SHP, with only a little P 181,790 70
06/30/2005 12:07 AM

Right. So. Did he play another game of poker or not.



And why are you not in the kitchen making him a pie, bitch?

lupience, old woman. 26,981 11
06/30/2005 12:13 AM

Because we're getting tornadoes near here now, bitch.

I'll make the pie later.

A sweet, gooey, flakey special pie.

Walk the Freedom Trae - fi dolla 156,790 17
06/30/2005 12:17 AM

I'm so disappointed. I thought this was about my favorite Sponge Bob episode.

SHP, with only a little P 181,790 70
06/30/2005 12:19 AM

<action>strikes pie off of her List of Things That are Good</action>

lupience, old woman. 26,981 11
06/30/2005 12:23 AM

silly, silly SHP.

Most pie is good.

Beware of STEW.

Lamburger 33,017 9
06/30/2005 12:23 AM

Can we call you Hooker from now on?

lupience, old woman. 26,981 11
06/30/2005 12:25 AM

Lam- if you wish.

My hand hurts, and we have a "mesocyclone" almost overhead, but I like storms, and pain.

All in all, This has been a great night.

Lamburger 33,017 9
06/30/2005 12:26 AM

Shut up, Hooker.

lupience, old woman. 26,981 11
06/30/2005 12:29 AM

<action>clamps mouth shut, the first time EVER- cause Lamburger said so.</action>

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
06/30/2005 12:56 AM

How lupience got her groove back...self-mutilation.

lupience, old woman hooker. 26,981 11
06/30/2005 01:07 AM

I tried, honestly I did.

But I have another 'hooker' tale to add.

My sweet dear love-of-my-life hubby LOVES to fish.

I accept that.

...Now...





25 years ago, he brought me fishing for carp. Why? Because carp are big, and fight, and it's fun to fight a big fish.



So he's teaching me how to set the hook and reel in 30lb carp.

(Eew, but I'm humoring the man I love)

To pull in a carp onto the shore, you need a gaff hook. (For those of you who don't know, a gaff hook is the size of an average teacup handle, WITH a barb.)

Well I hook one of these behemoths, and I'm not reeling in correctly.

He uses lighter pound test line, for better fighting action, and I'm about to lose a Frost-ing CARP!

He was holding the gaff, waiting to pull it onto the shore, but freaks, because (see above)

and grabs the pole- sets the hook into the carp- and firmly implants the gaff into my thigh.



What pissed him off was: Not the fact we ended our foray of carping early, ...Not the fact that the emergency room doctors ruined a perfectly good gaff hook....



It was because he never got to see how big the fish was!



Sweet love.

lupience, old woman hooker. 26,981 11
06/30/2005 03:13 AM

I'm bumping this pinchy thread.

supergrover 4,517 9
06/30/2005 03:17 AM

I like your new name, Hooker. I don't ask that I can call you it, because everyone knows that hookers aren't real people anyway and don't have feelings.

Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/30/2005 03:18 AM

It must've been hard typing all that with the giant hole in your hand from your more recent hookering experience

lupience, old woman hooker. 26,981 11
06/30/2005 03:35 AM

Just ask TTJ if someone can type with one hand.

Pinchy gomer.

Senior Destructor: Space Pope Xavier XVI 60,724 12
06/30/2005 03:37 AM

lup, did you just say gomer?



I have never heard anyone else use that except me.



I like you now. Have a clickie.

lupience, old woman hooker. 26,981 11
06/30/2005 03:55 AM

Yes- I use 'gomer'. ...Have for 10 years or so.

Sometimes it's the best word you can use.

...Put it with 'pinchy', and you can go anywhere.





....Not to insult any GABbers knowledge of language, but 'pinchy' in many hispanic cultures means 'Frost-ing'.

...but not in the verbal sense...



So a person could say- "I got a flat in my pinchy tire"



...or, You're such a pinchy gomer.



end of lesson- I'm pinchy drunk.

Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/30/2005 04:01 AM

The history of Frost



It's the first version I found in the .19 seconds that it took for Google to find it...



It's probably been posted before too...

Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/30/2005 04:02 AM

My ears just popped..

lupience, old woman hooker. 26,981 11
06/30/2005 04:04 AM

Honey, it was 'pinchy'.



Go to sleep.



Pinchy gomer.

Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/30/2005 04:06 AM

<action>ZzZzZzZzZz</action>

Senior Destructor: Space Pope Xavier XVI 60,724 12
06/30/2005 04:08 AM

Hmmm...



Apparently he fell asleep on his 'z' key.



Conveniently after typing an action tag.



And then rolled over in a way that his mouse clicked submit!







This is the only possible explanation.

Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/30/2005 04:10 AM

yea the turettes acted up while I was asleep alternating between Shift and Z

lupience, old woman hooker. 26,981 11
06/30/2005 04:28 AM

OMG! ROFL! PMBLAM

Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/30/2005 04:32 AM

You're just not letting this thread die, eh?

supergrover 4,517 9
06/30/2005 04:33 AM

Personally, I think I would like to call you old lady hooker. It's sounds like an address someone might have used back in the day towards the ancient hooker who lives in the village. Formal, but insulting because you used to turn tricks. Juuuuust right.



Of course, if you argue with this, I'll have to point out that you live in that hut just outside the village and you don't even hook anymore. Very suspicious. I might just have to bring this up at the next town gathering, old lady hooker.

lupience, old woman hooker. 26,981 11
06/30/2005 04:36 AM

nope. The wonders of my pathetic life involving large, sharp hooks imbedded in my body are way too GABfodder-worthy to let slide.

Love,

Lupehooker.

Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/30/2005 04:44 AM

You must need one of these then

lupience, old woman hooker. 26,981 11
06/30/2005 04:49 AM

So-ma-bich!

Grover- you HAD to interject to what was a beautiful one-sided discussion.



Old lady?

I argue that....I'm NO lady.

And as far as the village goes, I was never welcomed there, as a cast-out whore of the lowest of lords, I was never deemed worthy of being even a laundry wench.

This is when I met up with the royal falconer and started conspiring to make wine laced with senna to serve to those deemed 'Worthy To Be Seated At The Royal Table'



It was a busy day at the commodes, I swear.





HUZZAH!

Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/30/2005 04:50 AM

You have too much free time in your old age...

default_user (is that better Ditdah?) 12,538 15
06/30/2005 04:56 AM

strikes pie off of her List of Things That are Good



What did I do to you?

lupience, old woman hooker. 26,981 11
06/30/2005 05:02 AM

GOD! Ditdah.

This thread never had anything to do with you, or your pie.

Quit taking things so personally.

Senior Destructor: Space Pope Xavier XVI 60,724 12
06/30/2005 05:03 AM

Heh.



Silly hooker.

lupience, old woman hooker. 26,981 11
06/30/2005 05:06 AM

Oh- sorry Ditdah......



Love ya babe!(...and not like you all thought I loved Kake)



Sincerely,

Lupience, hooker of olde.

supergrover 4,517 9
06/30/2005 05:16 AM

Yes, olde hooker. That sounds nice too. Like an inn, where anyone can find a warm home for the night, like in your bed, olde lady hooker.

default_user (is that better Ditdah?) 12,538 15
06/30/2005 05:27 AM

<action>is Piemaster...</action>

[chirpchirpchirp] cough [chirp chirp]

lupience, old woman hooker. 26,981 11
06/30/2005 05:28 AM

My bed is colde and harde.



Did you think I lived in THIS century?

Rider, brother to that pie bitch 2,014 9
06/30/2005 05:31 AM

<action>throws five pence at the olde hooker</action>



Atleast you've lived now.

Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/30/2005 05:37 AM

See Lupe, these are those 3 frat boys you went to town on from back in the 50's, and ever since then they've been trying to get that awful taste out of their mouths from that little encounter

Rider, brother to that pie bitch 2,014 9
06/30/2005 05:39 AM

mmm kappa

Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/30/2005 05:40 AM

Damn, I got out of bed (which I'm going back to now) to write that one, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to sleep

lupience, old woman hooker. 26,981 11
06/30/2005 05:56 AM

Mwahiy- I never went to that link.

I protect my retinas.

Did those frat boys perhaps visit the dorm of 'I Smella Pie'?

'I felta thigh'?







I may be able to teach a frat boy a thing or two, considering I'm between 50 & 80, and know my way around a roll of duct tape.

Stygian Snork 45,655 12
06/30/2005 06:20 AM

You know what's awesome? Leaving a bunch of very sharp, barbed objects laying around your house.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
06/30/2005 07:30 AM

After reading this thread I think your husband should have used the catch and release method.

Sylvester 4,465 9
06/30/2005 10:24 AM

THROW IT BACK!

lupience, old woman hooker. 26,981 11
06/30/2005 01:14 PM

You all rock.

Tolerating my keyboard shenanigans.

I wish I were able to come to boston, but my husband never lets me out of this room.



sweet love.