The Kittunator™ 44,835 9
07/16/2005 10:57 PM

Dude, Friends ended, like, last year or something.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
07/16/2005 11:02 PM

Congrats guys - I'm sure you'll both be very happy.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
07/16/2005 11:03 PM

If only her daughter was there to applaud.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
07/16/2005 11:05 PM

So did they pass around the bride?

I am Straw 97,995 37
07/16/2005 11:09 PM

Congratulations!



This better not be some "Chickens is dead because Chris's fat daughter sat on him" sort of thing.

Corky McTampon 86,705 14
07/16/2005 11:13 PM

I don't know who Jennifer and Ross are, but Happy Birthday (sp?) Janie and Donk!



Lots of love from Daggy.

PuggyD 48,304 12
07/16/2005 11:13 PM

Fat daughter!

Rep. Jep Rep. 007 58,758 13
07/16/2005 11:52 PM

Congratulations!!! So that was the big announcement, eh? AWESOME!



Best Wishes to the both of you!

Hammerhead 59,399 14
07/17/2005 12:08 AM

No, that wasn't the big announcement. I'm sure John swore everyone to drunken secrecy until Monday. Or something like that.

McRib, just out of curiosity 13,155 9
07/17/2005 12:20 AM

If we all wait until Monday just to find out that John's big announcement starts with, "I just saved a bunch of moeny on my car insurance", I'm gonna be pissed.

Errol, not a stupid owl from Harry Potter. 10,584 9
07/17/2005 01:35 AM

Jennifer -

I've not known you long, but you've been a pleasure to talk to, I couldn't be happier for you.

Ross -

I don't really know you at all, but I'm still willing to feign happiness.





Congrats, you two!

Fratberry 282,940 53
07/17/2005 01:42 AM

Congrats y'all. I hope you enjoy many years of rocking out.

Fratberry 282,940 53
07/17/2005 01:42 AM

Oh, one other thing. Now that you're married, can you please delete all the pictures of my Coleridge









































































Donkey?

McRib, just out of curiosity 13,155 9
07/17/2005 01:50 AM

End. In. Tears.

BobJohnson, Tiger Trainer Extraordinaire 178,045 22
07/17/2005 02:17 AM

Even though I get physically sick from the mere thought of two human beings being happy, I'm going to wish you congratulations anyway:



Congratulations.

newwave 45,912 10
07/17/2005 05:28 AM

Congratulations!



CONFIDENTIAL TO JENNIFER: Does this mean I can't flirt any more with Donk?

supergrover 4,517 9
07/17/2005 07:32 AM

<action> still in Newwaves attic </action>



Flirting with Donk hey? What, I'm not good enough anymore? Maybe I should wear a strap on and Frost you up the butt. Or maybe you could do it to me .... please?

Therlin 12,200 13
07/17/2005 09:58 AM

Most uncomfortable wedding night ever.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/17/2005 10:08 AM

May your first child be a masculine child!

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
07/17/2005 10:13 AM

"May your first child be a masculine child!"



I did'nt even know they liked fish?

Piemaster - Now with STFU action! 12,538 15
07/17/2005 01:38 PM

Ross is off the market?!



{Turns in his QTA membership and calls Filly...}

lupience- Big fish net- chick 26,981 11
07/17/2005 02:10 PM

Happy, Happy, Happy-

Wedding Day to you!



I hope that you're this happy-

When you're 92.



Even more important-

I hope that you will be-



As happy every day,

As you are presently.



( MEAN that!)

...26 years& still giddy.

...It might be the herbs he gives me...

daisypie 49,378 9
07/17/2005 02:26 PM

Congratulations, Ross! You know, I thought Jane might be a real dog since all of the photos she posts here are fuzzy and out of focus, but in person she is very attractive! You are one lucky Donkey!



...Oh, and congratulations to Jennifer, too. Too bad you had to settle Donkey's a great guy.

lupience- Big fish net- chick 26,981 11
07/17/2005 02:32 PM

Um- Who ARE Jennifer and Ross?

Adrian von Buttcrack 13,341 13
07/17/2005 02:43 PM

Asuming this is not another one of those "chicken is dead" kind of deals....Congratulations and all the best wishes from Sweden! Speaking of Sweden...You guys should come here for your honeymoon. A boat ride in the archiepelago and all the herring you can eat are on me!!!11

newwave 45,912 10
07/17/2005 04:12 PM

Dear, dear supergrover... you won't even show me your tits, even after I got the famous SUYT plate. And now it's strap-on ass Frost-ing? It seems we've skipped a few vital steps here...

Phuc 237,919 21
07/17/2005 05:52 PM

Pending approval from jennifer and ross, I will post redacted scans of the official paperwork to prove that it's all real.

Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/17/2005 05:54 PM

I have no problem with the scans being posted.

Underwhere? - Boston! 101,398 77
07/17/2005 05:56 PM

Congrats Donk & TTJ. I'm happy to have met you both, and I'm sorry about the turkey the other night.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
07/17/2005 07:41 PM

AWESOME!



Though I am sure it says somewhere in the ZUG handbook that GABbers were not meant to marry. And if such a union occured, terrible things would happen.



May all your days be filled with love and not terrible things.

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
07/17/2005 10:05 PM

{Turns in his QTA membership and calls Filly...}



Okay, Piemaster? If you had been paying attention to the webcast there is something you would have learned about Filly? Let's just say I hope you haven't turned the card in yet.







P.S. - Confidential to Puggy: WRONG!

Senior Destructor: Bitter and Alone 60,724 12
07/17/2005 10:06 PM

<action>perks up, eyebrows raised</action>





Wha?

Senior Destructor: Bitter and Alone 60,724 12
07/17/2005 10:08 PM

Oh.



And yay for Mr. and Mrs. TableTop.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/17/2005 10:14 PM

This is nuts. You guys are just words on my lightbox meant to entertain me and only me. I was pretty sure my mind had just made you up for my amusement, and now you just go and fall in love behind my back. It's wrong, I tell you.



Can I call you guys The Rockin' Janey and TableTopDonk now?



Seriously congrat- no, I'm being serious here. You shut up. -lations. You can live in the shoebox under my bed if you want. Just keep it down at night.

MiLLie 116,988 28
07/17/2005 10:19 PM

SD is now bitter? What happened to the pretty colors?

Senior Destructor: Bitter and Alone 60,724 12
07/17/2005 10:21 PM

They're covered by the blackness of my heart.



</emo>



Nah...I just haven't changed it from being jealous of you attendees yesterday.



Bastards.

MarriageToppedJane 173,958 15
07/18/2005 01:36 AM

After the wedding, we went back to our hotel room for the hot wedding night sex.

And it would have been perfect, except SOMEBODY thought it would be a good idea to call someone in their hotel room on their wedding night!

YOu made up for it with this thread, though. Thanks hammerhead.

Mr. Briham, Now Sweetened With Splenda©! 38,843 10
07/18/2005 11:46 AM

<action>Thinks "Congratulations TTJ and Donkey"<action>

Now my plan to create an ultimate Gabber through selective breeding has begun! HAHAHAHA-oh Shakespeare, I thought part I was supposed to say and said the part I was supposed to think.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
07/19/2005 10:40 PM

I called when I thought everyone would still be at the party. If I caught you mid-coitus, I apologize.



At least I got the right room. I had to spell Donk's last name six times for the damn desk clerk.