Spicy-Sweet Lamb Tagine with Saffron Couscous 33,017 9
06/30/2005 11:57 PM

Check yourself for lice.

Fartpuppy is not worthwhile 5,142 13
06/30/2005 11:58 PM

That's not true. I'll always be following you around where you can't see me.

MiLLie 116,988 28
07/01/2005 12:00 AM

What were supposed to do? Jump in his lap?

Smart Choice 1,296 9
07/01/2005 12:00 AM

Get cats. Many , many cats.

MiLLie 116,988 28
07/01/2005 12:00 AM

I forgot a "you" in there somewhere.

Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
07/01/2005 12:03 AM

You should have offered him an Altoid. Crips generally have dreadful breath.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
07/01/2005 12:06 AM

How do we know it's actually you?

MiLLie 116,988 28
07/01/2005 12:08 AM

My ex-husband used to work at Goodwill. He worked at the one downtown right near the art school. He was the store manager and all the kids seemed to like him.



He still works for Goodwill, but in the warehouse, not in a store.



And NO, he is not developmentally disabled. (But he does have three cats.)

supergrover 4,517 9
07/01/2005 12:12 AM

He wasn't actually crippled. It was a goodwill wheelchair he was scooting around in.



Please. Me, date a gimp! I do have some standards you know.

supergrover 4,517 9
07/01/2005 12:13 AM

Why I love cats! How did you know!

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/01/2005 12:40 AM

I once had Goodwill decline the donationn of 6 shirts.

MiLLie 116,988 28
07/01/2005 12:43 AM

What the hell are you going to Goodwill for? Aren't you in the Salvation Army? Shouldn't you be donating to the home team?

Smart Choice 1,296 9
07/01/2005 12:47 AM

I had a feeling you would.

supergrover 4,517 9
07/01/2005 12:54 AM

Yeah, and you don't have any old papers you don't want anymore, do you? I'm trying to get as many as I can in case the aliens come and want to read newspapers.

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/01/2005 12:54 AM

This was a few years before I joined up with The Salvation Army. Plus the Goodwill was with a few blocks from my house at the time.

Chi Chi Felipe: Operating Thetan 161,353 14
07/01/2005 12:55 AM

Goodwill is awesome.

TEDphat 6,408 9
07/01/2005 01:00 AM

Yea, peace and love are pretty sweet too.

MiLLie 116,988 28
07/01/2005 01:01 AM

What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?

Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
07/01/2005 01:02 AM

Who on earth is that person behind the ninja icon?





What have you done with the real Chi-Chi?

newwave 45,912 10
07/01/2005 01:03 AM

I used to have a bunch of newspapers, but it seems someone keeps taking them and cutting random letters out of the headlines.

6,408 9
07/01/2005 01:05 AM

I'm.....dreaming...of a white....christmas?

supergrover 4,517 9
07/01/2005 01:08 AM

Newwave...I don't know...umm....random letters? Who would do such a thing?

Chi Chi Felipe: Operating Thetan 161,353 14
07/01/2005 01:09 AM

Are you Shakespeare-ing me? Goodwill has the sweetest threads for pennies on the dollar. Why pay 20 bucks at Old Navy for a "vintage" t-shirt when you can pay 50 cents at Goodwill and lose the air-quotes?

MiLLie 116,988 28
07/01/2005 01:10 AM

And they raise money to help the brain-injured and developmentally disabled people.

Helen Keller 282,940 53
07/01/2005 01:18 AM

MWWWWAAAAAAHHHHUUUUUUMMMNFFFF!!!

Fratberry 282,940 53
07/01/2005 01:22 AM

Heh, when I refreshed the main screen I got this:



Good to see you again, Helen Keller!

supergrover 4,517 9
07/01/2005 01:22 AM

I'm about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
07/01/2005 01:26 AM

My step mom knows a 45-50 year old guy through her art connections, that is actually pretty cool. But he made a fortune in the late 70's early 80's with a second hand clothes store on Melrose ave in L.A. by hitting up all the Goodwill and Salvation Army drivers and have them roll by his place before bringing the day's catch in to the store.



He picked through it all, and threw the drivers 20-40 bucks and they brought the balance in to the store.



That was back when "Second Hand" turned into "Vintage" and he turned into a rich Mo Fo !

PuggyD 48,304 12
07/01/2005 01:31 AM

Hey supergrover, wanna have a contest to see who can be alone the longest?



I warn you, I might have an unfair disadvantage here.

Chi Chi Felipe: Operating Thetan 161,353 14
07/01/2005 01:33 AM

Poor old Puggy. Will no one plow his virgin cornhole?

PuggyD 48,304 12
07/01/2005 01:35 AM

Don't worry, in a few short years I'll be an adult and then I'm only allowed to talk about groceries and the weather.

supergrover 4,517 9
07/01/2005 01:45 AM

Puggy, are you asking me to make a man out of you? If you're a guy, then yes! If you're a girl, than you'll need surgery for that.

Chi Chi Felipe: Operating Thetan 161,353 14
07/01/2005 01:46 AM

I bought some stuff at the store today and man was it hot outside.

PuggyD 48,304 12
07/01/2005 01:54 AM

See, most comedians simply go from point A, the setup, to point B, the punchline. But no, not supergrover. She starts at point A, then takes a meandering walk around the lake, inevitably arriving at the wildly unpopular point D. Such is the genius of supergrover.

Chi Chi Felipe: Refreshing 161,353 14
07/01/2005 01:55 AM

In France, she is known as "Le supergrover," which means "the supergrover."

PuggyD 48,304 12
07/01/2005 01:57 AM

No fair, C squared. Your quote is funny even to people who don't get the reference.

Chi Chi Felipe: Refreshing 161,353 14
07/01/2005 01:58 AM

God is in the details. Or is it the devil? I can't remember. Either way there's an epic battle for control of my pants.

supergrover 4,517 9
07/01/2005 02:09 AM

That's right Puggy. And don't you forget it. Otherwise, I'll have to put the Frost-ing leeches on you.

Anuss 298 9
07/01/2005 06:23 AM

<action>stopped reading posts after seeing something about Helen Keller</action>Why can't Helen Keller drive?









Because she's a woman.

Uncle Stumpy Chickens 286,527 61
07/01/2005 08:24 AM

Lets see.



Cowboy hat = diddles cows

Hospital scrubs = Nuttbutter works in a hospital

Wheelchair = something's not working



A cow diddling gimp with Nuttbutter's dork level decided you were too crazy for him.



Yes, you will always be alone.

default_user (is that better Ditdah?) 12,538 15
07/01/2005 08:50 AM

"Crips generally have dreadful breath."



No kidding, I was robbed by Snoop Dogg the otherday... horrendous.

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
07/01/2005 09:30 AM

As long as there are computers Grover, you'll never be alone.



When you're dancin jigs in the isle, we'll be in the next isle smiling at you.

When you're declaring your sexy bitchiness, we'll be agreeing (except for the sexy part).

When you're hiding safely in the close rack (I can't see them so they can't see me), we'll be creeping up behind you with a chainsaw.

No Grover, you're never alone.

DemoMonkey, Mr Contributes-nothing-to- the-world. 166,252 10
07/01/2005 11:13 AM

I dive into the nearest clothes rack and hold a shirt in front of my face, laughing maniacly until he goes away.



It's lucky you were being propositioned by the ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.