Senior Destructor: Space Pope Xavier XVI 60,724 12
06/30/2005 05:39 AM

Get fabs pregnant.



It'll take a while, but man, will that be a surprise.



Especially when the baby comes out looking like a certian six foot tall black guBLAM

Stygian Snork 45,655 12
06/30/2005 05:40 AM

Depravity

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/30/2005 05:40 AM

I think getting Kake pregnant would be more of a surprise.





































WE ARE NOT THE NEXT FRAT/BANKEY.

Senior Destructor: Space Pope Xavier XVI 60,724 12
06/30/2005 05:41 AM

Heh.



Kake's a bottom, I'll bet.

Rider, brother to that pie bitch 2,014 9
06/30/2005 05:43 AM

Put Post-It notes with URLs to lemonparty and tubgirl all over their place. Hell, add some goatse as well.

Stygian Snork 45,655 12
06/30/2005 05:44 AM

Put a camera somewhere in their bedroom.



The Po' folks wouldn't be so poor if you'd auction off a bunch of voyeuristic sex tapes.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/30/2005 05:45 AM

Yeah, they probably never have reenacted seen those before.

<action>stares at Rider, shakes head</action>

Rider, brother to that pie bitch 2,014 9
06/30/2005 06:40 AM

Oh well. Drink all the booze and puke in their dishwasher.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
06/30/2005 06:59 AM

Clean up the place.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
06/30/2005 08:19 AM

Drywall over all that damn paneling.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
06/30/2005 08:29 AM

Run out and offer free coffee to all of the city's homeless. Invite them back.

Clint McSahara HotPants 19,555 11
06/30/2005 08:51 AM

"Try" the door knob in their bathroom.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
06/30/2005 08:54 AM

...with your bum!

Clint McSahara HotPants 19,555 11
06/30/2005 08:55 AM

Stating the obvious are we, Mr. Robot?

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
06/30/2005 08:55 AM

Dye all his cats pink.



Oh, and set a woodpecker free in his living room.

Bankey 70,843 10
06/30/2005 08:56 AM

Smoke up all his pot!







Oh wait, he probably did that himself before he went to bed. Nevermind....

Clint McSahara HotPants 19,555 11
06/30/2005 09:03 AM

Set your wood/pecker free in his living room.



Smoke up all his cats.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/30/2005 09:06 AM

I just find it hard to believe he would go to bed and leave you alone in his apartment.



Oh God... IT'S A TRAP!

Bankey 70,843 10
06/30/2005 09:08 AM

Now would also be the perfect time to set up for 'guess what I touched with my penis!'



Don't tell him about the game until you're on your way out the door.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
06/30/2005 09:10 AM

I find it hard to believe they went to bed and BIG didn't drive the hell home. Sure he works for his dad, but isn't it like a 4 hour drive? I bet he was too drink to drive yet. Which means there better be pictures of what he's doing to Kake's apartment.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
06/30/2005 09:12 AM

Bankey, you've played that game a lot haven't you? At work. I bet you have.

Bankey 70,843 10
06/30/2005 09:16 AM

I play it all the time at work, but the guessing part doesn't officially start until I reference it in my letter of resignation.

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/30/2005 09:25 AM

<action>fills out purchase order for 1000 ct. box of rubber gloves and 10 gallon drum of industrial disinfectant</action>

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
06/30/2005 09:25 AM

So here I am in Boston, and Kake and Fabs went to bed



Thats a nice way of saying GO THE Frost HOME Emerson!

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/30/2005 09:27 AM

<action>realizes its Bankey and changes order to six pack of moist towelettes and a bucket of chicken</action>

Bankey 70,843 10
06/30/2005 09:32 AM

Okay Frat, since we no longer work in the same department I'll give you a few hints.



1.) Telephone.



2.) Water Cooler.



3.) That pen you always used to chew on during the moring meetings.



I shall say no more. Too obvious?

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/30/2005 09:38 AM

So that's why everything tasted so familiar like cheetos.

Trixxiewan Kenobie 65,026 15
06/30/2005 09:50 AM

Kake's Place: I imagine the pitch to the Network Execs going something like this:



It's sort of a combination Mr. Rogers meets Pee Wee's Playhouse meets Apocalypse Now

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/30/2005 10:14 AM

...covered in miles and miles of wood paneling.

KakeSpecial 55,555 14
06/30/2005 12:05 PM

Wood paneling R0xx0rz!

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/30/2005 12:09 PM

You know what'd be awesome? Making your cat a little wood panel suit. That way you can tell visitors that your cat is trying to be all camouflaged and Shakespeare. Yeah, that'd be great.



And, and... they would be all, like, "hey, that cat's got wood. Hunh, huh, heh uhnk".

KakeSpecial 55,555 14
06/30/2005 12:11 PM

people with the cat icon are wicked awesome.

gorcjuice 41,132 13
06/30/2005 12:13 PM

In reality, doing nothing probably would have Frosted with them more- no metion on GAB, no hints left behind.



That or an easily found something. One guy I worked with hid a can of open sardines in another guys truck so that it was easily found. The real prank was the one stuffed into the heating vent that the guy didn't think to look for.

MiLLie 116,988 28
06/30/2005 01:04 PM

You should have switched their soap with a cake of feta cheese and put olive oil in the shampoo bottle.



I stole that prank idea from someone. I would never do it, because I like to keep the few friends I have, but I always remembered it for its creativity.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/30/2005 01:11 PM

Fratberry fills out purchase order for 1000 ct. box of rubber gloves and 10 gallon drum of industrial disinfectant



Bankey's list: (continued)



4) Purchase order forms.

Fratberry 282,940 53
06/30/2005 05:11 PM

HAHahaHahaHaHaAHAHAHahahahahAHAhaha!



































































What?

Walk the Freedom Trae - fi dolla 156,790 17
06/30/2005 05:17 PM

<action> explains





so.he.can.touch.them.with.his.penis.

Rider, brother to that pie bitch 2,014 9
06/30/2005 06:01 PM

I hope that chicken is Popeyes.



Order me a Frost-ing biscuit.