Sylvester 4,465 9
07/16/2005 02:25 AM

6. GAB won't go down every ten seconds.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 02:32 AM

Gives us n00bs a chance to slink right in.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 02:33 AM

7.

newwave 45,912 10
07/16/2005 02:35 AM

Are you a girl? If so, SUYT!

McRib, just out of curiosity 13,155 9
07/16/2005 02:36 AM

If not, go find some and post them.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 02:37 AM

I will if you want, but no, I'm a guy.

turtle10 42,578 26
07/16/2005 02:37 AM

Drunk posts from people that keft teh bar a little wile go to go home. HAHAHA Frosters

I am Straw 97,995 37
07/16/2005 02:37 AM

Wow, are you Jaime Raye Newman?



That is the only person I know of that spells Jaime that way.



(psst, if it is her, she appears to have some nice ones)

I am Straw 97,995 37
07/16/2005 02:39 AM

damn dialup.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 02:40 AM

You got it:



some tits

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 02:42 AM

That was for McRib.



Sorry Straw, no, but I'm sure I'm much less interesting than that person, if that does anything for you.

newwave 45,912 10
07/16/2005 02:43 AM

Ugh. How about next time, tits that aren't attached to someone with a melting face?

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 02:44 AM

She had a face?

I am Straw 97,995 37
07/16/2005 02:46 AM

I think she's upset because her back hurts from trying to hold those things up.

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/16/2005 02:46 AM

8. More time given to write new book called "A Little Book Of Christmas Dementia".



(So far I have 155 ways listed.)

McRib, just out of curiosity 13,155 9
07/16/2005 02:47 AM

Meh, I've seen better tits on my mom.





























Not that I would know anything about that.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 02:47 AM

She's probably also upset because I got her from a free porn site. I'm sure I'd be bitter, too.

Karen Walker 86,705 14
07/16/2005 02:48 AM

<action>smashes her way into thread and proceeds to bash up a few nubes.....</action>



DON'T GO GETTING ALL SASSY 'COS THEM OTHERS IS NOT HERE!!!!11

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 02:49 AM

Me too, but it's tricky from the bushes.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 02:50 AM

Hi Daggy, are you new?

Karen Walker 86,705 14
07/16/2005 02:51 AM

No, I've been here f......



HEY, WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 02:52 AM

Score.

McRib, just out of curiosity 13,155 9
07/16/2005 02:52 AM

Just whose bushes are we talking about and how deep in them are you?





Ah, crap, I'm starting to have very disturbing thoughts here.

I am Straw 97,995 37
07/16/2005 02:53 AM

He must be in there with lupience. The mind boggles.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 02:54 AM

McRib, only a fellow stalker asks the easy questions.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/16/2005 02:54 AM

XVII: A chance to break the addiction of workweek GABbing, and since none of the funny people are here to be funny around, there is no point to come back to see whats new every few-- Wait a second.. Dammit!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/16/2005 02:55 AM

Don't worry daggy, I'm on your side..

<action> pulls out a lead pipe </action>

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 02:56 AM

No, I'm avoiding the herbal abortions these days.



Also, I'm not crazy, nor old.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 02:57 AM

Easy Sombrero, I I'm just here to say hi.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 02:57 AM

I guess I stuttered.

Karen Walker 86,705 14
07/16/2005 02:59 AM

His name is hat. But you can't call him that until you've been accepted. Try again in a couple of years.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 03:00 AM

You got it, "Karen".

Karen Walker 86,705 14
07/16/2005 03:01 AM

Can somebody tell her not to address me directly?!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/16/2005 03:02 AM

<action> pulls out a glass pipe, packs a bowl, smokes it humbly; as if thinking </action>



Guh.

Me wary of this one.





Booga Booga!

McRib, just out of curiosity 13,155 9
07/16/2005 03:03 AM

Don't worry, Jaime, she has those tampons hanging from her hat for a reason.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 03:04 AM

I'm a he. And I apologize, Your Grace (or whatever you call your uppity people on the other side).



I'll pack a bowl, too, Hat (sorry). By way of apology to her Australian Highness.

I am Straw 97,995 37
07/16/2005 03:05 AM

<action>stares somewhere above Daggy's left shoulder.</action>Beggin pardon, ma'am, but Jaime is a he.

Karen Walker 86,705 14
07/16/2005 03:06 AM

Well if you're a he, stop spelling your name in the gay way.



Unless there's something you're not telling us?

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 03:07 AM

McRib, since I'm a n00b, no comment. I'm happy that she graced me with her presence.

Karen Walker 86,705 14
07/16/2005 03:09 AM

<action>stops 'gracing' people with her 'presence'</action>

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 03:09 AM

Don't know what to tell you about the name. It's less gay on this half of the world. Or not.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/16/2005 03:11 AM

Oooh.. Another stupid stoner.



I think it's time I settled down and adopted myself a n00b. We can break the news via bump to the rest of the internet geeks reg's upon their arrival.





Now.

Rule # 1, Do whatever you want, But don't be stupid about it.

#2. When I give you Shakespeare about life on Zug, You listen and you listen well.

#3. I have no problem beating you with a sack full of oranges if you gone done wrong, boy!





That is all for now, Young padawan.

I am Straw 97,995 37
07/16/2005 03:12 AM

Pretty Jaime.



Sylvester should like this one.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 03:13 AM

I would like to note that I'm drunk. And I'm continuing to drink, while posting. Surely this counts for something, Daggy?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/16/2005 03:15 AM

We can share him, Karen.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 03:15 AM

Hat, thank you for your endorsement. I shall do my best.

newwave 45,912 10
07/16/2005 03:16 AM

It counts for "not a very good idea" unless you are Daggy. No one else can really pull it off without looking like a dickweed.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/16/2005 03:18 AM

I like to think he's talking about my occasional drunk ass.

<action> beams with pride</action>

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 03:21 AM

At least I'm still typing well and being coherent.



I'm sure I'll also start with the funny at some point.



</wishful>

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/16/2005 03:22 AM

So, n00b.

Please fill out this short application in the least annoying, and most humorous, way possible.



A. Have you lurked?

3. How long?

666. Oh yeah? Then tell me, What is really so funny about "Tina Fey"?

H. Can you use the shift/punctuation key(s)?

43. What do you get when you mix tubgirl and goatse?



Thank you, and good luck.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 03:27 AM

A. Yes.

3. A while, look at my profile.

666. Check bondcliff.net

H. probably not

43. A reason to forsake the intreweb and go back to stone tablets.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/16/2005 03:28 AM

Welcome aboard.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 03:29 AM

Glad I could make it.

Dr. Napkin Descartes 30,762 12
07/16/2005 03:42 AM

Hiya Jaime.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 03:44 AM

Hey Napkin.



Kudos on the GABtionary.

Dr. Napkin Descartes 30,762 12
07/16/2005 03:44 AM

Thanks Jaime. Mind if I talk to you on AIM? Or YIM. Doesn't matter much to me.

Karen Walker 86,705 14
07/16/2005 03:45 AM

Noooooooooooooo!!!! Don't feed it after midnight!!

Karen Walker 86,705 14
07/16/2005 03:48 AM

And kudos isn't a real word! So stop making up words.... you word maker upper!

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 03:50 AM

Napkin, sorry, only MSN.



E-mail?

Dr. Napkin Descartes 30,762 12
07/16/2005 03:51 AM

Damn, I hate MSN, hold on, let me load. I'm thehappynapkin on MSN.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 03:51 AM

Come on, even I'm entitled to make up some words, right? You down under people do it all the time.

supergrover 4,517 9
07/16/2005 03:53 AM

Newwave has spoken of me! Oh holy day! I shall proclaim this day a holiday, and from this year forth every Supergrover on Gab shall rejoice and drink mead on this day, as well as smoking some marijuana.



Oh and there will also be orgies.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 03:57 AM

Napkin, it's not finding you.

Dr. Napkin Descartes 30,762 12
07/16/2005 04:07 AM

Take that back mother-Froster.

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/16/2005 04:26 AM

I consider Yahoo to be the worst virus to hit the net.



I'd rather click Tubgirl than Yahoo. And she's more attractive to the eyes.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 04:29 AM

You're mistaken. It's definitely better than MSN.

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/16/2005 04:41 AM

Three years being both a stockholder in Yaspamalot as well as being a member tell me different.



I haven't stepped foot in there since a year after the EGroups merger took place without a vote from the stockholders.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 04:42 AM

Right. Good luck with that.

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/16/2005 04:47 AM

Remember, I had serious problems with them on both ends of the spectrum, and being ignored every time a problem came up was a MINOR one compared to the dictatorship running things.



August 15th, 2002 was officially my last day on Yahoo, and I will NOT go back, even to click a link to them. If I give a click with a Yahoo address to a troll, it's my subtle way of telling them to go to hell.



This is also coming from the author and creator of The Yahell Hymnal.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 04:51 AM

I agree Yahoo! is Shakespeare, but their IM service isn't quite the worst.

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/16/2005 04:59 AM

It's gotten to the point where I'll only be happy if Yahoo is out of business.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 05:09 AM

Then you should write to AOL and MSN and what ever that odigo thing is and tell them how they could do better.



I agree that that yahoo is a horrible company (I'm an IS guy, and they regularly cause problems), but right now they are, at least, reliable, in the that they're used.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 05:10 AM

</IS jacked>

newwave 45,912 10
07/16/2005 05:11 AM

Just in case you didn't know, supergrover, you got my 2000th clickie.

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/16/2005 05:19 AM

I prefer MyWay.com for the home pages. The guys that run the site were sick of Yahoo's antics and created a site that comes closer to what I like in a home page. I was one of the charter members of the site, and that was pretty much the beginning of the end of my participation in Yahoo.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 05:19 AM

Supergrover, congratulations.

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/16/2005 05:21 AM

The way I'm going, it won't be a week before I give out clickie #5000.



I'll be surprised if I see clickie #1000 come my way before I give out #5000.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 05:24 AM

So will I.



Just kidding man, I've been enjoying you SA antics for a while.

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/16/2005 05:27 AM

I won't mention who got the clickies for 1000, 2000, 3000, and 4000. Would it be a surprise to say that they were all given to redheads?

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/16/2005 05:29 AM

I've been enjoying you SA antics for a while.



And those were just the tip of the iceburg.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 05:33 AM

I'm a guy and my hair's not red, so maybe we should all just calm down...

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/16/2005 05:34 AM

If you have an unwanted fruitcake, give it to a Salvation Army bellringer. He can always use it as a weight for the kettle stand on windy days.

Jaime 1,000 10
07/16/2005 05:37 AM

I'm not sure what that means, but...



You're the fruitcake buddy!



Yeah, that's it.

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/16/2005 05:40 AM

Actually that one could be included among my TSA war stories. One day the winds got to over 50MPH and I was asking people if they had any fruitcakes so I can weigh down the kettle stand.

newwave 45,912 10
07/16/2005 05:46 AM

I've got 240 lbs of pennies you can use to weigh it down next time.

Corky McTampon 86,705 14
07/16/2005 05:58 AM

DING DING DING!!!







Unfunniest thread EVAR!

A week with Chickens is like a week without... 286,527 61
07/16/2005 06:24 AM

Yeah, but I am just amazed that a noob actually lurked long enough to hand out 4000 clickies.



Kudos, kid.



Little boy parts, or little girl parts? Jamie is a name like Pat. and not seeing anything in your profile to tell otherwise.

A week with Chickens is like a week without... 286,527 61
07/16/2005 06:30 AM

Oh wait, a red headed guy. Meh. Keep your manboobs to yourself.





Welcome anyway. Be funny.

Corky McTampon 86,705 14
07/16/2005 06:33 AM

Chickens, If fropgog is still asleep, I dare you to draw glasses and a moustache on his face in indelible ink!

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
07/16/2005 09:50 AM

Is it pronounced hi-may? Or Jay-me?

supergrover 4,517 9
07/16/2005 11:07 AM

Newwave, I want you to know that I cry tears of joy whenever you speak to me. You will have to dole your words to me carefully, or I will die of dehydration.



Also, I cry pirate tears. Argghh.

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/16/2005 02:30 PM

I've got 240 lbs of pennies you can use to weigh it down next time.



You can give it to the bellringer at O'Shae's on the Strip. (In case you don't know where it is on the Strip, it's between the Flamingo and Harrah's.) It's that I want to see the Korean Corps try to pick up that kettle for a change.

Bonky 75,733 15
07/16/2005 03:53 PM

#74. Bonky is not there.

Bride of Frankenfurter 171,275 14
10/29/2007 09:44 PM

I saw Jaime lurking and found this lil' gem. Jaime should post more.

Midgets 96,092 48
02/22/2010 11:48 PM

Bump because I see Jamie over there, right next to the old guy who bitches about orb hoarders.

Millie 116,988 28
02/23/2010 08:51 AM

I miss NewWave!

Sorry, Jaime, I don't remember you, but you seem nice.