.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
06/22/2005 04:13 AM

Wait! That made no sense!

Fluro, President of Takapuna 14,139 11
06/22/2005 04:16 AM

R0X0RZ!

Fluro, President of Takapuna 14,139 11
06/22/2005 04:17 AM

<action>Regains his composure</action>



That is to say, congratulations. Nice boobs.

Lunchbox 14,650 10
06/22/2005 04:40 AM

a) you should put those in the tit album



b) we're all stars now, in the dope show.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
06/22/2005 04:46 AM

Forgive me but I failed to thank you for sharing with us.



Seem to be doing well, what say you check back in with us in about 3-4 months and re-evaluate this spurt you are having. Keep doing whatever you are doing !

Nydus Canal 490 11
06/22/2005 05:35 AM

Slut.

Suicide Ranger never sleeps 27,937 12
06/22/2005 05:38 AM

Ollie's are bigger.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/22/2005 09:55 AM

You're almost ready for a training bra.

Raccoon of Loathing 56,688 10
06/22/2005 10:00 AM

Lark, I find it odd that you come around every few months just to post your boobs, but odd or not, I don't really oppose. Additionally, they look better, so congrats on that. Also, I personally think you're much prettier with a little less eyeliner (which may just be the way one of the pictures appears to me but I like it anyway).



And Box, last time she posted we make all the Marilyn Manson comments possible, for and against, but I clicked you anyway because I was amused.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
06/22/2005 10:08 AM

I have been up all night and would have posted earlier but. Well you know something came up.



Don't listen to these guys that only look at boobs online. They expect big-uns. Once they play with a pair or get offline long enough to look at a real woman they will change their tune.



I say your set is perfect. To big and when you age they sag. Right now you have a nice firm young looking set.l;khifggkl;hdtgh. Err I mean don't worry about size. Firmness is more important later in life.

Duuuuh 24,152 8
06/22/2005 10:53 AM

I sense a great disturbance in my shorts. It was like millions of voices being released in unison and then suddenly silenced...

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/22/2005 11:02 AM

Longest.Nipples.EVER.

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
06/22/2005 11:14 AM

I've seen longer.

Penis Von Merryworth 203,475 12
06/22/2005 11:15 AM

Ummm..I...uhhh...ummm....what was the questifapfapfapfapfapfapfap

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
06/22/2005 11:35 AM

Lovely!



A question, though:



Did you go to the Dianada academy of tit photography?





all links >O<

DemoMonkey, Mr Contributes-nothing-to- the-world. 166,252 10
06/22/2005 11:47 AM

"Click for BOOBS"



It really works! I've been sitting on my ass for a year now, living entirely on Dr Pepper, Chips, and pocket bacon, and frantically clicking everything on Gab. And my boobs are a full size bigger!



Thanks, Larknot-etics!

And the winner is Chickens 286,527 61
06/22/2005 12:13 PM

You look almost like a real girl in this one.

And the winner is Chickens 286,527 61
06/22/2005 12:16 PM

Maybe it's because in that one the hair and make up don't look so..... severe.



Some softening up might be in order. Either that or decrease your meds.

Red Hairpiece 203,475 12
06/22/2005 12:33 PM

I'd like to soften her up with a mallet.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
06/22/2005 12:35 PM

I just wanted to comment on the sheetrock on the wall in the room you took the photo in.



If you were to finish painting that wall all solid white, I bet your tits would still look pretty outstanding.

CHANCE 171,275 14
06/22/2005 12:44 PM

Whats with the posed black and whites? Porn star auditions, here she comes!

MiLLie 116,988 28
06/22/2005 01:11 PM

How can you and I both be C-cups?



I'm not posting pictures of my boobs, but look at my t-shirt picture.



I'm a 34-C. Your boobs look more like Bs to me.



<just being catty because I'm older, fatter, saggier>

DemoMonkey, Mr Contributes-nothing-to- the-world. 166,252 10
06/22/2005 02:20 PM

just being catty because I'm older, fatter, saggier



None of those statements is false.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
06/22/2005 02:34 PM

Pictures of boobs definitely ARE NOT ruining GAB.

And the winner is Chickens 286,527 61
06/22/2005 02:34 PM

Definate Bs. As before.

And the winner is Chickens 286,527 61
06/22/2005 02:35 PM

"B"s ... "A"s

larkknot 3,359 10
06/22/2005 04:45 PM

Chickens - tell that to my bras. You know, all the B-cups that don't fit anymore, and the C-cups that do?

And the winner is Chickens 286,527 61
06/22/2005 04:47 PM

I hate lying underwear.

Suicide Ranger never sleeps 27,937 12
06/22/2005 05:17 PM

Chicken's underwear doesn't lie to him, it always says.

"That smells terrible." Or

"Damn! Why don't you just Shakespeare your pants while you're at it?" Or

"You know you could wash me more then once a month."

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/22/2005 05:19 PM

She may not necessarily be a liar. Maybe she just likes to wear really baggy bras, let the girls breathe.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/22/2005 05:29 PM

Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you Frosters? Can't you just say "thank you very much for letting us look at your boobies"?



Don't listen to these asshats, Lark. They're all insecure freaks who wouldn't know what to do with a set of boobs if they saw them in real life.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/22/2005 05:30 PM

<action>is still trying to recover from all the mean comments made about her tits</action>It's okay, my little bologna nipples. Somebody on GAB likes you.

Red Hairpiece 203,475 12
06/22/2005 05:35 PM

I don't care if they are A's B's or C's. Larkknot has nice hooters. She could still stand to gain a little weight thofapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

Red Hairpiece 203,475 12
06/22/2005 05:39 PM

Dammit. I almost made it through that post without having to yerk the gerkin.

Suicide Ranger never sleeps 27,937 12
06/22/2005 05:49 PM

I'm sorry, you're right. I will apologize. I'm very sorry I said you have bigger boobs then Lark, Ollie.

MiLLie 116,988 28
06/22/2005 06:02 PM

She has very nice breasts.



Why else would I be provoked to such catty comments?



She is young, thin and beautiful, dammit!

Suicide Ranger never sleeps 27,937 12
06/22/2005 06:09 PM

I don't know Millie, I need to compare yours to hers, and I will give you my answer then.

MiLLie 116,988 28
06/22/2005 06:11 PM

I was wondering when someone would get around to saying that.



But, as I said, I'm fatter, saggier and older than her. I'm sure you can form a mental image from that.

Suicide Ranger never sleeps 27,937 12
06/22/2005 06:14 PM

Damn, what do I have to get to see your tits Millie? I'm going to find some kid from the "Make a Wish" foundation to request Millie's Tits!

MiLLie 116,988 28
06/22/2005 06:17 PM

The only people who have seen my boobs are those who have slept with me.



And my sisters and some of my girlfriends.



And my dad, when he walked in on me last summer when I was changing (we both screamed). Then I walked in on him naked the week later (I was staying with them for a few days). Yuck.

Red Hairpiece 203,475 12
06/22/2005 06:20 PM

Don't worry, SR. I'll let you know how they are.

ClownPenis 0 7
06/22/2005 06:22 PM

Very nice boobs. I had to punch myself in the nuts before leaving my office so i didnt walk down the hall showing off my pathetic erection

Red Hairpiece 203,475 12
06/22/2005 06:25 PM

Odd. That's usually how I achieve an erection.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/22/2005 06:36 PM

Because it reminds you of the small children punching your sack in an effort to escape?

Suicide Ranger never sleeps 27,937 12
06/22/2005 06:41 PM

TeD there's no need to relive your experiences with Ollie to all of us. Just tell your therapist. I'm sure you will stop wetting the bed someday too.



Now Millie about those tits you talk about all the time? The saggy ones, I was wondering do you have them in a whipped cream coved version?

DemoMonkey, Mr Contributes-nothing-to- the-world. 166,252 10
06/22/2005 07:46 PM

(Incidentally, are they nice? Are they? Are they nice?



I bet they're nice.)

Red Hairpiece 203,475 12
06/22/2005 07:47 PM

CONFIDENTIAL TO DEMO: Yes. Verily.

rahrahgranny 773 7
06/22/2005 07:48 PM

Millie, aren't yours posted somewhere?

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
06/22/2005 08:11 PM

You look almost like a real girl in this one.



Hottie McHotness!!



Nice boobies, they are just right. Yes, I looked while at work - IT Dept. be damned!!





Vlad's nickname at work is 'Hottie McNaughty.' Vlad sent an email to Vlad's boss's boss, (who's a hot blonde with big tits) and signed it Hottie McNaughty. So that's what all the girls in the office call Vlad.





What do the guys call Vlad, you ask? Late for dinner. Mwaahahahah, oh Vlad's funny!

Red Hairpiece 203,475 12
06/22/2005 08:14 PM

<action> stakes his own heart

MiLLie 116,988 28
06/22/2005 09:07 PM

No, granny, my tits are not posted anywhere.



Unless one of my former lovers had a hidden camera.



Or my dad.



Yuck. I shouldn't have said that last thing--it gave me the creeps.

55,555 14
06/22/2005 09:11 PM

here!

gorckat 41,132 13
06/22/2005 11:56 PM

First, about Janey's bologna nips- call'em pepperonis. I like pepperoni [reads infected homemade tattoo: Pepperoni Eat Toilet]...um, its liek spicey bologna, but...um...



Second, How many people have signed up for the '10 free 4x6 prints of your freinds photos' on the right of Lark's titty page? It'll be hard to explain to the misses, but Frost it.

gorckat 41,132 13
06/22/2005 11:58 PM

I apologize for all the spelling errors in that post. Its just that I'm eating a bologna and cheese sandwich (me being a fat Frost, and all) and Jane's words made me think of her boobies and I feel like I'm holding her nipples in my mouth.



Sorry to get all up in your space, too, Jane.

dinesh 24,862 16
06/23/2005 01:25 AM

millie, you don't leave a boob stalker much choice. i guess i'll have to sleep with you.

MiLLie 116,988 28
06/23/2005 01:26 AM

Yeah, well, you would rather go to your lame company picnic than come to Boston.



So, I guess it ain't gonna happen.

Suicide Ranger never sleeps 27,937 12
06/23/2005 01:30 AM

I will see Millie's boobies, oh yes, I will see Millie's boobies...

dinesh 24,862 16
06/23/2005 01:35 AM

i'm still waffling on that front, but i probably won't decide until the last minute.

The Purple Snorkpernel. 45,655 12
06/23/2005 10:30 AM

You look almost like a real girl in this one.



She looks like a real enough girl in all of them, but she does look extra nice in that one.

Piemaster (Purveyor of BobJohnson.tk) 12,538 15
07/25/2005 01:53 AM

Any tattoos you'd like to show us?



Dude, Bob has them on his website..



BobJohnson.tk



best.website.EVAR

Mwahiy, The Numa Numa Choreographer Extrodinaire 5,425 9
07/25/2005 01:58 AM

The daughter of Marilyn Manson and Jennifer Garner(the Elektra chick) would have to be larkknot.

Millie 116,988 28
07/25/2005 12:47 PM

What is an n e :l?



I depends on the brand of bra, too. Sometimes I'll buy a c-cup without trying it on and it's too small or too big.



Hanes is my favorite brand--and they're cheap. I used to buy Victoria's Secrets, but they are too expensive and also they changed their styles and now they don't fit right.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
07/25/2005 12:59 PM

Anybody ever notice how, sometimes, the best stories are illustrated?





I mention this for no particular reason, Millie.

Millie 116,988 28
07/25/2005 01:02 PM

You've seen them in person.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/25/2005 01:05 PM

Who gives a Shakespeare if they are A, B, or C? All the matters is that they would fit perfectly in my mouth.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/25/2005 01:07 PM

After all the mean things that I have said about millie over the few months that I have been here, I do have to say, I was taken aback at how attractive she is in person. Her pictures don't lie, she has the whole Diane Lane/ Rene Russo hotness to her.

Millie 116,988 28
07/25/2005 01:57 PM

<action>will almost always take a compliment and turn it into an insult</action>

In other words--I'm OLD!



Thanks a lot!



<runs off crying>

Mwahiy, The Numa Numa Choreographer Extrodinaire 5,425 9
07/25/2005 02:02 PM

Soooooo...again...When's the baby due?

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
07/25/2005 02:04 PM

Millie, he's calling you old and fat. I'll kick him if you want me to.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/25/2005 02:06 PM

This is why I am not nice on GAB, I try to be nice and people get upset or I get yelled at.





Frost YOU ALL.

(Trae that isn't something to add to your to do list)

Mwahiy, The Numa Numa Choreographer Extrodinaire 5,425 9
07/25/2005 02:09 PM

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

Millie 116,988 28
07/25/2005 02:13 PM

Thank you BIG.



Both those women are older than I am. But I guess they are attractive, so I'll take it as a compliment.



But, just in case, Erika can kick you in the balls.



And--what's-your-name--Frost off.

Mwahiy, The Numa Numa Choreographer Extrodinaire 5,425 9
07/25/2005 02:22 PM

Woo! I almost thought she was talking about me for asecond there. I feel bad for that what's-your-name guy.