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Worst/best names for your children
A comedy conversation by JillyWilly 332 7
07/22/2005 01:03 PM 610 views

Kaitlyn,katelin, kaytlin, Kaitlynne. (worst)

Priscilla - best

Thad - best

fritz - worst

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Hilarious 23 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246939
Janice 181,790 70
07/22/2005 01:05 PM

JillyWilly

 

Hilarious 15 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246940
BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
07/22/2005 01:05 PM

Those aren't my children's names.

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246945
JillyWilly 332 7
07/22/2005 01:13 PM

sorry for the confusion...not YOUR children in particular. I have a friend named Elvis. Isn't that terrible?

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246946
JillyWilly 332 7
07/22/2005 01:13 PM

sorry for the confusion...not YOUR children in particular. I have a friend named Elvis. Isn't that terrible?

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246951
PuggyD 48,304 12
07/22/2005 01:18 PM

Many things are terrible today.

 

Hilarious 22 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246952
Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/22/2005 01:21 PM

Starts with J...





ends with...







ump off a bridge.

 

Hilarious 29 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246953
Janice 181,790 70
07/22/2005 01:22 PM

Not enough people use toasters in the bathtub anymore.

 

Funny 8 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246954
PuggyD 48,304 12
07/22/2005 01:24 PM

I once knew a girl named Nancy Ann Cianci. Hand to God. What parents do to their children...

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246955
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/22/2005 01:24 PM

Dequan

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246956
BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
07/22/2005 01:24 PM

I once new a girl named Margarine.

I thought that was pretty bad.

 

Hilarious 13 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246957
Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/22/2005 01:24 PM

My toaster likes to take showers instead.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246963
Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
07/22/2005 01:28 PM

I work with a woman named Pebbles.

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246965
JillyWilly 332 7
07/22/2005 01:30 PM

Herman

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246966
Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/22/2005 01:32 PM

My name has been in steady decline to nothing...

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246968
Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/22/2005 01:37 PM

The funniest name I have come across to date: Sandy Annis.

 

Funny 9 votes 3.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246969
Aimless Flotilla DeBarge 54,807 10
07/22/2005 01:38 PM

Jilly dear, don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?



 

Hilarious 15 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246972
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/22/2005 01:40 PM

Sean O'Connor...that name makes me want to drink.

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246974
Release the One Legged Space Chickens 286,527 61
07/22/2005 01:43 PM

Chris Garrett Jr.

 

Funny 6 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246978
JillyWilly 332 7
07/22/2005 01:46 PM

Melissa dear, bite my ass.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246981
TableTopYoshimi-I have a black belt in karate 173,958 15
07/22/2005 01:47 PM

As most of you know by now, my name is Jennifer. I have an older brother named Jason. When I was pregnant, I bought this name book - Beyond Jennifer and Jason: An Enlightened Guide to Naming Your Baby. Jennifer was the number one name in the 70s, according to DR's link, and Jason was number three. Not once was I the only Jennifer in a class. Which may explain my hate for being called "Jen" or "Jenny".



And Nutters, if you ever have another kid, you might want to check out the Irish version.

 

Hilarious 12 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246983
TableTopYoshimi-I have a black belt in karate 173,958 15
07/22/2005 01:49 PM

JillyWilly, back the Frost up and don't ever speak to Aimless like that again.



RAWR! JANEY MAD!!! (and slightly hormonal)

 

Hilarious 13 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246985
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/22/2005 01:50 PM

HAHAHA, TTJs parents named her from the cover of the book...





<checks second link>





SONOFABITCH.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246986
Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
07/22/2005 01:51 PM

I adore the microbrains who name their children after television characters.





There is a whole flock of 6-10 year old girls named "Mikayla", "Michela", "Michalya." I hope they all grow up to be homicidal Democratic lesbians who take out their parents first.

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246987
Little Irish Lila 78,555 13
07/22/2005 01:52 PM

Jilly, just a little hint for ya. If you want to work your way into our favor you don't start inane threads and then take the defense when you're called out on having nothing to say.



Oh, and don't Frost with Jen...nifer.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.1 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246988
JillyWilly 332 7
07/22/2005 01:52 PM

Jilly dear, don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?

HOw would you respond to THAT??

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246994
Release the One Legged Space Chickens 286,527 61
07/22/2005 01:56 PM

Down the road from my development is another one called Tennelle Dawn estates.



yes, the guy who made it has a 20 year old daughter born in the heyday of Teh Capt. and Tennelle and Tony Orlando and Dawn.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246997
JillyWilly 332 7
07/22/2005 01:58 PM

thanks lila ... will you be my mentor?

 

Funny 5 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1246999
Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
07/22/2005 01:58 PM

HOw would you respond to THAT??



Jilly, shut the hell up, lurk a few (more?) months, and then drink a litre of chlorine bleach.

 

Side-splitting 12 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247000
Little Irish Lila 78,555 13
07/22/2005 01:58 PM

No. You're on your own, n00b.

 

Funny 7 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247002
TableTopYoshimi-I have a black belt in karate 173,958 15
07/22/2005 02:00 PM

Jilly dear, don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?

HOw would you respond to THAT??




If you had two brain cells to rub together, you would know that NOT responding would have been the best thing to do. Instead, you decide it would be best to antagonize someone who is liked around here.

There are many other things I'd like to tell you, but I'm not sure I could say them monosyllabically for you to understand.

Does it hurt to be so stupid?

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247007
JillyWilly 332 7
07/22/2005 02:03 PM

okay...seriously... all insults aside... what's up with the attacks? I saw another message board where y'all slaughtered this poor lady. I had read John H.s articles for a while and thought that the people on the message board seemed to have a sick sense of humor... and I'm all,"score!" But man, y'all are a tough crowd. Why?

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247010
TableTopYoshimi-I have a black belt in karate 173,958 15
07/22/2005 02:04 PM

I saw another message board where y'all slaughtered this poor lady.





No, I don't think you did. As far as I know, this is the only mesage board I'm on. Now, you may have seen that in another thread...

 

Side-splitting 12 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247012
Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
07/22/2005 02:05 PM

Darling, if you had lurked for a while, as is advised, you would see that n00b bashing is a fine old tradition here.



Furthermore, we are comedy experts, and expect a high standard from fellow contributors.



It's nothing extremely personal, however in your case, I have a feeling that we would gladly make exceptions, sweetie.





Blessyourheart!

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247013
Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/22/2005 02:05 PM

Not to go all DemoMonkey on you people but whoa.



Hello Jilly Willy! Are you new here?

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247017
JillyWilly 332 7
07/22/2005 02:09 PM

No ..I'm a "n00b" on the thread, (not message board.) I'm all up for a little hazing, but Shakespeare man . I came here to laugh.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247018
Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
07/22/2005 02:10 PM

Hello, DR!



We missed you last weekend.



Couldn't you have hidden the Sustiva bottle at the border?



It's been a few years since I did the Canadia/HewEss thing, but my meds were never searched.

 

Side-splitting 26 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247021
JiIIyWiIIy 203,956 21
07/22/2005 02:12 PM

I feel that we have gotten off on the wrong foot. I think we can all be friends, because I love comedy, specifically the comedic stylings of Carrot Top. He so fizzuny.



But let me tell you a little about myself.



My parents hate me, and I have horrible scars on my head from the botched abortions. Those wire hangers aren't fool proof when Dad was all liquored up on MD 20/20.



I am totally into 133t and think I can get you all to change over. But I might need some help with my emoticons.



Oh, and I hate fags.



So tell me about yourselves.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247022
TableTopYoshimi-I have a black belt in karate 173,958 15
07/22/2005 02:12 PM

JillyWilly, I'll be nice for a econd and offer some good adice.



Leave this thread. Leave this thread and never return. Quit posting and bitching about how mean we're being. In less than 48 hours most of us will forget about it.

Stick to posting in threads started by OTHER people. Try not to start threads of your own for a while. Try waiting until you have, oh, 100 clickies.

 

Chuckleworthy 7 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247024
TableTopYoshimi-I have a black belt in karate 173,958 15
07/22/2005 02:14 PM

Oh, I give up. There's no hope for you, you donkey raping, Shakespeare eating, mouth breathing soccer mom.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247026
Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/22/2005 02:15 PM

Canada allows all sorts into the True North Strong and Free. We have no paranoid HIV laws governing our borders.



I regret not going to Zeebeegeebees but I'm getting too old and too angry to fully enjoy it.

 

Side-splitting 21 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247027
JiIIyWiIIy 203,956 21
07/22/2005 02:15 PM

Oh, Jenny. I think I will call you Jenny. Because sometimes people get imped and even the long time GABbers don't catch on.



Silly ass.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247029
Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
07/22/2005 02:18 PM

We've been pwned.







Well done, BIG.







Next time I see you.....avoid bending over.

 

Side-splitting 17 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247032
TableTopYoshimi-I have a black belt in karate 173,958 15
07/22/2005 02:24 PM

Call me Jenny again, and I know a certain over-sized Irish guy who's going to have his face posted all over GAB.

 

Chuckleworthy 8 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247034
JillyWilly 332 7
07/22/2005 02:25 PM

SEAN-- hi- your use of my screen name- not a problem... But let me tell you something you Frost-ing sick ass Frost. The things that you said... not cool. Way WAY over the Frost-ing line. Wire hanger abortions by my Father? dude you are into some sick ass Shakespeare. There is nothing funny about that. Go finish figuring out how to give yourself a blowjob.

 

Hilarious 18 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247037
TableTopYoshimi-I have a black belt in karate 173,958 15
07/22/2005 02:27 PM

Look, BIG! You made it mad! I forgive you for calling me Jenny.

 

Side-splitting 24 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247038
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/22/2005 02:28 PM

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA....





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....





HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....






assclown.

 

Hilarious 25 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247043
JiIIyWiIIy 203,956 21
07/22/2005 02:33 PM

And let me also tell you about the time my mom pimped me out to the local trash collector. I didn't want to do it and I thought it was rape. But the judge said it wasn't because I dressed like I wanted it...and I pushed back.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247044
TableTopYoshimi-I have a black belt in karate 173,958 15
07/22/2005 02:33 PM

Aaaw. JillyWilly, that's so sweet. I love knowing that I got you so upset you felt the need to maha me. But let me let you in on a little secret. They don't bother me. After the Shakespearestorm of MyNutzUrFace, I stopped caring. So you sit there and maha away. With any lick your finger will cramp up and you'll have to take a break from posting.



Douche nozzle.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247046
TableTopYoshimi-I have a black belt in karate 173,958 15
07/22/2005 02:34 PM

With any lick luck

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247047
Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/22/2005 02:34 PM

Has anyone seen my testicles?

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247048
Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
07/22/2005 02:34 PM

To the real "JillyWilly":



Dear, every man-straight, gay, and Donkers has contemplated the bliss of being able to give himself a blow job. If that was meant as an insult, you must try harder, darling.

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247051
TableTopYoshimi-I have a black belt in karate 173,958 15
07/22/2005 02:35 PM

Has anyone seen my testicles?





GET BACK IN YOUR BOX!

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247054
Release the One Legged Space Chickens 286,527 61
07/22/2005 02:36 PM

...and I pushed back.



Can't..... speak.... laughiing.....tooo.....hard....

 

Side-splitting 26 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247055
Aimless Flotilla DeBarge 54,807 10
07/22/2005 02:36 PM

<action>laughs while giving self aborion with wire hanger



Abortion is always funny. Here look at the puppet I made with my fetus....

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247057
Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/22/2005 02:36 PM

TTJ, I thought I should let you know. I just moved to Montana. Meet me there, will you?

 

Side-splitting 41 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247058
Aimless Flotilla DeBarge 54,807 10
07/22/2005 02:38 PM

<action>makes fetus puppet "talk"



Ma Ma.



Maaaaaaa Maaaaaaa.

 

Hilarious 13 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247059
TableTopYoshimi-I have a black belt in karate 173,958 15
07/22/2005 02:39 PM

<bigFrost-ingfont>JESUS Frost-ing CHRIST AIMLESS.,/bigFrost-ingfont>



 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247060
Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/22/2005 02:40 PM

Aimless, what say we ditch Jane and have some fun with that Fetus?

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247061
JillyWilly 332 7
07/22/2005 02:40 PM

gosh Aimless you are a Frost-ing riot. and cute too you d<a href='aimless_melissa@yahoo.com'>ogface</a>

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247062
Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
07/22/2005 02:41 PM

Aimless, after I mop up the Caffeine Free diet Coke from my keyboard and monitor...well done! I am so going to enjoy Hell with you.

 

Hilarious 11 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247063
Aimless Flotilla DeBarge 54,807 10
07/22/2005 02:41 PM

It's Fetus fun for everyone!!

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247064
TableTopYoshimi-I have a black belt in karate 173,958 15
07/22/2005 02:41 PM

Fill up Aimless's pee tube.



FILL IT

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247065
Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/22/2005 02:42 PM

...





uh...





I dont get it.



Am I too old? What did I miss?

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247067
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/22/2005 02:42 PM

Some things about JillyWilly:





She's a 28 year old Aquarius, born in the year of the Dragon.



She works as an Administrative/Marketing assistant in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.



Jill also just went to her 10 year high school reunion and can't wait until her 20th.



Here is what she looks like.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247068
Aimless Flotilla DeBarge 54,807 10
07/22/2005 02:45 PM

Damn TTJ, you've become so demanding...so assertive...so sexy!





Wanna play with my puppet?

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247069
Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
07/22/2005 02:46 PM

Another pretty lady from Baton Rouge?





I don't know if the board can withstand the combined fabulousity.

 

Side-splitting 29 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247071
Aimless Flotilla DeBarge 54,807 10
07/22/2005 02:47 PM

<action>Stands fetus on table and makes it kick its legs and sing...



Hello my baby! Hello my darlin'! Hello my rag time gaaaaal...

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247070
TableTopYoshimi-I have a black belt in karate 173,958 15
07/22/2005 02:47 PM

Can I wear a skirt to the mall and randomly drop it in large crowds and scream "MY BABY!"?

 

Side-splitting 13 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247076
Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/22/2005 03:00 PM

Aimless, will you have my abortion?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247080
Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/22/2005 03:01 PM

I'm serious, Aimless. I have never been more in love with an internet stranger than I am right now.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247083
Release the One Legged Space Chickens 286,527 61
07/22/2005 03:04 PM

My oh My.

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247084
JillyWilly 332 7
07/22/2005 03:05 PM

Talk about low standards!

 

Hilarious 16 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247085
Aimless Flotilla DeBarge 54,807 10
07/22/2005 03:05 PM

Olly honey, I've had more kids pulled out of me than a burning orphanage. I'll have your abortion any day.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247088
Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/22/2005 03:13 PM

Swoons.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247089
Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/22/2005 03:13 PM

<action>Swoons.

 

Hilarious 14 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247090
Aimless Flotilla DeBarge 54,807 10
07/22/2005 03:13 PM

Poor Jilly. Your crappy thread about names has been jacked by a fetus in a top hat with cane singing show tunes. That is the way of the GAB.







As a side note, if anyone has a couple more feti they'd like to donate I'm like to start a band. "Fetus and the Hangers."

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247091
Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/22/2005 03:16 PM

I can't remember who said it, but I think my favorite band name that has been made on this site so far has been "Lacy & and the Fetus."

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247093
Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/22/2005 03:37 PM

Whenever Jilly posts, I get the Chilly Willy theme song stuck in my head.







SHE'S A WITCH! BURN HER!

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247094
Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/22/2005 03:38 PM

Imagine... someone named "Jill" thinks that "Thad" is a good name for a failed abortion.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247098
Ditdah loves Steve AND Janice 123,110 14
07/22/2005 03:51 PM

Ahh-Eee-ACHOOO!

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247103
JillyWilly 332 7
07/22/2005 03:59 PM

every time donkey posts I hear Carry On My Wayward Son....



He's in a hair band....RUN!!!

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247104
Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/22/2005 04:01 PM

Your retarded.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247105
Ditdah loves Steve AND Janice 123,110 14
07/22/2005 04:01 PM

Gezz n00b - he's a Buttrock fag.



Get it right.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247106
Ditdah loves Steve AND Janice 123,110 14
07/22/2005 04:03 PM

Her retarded what, Ollie?

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247107
Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/22/2005 04:03 PM

She lists The Bible as one of her favorite books.





Chickens, I think we found your new soul-mate.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247109
Aimless Flotilla DeBarge 54,807 10
07/22/2005 04:05 PM

You know Jilly, someone said you were not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for you and said, "oh yes she is."

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247110
Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/22/2005 04:07 PM

Someone told me that she ate Shakespeare sandwiches, but I stuck up for her too.





Jilly doesn't like bread.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247111
JillyWilly 332 7
07/22/2005 04:07 PM

oooohh... The Bible... What -Whitesnake, you LIE about your favorite books? No I forgot your NAME is actueally a definition.

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247112
JillyWilly 332 7
07/22/2005 04:07 PM

oooohh... The Bible... What -Whitesnake, you LIE about your favorite books? No I forgot your NAME is actueally a definition.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247113
Ditdah loves Steve AND Janice 123,110 14
07/22/2005 04:10 PM

You know that's not really his name, right?

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247114
Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/22/2005 04:11 PM

Ditdah, please to be seeing.



Also, see this.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247115
Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/22/2005 04:12 PM

What I am trying to say is, never correct me. I am always right.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247116
Ditdah loves Steve AND Janice 123,110 14
07/22/2005 04:12 PM

Ollie - one, I'm not clicking ANY of your links. Even the ones that look safe get me called into the office.

B - DAMMIT! I thought I FINALLY caught you for once. You suck.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247118
JillyWilly 332 7
07/22/2005 04:20 PM

I would hope that's not his real name.... Jilly willy's not mine.

uh uh...we've come full circle...talking about names again.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247142
Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/22/2005 05:13 PM

Here's the difference. I know I'm a buttrock dork. I embrace it. You don't seem to realize that you're a dipShakespeare.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247144
KathieLeeGriffin 332 7
07/22/2005 05:15 PM

what's a dipoopoo

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247145
KathieLeeGriffin 332 7
07/22/2005 05:16 PM

what's a dipoopoo?

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247147
Aimless Flotilla DeBarge 54,807 10
07/22/2005 05:16 PM

My butt rocks.



























YES IT STILL DOES CHICKENS YOU SHUT UP!

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247151
Ditdah loves Steve AND Janice 123,110 14
07/22/2005 05:21 PM

ha ha! Jilly has her swearbot on!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247153
BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
07/22/2005 05:24 PM

Jilly- for the love of God- just walk away. Take a breath, count to 10 and come back in another thread.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247156
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/22/2005 05:27 PM

...and come back in another thread.



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247157
KathieLeeGriffin 332 7
07/22/2005 05:27 PM

no... i like it here. if you're going to be a Shakespeare face... you leave.

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247158
KathieLeeGriffin 332 7
07/22/2005 05:28 PM

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247160
Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/22/2005 05:28 PM

suyt



/dinesh

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247162
BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
07/22/2005 05:38 PM

Jilly- I was trying to help you. That's why I'm going to let you in on one of the unwritten secrets of Gab.

I just ejaculated on your mom's face. I thought you should know.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247164
KathieLeeGriffin 332 7
07/22/2005 05:40 PM

Oliver - - will you be nice and explain that to me?? Pretty Please. With Mozzarella cheese

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247168
KathieLeeGriffin 332 7
07/22/2005 05:47 PM

I know Blaise. She said she likes when you eat healthy - it makes your Man juice Oh, so sweet.

 

Funny 6 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247170
Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/22/2005 05:51 PM

.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247171
Little Irish Lila 78,555 13
07/22/2005 05:53 PM

Oli, don't tell Matt but I'm in love with you.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247172
Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/22/2005 05:53 PM

Jilly, an explanation of suyt.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247173
Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/22/2005 05:53 PM

!

 

Side-splitting 12 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247175
DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
07/22/2005 06:01 PM

Jilly



A helpful piece of advice.



Unlike a live comedy show, where hecklers need to be supressed with a quick comeback, you cannot shout down a hostile crowd on the internet. Counterpunching is, simply, counterproductive.



Let the insults roll off your back; if you must reply to them, be 100% sure that your reply is tailored to make the other person laugh, not want to continue the argument. In this way you can ensure that your message is heard even though you personally are unfamiliar to the regulars. And hopefully, that message is a funny one.



Because if it isn't, they're going to ass-rape you with a souvlaki.



Glad to help!

Demo

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247179
KathieLeeGriffin 332 7
07/22/2005 06:05 PM

spank, oops, I mean Thank you

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247265
A week with Chickens is like a week without... 286,527 61
07/22/2005 09:32 PM

Boy, Frank Gifford is gonna be pissed when he finds out Kathy Lee changed her last name.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247266
Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/22/2005 09:33 PM

So is Lois.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247351
Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
07/22/2005 11:36 PM

I went to Dead Robot's link, typed in my name, and got the response, "Hit 'return' to see only DICK."



What is that the kids are saying today? Oh, yeah...



IT'S A TRAP!*

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1247357
Millie 116,988 28
07/22/2005 11:42 PM

You mean the children that for me are just hypothetical because I will never have them?



Thanks, JillyWilly, thanks a lot!



<sobs>



 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1424247
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/03/2006 03:49 PM

Bump for Ashley.

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1424501
newwave 45,912 10
03/03/2006 09:12 PM

Bump for Mary-Kate.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1424505
Lila - Gettin' Hitched This Spring 78,555 13
03/03/2006 09:15 PM

Guh. This thread made me realize Jill has been here since July.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1424610
Max Planck 18,881 12
03/04/2006 11:01 AM

My birthday is in July.



I guess it's the thought that counts.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1424611
Lew Pee Ants 26,981 11
03/04/2006 11:11 AM

Max Loves Jilly!!!!!

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1424612
Max Planck 18,881 12
03/04/2006 11:16 AM

Max would love Jilly a whole lot more if she never posted ever again.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1424613
Crackalacka! 68,758 11
03/04/2006 11:26 AM

Didn't there used to be another person around here that made a bunch of useless stupid threads and used different names? I wonder what happened to him?



<hint, hint>

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1424614
Lew Pee Ants 26,981 11
03/04/2006 11:29 AM

I'm not a 'him'. And I've been behaving myself. Even while drunk.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1424615
Lew Pee Ants 26,981 11
03/04/2006 11:29 AM

Aaaannnd- we're bumping this thread again. I'm sorry.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1424616
Max Planck 18,881 12
03/04/2006 11:31 AM

<action>feels left out.</action>Time for bed.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1424690
Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/04/2006 04:48 PM

And I've been behaving myself. Even while drunk.



You have got to be Frost-ing kidding me. Who do you think you're fooling?

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1424732
Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
03/04/2006 08:50 PM

Eight months and she hasn't taken one Frost-ing hint. It's a story for Ripley's.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1424840
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
03/05/2006 12:23 AM

How is, "we don't like you, get the Frost off GAB," a hint?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1424844
Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
03/05/2006 01:20 AM

Jaggy, some people hint with a feather and some hint with a sledgehammer. Either way is okay, as long as it works. WHICH IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE DOING IN THIS CASE!

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1482620
Ziggy the Midgets 96,092 48
07/02/2006 09:15 PM

Bump for some funny.





This thread made Big and Aimless gods in my eyes.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1482722
SAVIORA, Lord of the Chance 4,599 8
07/03/2006 11:00 AM

Fill up Aimless's pee tube.



I can't, I keep maha-ing without meaning to; must have caught something in this thread.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1482801
Running with Scissors 3,510 12
07/03/2006 03:53 PM

Dick

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1482930
SAVE WHORIA, Lord of the Chance 4,599 8
07/03/2006 10:23 PM

WHERE?!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1483212
Pram Maven 80,726 42
07/05/2006 08:39 AM

Phla...



Starts with a U and ends in Noriginal.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1483398
Pram Maven 80,726 42
07/05/2006 03:51 PM

Worst name for a boy:



Ted Bundy.



Worst name for a girl: Ted Bundy.



Yes, I did...

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1483408
Ollie Ollie Go Go Pop 203,475 12
07/05/2006 04:21 PM

Normally, people start to get funnier the longer they post here. That's just normally though. See exception above.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1483409
Slinky has no chance with Chance. 28,185 10
07/05/2006 04:22 PM

You couldn't be more right Ollie.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1483737
Pram Maven misses Chance 80,726 42
07/06/2006 11:39 AM

Normally people named Ollie don't have a stupid name.



You'll make it into the Guiness book, yet.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1483791
Evil Wee Taco 61,976 36
07/06/2006 01:51 PM

PRAM YOU GET OFF MY Frost-ing ICON RIGHT NOW. I'll kill you.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1484174
Pram Maven misses Chance 80,726 42
07/07/2006 04:21 PM

Go be delicious.