supergrover 4,517 9
06/29/2005 10:20 PM

fapfapfapfapfapfapfap

The High Priestess is sunburnt. Owww. 58,884 29
06/29/2005 10:21 PM

Aren't you a girl?

MiLLie 116,988 28
06/29/2005 10:25 PM

Meh, don't worry about it. Have you ever been in an old person's house? They are filthy!



They can't see or smell anymore so they don't keep clean. Some old geezer or old lady wouldn't have even noticed a pube in the napkin.

supergrover 4,517 9
06/29/2005 10:32 PM

okay, queffqueffqueffqueffqueff

KakeSpecial 55,555 14
06/29/2005 10:33 PM

<insert joke about HP giving Napkin a HJ>

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/29/2005 10:41 PM

And no, I did not just see my first penis.



You are planning on doing this soon, though, right?

The High Priestess is sunburnt. Owww. 58,884 29
06/29/2005 10:44 PM

You are planning on doing this soon, though, right?



Pfft, I've seen penises before. I can't count the time I've been tricked into clicking goatse. That's a penis.

















right?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
06/29/2005 10:45 PM

supergrover, the official girl sound is *schlick*



TheMoreYouKnow

Errol 10,584 9
06/29/2005 10:45 PM

Ha HA! You touched an old person pube!















Just think, that pube might've been older than you are!

Errol 10,584 9
06/29/2005 10:47 PM

*schlick*



I don't know if that should give me an erection or make me want to vomit.

Errol 10,584 9
06/29/2005 10:47 PM

Okay...I'm pretty sure it's the erection one.

Underwhere? 101,398 77
06/29/2005 11:38 PM

the official girl sound is *schlick*



Unless you have herpes, and then it's more like *scritch-schlick-squalap-scritch*



So I've heard, anyway.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
06/29/2005 11:45 PM

Are you people telling me you don't read webcomics like http://sexylosers.com/? Surprising.

default_user (is that better Ditdah?) 12,538 15
06/29/2005 11:52 PM

Pfft, I've seen penises before.



Ahem... peni.

Lamburger 33,017 9
06/30/2005 12:19 AM

Meh, don't worry about it. Have you ever been in an old person's house? They are filthy!



Says the woman who posted pictures of her filthy house on GAB.

MiLLie 116,988 28
06/30/2005 12:23 AM

Yeah, and I'm old.



I rest my case.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/30/2005 01:54 AM

Millie, you're always so down on yourself, calling yourself old fat and Shakespeare like that. Give yourself some more credit.









What I'm trying to say is: I'd bone ya.

lupience, old woman hooker. 26,981 11
06/30/2005 02:02 AM

Put it under a microscope. If the hair is flat, chances are it's a pube.



please do not question why I know this.

Kittuns: The Moosinator™ 44,835 9
06/30/2005 02:08 AM

How did Chances pube get in HP's napkin?



Hmmmmmm?



dun dun DUN!

Lamburger 33,017 9
06/30/2005 02:32 AM

So aroungry?

Dr. Napkin Descartes 30,762 12
06/30/2005 02:37 AM

I am a pube machine. And nobody disagrees with that.

lupience, old woman hooker. 26,981 11
06/30/2005 02:41 AM

Miss miLLie- old feeling? or old acting?

Because I'm pretty sure I'm older than you, and you look to be about 27.



Don't be so morose about aging. It's inevitable, and can be fun and educational.



"You can make yourself miserable, or make yourself strong. The amount of work is the same." (Carlos Casteneda)

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/30/2005 09:17 AM

*schlick*



Funny, I always thought it was *galoosh*.

MiLLie 116,988 28
06/30/2005 12:22 PM

Thank you, lupience.



And Fratberry, I believe the sound effect depends on what technique is used.

gorcjuice 41,132 13
06/30/2005 12:31 PM

Female sound effects you'll never here without a $20 deposit (each):



Honey- dinner's done!



I'll rub your back, dear.



Mmffshlopmmfrrrppmmmmfff...I love the taste of your cum- give me more!

MiLLie 116,988 28
06/30/2005 01:06 PM

You must have a mean wife.



I never had any problem cooking for someone or rubbing his back (or feet).



The third one is probably accurate, though. As I'm sure you know, it doesn't have a great flavor.

gorcjuice 41,132 13
06/30/2005 01:10 PM

As I'm sure you know, it doesn't have a great flavor.



Yeah, I kn-I mean I've heard.



She cooks dinner sometimes, but I always end up fixing the plates and gettting the refills. And she has an aversion to feet- I have to tickle/rub hers daily but can count on one hand without removing it from my pants while looking at your Spicey shirt pic the number of times I've gottne the same

Dead Robot 67,630 16
06/30/2005 01:25 PM

Back in high school the kiddies from the short bus class had a fundraiser by selling bags of homemade popcorn.



I was all enlightened and bought a bag and got half way through it to find a curly black hair.



The thought of TIMMAH standing naked over some Jiffy Pop, scratching himself burst into my head like Pamela Andersons' boobies at a Mary Kay Convention. Guk!



I watched other people eating their bags of short 'n hot buttered curlies.



Later I found out that they were making the popcorn the old fashioned way: Cob in a paper bag in a microwave, hence the "hairs" were from the stalk.



...that still doesnt sound good...