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A comedy conversation by Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/18/2005 05:47 PM 198 views

How many flights does it take to get from Boston to Seattle?



I have no Frost-ing clue!



I left Boston yesterday around 4pm. Since then I have been booked on about 6 different flights, and managed to have almost every single flight delayed so that I miss all my connecting flights.



I think I am in Minnesota, but who the Frost really knows!!?



And I just paid $5 so I could post this Frost-ing Shakespeare! I'm gonna go kill myself!



I hate people! Yay!

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Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1243711
lupience 26,981 11
07/18/2005 05:50 PM

<action>waves from her yard</action>

"HI OLLIE!!!"

Hope your plane doesn't crash on my house.

 

Side-splitting 12 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1243713
erika the killjoy 76,152 9
07/18/2005 05:50 PM

How many flights does it take to get from Boston to Seattle?





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Side-splitting 16 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1243716
erika the killjoy 76,152 9
07/18/2005 05:51 PM

P.S. That's what you get for going to Boston. Where are your good buddies Steve and Janice now, huh? HA!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1243717
Trae: Wicked Hahdcoah 156,790 17
07/18/2005 05:52 PM

Well, if you end up in Atlanta by accident and have to stay the night... you have room at the inn if you need it.



Why you would end up in Atlanta I have no idea but I'm TRYING TO BE NICE!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1243719
Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
07/18/2005 05:53 PM

Ollie:

Now would be a good time for you to start smoking. That way, at the next GAB function, you can disappear with the rest of us at random times during the festivities. Yes, you think we're smoking, but WOAH, if you only knew what we were actually doing!



Love,

FDIC

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1243720
Negligent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/18/2005 05:53 PM

at the Inn



Funny, I thought Brothel had more than 3 letters..

 

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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/18/2005 05:54 PM

psst, yo Erika, that's stuff from the bus crowd. Ollie was part of the skipped out and went to a bar to watch the Sox/Yanks game crowd

 

Side-splitting 16 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1243724
Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/18/2005 05:54 PM

Hey Lupience, don't ever talk to me. I hate you, and you are a cancer to GAB. Frost off and die!



Salsa, log in you lazy Frost. You know you want to come back.



Trae, rawar.



Erika, whore.



I'm out of ti

 

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OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
07/18/2005 06:01 PM

"

 

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lupience 26,981 11
07/18/2005 06:11 PM

Hmm. I wonder if Ollie has some kind of issues with me....

 

Side-splitting 12 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1243748
Trae: Wicked Hahdcoah 156,790 17
07/18/2005 06:29 PM

Funny, I thought Brothel had more than 3 letters..



Funny, that joke doesn't apply to me anymore. I'm a nun compared to some of these freaks.

 

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Negligent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/18/2005 06:32 PM

<action> sighs deeply </action>



.... Toosh.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1243847
Frogpop 173,153 25
07/18/2005 08:24 PM

Ollie.. dude. You should've just walked.



p.s. Diana went to New York for some more vacation and she still made it home before you.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1243848
Frogpop 173,153 25
07/18/2005 08:25 PM

have I mentioned she's awesome?

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1243852
Tabula Rasa didn't get laid 14,056 9
07/18/2005 08:28 PM

I'm a nun compared to some of these freaks.



Hey now, let's not bring me into this.

 

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Dianada 57,835 108
07/18/2005 08:42 PM

Ollie, do you need help, like for reals? If you do, call me and I'll see what my leet skillz can do for you.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1244155
Frogpop 173,153 25
07/19/2005 12:31 AM

so. awesome.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1244160
Dianada 57,835 108
07/19/2005 12:37 AM

I love you too Froggie You're wicked awesome too, Frogpop!

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1244162
Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/19/2005 12:41 AM

I am home. I will regale you with my long boring story later. But for now, it's stuffed crust pizza and whack off to midget porn time.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1244194
S. Kake 55,555 14
07/19/2005 01:41 AM

Frost-ing LOG IN SALSA. That was awesome.

 

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Dr. Napkin Descartes 30,762 12
07/19/2005 02:25 AM

Salsa, it's bluemoon.

 

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Dr. Napkin Descartes 30,762 12
07/19/2005 02:26 AM

Oops.

 

Side-splitting 16 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1245606
SalsaShark 6,518 12
07/20/2005 08:13 PM

Frost-ing LOG IN SALSA. That was awesome.



FINE!

 

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Chi Chi Felipe: Piratey Ninja 161,353 14
07/20/2005 08:15 PM

Holy canoli!

 

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Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/20/2005 08:16 PM

YES!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1245614
Dianada 57,835 108
07/20/2005 08:20 PM

One of us! One of us!

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1245620
SalsaShark 6,518 12
07/20/2005 08:24 PM

You know, I clicked the little link that says "Lost your password?" and it emailed Jay Stevens and you know what happened? Frost-all, that's what. Then ROOFIE emails John on my behalf, and BANG! Password City, baby! I guess Hargrave knows which side HIS bread is buttered on.











...Okay, I got no idea what that means.

 

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Chi Chi Felipe: Piratey Ninja 161,353 14
07/20/2005 08:25 PM

Yeah, SS, they douched a lot of the old accounts. They sent a warning email out, and if you didn't respond, POOF! Bupkis.

 

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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/20/2005 09:03 PM

I'm Frost-ing HELPFUL that's what!

 

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Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
07/20/2005 09:05 PM

I'm still bitter that you didn't get the Most Useful GABber award.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1245655
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2005 09:05 PM

Oh great, another Frost-ing RED SOX FAN.

 

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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/20/2005 09:07 PM

That'd be Most Helpful, Dogs. Don't me sound old and used up!



But thanks!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1245658
Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
07/20/2005 09:11 PM

Don't me sound old and used up!



I thought Cookie Monster had blue fur.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1245659
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2005 09:12 PM

It used to be so much easier to make fun of millie.



<action>reads Spicey's post</action>

 

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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/20/2005 09:12 PM

Where the hell did the MAKE go?









I suck.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1245667
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2005 09:16 PM

And that's how rumors get started Roofie.

 

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Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/20/2005 09:21 PM

Roofie Raccoon

I suck.



Big Irish Guy

And that's how rumors get started Roofie.




Doesn't a rumor technically have to be false?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1245680
SalsaShark 6,518 12
07/20/2005 09:33 PM

Yeah Chi Chi, I got that email. But back then I thought I was too cool for school.



How was I supposed to know then that this place would turn from Sweet Valley High to Degrassi Jr. High Teenager High School?

 

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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2005 09:37 PM

Doesn't a rumor technically have to be false?



I thought I rumor was any statement made without factual information supporting it.

I don't know if Roofie sucks.



 

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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/20/2005 09:42 PM

Rumor:

1. A piece of unverified information of uncertain origin usually spread by word of mouth.

2. Unverified information received from another; hearsay.





So now what have I spread by mouth? Damn.

 

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lupience 26,981 11
07/20/2005 10:00 PM

Here's a question. Where is the GAB dictionary?

Can't it be a link like tits, ass, tats, and cities?

 

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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/20/2005 10:34 PM

http://gabtionary.tripod.com/



And no. I'm not being a dick, but the album is hosted by ZUG and the GABtionary isn't. It's a private project.