Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
07/24/2005 03:57 PM

That's a pretty weak cult if they don't make the chicks shave their heads, too.

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
07/24/2005 04:08 PM

Summer camp laundry day. Each kid is reading the laundry instructions, while thinking "how do I get my underwear out of the bag without anybody seeing the skid marks?"

Errol 10,584 9
07/24/2005 04:11 PM

Those kids have some pretty big sacks.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/24/2005 04:52 PM

Job training sessions for those who just got sacked.

67,630 16
07/24/2005 04:52 PM

Booooo! Groaaan!!!

Hammerhead 59,399 14
07/24/2005 05:17 PM

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong.



Those birth control glasses really work.

daisypie 49,378 9
07/24/2005 05:46 PM

"Damnd left-handed freak"

daisypie 49,378 9
07/24/2005 05:47 PM

Damned 'd'!

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
07/24/2005 06:26 PM

Dude turn to page 35. You wont believe the section on VD!

Senior Destructor: Soon to be legal in Canada! 60,724 12
07/24/2005 06:32 PM

Space camp training:



"If ejected from shuttle, fill bag with air"

Fratberry 282,940 53
07/24/2005 07:17 PM

"Y'all look at this. Am I reading this right? Says here in the travel guide we'll meet some BIG guy in a dank Boston apartment and give him a group moon. Is that right?"

Potrzebie 1,790 9
07/24/2005 07:39 PM

"How not to be seen chapter 14: hiding in a sack"

BobJohnson, Tiger Trainer Extraordinaire 178,045 22
07/24/2005 08:28 PM

"Chapter 3: Posing for caption contests."

hello I have the longest public name in the zug co 37 7
07/24/2005 09:02 PM

Chapter 23: using your hockey equipment and skills as deadly weapons.

Senior Destructor: Soon to be legal in Canada! 60,724 12
07/24/2005 09:05 PM

Chapter 42: Jumping on the Bandwagon.

I am Straw 97,995 37
07/24/2005 11:57 PM

Okay, by now none of the regulars are reading this, so I can post my secret message:



The pink wind brays at the map's bedspread.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
07/25/2005 12:04 AM

<action>mumbles to self, "Chi Chi and his little jokes. I'm probably number 26 or 27</action>All of the youngsters misunderstand Zacko's statement that the porn would have them 'grabbing their sacks' in no time.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/25/2005 12:04 AM

Uh oh. Does this mean I'm not a reg?

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
07/25/2005 12:05 AM

<action>reads his post and shakes fist</action>Damn you and your prophetic statements!

dropkick brody 43,090 12
07/25/2005 12:06 AM

<action> taps side of nose... knowingly </action> Red sky at night...

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
07/25/2005 12:40 AM

Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box.

JRgain 81 7
07/25/2005 01:34 AM

is it wrong to see nothing amusing about this photo or is this just me?

Neep, I want to lick Chris Garrett's knees! 35,066 15
07/25/2005 01:41 AM

Is it wrong that some n00b only posts in capcons and then dares to criticise? Or is it just me?

Neep, I want to lick Chris Garrett's knees! 35,066 15
07/25/2005 01:50 AM

Register and I might just read your posts.

Neep, I want to lick Chris Garrett's knees! 35,066 15
07/25/2005 01:58 AM

<action>feels sick.

Shakespeare for brains 26 8
07/25/2005 02:19 AM

An outbreak of elephantitis of the testicles threatens to become wide spread in epic proportions.

Neep, I want to lick Chris Garrett's knees! 35,066 15
07/25/2005 02:23 AM

No, no. Your name can't be that. Sorry. Try something different.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
07/25/2005 09:58 AM

since when did we need a manual to learn ho to opperate landuary sacks? must be america.



Must. Read. Dictionary.

anonnona 592 8
07/25/2005 12:18 PM

"Christ, Ed! It's RIGHT elbow up! You trying to get us all killed?!"

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
07/25/2005 01:17 PM

The Hitler Youth have adapted from their humble beginnings to become the forefront leaders of the Sanitation Workers Brigade.

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
07/25/2005 01:20 PM

Due to budgetary restrictions, Army recruits are now provided only with a burlap bag and instructions pointing to the recruit who will most likely taste like chicken.

anonnona 592 8
07/25/2005 01:49 PM

Step 2: Keeping feet inside said bag, pull it up to your waist and begin to hop. But remember, and this is very important now, more important than winning is continence.



-excerpt from St. Luke Hospital's pamphlet "Potato Bag Racing for Blunt Head Trauma Victims"

anonnona 592 8
07/25/2005 03:15 PM

Career placement day for cultists and not an occupied bunkbed for miles.

greggie195 69 9
07/25/2005 05:13 PM

Let's try this logged in, under my "real name":



"All members of this horid cult, even the females, were told to fill the sacks with semen. Their only source of arousal? A big book of Bea Arthur pictures."

MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
07/25/2005 06:44 PM

Pictured here is the American Olympic Potato Sack Race Team studying the rule book diligently to find out if estrogen is considered a steroid.

triscuitbiscuit 27 7
07/26/2005 01:12 AM

"In order to successfully place the body in the bag..."

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
07/26/2005 10:59 AM

Giving the cadets a copy of "The Purpose-Driven Life" seemed like a good idea at the moment...

Heworama 91 8
07/26/2005 11:19 AM

they were all too involved in their propoganda to notice that someone in the Gay-Skinhead-NeoNazi Congress didn't quite fit in....

Heworama 91 8
07/26/2005 11:26 AM

Chalk one up for the not funny team!

Shakespeare for brains 26 8
07/26/2005 05:59 PM

Music and Your Body: You too can make beautiful music with your very own body parts.

Shakespeare for brains 26 8
07/26/2005 07:23 PM

Music and Your Body



Chapter One



Your Armpits: Not just a potable water source.

hello I have the longest public name in the zug co 37 7
07/27/2005 01:02 PM

chapter 1: how to hold a sack



chapter 2: how to open a sack



......



chapter 112: how to put an object into a sack

Shakespeare for brains 26 8
07/29/2005 01:35 AM

The first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions about Project Mayhem!

The Nick 0 7
07/29/2005 12:54 PM

My grandparents went to an "intimacy camp," but I did not think they would bring back pictures.

pink1982 0 7
07/30/2005 04:03 PM

so what is the real story behind the picture?

Robbo123 4 8
08/02/2005 01:18 PM

It says here to avoid being arrested, put on your red suit and fake beard before sitting the child on your lap. Now does everyone have their sack?

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
08/02/2005 08:15 PM

Frost-ing pledge week

Pants 14,252 17
08/03/2005 09:00 PM

This song goes out to the brother second farthest from the right.



One of these kids is doing his own thing.

One of these kids is not the same.

One of these kids is doing his own thing.

Now it's time to play our game.

Pat The Great 948 9
08/04/2005 03:44 PM

That's not the Naval Academy, is it? Looks about right, but I can't quite place that tree in the background.

flowerbow 0 7
08/05/2005 03:59 PM

"I knew those community toilets were a good idea!"

The Lying Fudgeman 446 7
08/05/2005 04:15 PM

Jehovah's Witnesses Initiation Ritual;

Step 1 - Study

Step 2 - Ceremonial Beating in a Burlap Bag

Zeke 0 7
08/08/2005 10:34 AM

All our base are belong to us.

Homebrew 4 7
08/10/2005 02:11 PM

Only 30 days till the company picnic. It would be a cold day in hell before the IT department lost another potato sack race.

Homebrew 4 7
08/10/2005 02:16 PM

"Crew Socks and You"



Chapter 12 - How to transport your crew socks when you aren't wearing them pulled up to your knees.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
08/10/2005 02:17 PM

Stop.

anonnona 592 8
08/10/2005 03:46 PM

Hammertime already? Where does the time go?

squingebob 8 7
08/16/2005 02:57 AM

Stalking 101: Placing an object in front of your face (i.e. book, newspaper) makes you invisible. Please remember to have sack on hand in case you manage to get close enough to grab subject.

Millixion 10 7
08/18/2005 01:17 PM

How to get away with rape. What you'll need: Ketamine, large bag.

King of Slackers 8 7
08/30/2005 07:46 PM

"Dammit! Bill! I can't believe you ran out of In Style!"