Random Phone Calls
A comedy conversation
by Sharribarri  14,124  11
07/11/2005 02:56 PM 312 views
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I Shakespeare you not, this was word for word the phone converastion that just occurred:
Me: Good Afternoon, XYZ Company.
Probation Officer: Hello, I am a Probation Officer calling to confirm employemnt of a client.
Me: I can help you with that, may I have the client's name.
P.O.: Last name A-L-L-A-H, first name Supreme.
Me: (Amid chuckles) I can guarantee you that the Supreme Allah does not work for us.
P.O.: Okay, Thank you.Bye-Bye
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Hilarious
18 votes
4.9
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Hilarious
9 votes
4.2
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Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932  12
07/11/2005 03:01 PM
You work for XYZ Company?
wow.
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.7
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Clint McSahara HotPants 19,555 11
07/11/2005 03:02 PM
McPants guesses she works for Vandelay Industries.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/11/2005 03:04 PM
<action>sits by phone waiting for random phone call...gets bored, goes to free some slaves</action>
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.6
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OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
07/11/2005 03:05 PM
I think the called the wrong number. He was probably trying to reach the 7-11
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Side-splitting
10 votes
5.0
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BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
07/11/2005 03:05 PM
I went to high school with Supreme Allah's kids- Taco Supreme Allah and Burrito Supreme Allah
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Dr. Napkin Descartes 30,762 12
07/11/2005 04:38 PM
Heh, I love you Clint.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Clint McSahara HotPants 19,555 11
07/11/2005 05:45 PM
Heh, I love you Clint.
McPants loves you too, in a very straight, non-gay, gay, way.
Oh, and McPants would like to add that he is 100 % straight.
McPants is gay, gay, gay! Gay even for a European! He makes Carson Kressley look like a bunch of drunken Steelers fans!
Damn.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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S. Kake 55,555 14
07/11/2005 05:50 PM
I'll bet that's the last time he compliments Clint.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Sharribarri 14,124 11
07/21/2005 06:04 PM
This Just In: Allah spotted at the local grocery store.
See first article -- The middle name is the kicker.
Chix, maybe you could've take a lesson from his mother in the name-game.
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0 votes
0.0
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Dr. Napkin Descartes 30,762 12
07/21/2005 06:15 PM
Hey Clint, I respect you.
HAH BEAT THAT FrostER!
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0 votes
0.0
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Sharribarri 14,124 11
07/21/2005 06:24 PM
A little irony here, Muslims aren't supposed to drink alcohol.
Way to follow through on your convictions loser.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Sharribarri 14,124 11
11/23/2005 04:57 PM
I received a call today asking for a former employee. One who died many years ago, 10-15 years ago actually.
Operator: Hello, May I speak to *Harry Potter?
Me: I am sorry, Harry is deceased.
O: Well I am so sorry to hear that and on behalf of the National Rifle Association, please accept our condolences.
M: Um thanks. He was murdered by a middle aged white male. A life-long member of the NRA. So really, how sorry are you ? Goodbye.
*May or may not be his real name.
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