Mr. Sir 66,532 7
07/20/2005 01:35 AM

After staring at the girl's ass for a moment (I am a big fan of a smooth round girl-ass) I quickly stood up, found a dime in my pocket, and held it up for all to see what I was holding.



I slipped out of my chair, and slipped up behind the girl, stealthy, like a crafty ninja. I'm so glad I was wearing Degree anti-perspirant, because it kicks in when the heat is on.



I dropped in the dime and, without waiting for her reaction, spun back around and returned to my place at the table.



Unfortunately I missed the girl's reaction, but my table-mates seemed to enjoy the fact that I fed the "ass-meter".



I will let Mailman continue with what he saw...

Piemaster 10,666 9
07/20/2005 01:39 AM

SHE'S A MAN BABY, YEAH!!





yet another fillyjacking

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 130,673 14
07/20/2005 01:40 AM

Mr. Sir promptly got back to his seat. Surprisingly, the woman did not notice anything immediately. Priestess and I, both facing towards the lady, and Mr. Sir, sitting in front of me, had a really hard time keeping a straight face, especially after a few seconds, when she noticed something unusual in her pants and started twitching on her stool.



She reached inside the back of her jeans, searched around for a few seconds, and retrieved the coin. She lifted it in front of her, with an incredulous, but amused look. She glanced around the room, and then showed the coin to her friend, Mrs. Hargrave, who was sitting next to her. I couldn't hear what she told her, but I like to imagine her saying the words: "I think someone just slipped a dime in my butt crack."



She then stood up and went for the bathroom. I assumed she wanted to check if there was more money down there. She returned a few minutes later, obviously disappointed that there wasn't, and sat back on her stool. Except this time, her jeans were pulled higher.



Kudos to Mr. Sir for having had the guts to pull this off.

Mr. Sir 66,532 7
07/20/2005 01:43 AM

Perhaps some history is in order:





Several years ago, I was out with some friends walking around the downtown area. We were just approaching our favorite pub when we noticed that there was a line of bums panhandling out front. The bums were all lined-up, holding out their coffee cups, and shaking them at passer-by for spare change.



As my friends and I approached, I pulled out a handful of change. I was doling out a few coins per cup until I reached the last hobo. He had turned around and bent over to pick something up, exposing his big smelly ass-crack.



With no hesitation, I dropped a couple of coins into the gaping pant-cleavage, then moved right along to the bar.



My friends and I had a good chuckle at that, and over discussion of the issue, one of the guys mentioned that it was like a "Dime Slot" at a casino: It was where the bums played, and I probably shouldn't have touched it.



Ever since the rise in popularity in those ultra-low-rise jeans, my friends and I never go to a club without a pocket full of change.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 201,926 7
07/20/2005 01:47 AM

I was actually sitting next to Mrs. H, and the ass crack when this happened. Mr. Sir was so smooth, I had no idea he even came up to the bar.



I think the funniest thing was when the ass crack noticed something was amiss.



Ass Crack: I think some one just put something down the back of my pants.



Mrs. H: What?



AC: Seriously, someone put something down the back of my pants! I need you to get it our for me.



Mrs. H: ....um...no.



When I found out what Mr. Sir had done, I almost pissed myself laughing.

erika the killjoy 75,961 7
07/20/2005 01:56 AM

Lowrise pants and skirts are pretty much all I wear, so everyone I know is pretty used to seeing my crack. In the past I've had friends stick icecubes, popsicle sticks, pens, car keys, and even poured a drop of beer or two down there, but I've never gotten money. I'm so disappointed now.

Mr. Sir 66,532 7
07/20/2005 02:03 AM

Erika,



Even though you said that I was dead to you, I would totally stick money in your buttcrack.



I'm sweet like that.

Negligent Sombrero 90,999 8
07/20/2005 02:05 AM

</thinking about Akeir's lowrise ass>



I usually wear dickies, So they hang off my ass on a regular basis.



I mention this for no reason.



<thinking about Akeir's lowrise ass>

Big Irish Guy 175,958 10
07/20/2005 02:05 AM

Hmmm, so I guess Erika is a true Jersey girl. She's used to having things stuck in her ass.

erika the killjoy 75,961 7
07/20/2005 02:05 AM

I suck at holding grudges Mr. Sir, especially against someone as awesome as you.

Mr. Sir 66,532 7
07/20/2005 02:10 AM

<action> holds arms open for a hug, thinks for a moment, puts on cup, then opens arms back up...</action>



Come here you crazy kid, I knew you couldn't stay mad at me!

Roofie Raccoon 56,420 7
07/20/2005 02:29 AM

That was pure distilled awesome.



I don't wear my jeans that low but I often show my cleavage. On Friday night when a bunch of us were waiting for the T we were all fishing around for money and tokens. TTJ started to hand me a fistful of ones. I asked her why she had a stack of singles since there's only one reason I know of. She then proceeded to shove dollar bills between my boobs. She felt around quite a while too. She's a little bit of alright.

Fratberry 219,173 13
07/20/2005 02:39 AM

fillyjacking



Up until yesterday morning I thought this was a good thing.

PuggyD 48,172 10
07/20/2005 03:48 AM

Batman: his mouth is a slot.

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,024 6
07/20/2005 03:54 AM

What a coincidence. I meet this woman in the bar the other night. One thing led to another, and well... I almost choked to death on a dime!

Chit Eating Grin 163,894 10
07/20/2005 04:55 AM

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

-Sam Kinison

Chit Eating Grin 163,894 10
07/20/2005 04:57 AM

Wrong thread !







Frost ! More Lines Damnit!

daisypie 49,257 7
07/21/2005 01:17 PM

Frost-ing. HILARIOUS!



And a brilliant tag-team effort, Mailman & Mr. Sir!

Dr. Napkin Descartes 30,677 7
07/21/2005 02:07 PM

I say, good show!



Exposed ass crack like toll booth. I think you know where I'm going with this.

daisypie 49,257 7
08/25/2005 10:00 AM

I wonder what you can get for a quarter?

Frogpop 155,632 12
08/25/2005 10:03 AM

You need 79 more quarters, same as in town.

notkaliesmash 1,741 5
08/25/2005 10:05 AM

89 where i come from

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
03/08/2006 08:53 AM

I missed this thread.



I just want to say, Mr. Mailman and Mr. Sir, that is probably the Best. Story. Ever.



I'll be sure and ask Jade about it on Saturday.

The High Priestess Of Stewie 48,950 13
03/11/2006 07:41 AM

I totally missed this thread! And I was right there!



I think the funniest part for me was when I had to go to the bathroom because I couldn't hold my laughter. I saw Whistler standing outside of the restrooms and precedided to tell him of Mr.Sir's hijinx when right behinf me, the black chick walked out of the bathroom. I am quite sure she heard me.