Lucky Charms 171,275 14
06/30/2005 03:47 PM

This girl right here....Rose Cameron.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/30/2005 03:48 PM

Luke's father?

Lamburger 33,017 9
06/30/2005 03:48 PM

BullShakespeare.

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
06/30/2005 03:49 PM

Spicey McHaggis?

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
06/30/2005 03:49 PM

So it was like a comedy team. Like Abbot & Costello or Laurel & Hardy. Except much crappier.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/30/2005 03:50 PM

Lies, all LIES.

gorcjuice 41,132 13
06/30/2005 03:51 PM

2xUTeaeeF is going on with these ip addys? Next thing you know, Hammerhead and I will be found to be sharing one...

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
06/30/2005 03:51 PM

No....it's actually true.



That's pretty much the reason "Chance" couldn't come to Boston.



Because it would be hard to explain that.

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
06/30/2005 03:51 PM

Damn. Chris Garrett has some big ol' tittays.

41,132 13
06/30/2005 03:51 PM

Shut the Frost up, gorcdick.

Stygian Snork 45,655 12
06/30/2005 03:52 PM

Chris has a thing for pretending to be a lady.

default_user (is that better Ditdah?) 12,538 15
06/30/2005 03:53 PM

I'm really John Hargrave...

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/30/2005 03:53 PM

Then why are your IPs different from eachother in the 'Ollie giving maha' thread?

Lamburger 33,017 9
06/30/2005 03:53 PM

I give you full marks for creativity, but I'm still not buying it.

KakeSpecial 55,555 14
06/30/2005 03:53 PM

Wow, so now Chance is working together with CG for yet another CG "prank"?

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
06/30/2005 03:55 PM

The IP's are different, because when I post as CG, I use the computer in the lobby here at the hotel, and/or vice versa.

Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
06/30/2005 03:55 PM

So, how did you send me a postcard?

KakeSpecial 55,555 14
06/30/2005 03:55 PM

I'm also BobJohnson and Demomonkey.

Oliver Chest; Half man, half gorilla 203,475 12
06/30/2005 03:55 PM

I'll believe this as soon as my Shakespeare turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
06/30/2005 03:55 PM

Didn't people give money to Chance for a friend's house fire?





How do y'all feel about that now?

Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/30/2005 03:56 PM

See? are the IP's different?

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/30/2005 03:56 PM

So where did those donations go to for your friend who had the fire?



Also, Chance sent me her address for a postcard.



Lies!

Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
06/30/2005 03:56 PM

There are as yet untold depths to Chris Garrett.

default_user (is that better Ditdah?) 12,538 15
06/30/2005 03:57 PM

I'm really John Hargrave...





John Hargrave

6/30/2005 2:58 pm



No, really, I am.















No.. not really

Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
06/30/2005 03:58 PM

Yeah, like the same IP's proves jack Shakespeare. You're both in on it. I don't believe you at all.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/30/2005 03:58 PM

You obviously got chance's password, or are conspiring with eachother.



Did they both do secret santsa? Did they have the same address?

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
06/30/2005 03:58 PM

I have a friend in Florida who you sent all that stuff to.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/30/2005 04:00 PM

Chickens ISN'T dead.



CG DOESN'T have a fat daugher.



And CG and Chance are NOT the same person.



I fell for the first two... not happening again.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
06/30/2005 04:01 PM

If you don't believe me.....quiz me.

Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/30/2005 04:03 PM

Or, quiz ME.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/30/2005 04:03 PM

It's a total set up.



No one says quiz me unless they have it orchestrated.

KakeSpecial 55,555 14
06/30/2005 04:06 PM

yeah, if you quiz either one, they're just going to be talking on the phone or IM.

Lamburger 33,017 9
06/30/2005 04:06 PM

Okay, I'll play. Who's the ugly woman in all the Chance pictures?

Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/30/2005 04:07 PM

My sister, Donna.

Lamburger 33,017 9
06/30/2005 04:07 PM

Ewwwwww...how'd you get a tits picture of your sister??

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
06/30/2005 04:08 PM

Do you have a picture of you and "Donna" together?

Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/30/2005 04:08 PM

I show pictures of my Coleridge all the time, you don't think I can have a sister who shows her tits?

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/30/2005 04:09 PM

You cried wolf with the fat daughter.



And some smartass GABber said, and then when you really did have a fat daughter no one believed you.



This is the proverbial 'fat daughter'

gorcjuice 41,132 13
06/30/2005 04:10 PM

I am reminded (as often happens to people who feel the need to always have a story) of the fable of the Wise man in Japan who stayed at an inn where a man was murdered earlier in the day. The people of the inn asked him to help find the murderer.



After careful deliberation, he announced he had in his possession several magic sticks. He placed one under each person's bed and announced that at dawn, the stick would reveal the murderer by having grown several inches during the night.



At dawn, everyone awoke and the wiseman gathered the sticks. They were all the same length, except one which was shorter. He declared the person over the short stick the murderer!



When quizzed on why the stick didn't get longer, he responded that the sticks were't magical and that the murderer had shortened his out of fear of being caught.



I have no idea how that will help here and now.

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
06/30/2005 04:10 PM

Brody, are you calling Chance fat?

Oliver Chest; Half man, half gorilla 203,475 12
06/30/2005 04:11 PM

Actually, I remember a story a long time ago where CG came across pictures of his fat ugly sister's tits.



So, I guess it could be possible. I mean, the description fits.

KakeSpecial 55,555 14
06/30/2005 04:11 PM

The MySpace page was kind of a stretch, since people have left comments about talking to her in person. Or did you make them up too? In fact are there any actual people on the internet? Or are they all just Garrettses?

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/30/2005 04:13 PM

Look at CG's post about hoggin'.



The girl is called Donna.



Coincidence?!

And the winner is Chickens 286,527 61
06/30/2005 04:14 PM

Who's boobs were sent to me with "Chickens is the Coleridge that Rocks" written on them with purple lipstick?

Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/30/2005 04:14 PM

I made a Yahoo account with Susie....why not a MySpace account with Donna?

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/30/2005 04:15 PM

why not a MySpace account with Donna



Don't you mean Chance?

Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/30/2005 04:16 PM

Your Mom's.





BUUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNN!

SHP, permanent bitch mode 181,790 70
06/30/2005 04:16 PM

I have masteurbated to Chance.



Ollie, hold me.

Oliver Chest; Half man, half gorilla 203,475 12
06/30/2005 04:17 PM

I'll do more than hold you.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/30/2005 04:17 PM

Nice try, CG, but nobody is buying it.



Plus, those soiled panties Chance sent me sure didn't smell like Vermont DJ crotch.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
06/30/2005 04:17 PM

I am going to be pissed if this means CG figured out how to post without passwords.



But I think it's more likely that Chance gave him her password in exchange for an oldies request.

Lamburger 33,017 9
06/30/2005 04:18 PM

MUFFTAUR TELL LIE. MUFFTAUR MUST DIG HOLE DEEPER.

Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/30/2005 04:18 PM

No...but how about North Carolina Operating Room Technician Crotch?

Oliver Chest; Half man, half gorilla 203,475 12
06/30/2005 04:18 PM

I dunno. I suppose it could happen



I'm still not gonna buy it. Even if it is true. I still cry myself to sleep about Susie. I'M NOT GONNA LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
06/30/2005 04:18 PM

Or a twinkie.

SHP, permanent bitch mode 181,790 70
06/30/2005 04:19 PM

I'll do more than hold you.



Fine.



Ollie, keep me locked in your basement.

Oliver Chest; Half man, half gorilla 203,475 12
06/30/2005 04:21 PM

Fine. Take all the fun out of it why don't you?

SHP, permanent bitch mode 181,790 70
06/30/2005 04:24 PM

This explains a lot. Last time I was looking at Chance's web cam, she asked "you wanna see my son?" and when I said yes, some cute looking kid got in front of the camera, flipped me off, grabbed his crotch, and I could see him mouth the words "GTA rulez, motha Frostaz!"

turtle10 42,578 26
06/30/2005 04:25 PM

It would explain the drastic look change from the old picture to the new.



but how did you get the stapler pics? Are those YOUR man-boobs?

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
06/30/2005 04:27 PM

I have phat photoshop skillz.

And the winner is Chickens 286,527 61
06/30/2005 04:34 PM

THAT'S IT! I'm not cybering with any of you ever again. Too damn many times now it's ended up being that freak Garrett guy in the long run.



You know you can't put spunk back.

Oliver Chest; Half man, half gorilla 203,475 12
06/30/2005 04:37 PM

You could always eat it, Chix. You know you want to anyway.

newwave 45,912 10
06/30/2005 04:39 PM

I assure you, Chickens, I'm not Chris Garrett.

Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
06/30/2005 04:39 PM

How come none of you have ever offered to cyber with me?

WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH ME, HUH?

turtle10 42,578 26
06/30/2005 04:40 PM

you yelled at me once Ditdah and that pretty much scared me away.

SHP, permanent bitch mode 181,790 70
06/30/2005 04:40 PM

Hey Ditdah... a/s/l?

Duuuuh - Freelance Gynecologist 24,152 8
06/30/2005 04:40 PM

<action>shrugs</action>



That's not Chance. It's actually the new Chris Garrett Twist with lime.

Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
06/30/2005 04:42 PM

Boobie, you really gotta get that password thing fixed...

Duuuuh - Freelance Gynecologist 24,152 8
06/30/2005 04:42 PM

<action>thought Ditdah was la muff diver </action>

SHP, permanent bitch mode 181,790 70
06/30/2005 04:43 PM

<action>has a muff.</action>



Not to be confused with Mufftaur.

Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
06/30/2005 04:44 PM

I may play a lesbian at home, but I'm non-judgemental when it comes to my cyber relations and online flirtations.

Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
06/30/2005 04:45 PM

Oh - believe me SHP, you're getting "stalked" in Boston.

SHP, permanent bitch mode 181,790 70
06/30/2005 04:46 PM

I may play a lesbian at home

I'm so following you home from Boston.

DemoMonkey, Mr Contributes-nothing-to- the-world. 166,252 10
06/30/2005 04:51 PM

Well there's three possibilities.



One) C.G. is trying to trick everyone with a false assertion. In which case, he's a dick.



Two) C.G is confessing to having already tricked everyone with a false assertion. In which case, he's a dick.



Three) C.G. is...ummm...nope.



Guess there's only two.

turtle10 42,578 26
06/30/2005 04:54 PM

I always got Aimless and chance confused. and SHP and Preistess.



Are they all Chris Garret(t) too?

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
06/30/2005 04:58 PM

<action> just escaped out of Mufftaur's trunk </action>

SHP, permanent bitch mode 181,790 70
06/30/2005 04:58 PM

I'm the one with the sweet, sweet ass.

Wait, no, I'm the one dating the monkey.

Hell. Now I'm confused.

turtle10 42,578 26
06/30/2005 04:59 PM

I always knew one was hotter than the other (especially now), but I would forget which one was which

Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
06/30/2005 04:59 PM

Well, the recent one's a new IP. So, either the REAL chance finally showed up, or Chris went home.

Lamburger 33,017 9
06/30/2005 05:00 PM

HaHA! I cannot be fooled!



Roseycam00 : you don't believe me?

Roseycam00 : the whole CG story?

lamburger83: no dear

Roseycam00 : it's me...Chris

lamburger83: i know

Roseycam00 : oh

lamburger83: when was the last time i im'd chance?

Roseycam00 : today

lamburger83: other than today?

Roseycam00 : not in a while

lamburger83: wrong

lamburger83: what was the last thing i said to you?

lamburger83: you're not fooling me dear

Roseycam00 : you 't Im me today

Roseycam00 : not for a while

lamburger83: i said something about your tits picture just a few days ago

lamburger83: and you responded with...?

lamburger83: HA

lamburger83: it doesn't count if you have to ask her

Roseycam00 : oh..shut up you...stop ruining my fun!!!!

Roseycam00 : :-D

lamburger83: heheheheh

Oliver Chest; Half man, half gorilla 203,475 12
06/30/2005 05:03 PM

lamburger83: i said something about your tits picture just a few days ago



Please, go into great detail about this conversation. And say it slow, and wet your lips, and drive this rusty safety pin up my urethra.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
06/30/2005 05:07 PM

Some of you are on a list. You'll know what kind later. It was slightly hard for me not to come barrelassing in here. I hate you guys.



Oh and I love SHP.

turtle10 42,578 26
06/30/2005 05:10 PM

ends.in.tears

Duuuuh - Freelance Gynecologist 24,152 8
06/30/2005 05:14 PM

Wow.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
06/30/2005 05:25 PM

No actually I'd like to know why you hate me so much. Why do you care enough to Frost-ing comment about me?

Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
06/30/2005 05:30 PM

Hi Chance.



I like you.



Wanna cyber?



Ditdah

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
06/30/2005 05:33 PM

Hey, Chance! Am I on a list? What list am I on?



*pleaseletitbenaughty pleaseletitbenaughty*

dinesh 24,862 16
06/30/2005 05:39 PM

I may play a lesbian at home, but I'm non-judgemental when it comes to my cyber relations and online flirtations.



you never responded to my advances!

MiLLie 116,988 28
06/30/2005 06:01 PM

I knew it wasn't true!



Not that anyone cares at this point...

Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
06/30/2005 06:14 PM

you never responded to my advances!



You know for me to respond I have to actually GET them, right?

dinesh 24,862 16
06/30/2005 09:09 PM

i sent the same "advances" to www, rr, and csme, and they all got them. maybe i just fat-fingered your email address. ahh, well!

TTJane-pour me a cab, I can't drink any more 173,958 15
06/30/2005 09:17 PM

I'd believe it, if Chance and I hadn't done something like this already. and it was funnier.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/30/2005 09:32 PM

Looks like I picked the wrong day to beat a coworker to death with my computer.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
06/30/2005 11:44 PM

Those of you pretending to be multiple people are just confusing to those of us who are.

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
07/01/2005 09:52 AM

<action>is confused</action>



If you are me and they are you, who am I?

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/04/2005 11:52 PM

There are times I don't even know who I am.