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Cut up his clothes? Nah.
A comedy conversation by Feckoff 2,552 9
06/24/2005 01:16 PM 307 views

This has probably been posted before but i didn't see it so it doesn't exist.



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Cut up his clothes? Nah.

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(Funniest: Errol,Chris Garrett, or CG,Declan McManus. Rarely pure, Never simple.)


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gorcjuice 41,132 13
06/24/2005 01:19 PM

That is Frost-ing wrong.

 

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PrincessBritt 4,730 9
06/24/2005 01:29 PM

Awesome

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1227078
Declan McManus. Rarely pure, Never simple. 131,877 36
06/24/2005 01:38 PM

I've never been happier to be single. Never.

 

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Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/24/2005 01:45 PM

And it's only 50 cents or pounds or w/e the hell they use over there

 

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And the winner is Chickens 286,527 61
06/24/2005 02:02 PM

I heard about this on the radio. Unless it's one hell of a buzzkill on the media, it seems legit.

 

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Phuc 237,919 21
06/24/2005 02:43 PM

Frost-ing rawks!!!!!!

 

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Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/24/2005 02:55 PM

It is legit...I read about it on the air on Wednesday.



The guy is a DJ in England....kinda like a Stern type.



He had some model on his show, someone HOTTTTT...and for the life of me, I cannot remember her name...some English model with the first name of "Jody" I think.



Anyway, he told her, on the air, "Man, I would leave my wife and kids for you right now."



She was listening, and was sick of him saying that to all the models for like, the past 3 years, so she finally snapped.



The model was HOTTTTT!!!



*Heads to Google*

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1227161
Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/24/2005 03:03 PM

Jodie Marsh.



Here she is.



And here.



And here.




And here.

 

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Duuuuh 24,152 8
06/24/2005 03:15 PM

Chris, please excuse my ignorance, but I'm cruious as to what station you do your broadcast on? I'm here in south Florida and I was wondering if I could listen online?

 

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Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/24/2005 03:25 PM

Kinda.



Get Yahoo Instant Messenger.



Add me to your list.



I stream my show through that in the mornings.....I set up a room, and if you're on...I'll invite you.

 

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Duuuuh - Comes in 32 Flavors! 24,152 8
06/24/2005 03:26 PM

Cool, thanks.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1227367
Errol 10,584 9
06/24/2005 06:41 PM

An Englishwoman with good teeth??

 

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Red Hairpiece 203,475 12
06/24/2005 06:45 PM

Model, or pornstar?

 

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Errol 10,584 9
06/24/2005 06:56 PM

And by "teeth" I meant "tits."

 

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The Purple Snorkpernel. 45,655 12
06/24/2005 08:49 PM

I envy the buyer. Oh yes, I do.

 

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Dr. Napkin Descartes 30,762 12
06/24/2005 08:57 PM

Hell, I'd murder my wife and kids for her. And I don't even have kids!

 

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MiLLie 116,988 28
06/24/2005 11:35 PM

Hell hath no fury and all that Shakespeare.



 

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Sylvester 4,465 9
06/25/2005 03:14 PM

<action>somehow thinks this joke is ripe for picking</action>



A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $5 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $5, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady's house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche.



"Wow!" the man said. "Can I take it for a test drive?" Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady's house.



"Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $5?"



"My Frost-ing husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money."