Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/20/2005 05:39 PM

Seriously, people need to shut the Frost up.

Anonymous Guilty Party 3,169 9
07/20/2005 05:41 PM

Sorry guys. I won't say another word. Honest.

MarriageToppedJane 173,958 15
07/20/2005 05:41 PM

SHP, i SWEAR i didn't tell anyone about you and Jay.

CthulDuuuuhu 24,152 8
07/20/2005 05:42 PM

I'm sorry. It just slipped out that Donk and Jane got married.

MarriageToppedJane 173,958 15
07/20/2005 05:43 PM

We did WHAT?

Senior Destructor: Stealing teh Bandwidth 60,724 12
07/20/2005 05:43 PM

See, now the problem is that I'm curious.







I really should be working right now.

My crew thinks I'm changing the CD.

Bonky 75,733 15
07/20/2005 05:44 PM

When I was in Austin, I stubbed my toe! I missed lunch one day because this old man wouldn't stop talking to me.



Then, after the old dude left, another guy came up and was all, "Hey did you get his autograph?" and I was all, "Uh . . . no . . . who is he?" and he was all, "Man! That was the ranger that shot that guy that went crazy and shot all of those people at the bell tower."



I was all, "what bell tower?" to myself and then I remembered I was in Austin and some crazy dude snuck up to the top of the UT bell tower and started shooting people. It was before my time.









Two months ago was before my time as well.

MarriageToppedJane 173,958 15
07/20/2005 05:46 PM

is anybody else franctically searching their memory, trying to figure out if she's talking about them?



No?





Man, i have one hell of a guilt complex. So I'll just say I'm sorry, just in case it was me.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/20/2005 05:47 PM

There are rumors?



Dude, I was THERE, and I don't even know about the rumors.



I guess that's what happens when you spend the weekend in a bottle.

Phuc 237,919 21
07/20/2005 05:48 PM

this is only going to make the deprived kids more curious.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
07/20/2005 05:49 PM

This is like one of those sitcom episodes that ends with a black screen and credits and no happy theme song written by Alan Thicke.

Like when Carol Seaver's boyfriend died after driving drunk.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
07/20/2005 05:50 PM

End in tears court.

Fratberry 282,940 53
07/20/2005 05:50 PM

I heard that somebody once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, but that's been about it.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/20/2005 05:51 PM

That was me, Frat. And I was by myself.

MarriageToppedJane 173,958 15
07/20/2005 05:51 PM

It was me, Frat. My name is Humpty. Pronounced with a Umpty.

Trae Killed Steve 156,790 17
07/20/2005 05:52 PM

Certain people do not have the need for discretion. It's fine of you make the choice to defame yourself but when you bring others into the picture without their consent, then it borders on slander. It would probably be best for this person to stop immediately.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
07/20/2005 05:53 PM

Amen.

Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
07/20/2005 05:53 PM

I heard one time about this guy that went up into a dark room at a party and had the best sex of his life with this girl.

Then he found out later the girl was his sister.



I think he was the same guy that smuggled LSD accross the border in his headband.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
07/20/2005 05:56 PM

If you can't trust people from an internet message board, who can you trust?

Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/20/2005 06:01 PM

<action> wrings hands gleefully</action>



heeee!!



I told you so!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
07/20/2005 06:01 PM

Speaking of wild speculation,



Chris, why aren't you using the "Muffataur" icon.

Phaedrus 3,169 9
07/20/2005 06:03 PM

Blaise, you have been cracking me up a lot lately. You have my current vote for most under-rated GABber.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/20/2005 06:06 PM

Since there is no hope for funny in this thread, I shall digress and utilize one of my other traits..



rumors, lies, and distorted details of things that did or did not happen can ruin reputations, relationships, and families.



Wow. For the last two days it was Boston Boston Boston, (enough to make normal people who didn't attend get extremely sick of the whole thing), Yet now, because something some of you might have done is getting talked about, You're getting upset.

Thats a little one-sided.



If any of you married folk are ashamed of who or what you Frosted.. I mean.. Did in boston, Then YOU shouldn't have done it in the first place, hmm?



Now, If these things are straight up Lies, Then we should all know to pay no mind. We're not in high school, and what people think of us means Frost all of nothing.

However, Don't get upset when people talk. Thats what people do is Talk, And if your exploits are worth talking about, then it'll be done.





So, As a final thought. If you did something your family or significant other shouldnt know you did in Boston, Then your twisted internet fantasies are to blame, Not other people.

Phaedrus 3,169 9
07/20/2005 06:09 PM

Amen, Hermano Sombrero. Bien dicho.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/20/2005 06:09 PM

Haha, Hat's jealous!

PuggyD 48,304 12
07/20/2005 06:11 PM

People need to stop assuming that there are no consequences to things they do online. It's not a total free for all. This is the internet, not Mexico.



That said, I'm not sure I understand which incident is being referred to, but pretty much everyone came back blabbing about pretty much everything, so to come down on people like it's their fault for talking just like everyone else is really idiotic.

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
07/20/2005 06:16 PM

I heard Ollie has the whole lurid thing on tape

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/20/2005 06:16 PM

<action> expected mahas </action>



Word, Solid.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
07/20/2005 06:16 PM

Dude, what happened at the aquarium?

dropkick brody 43,090 12
07/20/2005 06:20 PM

Okay, what happened at the beach?



I got stung, stung bad.



</friends>

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
07/20/2005 06:25 PM

Not to jack the thread, but I went to the beach by myself on Saturday morning, and it was pretty much the most awesome thing that I did all weekend.



It would have been nice if there were other people there to share that with, but they were all busy off doing secret things but that's OK.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
07/20/2005 06:32 PM

So what youre trying to say is Fillys family has no clue hes a she? I am so confused.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
07/20/2005 06:40 PM

Being able to attend the event was a privilege and should be treated as such. With that privilege comes responsibility. One or more of the Boston attendees is forgetting that responsibility.





You mean someone broke the sacred confidentiality agreement that everyone who went to Boston had to sign? But it was signed in blood! IN BLOOD!!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/20/2005 06:42 PM

Actually, Kirea, They used the blood instead to do menstrual paintings.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
07/20/2005 06:42 PM

Ah I see.





$100

DemoMonkey, Mr Contributes-nothing-to- the-world. 166,252 10
07/20/2005 06:45 PM

Everyone had sex with me.



Everyone.



AND NO ONE CALLED ME THE NEXT DAY!







...

I'm glad I gave you all rabies.

BobJohnson, Tiger Trainer Extraordinaire 178,045 22
07/20/2005 06:49 PM

Does this have anything to do with Trae shooting watermelons out of her vagina? 'Cause that would be pretty awesome in a wacky kind of way.

Lunchbox, bowel movement warehouse 14,650 10
07/20/2005 06:51 PM

OK OK. So in reality there is no Spicey sex tape. They're just photos--and crappy camera phone pics at that. Everyone Frost-ing relax. Jesuschrist.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
07/20/2005 06:52 PM

If that is really what this is all about, for shame on the lot of you.



For. Shame.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/20/2005 06:53 PM

I think they're talking about when Nutbutter peed in Phuc's mouth while he was getting head from SHP and Roofie.





Wow.

That wasn't easy.

I mean, I went against alot of morals there. I should have kept quiet.



Meh.

PuggyD 48,304 12
07/20/2005 06:55 PM

This is why I'm against meeting people from the internet.



STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/20/2005 06:59 PM

Puggy, you can't meet anybody when you sit in a closet all day.

PuggyD 48,304 12
07/20/2005 07:09 PM

But Oliver, I can't cheat on my husband with someone I met on the internet if I don't leave my closet. So there are pros and cons.

Lunchbox, bowel movement warehouse 14,650 10
07/20/2005 07:10 PM

silly faggot, gays cant get married.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
07/20/2005 07:11 PM

BUUUURN!

Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/20/2005 07:13 PM

I'd hate to think that someone's talking Shakespeare about the weekend in Boston. I've come to think of everyone I hung out with as friends.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/20/2005 07:13 PM

You could have in Boston. Duh.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/20/2005 07:13 PM

I think that now it's time to make guesses as to who it was/is, So they won't be Rumors any longer.



Just Cold.

Hard.

Shameful.

Despicable.

Facts.

MarriageToppedJane 173,958 15
07/20/2005 07:14 PM

Box, you could in Boston.



And it's amazingly simple. Not ONE SINGLE TIME did I have to show ID.

Chi Chi Felipe: Piratey Ninja 161,353 14
07/20/2005 07:15 PM

When I was a kid, I used to eat baloney constantly. I loved it and refused to eat any other type of sandwich. That way, when someone said I was full of baloney, I could say, "Actually, yes I am!" But since I didn't grow up in 1955, I never heard anyone say "full of baloney," only "you're full of Shakespeare." And I don't think I'd like to eat Shakespeare, but I still stopped eating baloney.

Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/20/2005 07:17 PM

Actually, Massachusetts law only allows same sex marriage if both parties intend to reside in Massachusetts following the wedding.



Hey, I did alot of Massachusetts marriage law research. 80% of the links came up for same sex marriage.

Lunchbox, bowel movement warehouse 14,650 10
07/20/2005 07:18 PM

Hat, your surliness is making you rather attractive today. rawr.

PuggyD 48,304 12
07/20/2005 07:18 PM

Ess Aych Pee needs to realize that a thread like this is the quickest way to get people to talk even more. So stop being such a See You Next Tuesday.

Chi Chi Felipe: Piratey Ninja 161,353 14
07/20/2005 07:19 PM

OMG did you guys hear about that thing in Boston where those people murdered, like, SEVENTY Catholic School Girls? Because it's none of our business and we shouldn't talk about the delicious cover-up.

MarriageToppedJane 173,958 15
07/20/2005 07:21 PM

Those catholic school girls were asking for it, running around in those skirts. If you don't want to be raped, don't dress like that.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2005 07:23 PM

There was this kid who used to always say he was "Full of Malarkey." I just thought he meant he was "Full of Shakespeare." Until I went to church with him and met Father Malarkey.

<action>reuses Chi Chi's joke</action>

Chi Chi Felipe: Piratey Ninja 161,353 14
07/20/2005 07:23 PM

Hahahhaha, oh BIG, you so craz-aaaay!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/20/2005 07:25 PM

Thanks Box, Always remember to stay away from my Emerson, Don't touch my nuts, and have yourself a glorious day!!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2005 07:26 PM

I have to thank Chi Chi...the extra coolness he taught me this past weekend is starting to pay off.

Chi Chi Felipe: Piratey Ninja 161,353 14
07/20/2005 07:27 PM

Yes, and thanks to you I've learned how to be the earth's most giant person.

PuggyD 48,304 12
07/20/2005 07:27 PM

Stay away from the Emerson, don't touch the nuts...



So the Coleridge is fair game, then?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/20/2005 07:29 PM

Oh, Also on the topic of this stupid childish rumor.



If any of you subsequently get Divorced, You should know you've always got some internet loser* to fall back on.









* - May or may not be a loser, Depending on the identity of the sexee.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2005 07:29 PM

Shhh, you promised you wouldn't say anything....DAMN YOU.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/20/2005 07:30 PM

I've recently installed 4 inch razorblades, Pug.



Just try it.



Hope you didn't like your fingers.









And yes, That does mean that these razorblades are more than 3 times the actual size of said penis.

PuggyD 48,304 12
07/20/2005 07:31 PM

Razorblades remind me of Wolverine reminds me of Hugh Jackman reminds me of makes me want you more.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
07/20/2005 07:32 PM

Two months ago was before my time as well.



So, Bonky, you wanna go bowling last Friday?

Chi Chi Felipe: Piratey Ninja 161,353 14
07/20/2005 07:33 PM

Hey, you guys should say some more tough Shakespeare to each other on the internet, because the very medium makes it 100% believable.

Chi Chi Felipe: Piratey Ninja 161,353 14
07/20/2005 07:34 PM

Oh yeah? I'll punch your FACE, BITCH!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2005 07:35 PM

I'll break your DDR machine and your disco ball...what now PUNK.

Chi Chi Felipe: Piratey Ninja 161,353 14
07/20/2005 07:36 PM

I'll... uh... Shakespeare. I'm done.

Lunchbox, bowel movement warehouse 14,650 10
07/20/2005 07:36 PM

I will drop a Cleveland steamer on your chest, toots!



take that.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/20/2005 07:37 PM

Not my face!



Thats-- Shakespeare. Don't you hate when you forget hilarious lines from cartoons, and end up making them not funny at all.

Tabula Rasa is tired of changing her name 14,056 9
07/20/2005 07:37 PM

Okay, okay. I fess up. There was a teaparty. But we were next to the Boston Harbor, how can you resist throwing barrels of tea in?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2005 07:37 PM

You finished too quickly in Boston, too.





Fag.











Wait, I mean...













fag.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/20/2005 07:40 PM

I just ate all of your babies.

Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
07/20/2005 07:48 PM

This is the true story of a bunch strangers, picked to meet in Boston and have their lives changed, and find out what happens when people stop being polite and start drinking. The Zug World!

lupience 26,981 11
07/20/2005 07:50 PM

Ya know- a guy could bump a bunch of threads, and make one specific thorny thread disappear, boxx.

Chi Chi Felipe: Piratey Ninja 161,353 14
07/20/2005 08:17 PM

You know what else gets serious? Eating. Eating is fun, eating is serious, you eat to much you're gonna get delirious, you eat too little, you're gonna disappear-eous.





tard voice:

*that'sh why eating ish shherioussh.*

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
07/20/2005 08:21 PM

That's not serious. A girlfriend in a coma, now that's serious.

SalsaShark 6,518 12
07/20/2005 08:22 PM

There are rumors?



Dude, I was THERE, and I don't even know about the rumors.



Of COURSE there are rumors. What did you think this was, some kind of field trip from life? When Ugly Nerds congregate, there can't but be drama.

Chi Chi Felipe: Piratey Ninja 161,353 14
07/20/2005 08:23 PM

Who wants to set a timeline to when someone leaves. FOREVER!! OhhhhhH!!

Piemaster 12,538 15
07/20/2005 08:24 PM

This is the true story of a bunch strangers, picked to meet in Boston and have their lives changed, and find out what happens when people stop being polite and start drinking. The Zug World!



shutupyoudontexist

Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
07/20/2005 08:27 PM

Why dont I exist? Dont make me banish you from my kingdom.

Piemaster 12,538 15
07/20/2005 08:29 PM

Who said that?

lupience 26,981 11
07/20/2005 08:31 PM

Huh?

Lunchbox, destroyer of anuses 14,650 10
07/20/2005 08:36 PM

I vote SHP off the island.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/20/2005 08:38 PM

No you don't.

Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
07/20/2005 08:39 PM

I vote Lupience off the zugland.



I SAID GOOD DAY!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2005 08:40 PM

I choose you Pikachu.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/20/2005 08:41 PM

I choose you suicide.



<action>reads his last post</action>

Lunchbox, destroyer of anuses 14,650 10
07/20/2005 08:45 PM

"This season on Sorority Life the girls of Gamma Alpha Beta get all riled up over rumors and spite. Can an emergency retreat to the Tampon Sisterhood Cabin bring them closer together? Watch as SHP and Roofie unload on each other in an impromptu pillow fight. And find out who's been sleeping with Brad H. Nails of Zeta Upsilon Gamma. This season, it gets wild."

MarriageToppedJane 173,958 15
07/20/2005 08:48 PM

If any of you subsequently get Divorced, You should know you've always got some internet loser* to fall back on.



What if you married the internet loser?

Piemaster 12,538 15
07/20/2005 08:49 PM

OK, OK... I admit it. I really am John Hargrave...







John Hargrave



7/20/2005 7:50 pm



Yes, this joke's getting old...

lupience 26,981 11
07/20/2005 09:21 PM

9. Thou shalt not be overly offensive.

10. Thou shalt not be easily offended.





I thought about starting another thread, but jacking this one will do.



This is a COMEDY site.

Whatever a person reads on these threads should be deemed as such.

If some Frost-stick posted drivel from what was a private affair on this site, it will be read as comedy.



The fact that some Shakespeare was posted with blatant disregard to another's privacy is Jr. High, at best.

If that 'Poster' cannot bear the onus of anger toward them, well- that is Jr. High, as well.



Those of you who attended the Boston Gathering: It sounds like the Best. Time. Ever.



Some of us who post on this forum do not YIM each other, and have no clue about the inevitable gossip that is exchanged.

Many of us don't WANT to know.

Some lurk, some post, some post a lot of stupid Shakespeare

(I know who I am.)

We take your hazing, abuse, tubgirls, and mahas.

We understand we are not a part of the "Core Group Of Gab"

This is comic relief for many curious people.



I've taken my share of hazing. I've been honest about what a complete gomer I can be.

You 'inner circle' people cannot expect me, or any other "outsider" to comprehend much of what is exchanged.



I promise you this: I'm not easily disuaded from where I want to be.

I will always be an honest dork, dolt, old hag, idiot.......

Just do NOT place blame on me for something some other gomer did, and is too yellow to fess up to.



I'm not going away, get used to it.

lupience 26,981 11
07/20/2005 09:22 PM

Ah Nuts- I'm ruining Gab.

Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/20/2005 09:25 PM

Nuts are not ruining GAB.



It's the Goober Peas.

lupience 26,981 11
07/20/2005 09:51 PM

Peas, peas, peas, peas- Eatin' goober peas. Goodness how delicious, eatin' goober peas.

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
07/20/2005 10:43 PM

Let me guess - someone wrote "I heart Lloyd" across their cans, and their husband saw it? When will you people learn?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/20/2005 10:55 PM

Lloyd that was my fault. I did it for Chickens and Demo thereby starting a trend which has now caused untold weeping and gnashing of teeth.



>*<

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/20/2005 10:56 PM

WAIT!!! >O< NOT SAFE, NOT SAFE!



ABORT!





Aw Frost it.

lupience 26,981 11
07/20/2005 11:04 PM

whew. now that that's over, on with your regularily scheduled comedy.



P.S. RR- What color is that bruise, Exactly?

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
07/20/2005 11:28 PM

I swear to god if any of you have ruined the book for me I will hunt you down!

lupience 26,981 11
07/20/2005 11:34 PM

What weapon do you use for hunting?





I'm just saying...

Millie 116,988 28
07/21/2005 12:29 AM

<action>wonders where the hell she's been and what she's been missing</action>

I honestly wasn't upset that people were saying BIG and I had sex.



But thanks for sticking up for me.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/21/2005 01:25 AM

heh.. Llyod, I was just telling my aquarium field trip in Boston about the I <3 Lloyd.



Box: Have you picked a school yet?

daisypie 49,378 9
07/21/2005 01:33 AM

You know who you are, and if your'e naming names, I will name you.



DO IT!!

Millie 116,988 28
07/21/2005 01:35 AM

O.K.--I lied about sleeping with Daisypie! Sorry!



I just wanted people to think I was cool.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/21/2005 01:37 AM

me too.

The Kittunator™ 44,835 9
07/21/2005 01:38 AM

Sometimes GAB gets serious



And sometimes GAB takes off it's clothes and makes sweet, sweet love to me.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/21/2005 01:38 AM

YOU!

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/21/2005 01:39 AM

Well, I might as well tell you all...since half of you probably heard it already.



I was a bit of a naughty sheep this weekned and did some things I must say I'm not proud of.





























That's right. I Frosted superturkey.



OH GOD I FEEL DIRTY!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/21/2005 01:41 AM

<action>takes of superturkey costume</action>

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/21/2005 01:43 AM

<action>throws an f at BIG</action>

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/21/2005 01:44 AM

Thanks, I've been coughing letters up ever since I got strep throat.

Lunchbox, destroyer of anuses 14,650 10
07/21/2005 01:47 AM

coughing up letters makes me think of muppets makes me think of sex.



im weird.

lupience 26,981 11
07/21/2005 01:48 AM

Poor Lamburger- ...gets the raw end of the deal without even trying.

Livewire the Kelly Girl 78,229 13
07/21/2005 02:03 AM

I thought this was going to be the worst thread ever, but it yielded one of my new favourite quotes:



This is the internet, not Mexico.



I'm glad to see that got the mandatory full tube. You know things have gotten way out of hand when Puggy has to be the voice of reason.

Piemaster 12,538 15
07/21/2005 02:12 AM

I'm in love with Tila Nguyen.

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/21/2005 05:19 AM

CAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I'M F-ING YOU!



GET IT? GET IT?





I give up.

A week with Chickens is like a week without... 286,527 61
07/21/2005 06:23 AM

Livewire beat me to it, but I was going to say I have a new philosophy for life:

This is the internet, not Mexico.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/21/2005 06:51 AM

so that means we can still drink the water, right?

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
07/21/2005 07:41 AM

This is the internet, not Mexico.



There's not really that much of a difference. You can watch a woman and a donkey in either one.

Ditdah loves Steve AND Janice 123,110 14
07/21/2005 09:09 AM

You want to know how pathetic I am? The only thing I did all weekend that was remotely exciting was that kiss I've mentioned. It was a passing thing in the bar, after alcohol, and wasn't really much to share - I'm sure it was extremely tame compared to the things other people did, but I'm in a relationship and an open mouthed kiss with another woman is a big deal. I have no problem sharing because it was in a public bar and other GABbers saw it.



However I immediately went outside and called the GF to tell her what I did so she wouldn't hear it from someone else. And spent more time on the phone telling her about it that it actually took. How pathetic would it be if I actually did something exciting?

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
07/21/2005 09:38 AM

What happened between anyone and anyone else is none of my business. It wasn't my business in Boston and it's still none of my business. Except for the whole TTJ and Donk thing, cause you know if whoopie cushions are involved, I am SO there.

Phuc 237,919 21
07/21/2005 09:43 AM

The maximum sentence for indiscretion is loss of friends.



The mandatory sentence for infidelity is loss of happiness.



Though the latter is seldom carried out.



So whoever is talking about me and Filly, you are no longer my friend, and I hope you're happy that I'll never enjoy another sunrise or sunset again.

DemoMonkey, Mr Contributes-nothing-to- the-world. 166,252 10
07/21/2005 10:13 AM

If you want people to keep a secret, ASK them to keep a secret.

If you don't, don't blame them for talking about what they see, hear and conclude. Or, if you really don't want people to talk about something stupid you did, then don't do something stupid.



Presumption of privacy on the very internet message board where we've all been rehashing our oh so special get together is not only absurd, it's hypocritical.



Now for a fun Gabboston party game!



Step 1) Put all the male attendees names in one hat, all the female attendees name in the other.



Step 2) Draw one name from each hat. Those people slept together.



Step 3) Draw two names from the male hat OR two from the female hat. Those people are not talking to each other.



Step 4) Put all the names together and draw one. That person is going to disappear from Gab for a while. Or begin using the name "Bassoon Expert".



and finally, Step 5) Draw 37 more names. Those people are going to be dicks about the people in steps 2 through 4.



Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/21/2005 10:24 AM

Can I be dick #37? We all know I'm likely to be a dick, I just don't want to be the first one.

Bassoon Expert 12,363 11
07/21/2005 10:25 AM

So I slept with a couple of Gabbers. At least you have no idea if they were male or female.



Oh and when I said Frost you, I meant I wuv you man. I was drunk so shoot me.

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
07/21/2005 10:28 AM

Frogpop, I can't believe you were talking about me behind my back! Who gave you permission?



Seriously though, I'm feeling all tingly, just knowing that my name was spoken at the festivities.

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
07/21/2005 11:14 AM

In case it hasn't already been said...said already...hasn't been already said...



alright already



In case somebody didn't say it already, "What goes on at GabFests, STAYS at GabFests."



Pubah listen off the air now.

Balfazz 518 9
07/21/2005 02:51 PM

LALALALALA I can't hearBLAM

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/21/2005 05:18 PM

Lloyd, I talk about you to everyone.. gabbers at zugfest, checkout girls at the grocery store, my mailman (he says you totally should have been there), cops when they pull me over for speeding.. everyone.



I'm not gay though, really. Just ask [pull a name out of the female Zug10 hat].

Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/21/2005 05:49 PM

Dance, puppets! Dance!

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
07/21/2005 08:47 PM

I read this whole Frost-ing thread and I still don't know what happened.

newwave 45,912 10
07/21/2005 08:51 PM

I do. According to the names-in-a-hat method, Trixxie slept with Ditdah, and everyone thinks I have 37 dicks!

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/21/2005 08:53 PM

All those names were in Hat? Ewwww, who pulled them out?

Ditdah loves Steve AND Janice 123,110 14
07/21/2005 09:08 PM

Trixxie and I? I can safely say that's probably the LEAST likely hook-up on GAB.



AND I'M STICKING WITH THAT STORY! DON'T ASK HIM ABOUT IT!

Fluorescent Sombrero, Esquire 91,274 10
07/21/2005 09:11 PM

Declan, of course.

Ditdah loves Steve AND Janice 123,110 14
07/21/2005 09:12 PM

By the way - newwave - did you actually send me beer many moons ago? Just saw that in an old thread. I never got it - I didn't want you to think I was an ungrateful bitch.



At least not for that reason.

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
07/21/2005 09:12 PM

Nope. Nothing going on there.

newwave 45,912 10
07/21/2005 09:21 PM

Sure did. It never bounced back. If it never arrived, I could probably send again...

Ditdah loves Steve AND Janice 123,110 14
07/21/2005 09:24 PM

Hey - he's kissing the camera - not me.



But he DID stick that bow in my hair later.

Ditdah loves Steve AND Janice 123,110 14
07/21/2005 09:25 PM

I don't want you to throw more money away - I just didn't want you to think I ignored it.



Stupid postal workers probably drank it.

supergrover 4,517 9
07/21/2005 10:35 PM

I can vouch that newwave sent it. Didn't you pumpky wumpky?

SquidBoy 19,912 12
07/22/2005 04:03 AM

I don't know what happened, nor do I care. Would it be fun to find out? Probably, but now that people are pissed off about it, it's probably done and over with.



I will say this, however.



If you've ever said (and meant), "What happens in ______ stays in ______", or if you've never said it, but you agree with it.. you're a worthless piece of Shakespeare. This is your way of getting friends to not tell on you, in return for not telling on them. There's no excuse for cheating on someone, no matter what the act involves. So drunk you're seeing triple and can hardly stand on your own? So Frost-ing what, if you love someone you're faithful.



I could be happily married for 20 years... my wife so much as kisses another man (or woman) and she's gone. It's just that simple.



</conscience>

Rider, brother to that pie bitch 2,014 9
07/22/2005 04:19 AM

Honesty is ruining Gab...

Rider, brother to that pie bitch 2,014 9
07/22/2005 04:21 AM

Lila, call me. kthnx

Piemaster 12,538 15
07/22/2005 04:28 AM

Shakespeare, that was me... yes, I've been drinking. No, I'm not Anita. Though, a drunk piemaster could do for a good Anita lovin...

Fishlegs (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2 1,612 9
07/22/2005 05:21 AM

I think orifice would be an appropriate word here.

Piemaster 12,538 15
07/22/2005 05:36 AM

<action>is on webcam and can't find an appropriate place to post it.</action>

newwave 45,912 10
07/22/2005 05:52 AM

http://www.amateurpeniscam.com/men4men/post.php

Fratberry 282,940 53
10/03/2005 10:39 AM

Man, I cannot WAIT for GABvegas!

Millie 116,988 28
10/03/2005 11:49 AM

I was there, and I still don't know what the Frost this was about.

Millie 116,988 28
10/03/2005 11:52 AM

but pretty much everyone came back blabbing about pretty much everything



What? No one told me anything!



Dammit. Yeah, I know, it's my own fault for refusing to I.M.