Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
07/04/2005 02:13 AM

I have no idea, either, love.



It sure looks like fun, however!

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
07/04/2005 02:15 AM

I don't know what they're doing either, but obviously they're head over heels.

Chi Chi Felipe: Refreshing 161,353 14
07/04/2005 02:16 AM

MAILMAN WINS THE CAPCON.

Spicy-Sweet Lamb Tagine with Saffron Couscous 33,017 9
07/04/2005 02:19 AM

It disturbs me to know that there are at least 28 other teams performing this act.

Chi Chi Felipe: Refreshing 161,353 14
07/04/2005 02:23 AM

New rules for the capcon: Regulars can only make posts as if they were one of the random posters who always ruins a capcon. I'll begin.



Ahem.



"TYhey are head over heals."

Spicy-Sweet Lamb Tagine with Saffron Couscous 33,017 9
07/04/2005 02:31 AM

John Hargrave finally goes too far when he sells ad space on his face at the special olympics.

I am Straw 97,995 37
07/04/2005 02:32 AM

Green shoe laces? Man, that's crazy.

Armored 3,923 8
07/04/2005 02:36 AM

dumb and dumbererest.

Mwahiy 5,425 9
07/04/2005 02:54 AM

Dine in, or eat on the run.

deadrabbit 13 8
07/04/2005 02:57 AM

It looks like he has someone else putting his ass into gear.

Gobbledygook 42 7
07/04/2005 03:02 AM

"Your leg scissors are no match for my stink blaster, young warrior."



But seriously, I think that's from the annual wife carrying world championship.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/04/2005 04:25 AM

neither do i, but my eyeballs aren't working rihgt now, so i'll check back in the morning.

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/04/2005 04:43 AM

<action>doing best Henny Youngmann impersonation</action>



Take my wife, PLEASE!

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
07/04/2005 05:46 AM

Here we see the USA's best bet for a medal in the track and feild events, at this summer's Asshat Olympic Games.

Phuc Box 14,650 10
07/04/2005 07:02 AM

ive seen bigger.



/obligatory

Senior Destructor: Space Pope Xavier XVI 60,724 12
07/04/2005 07:40 AM

I like how Chi's making up for the monthlong capcon by changing it every two days.



It makes me happy.

Max Planck 18,881 12
07/04/2005 08:00 AM

"Uh, doctor, I'm terribly embarrassed to ask this.... but is there anything you can do about this, erm, person, that I've got attached to my neck?"

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/04/2005 11:11 AM

l'll say the mistake was putting the marathon right next to the skydive landing pad.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/04/2005 11:12 AM

Boy that was easy.

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
07/04/2005 12:48 PM

The International Olympic Committee denied the request today for "Inverted Rim Jobbing" to be considered a summer sport.

Picharkin 48 7
07/04/2005 01:27 PM

"What'd you have for lunch... Thai?"





"nope, Stephanie."

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/04/2005 01:30 PM

Honey, I think you need to lose a few pounds.

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07/04/2005 01:45 PM

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07/04/2005 01:48 PM

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Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/04/2005 01:53 PM

The Polish 100m dash team upgrades their runners with spares.

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07/04/2005 01:59 PM

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07/04/2005 02:19 PM

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hello I have the longest public name in the zug co 37 7
07/05/2005 07:33 AM

canadians and their strange customs .........

jayleau 42 7
07/05/2005 11:01 AM

Everyone always complimented Bill on his nice ass - it's just too bad it was on his shoulders.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
07/05/2005 12:29 PM

Jerry was later disqualified for wearing an unauthorized asshat.

Ms.Wonderful 4 7
07/05/2005 01:49 PM

Leave no man BEHIND!!!

Duuuuh - Freelance Gynecologist 24,152 8
07/05/2005 02:04 PM

John Hargrave, Host of the comedy website ZUG, was attacked by rabid fans during his second attempt at running a marathon. Unwilling to stop the race, he simply continued on as one of his limber attackers professed his undying love to his buttocks.

DGrey 0 7
07/05/2005 02:34 PM

See no evil, hear no evil, but your ass sure smells like Shakespeare...

The Brown Paper Bag (Recyclable) 20 7
07/05/2005 11:07 PM

The Ambiguously Gay Duo once again captures the hearts and minds of their fans everywhere when they reveal their new costumes and unparalleled fighting *achem* techniques.

JRgain 81 7
07/06/2005 01:00 AM

Piggie back ride gone wrong

bobert5064 19 8
07/06/2005 01:48 AM

LOOK MA, NO HANDS!

Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/06/2005 02:01 AM

Looks like a case of cunnilingis going horribly awry.

captain morgan 32 8
07/06/2005 02:26 AM

Tom, with his head so far up his bosses ass, could'nt back out of the race at this point.

Mwahiy, The Numa Numa Choreographer Extrodinaire 5,425 9
07/07/2005 07:43 PM

Dammit. I thought this thread was dead...but nnnnnoooooooooooo some damn nli dude just had to go and bring it back...

Blackwing 74 8
07/08/2005 01:22 AM

Static cling.



(PS, I'm blackhawk by accident

, so this ain't theft)

Trixxiewan Kenobie 65,026 15
07/08/2005 10:35 AM

Can we have some kind of programing lock where you have to be logged in to post to a front page cap con???? Frost me up the butt if this has already been suggested and then ignored.

Everyone's Grudge 2,480 11
07/08/2005 05:41 PM

Doctor: "Good news!"



Number 29: "Yes?"



Doctor: "It's benign."

Blackwing 74 8
07/10/2005 06:59 PM

The fresh scent of GAIN. So irresistable.

bt36 0 7
07/10/2005 07:47 PM

Proof Richard Simmons was only the beginning!!

lupience-creepy worm farming hooker 26,981 11
07/11/2005 03:18 PM

"Ah- Nuts."

kryp 0 7
07/13/2005 03:33 AM

we have finally perfected kama-sutra

MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
07/15/2005 10:06 PM

Here we see the the EPA's newest answer to the methane emission problem that has been depleting the ozone for centuries.Art Hyung, spokesman for the EPA, explained at the debut;



"After careful studies of methane emissions by mammals over the years, we have found that marathon runners, with their high impact running and combined high carb intake for training, fart quite a ridiculus amount during a race. Now, fitted with this low tech catylitic converter, they can recycle the gasses and save the enviroment as well."

Pat The Great 948 9
07/17/2005 02:10 PM

I took a Shakespeare and now my ass is in excrutiating pain. Not just sore from sitting on the toilet for too long, it actually feels like my colon is hanging out of my ass.



Just thought you guys should know.

MarriageToppedJane 173,958 15
07/20/2005 03:00 AM

I hate you, Chi.

Piquantrax 8,691 9
07/20/2005 08:19 AM

Following current marketing trends the Carry A Midget A Mile Charity Walk takes a turn for the X-TREME

blingout60 0 7
07/23/2005 01:30 AM

Honey... I told you this is not a good time to be experimenting with new positions!

andre66 0 7
07/23/2005 07:34 PM

now that i've registered- "the dangers of overdosing on human growth hormones by todays athletes."