Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/21/2005 10:24 PM

MarijCOUGH COUGH COUGH....COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH...Shakespeare man, this is good.

supergrover 4,517 9
07/21/2005 10:26 PM

I forgot.

Livewire the Kelly Girl 78,229 13
07/21/2005 10:27 PM

Have you ever tried weed... on weed?

Tingles 2,134 8
07/21/2005 10:31 PM

How about... Got weed?

Rep. Jep Rep. 007 58,758 13
07/21/2005 10:33 PM

More like....Got Cheetos?

Jim-Bob's Pants 2,255 8
07/21/2005 10:35 PM

MARIJUANA!

It's not just for breakfast, anymore!

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/21/2005 10:38 PM

Smoke Pot = low sperm count = no use for condom

McRib, just out of curiosity 13,155 9
07/21/2005 10:39 PM

Canada: We inhale.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
07/21/2005 10:51 PM

"This is Bob. Bob is doing well. Very well indeed. Cause Bob just called the man, and scored some weed."

supergrover 4,517 9
07/21/2005 10:51 PM

America: Not surprised Canada inhales

supergrover 4,517 9
07/21/2005 10:51 PM

I don't know what that means.

Dr. Napkin Descartes 30,762 12
07/21/2005 10:55 PM

Weed: Try some, you Poe.

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
07/21/2005 11:01 PM

Weed: now with 10% more TH.....



Umm, er... Ahhhh? where was I?



Huh? did I just say that out loud? Oh Shakespeare I'm baked...







Now what was the phone number for Domino's?

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/21/2005 11:03 PM

Weed: Makes pizza even better

Janice 181,790 70
07/21/2005 11:08 PM

Weed: fun like beer, only you don't wake up with an ugly chick.

Jim-Bob's Pants 2,255 8
07/21/2005 11:13 PM

Marijuana! In partnership with LSD and Crack: Bringing you the worst in reality television since 2000!

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
07/21/2005 11:23 PM

As if they're gonna ned to advertize.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
07/21/2005 11:24 PM

Ned, of course, being the Candadian spelling of nadrijeozi.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
07/21/2005 11:24 PM

Shakespeare.

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/21/2005 11:30 PM

You're high right now aren't you.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/21/2005 11:31 PM

Um...what?

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/21/2005 11:32 PM

Here's mine:



Canadian Marijuana: Puff Puff TAX.

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
07/21/2005 11:36 PM

Announcer: ARE YOUR FINGERS BORING?



Bored-looking person: Yeah, they just sit there. My fingers suck!



Announcer: YOU NEED TO SMOKE A MARIJUANA CIGARETTE, NEW FROM PROCTER & GAMBLE!



Formerly bored-looking person, now looking stoned, and staring at fingers: WOW! My fingers are SO cool! Look at all the neat things they can do. Thanks marijuana!

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
07/21/2005 11:43 PM

"Do you know Me ? Yea not many people did. I'm Ross Rebagliati, and I won the Giant Slalom in the 1998 Winter Olympics, but still wasn't getting the recognition I felt I deserved."



"Until I traded my Olympic Gold........for Acapulco Gold, and now I' recognized all around the world, wherever I go."







(Music from Cheers Theme song)



Sometimes you have to toke, so everybody knows your name.

BobJohnson, Tiger Trainer Extraordinaire 178,045 22
07/22/2005 12:18 AM

"Marijuana: Staring at things is awesome."





Of course, the currently proposed bill doesn't legalize anything and only decriminalizes possession of 'small' amounts. Although I suspect Livewire knows that and was merely simplifying. . . . Hmmmm, I appear to be a in a really anal mood today. Trixxie!? *shakes fist*

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/22/2005 12:25 AM

Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?



Canadian Marijuana, It's awesome!



This has been a paid advertisement brought to you by Bic, Zig-Zag, Cheetos, and High Times magazine. Marijuana user(s) may or may not be able to fly. Do not pilot a vehicle while under the influence of marijuana. Smoking marijuana and driving is not and act which is condoned by the manufacturers representing this advertisement. Cheetos are actually kind of gross. I hate when people always steal my lighters, because I get baked and forget about it. Drinking and driving is fun. You're probably not reading all of this are you. This ad is probably serving as filter paper at this very moment. That Shakespeare smells pretty good, man. Lemme hit that Shakespeare.

Humphrey 51,764 12
07/22/2005 12:35 AM

Here's the woman's face, beautiful. Camera pulls back, naked breast. Camera pulls back, she's totally naked. Legs apart. Two fingers, right there, and it just says, "Smoke Weed." Now I don't know the connection here, but goddamn if Weed isn't on my shopping list that week. Damned if I'm not buying these products! My brain is mush, I'm glued to the television, I'm as big as a Frost-ing couch. "More Weed, more weed!"

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/22/2005 12:42 AM

Weed: Now you can catch Strep Throat without all that messy kissing!

Senior Destructor: Soon to be legal in Canada! 60,724 12
07/22/2005 01:27 AM

Weed: Making Fingers Fing since 1983!

Livewire the Kelly Girl 78,229 13
07/22/2005 01:29 AM

*1950s tv jingle music*



Ma-a-a-arijuana,

You know you wanna!

BobJohnson, Tiger Trainer Extraordinaire 178,045 22
07/22/2005 01:34 AM

I think they should do a promotion with Gateway. Say, every 10,000th marijuana customer gets a free computer.



That way they could use the slogan, "Marijuana is a gateway drug!"

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
07/22/2005 03:00 AM

"No stems no seeds that you don't need Acapulco gold is bad ass weed"

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
07/22/2005 03:10 AM

forgot the link (five seconds)

Fishlegs (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2 1,612 9
07/22/2005 04:11 AM

O Canada!

Our home and native land!

True stoner love in all thy sons command.



With glowing hearts we will inhale,

The True North loves it's weed!



From far and wide,

O Canada, we stand on guard for weed.



God keep our weed glorious and free!

O Canada, we stand on guard for weed.



O Canada, we stand on guard for...



CHEETOS!

CthulDuuuuhu 24,152 8
07/22/2005 09:16 AM

There's already advertising, both by billboard and by D.A.R.E.

Nachos Nachos Man 57,521 23
07/22/2005 10:08 AM

How about:



'Smoke pot and make new friends. After all, you're never alone with Schizophrenia!'



or



'Toke weed and take a vacation. There's nothing more restful than a psychotic break!'



</anal-retentive, drug-hating killjoy>

Release the One Legged Space Chickens 286,527 61
07/22/2005 10:14 AM

Canadian Duty Free Shops- Not just for Cuban Cigars anymore!

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
07/22/2005 10:28 AM

"You deserve a bake today."

supergrover 4,517 9
07/22/2005 11:17 AM

I don't get the connection between weed and psychotic breaks. I smoke a lot of weed and I'm just ... Give me a Frost-ing toke! Where the Frost am I and who the Frost are you people! I swear to god I'm gonna Frost a baby's corpse if someone doesn't get me some Frost-ing weed!

Piquantrax 8,691 9
07/22/2005 11:44 AM

Weed:Keeping Frito Lay in business for nearly 90 years.



Man gave us beer, God gave us weed, in who do you trust?

SalsaShark 6,518 12
07/22/2005 12:47 PM

*Jamaican-accented voice-over*



"It's weed. Hooraaaaayyyyy weed!"

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
07/22/2005 04:39 PM

New "Marijuana Cigarettes", the perfect gift for that person who is so good at everything that they just Frost-ing piss you off!

TheBoB666 70 7
07/22/2005 05:28 PM

"Weed, helping people taste colors since 1804."

Balfazz 518 9
07/22/2005 08:29 PM

The incredible, edible roach

Kunta Kinte, aka Toby 874 9
07/22/2005 10:09 PM

Marijuana: The other whi.......

































oh Frost it.

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/23/2005 03:08 AM

Gotta have your Weedies!

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/23/2005 03:09 AM

(Now lightly toasted for your pleasure)

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
07/23/2005 04:17 AM

Canadian Marijuana products, helping to tolerate the uncomfortable side effects known to accompany some medical treatments, or to just relax with, while having some beers after your stressfully day.





We would call it Canadian Medical Marijuana, but if we did, we would have to give it out for free.

Errol 10,584 9
07/23/2005 01:54 PM

Marijuana.......... .................................. ..........................what?

Fluorescent Sombrero, Esquire 91,274 10
07/23/2005 01:56 PM

Good one, Errol.

ChiliDog 322 10
07/23/2005 03:04 PM

Um...

What were we just talkin' about?

dropkick brody 43,090 12
07/23/2005 03:07 PM

The weed companie should team up with the hat companies...



Hats. You can put your weed in them.



</lame Hot Chick reference>

Itchy Gooch 439 9
07/23/2005 08:31 PM

I'm not going to try to be funny, I take my weed very seriously. An awesome commercial would just be a couple sitting in a couch next to each other, watching a trippy movie (natural born killers), eating popcorn and blazed out of their asses, giggling.

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
07/26/2005 10:21 AM

Come with me, if you will to the green hills of Columbia where Juan Valdez waits for just the right time to harvest his coffee beans. See the lush fields of coffe bushes and Juan's trusted donkey carrying his harvest to market. Only the best for our customers.



Now, follow me to the lush green hills of Tennessee where Juan's cousin, Julio renders the same care to his crop....yessssss, aromatic, medicinal, Cannibis. He and his ass, Anna comb the hills. Waiting for just the right time to pick a dime bag...just for you.

MaxPlanck, riding round forever on a manmade horse 18,881 12
07/26/2005 10:29 AM

Weed. It's legal. Make the most of it before they change their mind.



Weed. Pull up a bong and watch this country go backwards.

ChainsawGutsfuck 62 8
07/26/2005 11:58 AM

i like drugs and child abuse

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/12/2006 06:55 PM

We're HOMOSEXUALS, And thanks for bumping this thread, It was one of my favorites!!

Supergroverpunk 4,517 9
01/13/2006 05:28 AM

pot

jehzehcah 4 4
06/25/2008 03:33 AM

megalize larijuana

syncope also has a Dobro 49,019 14
06/25/2008 04:33 AM

Thank. God.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
06/25/2008 01:59 PM

Whatever happened to Livewire? He don't be coming around much anymore.

Less Than Zolton 88,175 34
06/25/2008 02:08 PM

Whatever happened to Livewire?

REEEEEEFER MAAAAAAAADNESS!!!

GrammarNazi 954 5
06/25/2008 03:31 PM

Because the waste is a terrible thing to mi... Dude! I totally Frosted that up!

Cinderblock- disappointed idealist. 27,578 25
06/25/2008 03:33 PM

A while ago, I had to proofread a classmate's paper in my English comp class. I went to town on that Shakespeare with my red pen. What was particularly amusing was that her paper was arguing for the legalization of marijuana, but the paper itself was chock-full o' errors- grammar errors, punctuation errors, sentence structure mistakes- everything. Had I been someone in authority reading this paper, it would have encouraged me to put a constitutional ban on cannabis based on that horrible piece of writing alone.

GrammarNazi 954 5
06/25/2008 03:34 PM

This is your brain.

This is your brain on pot.

This is your brain desperately searching for Nachos.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
06/25/2008 09:27 PM

This is your brain in Nachos' cooler.

syncope also has a Dobro 49,019 14
06/25/2008 09:29 PM

I like pot, but the people in favor of legalizing it are Frost-ing annoying.

Mung Champ 35,886 35
06/25/2008 09:39 PM

Official Sponsor of the NBA!

Squ....... uh what was my name again? 53,270 54
06/25/2008 09:47 PM

This is your brain.


This is your brain on pot.


This is your brain desperately searching for Nachos.





Any Questions:


Besides where are the Nachos

beesler 0 3
08/24/2009 04:03 AM

*Marijuana*
It's..... .... wait, what was I saying?"

Pop me, I'm Knobby! 169 4
08/24/2009 04:16 AM

Marijuana... Hey, at least it's not crack!

FunkyMunky Aka "Weezy" 316 4
08/24/2009 04:33 AM

Weed.

It makes you bump threads from years ago!

i_carumba 33 4
08/24/2009 04:54 PM

Pot: Making sex weirder since 1969.