Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/26/2005 02:01 AM

Frost-ing dirty crotch bleeders.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/26/2005 02:02 AM

GOD, YOU MAKE ME WANNA HURL!

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/26/2005 02:03 AM

I had to pick up a used bloody tampon. That's it. I'm going gay. You are Frost-ing filthy.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/26/2005 02:07 AM

GAH!

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/26/2005 02:07 AM

<action>gives Ollie a Midol</action> There there now.

Mwahiy, The Numa Numa Choreographer Extrodinaire 5,425 9
07/26/2005 02:08 AM

Just buy her a 55 gallon drum and put it out in the backyard and then make her sit out there all week. Then, you set the goods on fire or something...

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/26/2005 02:11 AM

<action> takes Midol. Grows breasts.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/26/2005 02:12 AM

<action> I mean "bigger" breasts.

Millie 116,988 28
07/26/2005 02:16 AM

Daggy said you aren't supposed to flush them.



Didn't you read the tampon thread earlier? I bet your roommate did and that's why she didn't fluShakespeare.

Millie 116,988 28
07/26/2005 02:17 AM

p.s. Your dog is gross.

Miracles 22,430 0
07/26/2005 02:23 AM

I know how you feel, Ollie.



I went to the bathroom in the master bath and there was no TP left - so, I opened the wastebasket to find a scrap to wipe with. There, perched on the top of the pail on ONE PLY of TP was the globbiest, bloody tampon ever.



I called my boyfriend in and asked him what whore friend of his had left a Frost-ing McRib sitting on top of the garbage.



We called that chick McRib for years after that.

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/26/2005 02:49 AM

I'm paranoid about leaving my used products at other people's houses. Once I just wrapped it up and stuck it in my purse because I was at an apartment shared by 4 guys.



So there! Not all of us are so rude.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/26/2005 02:49 AM

delicious DNA

TableTopJane and the Sucky Vortex of Suckitude 173,958 15
07/26/2005 02:55 AM

so, I opened the wastebasket to find a scrap to wipe with.





I don't think you can bitch about a bloody tampon in the trash when you were digging through the trash to find something to wipe your ass with.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
07/26/2005 02:56 AM

<action>vomits, recovers, takes a deep breath, vomits again, barfs, hurls, tosses cookies, takes a technicolor yawn, and then throws up.</action>

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/26/2005 02:59 AM

doesn't monthly bleeding leave you guys wide open to shark attacks?

(pay no attecntion to Hammerhead's theatrics.. he's as tricky as that Landshark)

Piemaster (Purveyor of BobJohnson.tk) 12,538 15
07/26/2005 03:03 AM

<action>turns off skillet full of half cooked hamburgers.</action>

Mwahiy, The Numa Numa Choreographer Extrodinaire 5,425 9
07/26/2005 03:05 AM

<action>turns off oven full of half-baked pies</action>

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/26/2005 03:13 AM

<action>doesn't do anything worth mentioning</action>

TableTopJane and the Sucky Vortex of Suckitude 173,958 15
07/26/2005 03:15 AM

<action>falls asleep, trying to masturbate while watching Froggy do nothing worth mentioning

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/26/2005 03:18 AM

I'm beginning to think that you aren't taking this "Shark Attack" thing as seriously as you ought to.

Errol 10,584 9
07/26/2005 03:58 AM

Bloody tampon threads are ruining Gab.

Rambunctious_Pie 170 9
07/26/2005 04:00 AM

Apparently your dog's bloodlust is unquenchable.











Eww.

Release the One Legged Space Chickens 286,527 61
07/26/2005 07:24 AM

Hahahahahahahhahaha



Ollie's pretending he knows a girl.



Either that or *insert joke here about his mother being a bleeder*

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
07/26/2005 08:04 AM

Ollie, if you know it was your roommate, you should invite some friends over to BBQ and watch a game some night, and make sure to include your filthy nasty roommate.



Then slip away and change into a full blown, bright Yellow, Bio-Hazard paper suit, and cruise right through the living room with it suspended from a long pair of BBQ tongs, on your way out to the trash.









Then find a new place to live, cause it wont be safe there no mo.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/26/2005 11:19 AM

Please, like a girl would ever have the courage to live in the same house as me.



We had a party on Saturday, the one where my friend died. The DNA must have been left behind there.



It's the 21st century people. If women can't design a tampon that can be flushed down the toilet, they just need to get back to washing dishes and crapping out babies. The female race has failed.

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
07/26/2005 11:31 AM

Flushing them only stopps up the toilet...



Apparently, Oliver hasn't obtained his Red Wings. Otherwise, he would be more worried about his dog licking it's ASS than a used tampon.

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
07/26/2005 12:04 PM

Most disgusting thread ever.



It brings a tear to the eye and spotting in the douche.

Janice 181,790 70
07/26/2005 12:07 PM

Jesus Ollie. At least it was a tampon, which means she's not pregnant.



Remember the old adage: A tampon in the bush means no screaming, crying, waking up in the middle of the night, filthy, dirty, crap in the pants, and no baby either.

Millie 116,988 28
07/26/2005 02:03 PM

They are flushable, but it's better not to flush them, especially if you have a septic system.



I always flush mine. Even at work, where there are signs saying not to.



Also, I don't understand men's squeamishness about periods when they have no problem discussing the last Shakespeare they took or even taking pictures of it.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/26/2005 02:06 PM

Well, if I planned on eating my own ass, I would try not to think about taking Shakespeares.

JillyWilly 332 7
07/26/2005 02:07 PM

I always flush mine. Even at work, where there are signs saying not to.

That's right Millie, flush the bastards... if it stops up your toilet, your toilet sucks.

JillyWilly 332 7
07/26/2005 02:11 PM

Oliverius Chesticus XIV takes Midol. Grows breasts.

Heeeeeeeeeyyy...wait just a darn minute, how many did you take, Ol? Because I don't get that side effect. No fair.

Millie 116,988 28
07/26/2005 02:34 PM

Hey, there are four toilets there.



They only have those signs up because idiots try to flush napkins.

Millie 116,988 28
07/26/2005 02:36 PM

Oliver, if you could eat your own ass, you would. As if you haven't tried--come on.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/26/2005 02:43 PM

That's it. I'm going gay



Trust me. Poop on your tool is just as gross.

Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
07/26/2005 02:46 PM

At a place i used to work, a special covered waste bin was put in the bathroom for use by the ladies.



The toilets became clogged because they did not use it.

"I didn't know you couldn't flush them" was the reason.



"Are you sure your not supposed to flush them?" was what they said the next time the plumbing needed mending because they didn't use the trash.

Millie 116,988 28
07/26/2005 02:50 PM

I don't feel guilty for flushing tampons. My toilet at home has never backed up and I flush a lot more there than at work.

I am Straw 97,995 37
07/26/2005 03:36 PM

I always flush my tampons. I don't flush the applicator, which is what most businesses discourage you from doing.

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
07/26/2005 08:22 PM

Well, if I planned on eating my own ass, I would try not to think about taking Shakespeares.



Funniest. Post. EVER!

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/26/2005 08:25 PM

Thanks. I kinda thought it was under rated too. I'm pretty proud of it.

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
07/26/2005 09:38 PM

Yeah, come on people, get clicking! It's funny, trust me.

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
07/27/2005 12:22 AM

FILL THAT TUBE, PEOPLE!

Millie 116,988 28
07/27/2005 12:24 AM

Christ, I clicked it already!



Stop nagging me!

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
07/27/2005 12:25 AM

Ugh! Four Starr Joneses in a row!

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
07/27/2005 12:28 AM

I just think the first 4 posts expressing how disgusted he is with women was comedic gold in itself. nice use of hyperbole, ol boy.

supergrover 4,517 9
07/27/2005 12:28 AM

I can't think of a single time I have flushed a tampon. It seems such a waste when they taste so good with just a little salt.

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
07/27/2005 12:29 AM

oh grover...



oh geeze.. i mean... god.





for Frost's sake.

Senior Destructor: Soon to be legal in Canada! 60,724 12
07/27/2005 12:29 AM

There. My click filled the damn thing.

Happy?

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
07/27/2005 04:19 AM

Spank you very much

ChainsawGutsfuck 62 8
07/27/2005 11:10 AM

WOMEN: NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

dropkick brody 43,090 12
07/27/2005 11:11 AM

CHAINSAW: Stealing lines from Redneck bumper stickers since 1987.

ChainsawGutsfuck 62 8
07/27/2005 11:14 AM

anal Carroll song titles, actually

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
07/27/2005 11:15 AM

Ok Chainsaw, enough. We get your whole deal.





Dislikes: puppies, rainbows, and flowers.



Likes: violence, rape, and Slip Knot.





Now please go away.

ChainsawGutsfuck 62 8
07/27/2005 11:18 AM

wigger bands like slipknot are bullShakespeare, and if you dont like rainbows or puppies, youre gay.

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
07/27/2005 11:26 AM

4 points for the death metal head.

ChainsawGutsfuck 62 8
07/27/2005 11:28 AM

black metal.

CthulDuuuuhu 24,152 8
07/27/2005 11:29 AM

He's no metalhead, but he plays one on GAB.



































More likely he likes Emo and having someone's junk pressed firmly against his felching bullseye.

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
07/27/2005 11:32 AM

emo is what an emo does



crying while having sex applies

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/27/2005 11:35 AM

Please use the word "felch" correctly in future insults.



Thank you.

CthulDuuuuhu 24,152 8
07/27/2005 11:39 AM

But I was Ollie, he was just shaking up his fratboy frappe'...That and he has a really long straw.

ChainsawGutsfuck 62 8
07/27/2005 11:41 AM

as if youre big on metal yourself, cthul. or else you wold recognize where i got my screen name from.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/27/2005 11:46 AM

Who gives a Shakespeare if you like metal?

ChainsawGutsfuck 62 8
07/27/2005 11:47 AM

people who obsess over it to a geeky level (me)

Duh - Shorter For Her Pleasure 24,152 8
07/27/2005 11:53 AM

That's it, I'm changing my icon back!

Mwa na na na na, na na na na, na na na na na 5,425 9
07/27/2005 12:05 PM

black metal.



I prefer pink metal...just say'n

ChainsawGutsfuck 62 8
07/27/2005 12:07 PM

im surprised you didnt take the "living colour is my favorite black metal band" joke instead, mwa.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
07/27/2005 12:09 PM

Let me get this straight. There's some kind of strata for metal fans? So Slipknot is a poser metal band and other bands are real black metal? So they're not super-gay, they're just gay. Like in a Satan worshipping, hang around with dudes with cigarette lighter burns on their arms, leather studded wristband, Rob Halford kind of gay.

ChainsawGutsfuck 62 8
07/27/2005 12:13 PM

pretty much. makes us feel significant and that feels good.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
07/27/2005 12:17 PM

Well at least you're a good sport about it.

ChainsawGutsfuck 62 8
07/27/2005 12:18 PM

yeah, i dont bullShakespeare my way around the truth.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/27/2005 12:34 PM

You've taken a perfectly good thread about bloody tampons, and turned it into something ugly.

supergrover 4,517 9
07/27/2005 04:06 PM

You know the only thing better than a freshly pulled, lighlty salted tampon, is a pad sandwich. You get some salami and some ketchup and two pads...mmm mmm good.

Mwa na na na na, na na na na, na na na na na 5,425 9
07/27/2005 04:24 PM

Great, now Campbell's gotta change their slogan.