KakeSpecial 55,555 14
06/29/2005 11:50 AM

I plan on calling all the guys "Dickbag", and all the females "Whore".



"Hey dickbag! Whore's looking for you."

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/29/2005 11:51 AM

It will really annoy me if people call me Erika.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/29/2005 11:55 AM

I think I will call Trae, Tracie.



I will call Al, Al.

I will call a spade a spade.

I will call Chris Garrett, douchenozzle.

I will call Erika, Erika.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/29/2005 11:59 AM

When you have a relatively normal GAB name, I would imagine it would be hard for people to call you anything else.



Simple solution: NAME TAGS!



It would make you all look so cool.

Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
06/29/2005 12:00 PM

Waaaaaay back in Two Thousand Ought Two, I didn't find it exceptionally difficult to call people by their "earth names."



Of course, there were fewer people involved, plus I had studied all available photos in the album.



I look much the same, though I have very different glasses now.



If people call me "Declan," instead of Lawrence, I won't murder them, or even fist them.



(I would prefer, in a real life setting to be called by my real name, however.)

Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
06/29/2005 12:01 PM

For me:



Donkey will be Donk.

TTJ will be Janey.

Trae will be "sex goddess."

Trixxie will be "hon."

BIG will be "Irish."

Mr. Sir, Spicey, and Diananda will be called by their real names, since they are stuck with me the longest.



Nutbutter will be "God" since he hits on me the most and I like it!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/29/2005 12:01 PM

I'll be happy to tell people who I am on Gab when I first meet them but I hope after that they call me Jim.



Nutbutter is a dickhole. Jim is less of a dickhole.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/29/2005 12:01 PM

BIG, you can only call CG that if you kick him in the nuts afterwards.





I will probably call everyone "Hey you" because I am terrible with names.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/29/2005 12:02 PM

Erika you are making it sound like you are going to make it to Boston.

KakeSpecial 55,555 14
06/29/2005 12:02 PM

Shut up, dickbag.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/29/2005 12:04 PM

I'm still not sure. However, I will continue to talk like I am going because it keeps me from feeling bitter and left out.

Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
06/29/2005 12:09 PM

keeps me from feeling bitter





Oh, a bitter woman. How rare.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/29/2005 12:10 PM

I only hit on you because you're a lesbian, Ditdah. That way when you reject me I can pretend it's because you're not into guys, not because I'm repulsive in every possible way, including a few new ways that are unique to me.

Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
06/29/2005 12:15 PM

I don't believe I've rejected you ever, Nutbutter. Actually, the only reason I can think of that I would is that you are married and I'm not single. Otherwise, you'd be in trouble.



And on a COMPLETELY unrelated note, is your wife coming with you to Boston?

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/29/2005 12:17 PM

There is no way I can go. And I am bitter.



However, Harry Potter is out on the same day as all your shenangigans, so while you're having fun I will be reading a children's book.



Ha!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/29/2005 12:20 PM

Potter is out on the same day







Hrududu is gay?

Phuc 237,919 21
06/29/2005 12:23 PM

Maybe it's just because I'm "old school" as the youngsters say, but I'm calling people by their god-given names rather than their Matrix names.



"What's your name, son?"

"Jon."

"What's your real name, Jon?"

"Pyro."

"You are a god among insects... No, wait. You're a fag, Jon."

Therapy Has Taught Me It's All Your Fault! 24,152 8
06/29/2005 12:25 PM

Whory Potter and The Curse of The Burrowing Cobra.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/29/2005 12:26 PM

My real name is "Le Mailman".

Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
06/29/2005 12:29 PM

Do we have to pronounce it with a snotty French accent?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/29/2005 12:32 PM

It's okay Brody, at least you can go to Live8...







wait, you can't?











Damn, it sucks to be you.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/29/2005 12:33 PM

And on a COMPLETELY unrelated note, is your wife coming with you to Boston?



Amazingly enough, she lives with me here in the lovely Boston burbs.



Unfortunatly (or maybe it's fortunate) she'll be away for that weekend. She's met many Gabbers before and she's attended gatherings (including one at our house when she was about six months pregnant... bad idea) and even befriended one or two, but she won't be around this time.



She's way more interesting than I am. Ask Al, he's met her.

Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
06/29/2005 12:35 PM

Yeah, that question would have made much more sense if I would pay attention. Sometimes I wonder about myself.

Trixxiewan Kenobie 65,026 15
06/29/2005 12:40 PM

WE've always done name tags before, except Gabassee which was a smaller group. Anywho, I will answer to Jon, Trixxie, or cum burbing gutter slut. Just don't Scream out "Hey Trixxie" on scary public transportation or other inappropriate moments.

turtle10 42,578 26
06/29/2005 12:40 PM

If anyone cares, I can't make it to the Saturday extravaganza due poor planning of my father in law. I tried getting out of it, but somehow the wife didn't see it being a good idea for me to blow off her mom to go "meet weird internet people."



I will howevere may be able to pop in if anything goes down on friday. (please try to contain your excitement)

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/29/2005 12:45 PM

You cut me real deep Shrek BIG.



Brad Pitt's going to be at Live8. And I'll be an ocean (or is it a sea?) away, watching the greatness unfold on big screens at City Hall.



But surely he'll hang on for an extra day...



Enjoy it Coco!

Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
06/29/2005 12:46 PM

NutJimbutter is surprisingly decent in real life.



Just don't rape his cat.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/29/2005 12:46 PM

Or fart on my chair.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
06/29/2005 12:47 PM

I will answer to: Roof, Roofie, Ang, Angela. If you call me Angie I will possibly not hear you and will probably ignore you. Especially if I think you know better. I'm bitchy like that about that nickname and I don't know why.

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
06/29/2005 12:51 PM

I find it interesting that the only GABbers I've met who are on the list of attendees all have GAB names that begin with "T".

Trixxiewan Kenobie 65,026 15
06/29/2005 12:52 PM

Oh Shakespeare he's on to us.

0 7
06/29/2005 12:52 PM

<action> Ermm </action> I think i would like to buy some space on john's beard. Indubidably, i am Incoherent, and communicate through telepathy. No, Fish.

Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
06/29/2005 12:55 PM

Nutty, I could have done far worse than merely fart on that chair.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
06/29/2005 01:09 PM

If I can't associate your name with your face from the album, I may ask you to remind me of your name as I am terrible with names.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/29/2005 01:11 PM

I look exactly like I do in the album.

MiLLie 116,988 28
06/29/2005 01:12 PM

Well, Ditdah, thanks for leaving me off your list, even though you know my real name (well, it isn't exactly a secret.)



I don't really care what people call me. There is a nickname I hate, for no good reason, just like Roofie hates Angie. I won't say what it is because that will just invite people to use it to bug me.



My mother-in-law used to call me by that name. She must have had some innate sense that I would hate it.



Some people I work with call me by that name, but it doesn't bother me--maybe because I like them.

Oliver Chest, P.P.I. 203,475 12
06/29/2005 01:14 PM

You like somebody?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/29/2005 01:14 PM

Hey Becky.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/29/2005 01:14 PM

Is it Becky? I bet it's Becky. It's Becky isn't it?

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/29/2005 01:15 PM

Damn you BIG.

MiLLie 116,988 28
06/29/2005 01:16 PM

Duh. No. I wouldn't have put that name in my profile.



I like you, Oliver.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/29/2005 01:16 PM

Is it Becca? I bet it's Becca. It's Becca isn't it?

MiLLie 116,988 28
06/29/2005 01:17 PM

You can guess all you want, but I'm not going to confirm what it is. And even if you call me by that name, I won't let on that I hate it.



I wouldn't give anyone the satisfaction.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/29/2005 01:19 PM

Mrs. Rottencrotch?

Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
06/29/2005 01:20 PM

I know it, but I'm not going to share.

Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
06/29/2005 01:21 PM

Hell - who am I kidding? I'm gonna share -





She hates to be called "Sexkitten."

MiLLie 116,988 28
06/29/2005 01:21 PM

You do, Ditdah? Did I tell you?



Yes, BIG, you guessed it. Damn.

MiLLie 116,988 28
06/29/2005 01:23 PM

This board is slow today.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/29/2005 01:24 PM

The nickname I hate is "the guy with the 14 inch penis."



Please do not call me that under any circumstances. Especially when there are a lot of hot women around.

gorcjuice 41,132 13
06/29/2005 01:26 PM

This board is slow today.



I haven't seen Ollie. I like to think that he's still 'fistful of gravel' heaven with my prego-animal link from earlier. Maybe he's stuck on the 'Small Cattle' page.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/29/2005 01:28 PM

Other names millie probably hates:





- Home Deep Ho'

- Keebler Designer

- Hippie freak

- Frigid Bitch

- Cheese Twat

- Anal Ranger

MiLLie 116,988 28
06/29/2005 01:28 PM

Too bad your wife won't be there. I'd use that nickname in front of her.



I'm sure she'd get a good laugh out of it.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
06/29/2005 01:31 PM

Damn Big- You're like that little boy who keeps punching that little girl because he has a crush on her.

Why don't you just club her over the head and take her already. I'm sure it would be less painful to watch.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/29/2005 01:35 PM

The only reason I give millie a hard time is because she flipped out on me a while back. I am sure she is a great person, but Chance you are the only one for me* you Twinkie lovin' Coleridge hound.

















*might be a lie.

And the winner is Chickens 286,527 61
06/29/2005 01:39 PM

I don't want to know your real names.

KakeSpecial 55,555 14
06/29/2005 01:40 PM

Shut up, dickbag.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/29/2005 01:47 PM

Damn Big- You're like that little boy who keeps punching that little girl because he has a crush on her.



He's the kid from "Welcome to the Dollhouse."



Except Millie isn't Weiner Dog. She's more like Winona Rider's character in "Heathers."

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/29/2005 01:50 PM

Hey Al, I am going to be in Boston tonight. I will buy the first round.

And the winner is Chickens 286,527 61
06/29/2005 01:52 PM

And pretty much everyone called me Chickens at the two Gab gatherings I attended.

TTJane-pour me a cab, I can't drink any more 173,958 15
06/29/2005 02:02 PM

I find it interesting that the only GABbers I've met who are on the list of attendees all have GAB names that begin with "T".





Wellity, wellity, wellity. You let a man sleep in your bed, and he doesn't remember.



Yeah, like it's the first time I've had a man in my bed and one of us doesn't remember.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/29/2005 02:09 PM

TTJ, are you so drunk that you don't know your own name?

TTJane-pour me a cab, I can't drink any more 173,958 15
06/29/2005 02:13 PM

But..He...I...



SHUT UP ERIKA!







That being said. I fully expect most people here to call me Jane. I will be happy to answer to Jane. Call me Jen, Or Jenny, and it's not going to be pretty. Jennifer or Jane.

Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
06/29/2005 02:14 PM

How about "Donklovah?"

Phuc 237,919 21
06/29/2005 03:00 PM

Hey Al, I am going to be in Boston tonight. I will buy the first round.



Go nuts, Barney.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/29/2005 03:02 PM

Ulcer bothering you or is it just me bothering you?

Chi Chi Felipe: Operating Thetan 161,353 14
06/29/2005 04:01 PM

My real name is Seth, but you guys can call me Jesus.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
06/29/2005 04:05 PM

You told me to call you Pimp Daddy.

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
06/29/2005 04:20 PM

Jesus is your Pimp Daddy. You turn tricks for the LORD!

The High Priestess is sunburnt. Owww. 58,884 29
06/29/2005 04:20 PM

I will respond to Priestess, Christine or Jane; raper of monkies.

Oliver Chest, P.P.I. 203,475 12
06/29/2005 04:28 PM

Call me Bag. Dick Bag.

Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
06/29/2005 04:28 PM

I thought Jane only slept with Donkeys?

Oliver Chest, P.P.I. 203,475 12
06/29/2005 04:35 PM

Jane Goodall. "Gorilla's in the mist."



GODDAMMIT PEOPLE! GET SOME Frost-ing CULTURE! READ A BOOK!

Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
06/29/2005 04:36 PM

I GOT IT. I WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNY.



Since when did you learn how to read anyway?

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/29/2005 04:36 PM

...and I will never forget them, those Olivers in the mist.

The High Priestess is sunburnt. Owww. 58,884 29
06/29/2005 04:39 PM

Thank you Ollie. Excues me, I have to go 'wrasle' an alligator.

Oliver Chest, P.P.I. 203,475 12
06/29/2005 04:39 PM

I make the children read to me while I molest take care of them.

Filly 39,193 20
06/29/2005 05:26 PM

I will respond to Kelsey or "Hey, you!" Call me anything else and something bad will happen. Oh yes it will, precious.

Oliver Chest; Half man, half gorilla 203,475 12
06/29/2005 05:27 PM

Hey, anything else. What's happenin?

Filly 39,193 20
06/29/2005 05:37 PM

<action>sets Ollie on fire</action>

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
06/29/2005 05:39 PM

<action> offers marshmallows to everyone...</action>



This fire smells like hair.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
06/29/2005 06:00 PM

I like to think this is how it's going to go when we meet. People will snipe at each other constantly. But I fear it'll be more like a junior high dance where everyone is standing around staring at their shoes.



Won't somebody set Ollie on fire?

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/29/2005 09:41 PM

I'll just be posting like normal from the hotel room so as to avoid this sticky etiquette minefield.



You can call me Sally.. and when you call me Sally, I can blame me Al. I can blame me Al!

doo doo dooo doo-doo, doo doo dooo doo-doo..

Walk the Freedom Trae - fi dolla 156,790 17
06/29/2005 11:11 PM

Gather roun' younguns... Auntie Trae will tell you a story to lessen your anxieties.



Seeing as this is the 4th official gathering that I've attended I can assure you that your fears are for naught.



When we all get together in one room it will be as expected. We'll all sit around staring at eachother, picturing what we all would look like with Nutbutters 14 inch penis in our mouths.



It happens every.single.time.

Walk the Freedom Trae - fi dolla 156,790 17
06/29/2005 11:16 PM

Oh and you can call me Trae.



Trae Whore.

KakeSpecial 55,555 14
06/29/2005 11:21 PM

When we all get together in one room it will be as expected. We'll all sit around staring at eachother, picturing what we all would look like with Nutbutters 14 inch penis in our mouths.



Jeez, I could just stay home and do that.

Walk the Freedom Trae - fi dolla 156,790 17
06/29/2005 11:22 PM

Like you don't already, fagmo.

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/29/2005 11:26 PM

Trae walks down the street

She says why is he soft in the middle now

Why is he soft in the middle

The rest of his life he's so hard

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/29/2005 11:30 PM

She needs a photo-opportunity

I want a shot at rejection

Don't want to end up an icon

In a icon graveyard





don't mind me.. I'll be at this all night.

Walk the Freedom Trae - fi dolla 156,790 17
06/29/2005 11:30 PM

"Me and Oliver down by the school yard.... "





</random yet still humorous>

lupience, old woman. 26,981 11
06/29/2005 11:31 PM

threadjack- Trae- did you sell your car stereo?

Walk the Freedom Trae - fi dolla 156,790 17
06/29/2005 11:34 PM

Double thread jack - Yes, but I still have the speakers.



Also, Frog - - get thee on Yahoo pronto!

lupience, old woman. 26,981 11
06/29/2005 11:57 PM

I would like the speakers.

lupience, old woman. 26,981 11
06/30/2005 12:00 AM

I hate to use this thread as a chatroom, but we're still talking those infinities, right?

Walk the Freedom Trae - fi dolla 156,790 17
06/30/2005 12:28 AM

Lup, email me and we'll discuss specifics.

lupience, old woman. 26,981 11
06/30/2005 12:31 AM

<action>would tell trae she did e-mail, but Lamburger told her to shut up.</action>

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
06/30/2005 01:04 AM

I really prefer to be called Professor McNeill, or just Professor. I have almost everyone I know trained to do that, except for my wife, who calls me The Bus Driver.



But you can call me Whistler, or even Jim if you like.



And as far as Declan goes, I actually have to force myself to call him Lawrence when we're around non-GABbers. I even think of him as Declan now.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
06/30/2005 09:22 AM

I don't care what you call me, as long as it's not "late for dinner."





</classic>

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
06/30/2005 09:26 AM

Sometimes "classic" just means "old." You're old aren't you? How old are you?

Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
06/30/2005 09:40 AM

According to the survey he filled out for me for school, he's 51.









However, he sure doesn't look 51 in person! I'd guess late 20's, early 30's. (The sad thing is, he told us how old he was, and I can't remember what he said.)

Trixxiewan Kenobie 65,026 15
06/30/2005 09:44 AM

I saw a tv special about Jane Goodall; produced by one of her Grad students, in addition to being an insufferable bitch, turns out she was the single largest threat to the African Gorillas. She advocated having her eco-terrorists destroy the native people's traps which would result in the rare occasional gorilla death. In retaliation the natives slaughtered huge numbers of gorillas and the left the corpses on her doorstep

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/30/2005 09:50 AM

Sounds like somebody didn't get the grades they wanted.

Trixxiewan Kenobie 65,026 15
06/30/2005 09:56 AM

You just shut your piehole.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
06/30/2005 10:06 AM

I am old enough to know better, yet young enough to not care.







(I am older than Ditdah, but younger than Roofie. I think.)

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/01/2005 01:40 AM

Everyone here is younger than me. Except possibly Demo and Whistler. Actually, I think Frat's a bit older too. Darn whippersnappers.

Phuc 237,919 21
07/01/2005 10:15 AM

I'm gonna call you all Reba Shapell.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/01/2005 10:22 AM

She should really pop that zit of her's.

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/07/2006 03:22 PM

What the Frost? If you're gonna bump an old thread of mine, couldn't it be a funnier one?

Panda: the other black & white meat 181,790 70
02/07/2006 04:07 PM

Since this thread is up here, and it's always good to have a written record of historical events, I'd like to say everyone did an OK job of calling people by their real names when addressing them directly. However, when speaking about a GABber to another GABber, it went something like this. "I was walking to dinner with Jim, you know, Nuttbutter, and Al you know, Phuc. And then we saw Natalie, you know, SHP.." and so on and so forth.



That was all fine but I went home talking like that to everyone. "So I saw Tommy, you know, Booger Guy at the grocery store at his wife Michelle, you know, Big Tits..."

The Big Easy Chocolate Cream Cheese Cresent CTCF 65,026 15
02/07/2006 04:12 PM

I had a cheat sheet.

Filly 39,193 20
02/07/2006 04:30 PM

I hear everyone called me "Warren." Bastards.

Millie 116,988 28
02/07/2006 06:46 PM

A lot of people called me Millie instead of Rebecca. But I didn't really care.

FDIC, ALOG Cofounder 10,327 12
02/08/2006 10:26 AM

There seemed to be a lot of people named "Chris" and "Angela". I was glad to be the only person named Donna, or else I might've spent the whole weekend thinking I was schizophrenic.

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/08/2006 10:30 AM

Well, if it helps at all, I thought you were.

FDIC, ALOG Cofounder 10,327 12
02/08/2006 10:34 AM

I may have been.