PrincessBritt 4,730 9
07/18/2005 05:06 PM

John Hargrave

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
07/18/2005 05:06 PM

Theo Huxtable

Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
07/18/2005 05:07 PM

Yourmommy Doesntloveyou

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
07/18/2005 05:07 PM

Coat Hanger

Coal Baby

turtle10 - the forgotten gabber 42,578 26
07/18/2005 05:07 PM

Limon Partaa. (add accents where ever)



Harry Tubgerl

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
07/18/2005 05:08 PM

Wayne Gretzky

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
07/18/2005 05:08 PM

DIRK NIGGLER!



Cause you know his penis is going to be bigger than your on arrival.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
07/18/2005 05:08 PM

Blacky Marshmonkey.









What?

Bonky 75,733 15
07/18/2005 05:09 PM

Andra.



Everybody loves kids named Andra.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
07/18/2005 05:09 PM

YOURS!!! DAMMIT YOU STUPID ILLITERATE BITCH!

Negligent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/18/2005 05:09 PM

Howard Cornelius III

turtle10 - the forgotten gabber 42,578 26
07/18/2005 05:10 PM

Ogden Nash. No the real name Ogden Nash, not Ogden Nash.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/18/2005 05:10 PM

Future Felon



or



Token Athlete

Agiel 559 9
07/18/2005 05:11 PM

Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
07/18/2005 05:11 PM

Koby Bryant

or

Chris Garrettttt

Fratberry 282,940 53
07/18/2005 05:14 PM

Tre Monquie



</awful>

Negligent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/18/2005 05:14 PM

Dequan

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
07/18/2005 05:14 PM

I like Sam. And green eggs and ham.

Fratberry 282,940 53
07/18/2005 05:15 PM

Wehadababe E. Itsaboy

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
07/18/2005 05:15 PM

STEVE!

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
07/18/2005 05:17 PM

Damnit Chance! I was counting on you to say "ROY!"

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
07/18/2005 05:18 PM

ROY!

Negligent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/18/2005 05:19 PM

Xhan Vi Ding

Negligent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/18/2005 05:19 PM

Derka Derka

Fratberry 282,940 53
07/18/2005 05:19 PM

Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacque Wamutombo



Call him Ted for short.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
07/18/2005 05:19 PM

chickens, jsut keep it simple and name him #42.

Release the One Legged Space Chickens 286,527 61
07/18/2005 05:20 PM

Cause you know his penis is going to be bigger than your on arrival.



Not for long.

*breaks out the tinsnips*

Janice 181,790 70
07/18/2005 05:21 PM

Steve. Or Janice.

Negligent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/18/2005 05:24 PM

Shame on you, Rieka, you cold bitch.

What would #42 think if Chickens just went and gave away his name?



Jesus.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/18/2005 05:24 PM

Chikker



or



Niggens



or



The Stately Thomas W. Mayfield

Janice 181,790 70
07/18/2005 05:25 PM

Frost YOU CHANCE. You weren't there. YOU DON'T KNOW STEVE.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
07/18/2005 05:27 PM

Steve is a very common name...it was merely a suggestion! Why.... is there some kind of inside joke pertaining to Steve? Would Steve be upset if he knew I used his name? Tell Steve that Janice said hi!

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/18/2005 05:28 PM

Theodore Douglass

Release the One Legged Space Chickens 286,527 61
07/18/2005 05:29 PM

I actually really like the Theo idea. I'll skip the huxtable bit though

lupience 26,981 11
07/18/2005 05:39 PM

Name him Doctor. He'll have a head start at a successful career.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/18/2005 05:42 PM

"Getmeabeer"



"Didyaraketheyardyet?"

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/18/2005 05:45 PM

Go with mine and call him Theo. it's for Teddy Roosevelt and Frederick Douglass.

turtle10 - the forgotten gabber 42,578 26
07/18/2005 05:48 PM

Governor

Release the One Legged Space Chickens 286,527 61
07/18/2005 05:53 PM

Hen nixed Theo.

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
07/18/2005 05:56 PM

How about Gonorrhea? It's kind of catchy.

Negligent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/18/2005 05:58 PM

Hen sucks.



You might as well opt for JepRep to turn little Theo into a fishing lure.

turtle10 - the forgotten gabber 42,578 26
07/18/2005 05:59 PM

A friend of my wife works in a dr's office and said this one couple had 2 kids, one name Chlamidia, and the other was Dickhead (pronounce DEE kard)

Fratberry 282,940 53
07/18/2005 06:00 PM

SHAFT!

BobJohnson, Tiger Trainer Extraordinaire 178,045 22
07/18/2005 06:11 PM

Boy.

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/18/2005 08:18 PM

Heathcliff.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
07/18/2005 08:24 PM

Toby.

S. Kake 55,555 14
07/18/2005 08:28 PM

Nosmo King.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/18/2005 08:30 PM

Smoogie

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/18/2005 08:30 PM

<action>can't believe nobody has suggested this</action>Daquan

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/18/2005 08:32 PM

Al Jolson

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
07/18/2005 08:33 PM

Bob Frapples

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
07/18/2005 08:35 PM

Roofie, Sombrero suggested it at the beginning of this thread.

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/18/2005 08:35 PM

John Rocker

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/18/2005 08:36 PM

You know, I searched and everything. That's what I get for that.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
07/18/2005 08:49 PM

Rufus Raccoon.



Funny at so many levels.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/18/2005 10:40 PM

I spelled it differently, so how about we'll share the clickies I got fo--



Hmm.. That wont work!







Let us never speak of this again.

A week with Chickens is like a week without... 286,527 61
07/18/2005 10:43 PM

This just in! He is half negro half injun.



How's Crazy Holmes sound?

Millie 116,988 28
07/18/2005 10:44 PM

Megatron Ranger.

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
07/18/2005 10:44 PM

Dot or Feather? I can't give you an honest opinion until I have all the facts.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/18/2005 10:44 PM

Cheif Jermaine

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/18/2005 10:46 PM

Fabs..



Indian + Red skin = Injun

Indian + Turban = Dune Coon.





At leasy try to keep up.

A week with Chickens is like a week without... 286,527 61
07/18/2005 10:48 PM

Feather.



Chief Popacap?

A week with Chickens is like a week without... 286,527 61
07/18/2005 10:49 PM

Too bad he's not a girl. Then he could be Pocahotbootay.

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
07/18/2005 10:50 PM

<action> hangs head in shame</action>

DAMN ME for not knowing more racial epithets!!!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/18/2005 10:51 PM

Tizzonto Runningbizzazull

MarriageToppedJane 173,958 15
07/18/2005 10:51 PM

If you go with Theodore, you should use Logan as the middle name.



Damn, that would have been kick ass if Hen hadn't said no.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/18/2005 10:52 PM

Yeah, Well when you're young and full of pure hatred, It comes natural.



You are forgiven.

Lesbian Kiwi Twin Likes Sucking Lolly Pops 35,066 15
07/18/2005 11:08 PM

Frostles. That's what we named the cat that hangs around the school gate.

Dr. Napkin Descartes 30,762 12
07/19/2005 12:28 AM

Call him Killer.

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/19/2005 01:06 AM

Call him Suicide Ranger.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/19/2005 01:15 AM

Affirmative Action Boy



ok, that works better if he grows up to be a super hero, but god knows he won't get a real job anyway.

Senior Destructor: Soon to be legal in Canada! 60,724 12
07/19/2005 01:19 AM

Shame on you, Rieka, you cold bitch.



This is so close to my last name.

It took me a minute to figure out what you were talking about.



You freak me out, Hat.

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
07/19/2005 02:07 AM

Loots with a Vengeance.

crackhead 427 8
07/19/2005 02:22 AM

i was watching the baseball game the other day and the left fielder for cleveland indians is named coco crisp. i bet his parents let internet people name him too.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
07/19/2005 02:34 AM

Since you are going to be playing parent to this child, his last name is decided.

So for a first and middle name how about,



"Iblovin Mesome Chickens"

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/19/2005 02:38 AM

Hangs with Chickens

EllaPhant 800 8
07/19/2005 02:40 AM

My uncle is an ObGyn, and there was this foreign woman (Jamaican or Haitian or something, pretty sure she was black) and she saw on the birth certificate "male" on her first kid and thought the hospital had named her son for her. Her second child was a girl, and now her two kids are named Male (Mah-lee) and Female (Feh-mah-lee)

EllaPhant 800 8
07/19/2005 02:42 AM

Moon Unit.

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/19/2005 02:58 AM

Crazy Horse

Wild Eagle

Livewire the Kelly Girl 78,229 13
07/19/2005 03:16 AM

Eli Goldstein

Sylvester 4,465 9
07/19/2005 03:22 AM

Juan Epstein.

Jajoba 1,357 10
07/19/2005 04:40 AM

Gershwin

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/19/2005 04:40 AM

Apache Boy

GoatPhoenix 369 8
07/19/2005 04:42 AM

David C. Stephenson.







( Might be worth looking up )

GoatPhoenix 369 8
07/19/2005 04:45 AM

But seriously, maybe Maddox or Brady.

Those names seriously rock hard ass, or rock ass hard.

I forget which.

Lesbian Kiwi Twin Likes Sucking Lolly Pops 35,066 15
07/19/2005 05:08 AM

Lennox.



...I watch too much Bad Girls.

Max Planck 18,881 12
07/19/2005 05:38 AM

A friend of mine has a cat named Cat, I thought that was pretty original, so just call him Child and get it over with.

Piemaster - Now with STFU action! 12,538 15
07/19/2005 05:53 AM

Muhammad

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
07/19/2005 07:50 AM

Being both African American and American Indian, regardless of which culture he is most influenced by, it seems inevitable that later in life he will be referred to as "Dealer"



So you might just save him the confusion of getting used to another name.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
07/19/2005 08:24 AM

Tito

Release the One Legged Space Chickens 286,527 61
07/19/2005 10:05 AM

I got it frogpop. As in Dances with Wolves. Hangs with Chickens



right then, Joseph it is.



JoJo for short.



Wasn't there a song about a JoJo? Beatles maybe?



JoJo was a man who thought he was a injun, but he was another holmes.... yeah, I think that's how it went.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
07/19/2005 10:25 AM

A boy named Sioux

Duuuuh - Dyslexia Is Fnu 24,152 8
07/19/2005 10:30 AM

Name him for what he is



Daddy's Little Squirt

Release the One Legged Space Chickens 286,527 61
07/19/2005 02:01 PM

Meet JoJo



And before anyone else says it, Ducky beat you to the punch. Yes, he does look like Levar Burton.

Negligent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/19/2005 02:10 PM

The name didn't ring a bell right away, But Damn if I didn't spray coffee all over my parts catalogue.



You Magnificent Bastard

MarriageToppedJane 173,958 15
07/19/2005 02:17 PM

A boy named Sioux



If this was a contest, that would be the winner.

Release the One Legged Space Chickens 286,527 61
07/19/2005 04:44 PM

no Shakespeare.

Captain Redbeard 5 7
07/21/2005 02:33 PM

Default

jaheira 143 9
08/01/2005 09:30 AM

His nostrils look like little love hearts.

Neep, I want to lick Chris Garrett's knees! 35,066 15
08/01/2005 09:32 AM

So why didn't you call him Geordi? Please...