Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/14/2005 12:09 PM

C) Turkey and Miracles showed up...married.

One Legged Space Chickens 286,527 61
07/14/2005 12:10 PM

2. that defective batch of condoms

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
07/14/2005 12:10 PM

3) Donk and Nutters actually "Hooked up".

One Legged Space Chickens 286,527 61
07/14/2005 12:11 PM

The "Molestation of Wildlife" charges.

daisypie 49,378 9
07/14/2005 12:14 PM

4) Lila and Phuc in the same room together: Universe explodes.

Fluorescent Sombrero, Esquire 91,274 10
07/14/2005 12:14 PM

Ollie & Fabs were in the closet. They were making a baby. And then the baby came out and it smiled at me.



</ralph>

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/14/2005 12:16 PM

iii.) Al's brain aneurysm when someone started to hand out name tags.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/14/2005 12:19 PM

Tabby and Spicey are currently at 33,000 feet traveling at 442kias.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
07/14/2005 12:21 PM

69. Nobody interacted with eachother, they just sat there with thier labtops....gabbing.



Ha ha losers.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/14/2005 12:25 PM

1111eleventytwelve) When irony kicks in and neither Trae nor Tabby sleep with anyone, but millie and Priestess do.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/14/2005 12:25 PM

What kind of losers would get together at a Zug gathering and spend the whole time gabbing?

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/14/2005 12:28 PM

Heh. I haven't looked at these in a long time. this is how much we love Bonky

Underwhere? - Boston! 101,398 77
07/14/2005 12:32 PM

Mr. Sir was supposed to be driving a mini van from Ohio. Instead, he is behind the wheel of a Volkswagon Passat.



That's right - Mr. Sir, Ditdah, Declan & I are coming to Boston in a Volkswagon!!!11!



The Ohio crew is currently 4 hours away from me. After they pick me up and cram me into the trunk, it'll only take another 6 hours to reach Boston.



End.In.Tears.

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
07/14/2005 12:36 PM

8) No short busses available for the tour

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
07/14/2005 12:38 PM

U. Trixxxie tried to use one of my fifes as a doorknob.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/14/2005 12:38 PM

That's right - Mr. Sir, Ditdah, Declan & I are coming to Boston in a Volkswagon!!!11!





Begin. With. Tears.

lupience- pipe dreamer 26,981 11
07/14/2005 12:40 PM

Whistler- are you just going to stand there while Trixxie fools around with your fife?

Is it Bostontime yet? 56,688 10
07/14/2005 12:43 PM

U. Trixxxie tried to use one of my fifes as a doorknob.



Seriously, there may be items at this event that people should guard as they will not be replaced if Trixxie absconds them and defiles them.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
07/14/2005 12:45 PM

It's a good thing that Vlad isn't going to the party, or all the womens would go home pregnant and limping.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/14/2005 12:50 PM

Why, were you going to hit Aimless' ankle with a hammer?

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
07/14/2005 12:53 PM

<action>High Fives FrogPoop</action>

Rep. Jep Rep. 007 58,758 13
07/14/2005 01:40 PM

9. Jep could not make the event.



I for one may never recover from that.

Aroungry Aroungry Aimless 54,807 10
07/14/2005 01:44 PM

666. Aimless could not make the even. Jay will never recover.

Aroungry Aroungry Aimless 54,807 10
07/14/2005 01:44 PM

Um...anyone seen my "t"?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/14/2005 02:10 PM

9i) I show up with Kake, Ollie, Fabs, Chi Chi and a random midget we met on the way. Our combined BAC looks like the National Debt, or the number of people Trae slept with on the way to Boston. Somehow I get blamed for the bombing of London, Gigli, Filly getting pregnant, the ZUG server crashing and Daggy not being able to attend.

Trae: Wicked Hahdcoah 156,790 17
07/14/2005 02:13 PM

By "random midget" do you mean your penis?

Fratberry 282,940 53
07/14/2005 02:14 PM

Um...anyone seen my "t"?



No, and come to think of it, I really haven't seen enough of your "a" either.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/14/2005 02:16 PM

I was referring to leppy.



No, I figured some Willy Wonka fan would be dressed as an Oompah Loompah. He'd fit in fine.

Duuuuh - Dyslexia Is Fnu 24,152 8
07/14/2005 02:22 PM

It's official, this thread broke the lord.

Trae: Wicked Hahdcoah 156,790 17
07/14/2005 02:23 PM

Remember when Trae's flight was delayed and she didn't get in until after 1am and the T wasnt running and Kake, Fabs, Ollie, BIG and anyone else in Boston were either passed out or sleepoing and she had to spend the night in Logan Airport?





Yeah. That was funny.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/14/2005 02:24 PM

But at least it was a step up from the bus stations she ws used to.



</going to hell

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
07/14/2005 02:28 PM

Has anybody seen my 't'?



*Walks through imitating Groucho Marx (cigar and all)*



No, but if it's as nice as your ass, many would...

Fratberry 282,940 53
07/14/2005 03:51 PM

10: Whaddya mean Kahlua and Ipecac isn't a real drink?

Phuc 237,919 21
07/14/2005 04:37 PM

47. Tabz hugged me.





It was not unpleasant.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/14/2005 04:43 PM

48. Tabs turns out to be Cindy Loo Who, the Who that warms the Grinch's heart, and ZUG 10 is saved.

S. Kake 55,555 14
07/14/2005 04:45 PM

We're trying not to fall asleep, cause we're all so tired. We have plans tonight, but Fabs volunteered to pick up both Donk and ttj, so I'm not sure if we'll even be able to make it now.

SHP can't get SHP back 181,790 70
07/14/2005 04:47 PM

We're trying not to fall asleep, cause we're all so tired. We have plans tonight,



Fall asleep. Spoon Ollie. Plans forgotten.

Fluorescent Sombrero, Esquire 91,274 10
07/14/2005 04:55 PM

Spoon Ollie.



I'm picturing a table setup.

Two spoons sitting on either side of a dinner plate.

Phuc 237,919 21
07/14/2005 04:58 PM

Don't wuss out! Go to Doyle's, bitches!!!!

Fluorescent Sombrero, Esquire 91,274 10
07/14/2005 05:20 PM

O'DOYLE RULES!

Is it Bostontime yet? 56,688 10
07/14/2005 05:24 PM

Take a nap or don't, but either way, please don't forget to pick up Trae. She is freaking out about the weather in Atlanta possibly causing her flight to be delayed and Fabs forgetting to pick her up.

Is it Bostontime yet? 56,688 10
07/14/2005 06:01 PM

Who the hell are you? House of Bugs people wouldn't make that lame a joke.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/14/2005 06:21 PM

The Raccoon yelled at the tennis ball...silly Raccoon.

Is it Bostontime yet? 56,688 10
07/14/2005 06:25 PM

That's Phla?? It's unrecognizable!!!



I'm sorry Phla. I love you.

Is it Bostontime yet? 56,688 10
07/14/2005 06:25 PM

P.S. "House of worms" is still lame.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/14/2005 06:28 PM

But better than House of Pain...but, I still Jump Around.

<action>hangs head in shame</action>

Fluorescent Sombrero, Esquire 91,274 10
07/14/2005 06:35 PM

BIG, That was terrible.



You're played out. Almost as if your name was Sega.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/14/2005 06:38 PM

But I ain't goin' out like no punk bitch.

Trixxiewan Kenobie 65,026 15
07/14/2005 06:44 PM

Frost ya'll started already sugars? I'm still in hour 3 of my 16 hour nair marathon.

Is it Bostontime yet? 56,688 10
07/14/2005 06:57 PM

I gave my husband a list of phone numbers to reach me at in case my phone craps out (since it's been flaky) and he thought it said "Best Western, Inn at Longweed." He apparently assumed I was staying in a hippy and/or stoner hotel.

Is it Bostontime yet? 56,688 10
07/14/2005 07:23 PM

Now I showed him the printout of who is attending and he asked "Big Irish Guy is a girl?" I really wanted to say yes.

Priestess is going to ask for sweet tea in Boston 58,884 29
07/14/2005 07:31 PM

13)Priestess looses her V-Card.

































To Al.



























Dun DUN DUN!!!!!!

Fluorescent Sombrero, Esquire 91,274 10
07/14/2005 07:37 PM

To Al.



something something small asian penis something something wont penetrate anyway something

Chi Chi Felipe: World Patrol Kid 161,353 14
07/14/2005 09:01 PM

Hilarity doesn't ensue. End. In. Dry eyes. Put Away Your Tits. The world's only OTHER comedy site.

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/14/2005 09:09 PM

53162. Sylvester not in Boston. Instead on job search in Las Vegas in 118 degree heat.



I had three temp jobs since I quit that lousy survey on a shingle job.

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/14/2005 09:12 PM

666. GAB goes down no fewer than 27 times during GABfest.

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
07/15/2005 01:16 AM

Ollie decided that he likes older men.

Trae: Wicked Hahdcoah 156,790 17
07/15/2005 01:18 AM

A lady on my plane had a heart attack when we landed.



THAT was funny

La Filly Délicieux 39,193 20
07/15/2005 01:34 AM

<action>stares in open wonder</action>Jesus Christ Tabby has huge boobs.

Mwahiy, The Numa Numa Choreographer Extrodinaire 5,425 9
07/15/2005 02:02 AM

Show us yours and we can compare?

Trae: Wicked Hahdcoah 156,790 17
07/15/2005 02:07 AM

Jesus Christ Tabby has huge boobs.





At least her bits match...

La Filly Délicieux 39,193 20
07/15/2005 02:14 AM

Pardon?

Trae: Wicked Hahdcoah 156,790 17
07/15/2005 02:26 AM

SHE HAS A FLAPPY COOCH!/B>



/english

Dr. Napkin Descartes 30,762 12
07/15/2005 02:57 AM

Who is that tall chick?

La Filly Délicieux 39,193 20
07/15/2005 03:04 AM

I'm thinking Lamburger.

I am Straw 97,995 37
07/15/2005 03:20 AM

Too much data...can't compute....overloading....



Okay, that is one seriously tall chick. Al's expression is phucing hilarious. I think Millie's boobs might be bigger than Tabbie's. Ollie and Nutbutter are the next hot couple.

lupience- pipe dreamer 26,981 11
07/15/2005 03:24 AM

None of this has happened yet.

Neep: wants to lick Chris Garrett's knees. 35,066 15
07/15/2005 03:25 AM

In the Old Navy top... is that Lila?

Neep: wants to lick Chris Garrett's knees. 35,066 15
07/15/2005 03:29 AM

Or maybe not...

I am Straw 97,995 37
07/15/2005 03:31 AM

Yes - especially amusing when you check out her shirt in the GAB photo album. I guess she likes to stick with what she likes.



More observations:



Steak fries!

Is that Al's little girl? Awwwwwwww

Who's the dude on the right?

Neep: wants to lick Chris Garrett's knees. 35,066 15
07/15/2005 03:33 AM

I'm not sure.



*cries*

lupience- pipe dreamer 26,981 11
07/15/2005 03:34 AM

Who's Ketchup is that?

Neep: wants to lick Chris Garrett's knees. 35,066 15
07/15/2005 03:37 AM

I want to be there Dammit!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/15/2005 09:54 AM

Ollie decided that he likes older men.



I knew I would regret some pictures from this weekend, I just didn't think it would be this soon.



The dude on the right in Lila's chaperon.



I was told Tabby has nice breasts, but being an older married man I didn't notice.

Chi Chi Felipe: World Patrol Kid 161,353 14
07/15/2005 10:00 AM

What the? I missed the Zug party? Frost.

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
07/15/2005 11:16 AM

Realize that the number of attractive people who attend a Zug party couldn't fit a phone booth.

Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
07/15/2005 11:19 AM

Other than the factt that you local Frost-ing Frosters forgot to mention the fact that the dammed Frostin' Mass Pike is under construction from Framingham to downtown, nothing is wrong. At all.

turtle10 42,578 26
07/15/2005 11:29 AM

oh and hey Declan, just so you know, there is a little construction project going on in the city too. DOn't listen to what people say, it makes getting around Boston a breeze.

Trae: Wicked Hahdcoah 156,790 17
07/15/2005 11:32 AM

Declan I'm SO washing your mouth out with soap when you get here.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/15/2005 11:34 AM

The entire state is under construction at all times. Didn't you see the sign at the border?

Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
07/15/2005 11:35 AM

Gotta grab me first, pretty lady!

Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
07/15/2005 11:40 AM

Lila is worthy of it, Candie...not as much.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/15/2005 11:40 AM

Holy Shakespeare, it's DD. I thought you and Kake were the same person.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/15/2005 11:47 AM

Well, see, I really thought you and Kake were the same. And kake has been one of the funniest bastards on Gab lately. So I really started liking him, and since I thought you were him, I've started liking you because, since i thought you were he, I couldn't help myself.



So, even though now I know you're not him, due to my own confusion I've come to think you're ok.



You'll probably Frost it up, so enjoy it while it lasts. Being liked by me is a great honor.

TEDphat 6,408 9
07/15/2005 11:48 AM

Judging by his shirt, kake apparently just got off his job as a candy-striper at the local Homo Hospital.

TEDphat 6,408 9
07/15/2005 11:49 AM

I mean I'm just saying, that shirt looks like it belongs in Millie's kitchen or something.

Phuc 237,919 21
07/15/2005 01:21 PM

Most attendees thus far are much more attractive than their photos.



Jim (NuttB) is the notable exception.

Dr. Napkin Descartes 30,762 12
07/15/2005 04:47 PM

Who is this between Phuc and Spicey?

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/15/2005 04:48 PM

WHO IS THAT?



Dude? Dude.





Dude.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
07/15/2005 04:57 PM

Ollie. You fail detective course 101.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/15/2005 05:06 PM

Napkin, you lose at GAB.

Senior Destructor: Exploded in pretty colors 60,724 12
07/15/2005 05:13 PM

HOLY Shakespeare! IS THAT A SMILE??!?!!?!!!??randomnumber

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
07/15/2005 05:15 PM

Wow, she looks like she's in pain. She probably is though, since she hasn't used those muscles since 1983.

Fluorescent Sombrero, Just jealous... 91,274 10
07/15/2005 05:22 PM

Uh. Nobody's answered the question yet.



Who's that dude with the bad facial hair?

(not the round white midsection..)

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/15/2005 06:03 PM

Seriously?

Dr. Napkin Descartes 30,762 12
07/15/2005 06:13 PM

Haha Ollie, I was just kidding, of course I know who that is. But you'll have to tell Sombrero because he's a little slow.

Fluorescent Sombrero, Just jealous... 91,274 10
07/15/2005 06:33 PM

... Yeah. I still have no idea.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/15/2005 07:13 PM

It's the legendary Jim Petry.

Fluorescent Sombrero, Just jealous... 91,274 10
07/15/2005 07:15 PM

Well thats cool.



I STILL have no idea who that is, But if it puts a name to the face, then sure. Okay.

TEDphat 6,408 9
07/15/2005 09:10 PM

I think it's OneEyedTrouserTrout.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
07/15/2005 09:17 PM

HOLY poo-poo! IS THAT A SMILE??!?!!?!!!??randomnumber





That looks like the inside of a boom box. Two pairs of C's.

I am Straw 97,995 37
07/15/2005 09:18 PM

Isn't it disappointing enough that we can't be there? Now you have to toy with us as well?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/16/2005 03:05 AM

That looks like the inside of a boom box. Two pairs of C's.



Well played, Sir.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/16/2005 03:59 AM

92473856847526: Someone gets embarrassingly drunk during his first night in Boston, taking his shirt off in a bar, vomiting outside someone's house, passing out on the street.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/16/2005 04:01 AM

Pictures to come tomorrow. If I like you enough.

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/16/2005 04:27 AM

Someone stops to scratch their head, takes their cap off, and someone puts a dime in it.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 04:38 AM

As a long time lurker, I must say, I miss you guys this weekend.



I'll be the guy in the bushes by the hotel in the blue and white poncho. Not to be confused with a yankees fan.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
07/16/2005 11:30 AM

Millie looks mighty foxxy in that picture. More so than any in the album.

Dianada 57,835 108
07/16/2005 01:37 PM

I'm standing here doing my Frost-ing laundry because the concierge didn't know that you have to pay at the machine and that the machine is broken so i wasted an hour figuring that out on my own. now i'm hoping to finish my shirt and the bf's boxers before one, washing clothes like my people did ....30 years ago and the HAIR DRYER ISN'T WORKING FAST ENOUGH

Dianada 57,835 108
07/16/2005 01:45 PM

i'm doing laundry because the airline lost one of our bags.



shirt still not dry, looks like a wet tshirt contest today!

Bonky 75,733 15
07/16/2005 03:49 PM

# 73. Bonky is not there.

Phuc 237,919 21
07/16/2005 04:41 PM

Holy Shakespeare.



All I can say after last night is that those of you who did not come to ZUG10 should just kill yourselves.



Now.

herboverstreet_com 0 7
07/16/2005 04:54 PM

Hi. Am new here. Any house rules? I'm http://herboverstreet.com Is it ok if I type in my erl like that?

Senior Destructor: Bitter and Alone 60,724 12
07/16/2005 04:58 PM

Rule #1: Go away.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
07/16/2005 05:01 PM

erl? I call shenanigans.



But Herb, go Frost yourself.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
07/16/2005 05:06 PM

Rule [random number]: lurk please.

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
07/16/2005 05:57 PM

On the bus tour today I learned that there has been a secret GAB couple - one that has been together (on and off) since before they were both GABbing and never revealed (until today) that they were together.



I also learned that Trae's tits look even better in person, and that Roofie has purty toes.



Obviously, I didn't learn much about Boston.

Senior Destructor: Bitter and Alone 60,724 12
07/16/2005 05:59 PM

It's BIG and Trae, isn't it?

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
07/16/2005 06:06 PM

Chris and Ollie?

Bonky 75,733 15
07/16/2005 07:04 PM

Sifl is going to be pissed!

Bonky 75,733 15
07/16/2005 07:05 PM

It's Pooky and Miyu, isn't it?

I am Straw 97,995 37
07/16/2005 11:43 PM

Whistler! Please tell me you wouldn't dangle a tidbit in front of us like that and not spill. Aren't those of us not there already tortured enough? We not only miss ZUG10, but also miss a GAB wedding!



We should at least get some juicy gossip!

I am Straw 97,995 37
07/16/2005 11:58 PM

Anything is interesting when you are bored enough.

Alpha Maelstrom (click name for disclaimer) 5,097 15
07/17/2005 12:39 AM

That sort of mentality is what inspired moon. STOP IT NOW.

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
07/17/2005 12:41 AM

It was Millie and Daisypie. And this wasn't a Boston or even a GAB hookup.



Not that there hasn't been a Boston hookup.



Word has it that Spicy will be leaving something here in Boston...

Hammerhead 59,399 14
07/17/2005 12:44 AM

Sorry, Jim. He lost that back at GABHouston. Thanks for stealing my joke.



Ass.

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
07/17/2005 12:46 AM

Well jeez. Thanks for telling me.





Dick.

I am Straw 97,995 37
07/17/2005 12:47 AM

See? I knew it would be interesting.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
07/17/2005 12:52 AM

I know, you missed the thread back in September.

lupience- pipe dreamer 26,981 11
07/17/2005 01:42 PM

Whistler- Will your fife be upset that you have intimate knowledge of trae's tits and roofies toes?



I know a lot of fifes would have issues with that.

MiLLie 116,988 28
07/17/2005 09:25 PM

So far, none of the links match the posts.



And if people are referring to me not smiling, maybe I only smile when I have a reason to.

MiLLie 116,988 28
07/17/2005 09:27 PM

1111eleventytwelve) When irony kicks in and neither Trae nor Tabby sleep with anyone, but millie and Priestess do.



Irony is great.

Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/17/2005 09:36 PM

9999: Trixxie went gay bar hopping and never came back.

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
07/17/2005 11:25 PM

Oliver's plane was going to be delayed so that he would miss his connection in Chicago. They put him on a different plane to Cleveland where he now gets to spend the night as the next flight out to Seattle is at noon tomorrow.



His hotel information maybe posted later tonight so people can call him if he gets bored.

MiLLie 116,988 28
07/17/2005 11:28 PM

Tell him I'm sorry I couldn't have sex with him.



Daisypie wouldn't sleep elsewhere.