GABber Marriage Names
A comedy conversation
by Backdoor Box  14,650  10
07/01/2005 11:10 PM 389 views
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So will it be The High Priestess-Monkey, Mrs. Demo Monkey, or The High Monkey?
Will it be Roofie Raccoon-Garrett, Mrs. Chris Garrett, Roofie Garrett, Roofie Taur, Roofie McMuffin, or Roofie Chance?
Will it be Sexual Harrassment Panda-Kat, Mrs. Gorckat, or Sexual Harrassment Kat? (sorry SHP...kill me later)
Will it be Puggy D-Box or Mrs. Lunch Box or Puggy Box?
Now you go.
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The High Priestess is sunburnt. Owww. 58,884  29
07/01/2005 11:18 PM
Seriously, who do you think is the bitch in the relation ship. It'll be Mrs. and Mr. High Priestess.
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Filly 39,193 20
07/01/2005 11:19 PM
Heh...I kinda like "The High Monkey."
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DemoMonkey, Mr Contributes-nothing-to- the-world. 166,252 10
07/01/2005 11:27 PM
"The Widow Priestess and the Late Mr Monkey."
Shortly followed by "The Widow Priestess and the Pool Boy, Raoul."
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Backdoor Box 14,650 10
07/01/2005 11:32 PM
that's not my name, Demo. It's Daren
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Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
07/01/2005 11:34 PM
I like Ditdah Boobie... after that 'clicke' thread, I feel like I need to marry him.
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/01/2005 11:34 PM
I'm thinking RoofieHarrassedPanda.
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Filly 39,193 20
07/01/2005 11:38 PM
Big Irish Killjoy?
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The High Priestess is sunburnt. Owww. 58,884 29
07/01/2005 11:40 PM
No no no. The gardener is Raoul, the pool boy is Armando and the Veisualian Rideing Master is Friansisco.
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Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
07/01/2005 11:40 PM
You might have to move to Spain for that one, Roofie.
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/01/2005 11:42 PM
SHP doesn't live in Spain!
Ooooohhhh, I see.
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TheFoye 55,700 16
07/01/2005 11:50 PM
Tits page Foye has a nice ring to it!
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Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
07/01/2005 11:55 PM
Why are you the pig?
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Walk the Freedom Trae - fi dolla 156,790 17
07/02/2005 12:07 AM
So, I gained a little weight... THANKS ALOT YOU INSENSITIVE BITCH!
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Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
07/02/2005 12:10 AM
Trae, even if you weighed as much as me you'd still be hot.
SO SHUT UP.
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Backdoor Box 14,650 10
07/02/2005 12:11 AM
Lezzies usually like em plumper. It might have been a compliment, Trae. Geez.
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Backdoor Box 14,650 10
07/02/2005 12:11 AM
...and Ditdah beats me to the post and proves my hypothesis
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Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
07/02/2005 12:14 AM
I don't need to be a lezzie to see she's hot.
But it increases the jealous factor tenfold.
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Frogpop 173,153 25
07/02/2005 12:22 AM
Polopop?
Frog Chukker is far more likely.
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Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
07/02/2005 12:24 AM
Whan I started on GAB I thought Polo was your daughter.
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Frogpop 173,153 25
07/02/2005 12:36 AM
You should've bought a program. Can't tell the gabbers apart without a program.
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Side-splitting
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Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
07/02/2005 01:24 AM
Table Top Donkey and The Rockin' Jane?
Jane Meniketti actually has a nice ring to it.
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Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
07/02/2005 01:26 AM
And depending on how much drinking a certain outsized Jersey boy does in Boston, we might have ourselves a Big Irish McManus.
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Fork 31 7
07/02/2005 01:29 AM
<html><head>title> Google </title></html>
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Fork 31 7
07/02/2005 01:30 AM
<td align=center><input type=hidden name=hl value=en><input maxLength=256 size=55 name=q value="">
<input type=submit value="Google Search" name=btnG><input type=submit value="I'm Feeling Lucky" name=btnI></td>
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Mr. Sir 66,722 9
07/02/2005 01:30 AM
BIG's ass must be like a pin-cushion.
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daisypie 49,378 9
07/02/2005 03:47 AM
Wow, no one's mentioned Fratkey or Bankberry, yet.
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newwave 45,912 10
07/02/2005 04:12 AM
Probably because it's been done to death and is no longer funny.
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newwave 45,912 10
07/02/2005 04:13 AM
... NAH! Fratkey or Bankberry?
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The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
07/02/2005 04:55 AM
Fabulkake or SpecialUnik ?
At least one is sure... Oliver Hand
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Backdoor Box 14,650 10
07/02/2005 05:04 AM
Oliver Box is kind of open-ended and hot.
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Uncle Stumpy Chickens 286,527 61
07/02/2005 06:24 AM
Mr. and Mrs. End. In. Tears.
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Frogpop 173,153 25
07/02/2005 06:42 AM
I think that's part of the script for the ceremony..
"..I now pronounce you Man and Wife. You may end in tears."
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Backdoor Box 14,650 10
07/02/2005 12:58 PM
Pours milk on Bankenberry; eats with spoon; enjoys Bankenberry as part of a well-balanced breakfast.
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Backdoor Box 14,650 10
07/02/2005 12:58 PM
<action>Pours milk on Bankenberry; eats with spoon; enjoys Bankenberry as part of a well-balanced breakfast.</action>
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Walk the Freedom Trae - fi dolla 156,790 17
07/02/2005 02:04 PM
And depending on how much drinking a certain outsized Jersey boy does in Boston, we might have ourselves a Big Irish McManus.
Oh, I don't think so Mister.
NFW is all I have to say about that!
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SHP, with only a little P 181,790 70
07/02/2005 02:34 PM
Is it later enough to kill you Boxx?
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Backdoor Box 14,650 10
07/02/2005 02:45 PM
just tie me up first.
ooh! and the ball gags...get one of those for me too!
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gorcpanda 41,132 13
07/02/2005 02:58 PM
Has a nice ring, i think...
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The Right Reverend Phuc 237,919 21
07/02/2005 05:22 PM
PistolPhuc
PhucFilly
Spoonful o' Phuc
PhucBurger
LarkPhuc
etc.
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daisypie 49,378 9
07/02/2005 05:31 PM
<action>adds etc's...</action>PhucBeacon
LunchPhuc (PhucBox?)
PhucD
PhucMcMannus
PhucPotter
etc...
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gorcpanda 41,132 13
07/02/2005 05:37 PM
Let's go polygamous:
TraePhucBIG
BIGFillyPhuc
BIGkilljoyPhuc
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Phuc Box 14,650 10
07/02/2005 06:17 PM
Yeah I like this name.
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/02/2005 06:19 PM
Dropkick BIG...
not as a marriage name, more of something people would love to see someone do.
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daisypie 49,378 9
07/02/2005 06:27 PM
...something people would love to see someone do.
But who the hell's got a, well, BIG enough boot?
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TTJane-pour me a cab, I can't drink any more 173,958 15
07/02/2005 07:11 PM
This is a pointless game. GABbers flirt. GABbers meet. Some GABbers even Frost. But GABbers do not marry.
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/02/2005 07:13 PM
Didn't Professor Nutbutter's wife used to post?
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dropkick brody 43,090 12
07/02/2005 07:16 PM
But GABbers do not marry
Because that's the way the Lord intended it.
...
Though, TableTopDonk sounds so nice.
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/02/2005 07:20 PM
Everytime someone posts TableTopDonk...I picture Donk having Jane on a table pumping away as she digs her finger nails into his shoulders...
Okay, not really but its slow today.
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dropkick brody 43,090 12
07/02/2005 07:28 PM
Haven't we all?
...
No? Me either.
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/02/2005 07:29 PM
Well, actually I have, but...I just switched my name with Donk's and your name with <Hot Female GABber>.
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daisypie 49,378 9
07/02/2005 07:29 PM
I am now, though...
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Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
07/02/2005 07:43 PM
BIG, you have a warped mind.
And now I have a warped mental image.
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/02/2005 07:46 PM
Pfft, that's nothing. It could get worse.
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Bonky 75,733 15
07/02/2005 08:42 PM
I was going to be The Rockin' Bonky but we got an anullment. Anal mint!
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Chuckleworthy
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Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
07/02/2005 11:51 PM
I would not have minded "Declan McRobot" a bit, but Sharkboy, not to be confused with Hammerhead, got there first.
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Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
07/03/2005 12:20 AM
You are so warped, Janey.
Donkers is prolly the only man in North America for you.
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Frogpop 173,153 25
07/03/2005 12:36 AM
Table Top Robot?
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Phuc Box 14,650 10
07/03/2005 02:58 AM
I had really no intention of this thread lasting for more than an hour, but you all have managed to make imaginary marriage games a piss-filled thread. I guess the sad part is that not enough people are merging their own names with Lunchbox, thus justifying my existence. Please, for me, make this end. in. nuptials.
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Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
07/03/2005 08:30 AM
I've offered to make you Boxxx McManus, but you seem to be fixated on Puggy Boxxx.
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Side-splitting
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The Lovely Daggy 86,705 14
07/03/2005 09:00 AM
Daggy Kravitz.
What? He might lurk!
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Chuckleworthy
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Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/03/2005 01:43 PM
Phlagpop sounds like something you'd eat on Fear Factor.
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daisypie 49,378 9
07/03/2005 03:28 PM
...not enough people are merging their own names with Lunchbox...
Actually, they do have a nice ring:
LunchPie / Daisybox
What are you offering as a dowry?
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newwave 45,912 10
07/03/2005 03:33 PM
I would say newwave McManus but I don't like Declan in that way.
I only like him in the gay way.
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Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
07/03/2005 04:15 PM
I only like him in the gay way.
Interesting, I could say the same about newwave.
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Filly 39,193 20
07/03/2005 05:00 PM
I'm a little worried about the "PhucFilly" one.
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Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
07/03/2005 05:04 PM
sounds like farm porn
To which I say: NEIGH!
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Filly 39,193 20
07/03/2005 05:07 PM
Yeah....yeah, it really does. Yikes. Al? I love ya, dude, but not like that.
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daisypie 49,378 9
07/03/2005 05:09 PM
MmmmMmm... a FillyPie sounds so much more appetizing!
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Filly 39,193 20
07/03/2005 05:13 PM
Horseradish?
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Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
07/03/2005 08:33 PM
newwave is gay?
How'd I miss that?
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/03/2005 08:39 PM
Whistler, newwave is gay.
Now you know!
(Actually, he's not totally gay, just gay enough.)
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Phuc Box 14,650 10
07/03/2005 09:02 PM
QTA welcomes Newwave.
/Gay draft
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/03/2005 09:08 PM
You can't have him! What about supergrover and Princess Britt? What about all the other women who stalk him who we just don't know about? Won't somebody think of the women??
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Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
07/03/2005 09:10 PM
supergrover is a chick?
Would someone please take over my job and babysit my kids for a week or two? I'm way behind on my GABbing.
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The Lovely Daggy 86,705 14
07/03/2005 11:17 PM
Turkeycles!
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Walk the Freedom Trae - fi dolla 156,790 17
07/03/2005 11:35 PM
How about this:
Trae-noFrost-ingway-immarrying anyofyoulosers?
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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I am Straw 97,995 37
07/03/2005 11:43 PM
I'm partial to:
Straw Anyone? Anyone? Hello?
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I am Straw 97,995 37
07/03/2005 11:50 PM
Sorry about that. I've been reading this site and so I'm in the zone.
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Chuckleworthy
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Chi Chi Felipe: Refreshing 161,353 14
07/04/2005 02:13 AM
Seth Macy. Hahahaah.
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newwave 45,912 10
07/04/2005 03:30 AM
Wait, newwave is gay? I don't remember making that switch at the Pepsi Challenge. What I meant to say was, although I enjoy the nice, wet, delicious taste of a Pepsi, I also enjoy wrapping my hands around a cold, hard, aluminum can full of Coke.. no, that's not what I meant either.. um.. gay gay pop me in the pooper action! NO NO NO THAT'S ALSO NOT RIGHT ARGH
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ringworm 68,315 13
07/04/2005 04:22 AM
Trae-noFrost-ingway-immarrying anyofyoulosers?except for ringworm.
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Chuckleworthy
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Sylvester 4,465 9
07/04/2005 04:58 AM
Sylbula?
Traeworm?
Turcles?
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Max Planck 18,881 12
07/04/2005 05:18 AM
<action>creeps out of the shadows.</action>MaxPhuc or PhucPlanck?
*Creeps back into the shadows*
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Phuc Box 14,650 10
07/04/2005 05:26 AM
so newwave...you're bi? and you're not out in real life I take it either?
congrats...you're like the 3rd person I know of on GAB to come out on GAB before coming out in real life. how many more are there besides you, me, and puddyG?
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Chuckleworthy
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Ditdah, sick of counting 123,110 14
07/04/2005 09:09 AM
I haven't told one side of my family. Does that count?
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Hilarious
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/04/2005 09:44 AM
If newwave's bi (and I'm not saying he is), you can bet his family knows. This is the guy who goatse'd his grandma (I'm so incredulous that I'm happy to bring that point up whenever possible). I'm pretty sure there's not a damn thing he's ever said on GAB that his family isn't somehow aware of.
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Chuckleworthy
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newwave 45,912 10
07/04/2005 07:12 PM
Hmm... but I never said on GAB that I was bi.
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Hilarious
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/04/2005 07:18 PM
Nobody who isn't could describe the Pepsi challenge quite the way you did.
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Chuckleworthy
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TableTopHargrave 173,958 15
07/04/2005 07:49 PM
<action>can't believe nobody has done this yet</action>And this marriage would insure me personal icon.
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Chuckleworthy
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/04/2005 07:53 PM
leppae
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Chuckleworthy
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/04/2005 07:54 PM
codeslave + bonkey = codekey
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Funny
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Sylvester 4,465 9
07/05/2005 02:50 AM
TurkeyMcWrinkle
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