Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
07/28/2005 06:24 PM

Dude. She's not even there yet. Give it a chance!

Aimless Flotilla DeBarge 54,807 10
07/28/2005 06:24 PM

With a candle stick, in the pantry.





Everyone would blame the butler.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
07/28/2005 06:25 PM

I'd slowly whittle away the precious hours of my life on a message board.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
07/28/2005 06:26 PM

Aimless- they wouldn't blame the butler, they'd blame Colonel Mustard.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
07/28/2005 06:26 PM

I would want it to be spectacular. But I would chicken out and do it privately. Something quick also, like a bullet to the head.



Not that I've thought about it or anything.



No not at all.



Nada.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
07/28/2005 06:26 PM

I don't know how I would do it, but I would shove something funny up my ass before I did. I would consider it a failure if my autopsy-report wasn't Farked.

Aimless Flotilla DeBarge 54,807 10
07/28/2005 06:27 PM

<action>accidently attaches a hose to her exhaust and runs it through the car window, closes garage door, duck taps windows and sits in drivers seat sipping drano.

Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/28/2005 06:29 PM

Autopsy Report



Cause of Daath: Shotgun blast to the head.



Other Information: Subject was found with a balloon animal protruding from his rectum.

Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/28/2005 06:30 PM

Autopsy Report



Cause of Death: Shotgun blast to the head.



Other Information: Subject was found with a balloon animal protruding from his rectum.

Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/28/2005 06:30 PM

Frost

OfficeHag 24,693 8
07/28/2005 06:34 PM

Bunjee Jump with an extra long cord. wooohoooooooough

Aimless Flotilla DeBarge 54,807 10
07/28/2005 06:37 PM

I think we have a butler in the audience tonight folks, cause I got two mahas on my "in the pantry" comment.



I bet his name is Jeeves. If I had a butler I would call him Jeeves.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
07/28/2005 06:39 PM

Yeah well- OfficeHag there has dished out 8 in the last 5 minutes or so.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/28/2005 06:43 PM

I would like to be chased by 14 naked women until I was run off of a cliff overlooking a beach, in which I would land squarely in my already dug grave which my friends and relatives were already gathered around awaiting my arrival/departure.

OfficeHag 24,693 8
07/28/2005 06:44 PM

Hey what did i do? whats a maha? is it clicking the smiley face? i thought that was good. my bad.

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
07/28/2005 06:45 PM

I'd order a "Grand Slam" at Denny's

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/28/2005 06:46 PM

Frowny face bad. Smiley face good.

OfficeHag 24,693 8
07/28/2005 06:47 PM

Ahhhh. I see said the...

wait-----aw crap that's a corny thing to say

dropkick brody 43,090 12
07/28/2005 06:47 PM

If I had a butler, he would be called Cadbury.



Because that's just too awesome.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/28/2005 06:48 PM

Nicholas Cage style in Leaving Las Vegas.



Don't worry I'll set up a web cam so you guys can watch.

OfficeHag 24,693 8
07/28/2005 06:50 PM

ah man... you just want to hang out with a prostitute (for free)

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/28/2005 06:51 PM

I said I wanted to go to Vegas, not Atlanta.

Niles 3,169 9
07/28/2005 06:53 PM

HAHAHAHAHAH!!



BIG just called Trae a whore. That's rich.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
07/28/2005 06:58 PM

I'd strap some explosives to my chest and stand on top of a high-rise building with an airhorn to get everyone's attention.



Then I'd jump and, about half-way down, I'd push the button on the detonator.



Human Confetti!

Duh - I'm not @#%$&*# Dur! 24,152 8
07/28/2005 07:01 PM

I'd want to kill myself by ingesting a large amount of laxatives and sleeping spills, that way when I'm dead I can be ground up by a close friend and made into tacos. Next I'll have the tacos served to as many senators as possible so I can be remembered as the guy who proved that the capitol is full of Shakespeare.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
07/28/2005 07:04 PM

If I ever commit suicide I'm going to fling myself off the top of a skyscraper, but before I do I'm going to fill my pockets with candy and gum. That way when the horrified onlookers walk up they can go, "Oh My God what happenOOO, Snickers, hey!"



</Patton Oswalt>

k4stmoon 1,143 11
07/28/2005 07:26 PM

ok, so it isn't funny, but if I was going to commit suicide, I think it would just be me in my car, going 135 miles per hour... on the interstate... headed the wrong way... and I would aim for the first 18 wheeler I saw

jlfjr 896 9
07/28/2005 07:29 PM

If I was going to kill myself I would drive about 150 mph into the Tom Thumb that I used to work at...and if I ever had a butler I would change my last name to Bader, then he would always have to call me masterbader

TTJane, eighteen seconds before sunrise 173,958 15
07/28/2005 08:18 PM

That way when the horrified onlookers walk up they can go, "Oh My God what happenOOO, Snickers, hey!"



I bet some of those people would be crying, too. Death does that to people. So those Snickers would be covered in the sweet tears of a stranger. Which, I can assure you, is the best way to eat a Snickers.

TTJane, eighteen seconds before sunrise 173,958 15
07/28/2005 08:19 PM

Yeah, I'm not good at coming up with new material.

Chi Chi Felipe: Super Nintendo Chalmers 161,353 14
07/28/2005 08:23 PM

I'd probably fly an airplane into the World Trade Centers while declaring that Allah is, in fact, good.

Chi Chi Felipe: Super Nintendo Chalmers 161,353 14
07/28/2005 08:24 PM

<action>Googles "World Trade Center."</action>Frost.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/28/2005 08:26 PM

They're building a new one. So, it could still work.

Millie 116,988 28
07/28/2005 10:34 PM

A conversation today--



Me: How would you kill yourself?



Lisa: I don't know.



Me: G's father (my former father-in-law) shot himself in the chest.



Lisa: Gutsy.



Me: Men tend to shoot themselves, while women tend to take drug overdoses.



Lisa: Women probably don't want to leave a mess.



Me: Men don't care. Typical.



Lisa: I wouldn't want to take an overdose--too risky.



Me: Yeah, you might go all Terri Schiavo.



Lisa: Terri Schiavo!



We both laugh uproariously.

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/29/2005 12:14 AM

Yeah, I'd never kill myself. I love me more than anything.



The closest I'd come is a poorly executed suicide/cry for help.

Grabem 206 8
07/29/2005 12:22 AM

I would slowly kill myself by eating delicious but unhealthy food. I would then take up smoking and also drink often. On the weekends I would use chemicals to alter my perception, eventually turning my brains and body into mush over the course of

oh Frost





Gunshot I guess

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/29/2005 12:32 AM

Allah is, in fact, good.



He's not just good, he's grrrrrreat!

daisypie 49,378 9
07/29/2005 12:56 AM

Muslims worship Tony the Tiger?!

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/29/2005 01:02 AM

There is no God but God, and Tony is his tiger.

daisypie 49,378 9
07/29/2005 01:03 AM

Men tend to shoot themselves, while women tend to take drug overdoses



Actually, for those who get it right(?), shooting themselves is the #1 choice

for both men & women. Which brings up another point:



While more women attempt suicide, more men are successful at it. Further

proof that men are better than women at most everything!

Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
07/29/2005 01:16 AM

Shooting is a method of much higher lethality.



For me, it depends on my mood.



Right now, it involves a fifth of Jack, and a stolen BMW 5 series.







Sometimes it involves other items.

ChainsawGutsfuck 62 8
07/29/2005 02:14 AM

Real Name: Per Yngve Ohlin



Position: Vocals 1988-1991(Mayhem)



Other Bands: Morbid



Various Info: Commited suicide on April 12, 1991. One of the most legendary vocalists in black metal history. Very outspoken about his views and known to, sometimes severely, practice self-mutilation during live shows. Also known for a morbid sense of humor, e.g.: his suicide note simply read: "Excuse all the blood."

TEDphat 6,408 9
07/29/2005 02:27 AM

Allah is, in fact, good.



He's not just good, he's grrrrrreat!



How is frogpop's pee tube not full? You are all stingy bastards.

Big headed child 282 9
07/29/2005 02:30 AM

I would of course have to skydive while a professional baseball game was happening on the ground. I'd aim right for the pitchers mound, that way tons of video cameras would catch it, and I'd be posted all over the internet and eventually the video would make it into a GAB topic and everyone would laugh at my misfortune. That would also be the first time I made anyone in this forum laugh. A 2 for 1 special. WOO HOO!

ringworm 68,315 13
07/29/2005 04:18 AM

it's questions like this that are the reason i leave my gun in the trunk of my car.

Coco 1,756 8
07/29/2005 07:20 AM

Men tend to shoot themselves, while women tend to take drug overdoses.

Au contraire, one of my male relatives took a cocktail of various medicines, leading to an (unfortunately successful) overdose.



I don't see why people commit suicide. Ever since my relative did it, I've realised that people will always have something to live for, no matter how awful life seems to them at that moment. Even in your darkest hour, there will be people that care for you and would be horrified if you took the 'easy way out'.

Coco 1,756 8
07/29/2005 07:21 AM

It's for those kind of reasons that I think, if I killed myself, it would be purely accidental and probably somehow related to Prozac.

Release the One Legged Space Chickens 286,527 61
07/29/2005 07:23 AM

If you give a Shakespeare about the people around you, make it look like an accident. A buddy of mine came home and found his dad with HIS shotgun in Dad's mouth. There was a note for him to clean up before his mom got home.



The guy is messed up.

Coco 1,756 8
07/29/2005 07:26 AM

Or, if you give a Shakespeare about people around you, maybe don't commit suicide.

Release the One Legged Space Chickens 286,527 61
07/29/2005 07:26 AM

I wouldn't want anything that woudl end in agony, so the whole draino thing is right out. I like the idea of the drugs+booze+something violent. The chicks always leave that last bit out.



"OMG, Buffy just took 30 asprin!!! Rush her to the hospital."



See, that's a cry for help, not an attempt. Now 30 sleeping pills, a nice bottle of Glenfiddich, and a MiniCooper in front of an Amtrack gets the job done.

Coco 1,756 8
07/29/2005 07:27 AM

And that situation sounds awful, Chickens. *shudder*

TTJane, eighteen seconds before sunrise 173,958 15
07/29/2005 08:09 AM

I'd probably take the bitch way out and take pills.



I'd take one one one cause you left me and

Two two two for my family and

Three Three three for my heartache and

Four four four for my headaches and

Five five five for my lonely and

six six sixfor my sorrow and

Seven seven for no tomorrow and

Eight eight I forget what eight was for and

Nine nine nine for a lost God and

Ten ten ten ten for everything

Everything everything everything

TTJane, eighteen seconds before sunrise 173,958 15
07/29/2005 08:10 AM

Ugh. Sorry. That was a bad use of song lyrics, even for me.

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
07/29/2005 08:16 AM

I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record.

leech 225 8
07/29/2005 10:20 AM

To quote a psychologist,

"Lunesta is a good way to go. Take a bottle of those, and you'll drift off to sleep in 3 minutes, and be gone in 10, with no chance of recovery. Nice and peaceful. That's how I would want to go."

gorctemp 41,132 13
07/29/2005 10:29 AM

A kid I knew in high school put himself in front of an Amtrak train going 120 mph. I knew and liked him; the rumors were they couldn't find his head which caused me to have nightmares about trying to get his head off the tracks before it got squished by another train.



Me, I'd just get a shotgun and take out a racoon and myself. Those little bastards are always digging in my trash.

OfficeHag 24,693 8
07/29/2005 11:31 AM

Ugh. Sorry. That was a bad use of song lyrics, even for me.

NO . I am so glad you did- I forgot that I love that song

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/29/2005 11:37 AM

JillyWilly

7/26/2005 5:30 pm [mFVcPeff1TxUy6RPYi_E_A]



OfficeHag

7/29/2005 10:31 am [mFVcPeff1TxUy6RPYi_E_A]

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
07/29/2005 11:39 AM

Oliver- I was going to let her go. I could tell it was her.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/29/2005 11:39 AM

I thought you said you were leaving, Jilly? It's not very nice to say that, then make another account and maha a bunch of people and pretend like you don't know what a maha is.

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
07/29/2005 11:39 AM

I'd poke an Amish man with a flashlight until he snapped and went Pony Express on my ass.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/29/2005 11:41 AM

I would have let it go if she hadn't made that account to just come back and maha people that pissed her off.

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
07/29/2005 11:43 AM

An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of!

OfficeHag 24,693 8
07/29/2005 11:44 AM

Dammit - damn computer savvy gabbers....buti really never knew what a maha was - for the record.

Curiosity got the best of me... but I saw that y'all were still gabbing about me. I KNEW Y'ALL CARED. coudn't resist chiming in-- so you will now adress me as office hag. mmwwwaaa

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/29/2005 11:45 AM

I prefer to address you as "dumb Carroll."

OfficeHag 24,693 8
07/29/2005 11:46 AM

MISS dumb Carrol

Duh - I'm not @#%$&*# Dur! 24,152 8
07/29/2005 11:53 AM

She's JillyWilly the moron

She posts until she's blocked

Her head is empty and her posts are dumb

Ha Hee Hachoo



Now what about the other nOObs

just like the one called Trout

She'll bet theyre all as liked as BIG

They always seem to find her out

She's always JillyWilly

She's stupid through and through

Her brain is dead and her ass is cheap

Ha Hee Hachoo.

OfficeHag 24,693 8
07/29/2005 11:56 AM

I wasn't blocked,

Y'all loved the drama,

Aren't YOU a n00b?

Frost you and yer momma.

Niles 3,169 9
07/29/2005 12:04 PM

According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the single-seeded fruit of the giant fan palm, or Lodoicea maldivica, can weigh 44 lbs. Commonly known as the double coconut or coco de mer, it is found wild only in the Seychelles in the Indian Ocean.







I figured pretty much anything would be more interesting than the direction this thread has taken.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/29/2005 12:08 PM

Did Jilly just throw down all Eminemimem-like?

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
07/29/2005 12:08 PM

This thread has some gems:



TTJane- one of your best lyric postings. Evar.



Spicy- excellent response to said lyrics. You do some fine work.



Demo- I will steal your "poke an Amish with a flashlight..." and use it in conversation. Wickedly delightful!









Completely unrelated to the above:

Why does everybody hate JillyWilly with the passion? With the exception of this new deception (attempted)/ maha spree, what was the problem to begin with?

Sorry if this has been discussed, I haven't been able to keep up to much this week.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/29/2005 12:09 PM

PS I don't know what "throw down" means. It's just fun to say.

Duh - I'm not @#%$&*# Dur! 24,152 8
07/29/2005 12:13 PM

For the record (as if anyone cares), I don't actually hate JillyWilly. I've just been dying to Frost with the lyrics to the Chilly Willy song for a really long time now.

gorctemp 41,132 13
07/29/2005 12:17 PM

As a latchkey child, I had seen every Woody Woodpeker and CHilly Willy cartoon on air between 1983-8.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
07/29/2005 12:17 PM

I don't hate her- I do think that fake, "I don't know what a maha is." was bush league. She knew. I watched her profile for like 5 minutes and she was just tossing them out there. I almost let her keep going out of curiosity but I didn't. She's been her own worst enemy because she got super defensive and let Big and others bait her and wasn't smart enough to bide her time and come back with a good joke when the timing was good. Then she did the, "I quit- you suck." thing, but came back the next day. And she hasn't really said anything funny.

I don't care if she's been stupid or fake- if she starts saying something funny, great. But right now she's not that funny.

Duh - I'm not @#%$&*# Dur! 24,152 8
07/29/2005 12:21 PM

Woody Woodpecker and Chilly Willy. 4 ways to say penis in a single post. VERY IMPRESSIVE Gorckat!

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/29/2005 12:25 PM

Blaise, I like what you have to say, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. (there are pictures of farm animals with women dressed as Santa Claus in your newsletter, right?)

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
07/29/2005 12:30 PM

Here's how I would do it.



I would start by hanging out at the bars, looking for the perfect woman....she's have to be hot, yet cute...think Erika, in those pictures of her with the pigtails, blowing the noisemakers. She would also need to be alone.



Then I would casually slide up to her, and begin a conversation, having her gain my trust. At this time, I will distract her long enough to slip a roofie into her drink. When I notice that she looks like she's not feeling well, I'll ask her if she needs a ride, and she'll say yes, because she's gained my trust, and she's alone.



I'd get her into my car, and begin driving, taking the long way back to my house, so by the time we got there, she would be asleep. I would bring her into my house, shut and triple-lock the door, and carry her down to the spare room.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
07/29/2005 12:31 PM

She would then wake up, duct-taped to a wooden chair, naked...except she would be standing behind the chair, with her ankles taped to the back legs, and she'd be bent over with her wrists taped to the front legs.



I would then spend the next few months having my way with her, while she was duct-taped to the chair. I would enter her in every orafice I could, knocking out all of her teeth with a ball-peen hammer so she can't bite.



I would also pull out all of her fingernails and toenails with needle-nose pliers, so she couldn't scratch, if given the opportunity.



She would be my sex slave, living on wet dog food and water for however long it took for the police to finally come and check out my house, after someone "remembered her talking to that wirerd guy the last time she was in here...but that wasn't for a few months. I think his name is Chris, and he live SOMEWHERE out in the sticks."



At that time, I would probably turn the whole thing into a hostage situation, and then let the cops shoot me, when I pull a submarine sandwich out of my coat, and they think it's a gun.





Be right back...I hear mewling from my "computer room."

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
07/29/2005 12:31 PM

My newsletter is a cold booger on a paper plate.



It used to be hot snot on a silver platter, but shipping was a problem.

gorctemp 41,132 13
07/29/2005 12:33 PM

CGt- I think I can now call the FBI and get a reward. There has to be something out there that fits your M.O.

Release the One Legged Space Chickens 286,527 61
07/29/2005 12:33 PM

I'm calling the cops, you freak.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
07/29/2005 12:42 PM

<action> thinks



Note to Self: If you ever see Chris Garrett in a bar, run the other way as fast as you can.

S. Kake 55,555 14
07/29/2005 12:50 PM

I would stab myself in the heart, and leave little clues that make it look like I'd been murdered, so conspiracy wackos could think of conspiracy theories.



How much balls do you have to have to stab yourself in the heart. Frost.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/29/2005 12:52 PM

Two balls, I would assume. Or if you were a woman, none balls.

S. Kake 55,555 14
07/29/2005 12:54 PM

pfft, you only have 2? Loser.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/29/2005 12:57 PM

I got hungry.

Fratberry 282,940 53
07/29/2005 01:02 PM

Wow, all this time I never realized Chris was a republican.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
07/29/2005 04:14 PM

I figured some of you may have a hard time drawing up a "visual" of my above scenario, so I figured I'd snap a few photos to help you out.



Slightly worksafe



No nudity.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
07/29/2005 04:22 PM

I'm not sure whether I should be terrified or aroused by that.





So. Terroused.

Mwa na na na na, na na na na, na na na na na 5,425 9
07/29/2005 04:47 PM

I smell a GABtionary entry...

Mwa na na na na, na na na na, na na na na na 5,425 9
07/29/2005 04:49 PM

I would like to be chased by 14 naked women until I was run off of a cliff overlooking a beach, in which I would land squarely in my already dug grave which my friends and relatives were already gathered around awaiting my arrival/departure.





Heh, I was watching that at about 4 this morning.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/29/2005 04:49 PM

I still want your job.

Fratberry 282,940 53
07/29/2005 04:50 PM

I figured I'd snap a few photos to help you out.



If it may please the court, I'd like to enter into evidence exhibits "A" and "B".

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/29/2005 04:53 PM

How could this be bad?

Mwa na na na na, na na na na, na na na na na 5,425 9
07/29/2005 04:56 PM

Imagine a topless Rosie O'Donnel look alike festival...

Duh - G.G. Allen Wants To Piss On You 24,152 8
07/29/2005 04:57 PM

Garrett is holding Kake hostage!!! Notice the box of Special K. It's his attempt to send a message to GAB.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/29/2005 05:04 PM

I suppose it would be bad if there were 14 of these after you.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
07/29/2005 05:04 PM

Thank you Frat. If I disappear for a while, please take that to the police.

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
07/29/2005 10:24 PM

I'd get out on the road and start driving erratically. Then when I got pulled over, I'd wait until the cop was out of his car and walking toward mine, and then jump out of my car and swing around at him, raising my arms and pointing my flip phone at him as if it were a gun.



This way, my family would not only get my life insurance money, but the proceeds of the huge lawsuit that would follow the police slaying of the well-known mild mannered, even-tempered local community college professor.



3. Profit!

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,884 29
07/29/2005 10:30 PM

I'd never grow the balls to kill my self. But if I ever do want to die, try to shove me on a roller coaster and I'll swallow my own tougne in fear.

Miracles 22,430 0
07/29/2005 10:38 PM

I would have sex with Ollie. That six pack of hot dogs on the back of his neck and his 4 chins would smother me to death.



Then he could post about it on GAB and get more clickies.

Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/29/2005 10:39 PM

Ollie would rock your world.

Miracles 22,430 0
07/29/2005 10:40 PM

I guess you would know, Donk.

Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/29/2005 10:42 PM

I would. He's awesome.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/30/2005 04:52 AM

why the Frost are the "last read" anchors still not fixed? god damn, this is annoying.

SharkBITER 15 4
09/27/2011 02:52 PM

I Would Write A Letter On Microsoft Word. Print It Out. Put It On My Diving Board Next To My Pool. Then I Would Use Shoe Lace To Tie A 15 Pound Weight To The Belt Holder Of My Shorts... And I Would Take Some GHB And Hold On To A Kids Circular Floatee Until I Passed Out And Drowned...

I Would Keep Scissors In My Pocket So When I Die I Dont Sink To Hell, I Would Cut The Rope And Float To Heaven !!! Ha ha

Thud 68,468 19
09/27/2011 04:29 PM

Please stop.

Declan McManus, pure but not simple 131,877 36
09/27/2011 04:43 PM

Close, Thud, but not quite.


Dear New Person of Very Little Brain. Your Post is Not The Least Bit Funny.


Please spray Oven Cleaning foam in Your Anus, and Follow It Up With A Liquid Plumr Cocktail. A Double.


Screw You Very Much, Idiot n00b.

Thud 68,468 19
09/27/2011 04:53 PM

I said please.

SharkBITER 15 4
09/27/2011 05:16 PM

Declan I Seen the baby Laugh At Your Dick. But lets thank god I didnt see it because Im not you !! :) and for the record. Thats how im gonna die. I think I will bring the scissors too :) maybe cut off your good for nothing weasle too bitch :)

SharkBITER 15 4
09/27/2011 05:18 PM

not you declan i meant im not gay like you declan*

HighSoci 30,109 18
09/27/2011 05:27 PM

Although as erotic and stimulating as CG's story sounded, it had one major flaw. He said he would have her like that for months. I guess he was forgetting the friend of hers that would come visiting each month and the mess he would have to clean up.

CM Drewcifer 46,324 58
09/27/2011 09:00 PM

Odd that this thread was bumped. A few days ago, I ran across this:




I would absolutely do something like that. But only once.

Chickens 286,527 61
09/28/2011 07:44 AM

Wait. DeClan is gay?

Fratberry 282,940 53
09/28/2011 09:17 AM

I'd like to kill myself by accident.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
09/28/2011 10:04 AM

Shocking.

HighSoci 30,109 18
09/28/2011 11:30 AM

"Suicidal man kills twin brother by accident...."

That would be a great headline.

SharkBITER 15 4
09/28/2011 03:57 PM

I would like to lick as many wet vagina's as i can before i drownd in cum... lol

turtle - working hard 42,578 26
09/28/2011 04:58 PM

I would read SharkBITER's posts until I lost all hope for humor and my eyes bled. Then I would get in my car, in the rain, no seatbelt, drive backwards with no headlights as fast as my Focus can go (80 mph or so) until I ran out of gas in a bad neighborhood. I would then approach a rowdy bunch of youts and reach inside my jacket for something only to be shot down dead in the street. In my hand would be all of the lame ass inane posts from SharkBitch with the words "he did it" scribbled on the pages.

CM Drewcifer 46,324 58
09/28/2011 05:03 PM

Hell yeah turtle, way to pwn that no0b--

Wait, did you say 'youts'?