La Fille Filly 39,193 20
08/01/2005 10:05 PM

Pansy. Learn to swallow, like a real man!

Trae - Please return me to my upright position 156,790 17
08/01/2005 10:07 PM

You are weird.



I absolutely love the taste of a fresh baked chocolate chip cookie, still warm and oozing from the oven, soaked with just a enough fresh cold milk to make the cookie soft. It goes the same for donuts.



I don't drink much milk, but I love to slurp up a fresh glass of cold milk and chew the "floaties" as they come up to my mouth, their chocolatey goodness bursting into my mouth with their absorbed dairy freshness.





Mmmmmm Mmmmmmmmm MMMMMMMM

Humphrey 51,764 12
08/01/2005 10:08 PM

fgag.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/01/2005 10:09 PM

Reading that made me gag.



I have serious milk issues too. People who drink their cereal milk absolutely make me want to throw up. Even just having them take a spoonful of milky cereal and slurping it down... *pauses to dry heave*.



But you have weirder issues than I do... I don't know whether to be comforted or worried that you're stranger than I am.

Chris Garrettt 86,932 12
08/01/2005 10:09 PM

<action>Sees Trae's name, vomits, then reads post</action>



Frost off, Trae.

Trae - Please return me to my upright position 156,790 17
08/01/2005 10:11 PM

<action> chews floatie





Oh! Nothing beats the taste of chocolate and milk goodness bursting in my mouth together!!!

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
08/01/2005 10:12 PM

Chris



Just pretend it's semen. Problem solved!



Demo

king of pringles! 14 7
08/01/2005 10:13 PM

are you maybe, lactose intolerent?

Chris Garrettt 86,932 12
08/01/2005 10:14 PM

I almost forgot, something else that makes me Frost-ing gag...



My wife, AND my kid, love this for breakfast....



They take buttered toast, and dip it in their chocolate milk, and then slurp it...then DRINK THE MILK.



My son is frigging gross, my wife, is just an idiot.

king of pringles! 14 7
08/01/2005 10:15 PM

oh man, i can really understand the whole dipping the toast thing. thats just nasty

Corky McTampon 86,705 14
08/01/2005 10:16 PM

I drink 2 litres of milk every day and I LOVE IT!

dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/01/2005 10:20 PM

CG, you are going the right way to making a girl blow chunks all over her keyboard.



Soggy food absolutely kills me, but to INTENTIONALLY dip BUTTERED bread into chocolate milk?



Grounds for divorce, no problem.

Trae - Please return me to my upright position 156,790 17
08/01/2005 10:20 PM

Just pretend it's semen. Problem solved!





*HURLS*



















just kidding.

king of pringles! 14 7
08/01/2005 10:20 PM

chris, do yo ever get the feeling that everyone is different? because of you do, buy a walrus.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,884 29
08/01/2005 10:21 PM

OH Trae, baby, YES! My sister made cookies and I am sitting here with little warm nuggets of chocolate chip cookies and a huge glass of milk, dipping the cookies into the milk until they are almost mush, the supple milk squirting into your mouth when you mash the cookie on your tounge *insert porn music here* and then plunging it into the milk over and over, sipping the frothy white goodness along with the chunks of gooey chocolate on my lips, licking my red full lips with my sensuous tounge, savoring the flavor of milk and cookie.

king of pringles! 14 7
08/01/2005 10:22 PM

yikes

Trae - Please return me to my upright position 156,790 17
08/01/2005 10:25 PM

Yes HP! Don't you love it when that little droplet of milk rests itself on your bottom lip and as your tongue brushes over it, tenderly, to get that last bit of dairy goodness, you're surprised by that little morsel of cookie nirvana which held on and melds with the milk to burst within your mouth in a spasm of absolute pleasure???

dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/01/2005 10:27 PM

So. Arouplused.



You know what... I'm just repulsed.

Chris Garrettt 86,932 12
08/01/2005 10:28 PM

I agree!!! when you dip the cookie in, and the creamy milk envelopes it, and makes it soggy, you slowly draw it out of the milk, and the bottom half, now weighted with mooey goodness, breaks off and falls and THEN I GET UP AND RUN INTO THE BATHROOM AND PROJECTILE VOMIT ALL OVER THE WALLS, TUB, AND TOILET!

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
08/01/2005 10:29 PM

FOR GOD'S SAKES SOMEONE GET ME A 5 QUART KITCHEN AID STAND UP AND SOME DOUGH RIGHT Frost-ing NOW!!

Release the One Legged Space Chickens 286,527 61
08/01/2005 10:37 PM

I drink 2 litres of milk every day and I LOVE IT!



Any weight problems, Bessie?

dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/01/2005 10:37 PM

The thing that also gets me is... do you guys know what a Pot Noodle is?



It's a little plastic cup with freeze dried noodles and powdered flavouring in it. You add boiling water to cook the noodles and eat it straight from the plastic pot.



Anyway, when NORMAL people eat all the noodles they throw the remaining 'juice' (filled with powdery veggies and other nasties) away. Not my friends. No. They DRINK THE DAMN LUKEWARM POT NOODLE JUICE.



Excuse me while I throw up.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/01/2005 10:53 PM

I hate those Frostin' cows.

Smart Choice 1,296 9
08/01/2005 11:19 PM

Is it weird if you like the flavored powder?

Frank & The Frijoles 77,546 17
08/01/2005 11:24 PM

<action>hands CG a barf bag in preparation for his next post</action>



I like to crush up saltines in a glass, then pour in the milk.



Soggy cracker goodness. MMMMMMMMM.

Neep, I want to lick Chris Garrett's knees! 35,066 15
08/01/2005 11:25 PM

My friend said that American milk is gross. And that when she tried to drink the tap water it was gross. And that all the fruit tasted chemically and was sort of papery.



But she brought me back reese's pieces!!!

dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/01/2005 11:27 PM

Reese's Pieces...



*comes*



I payed about $3 for them in London.



And I didn't care because they are just. that. good.

Neep, I want to lick Chris Garrett's knees! 35,066 15
08/01/2005 11:28 PM

She even gave me a mini peanut butter cup!



*swoons*



I love having my Emma back.



I'm sitting here in my underwear.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/01/2005 11:33 PM

I have my jammies on.



It's far too cold to be only wearing underwear. Plus the curtains are open.



I just remembered I have an emergency packet of them in my guitar case. YAY!



Mmmmmmm... something.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/01/2005 11:36 PM

Look at these milk whores!

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/01/2005 11:39 PM

Chris Garrett,

Do not look at this picture.



I'm warning you. It involves the sharing of milk.

Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
08/01/2005 11:53 PM

I think I love you, Dogs.



Even if I know not your gender.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/02/2005 01:13 AM

I really wish we'd known about all this before Boston.

Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
08/02/2005 03:47 AM

Froggy....I know.



All the gross fun we could have had.



And making Chris puke, too!

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
08/02/2005 09:15 AM

FOR GOD'S SAKES SOMEONE GET ME A 5 QUART KITCHEN AID STAND UP AND SOME DOUGH RIGHT Frost-ing NOW!!







Methinks thou dost know thy mixers too well, fag.

Agiel 559 9
08/02/2005 09:43 AM

I have issues with milk too. My brother used to make me nauseous when we were kids by crumbling up a Hostess Cupcake into a glass of milk and drinking it. Bleh.



Another thing that grosses me out is letting one of my kids drink out of my glass. Not only do they always leave floaties, the last time I let my son have a drink out of my glass, he gave me the flu.

Balfazz 518 9
08/02/2005 10:03 AM

Growing up, we got non-homogenized milk from the milkman. It had cream on top so you had to shake it up. Then the milk would have little bits of cream floating around it...gag..I used to pick them out before I could drink it.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/02/2005 10:35 AM

Does seeing this in your milk make it better or worse?





Should be SFW.

Chris Garrettt 86,932 12
08/02/2005 11:04 AM

Growing up, we got non-homogenized milk from the milkman



Umm...I think there is an age limit to access this site.....you need to be UNDER 75.

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
08/02/2005 11:08 AM

Crap.

Mr. Briham, Now Sweetened With Splenda©! 38,843 10
08/02/2005 11:13 AM

Apparently my table manners would disgust some of you, because I love drinking milk and dipping cookies in it. In fact, when I was younger, my siblings often wouldn't drink all of their milk at dinner, so as a midnight snack I would open the refridgerator and drink all the leftover milk from their cups. It tasted a little odd at that point, but I didn't care. I also drink the cereal milk when I am done and the soup broth from instant soup. Delicious!

Mr. Briham, Now Sweetened With Splenda©! 38,843 10
08/02/2005 11:14 AM

Hell, I even drink my siblings' soup broth when they're done with that too. I'm a human garbage disposal. I'll eat anything.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
08/02/2005 11:21 AM

As the mental health expert, I will hereby offer my opinion:





You are nuts, my friend.

Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
08/02/2005 12:17 PM

I'll eat anything







Really, now?

Trae Killed Steve 156,790 17
08/02/2005 12:47 PM

I think he meant anything without veins.

Balfazz 518 9
08/02/2005 01:13 PM

Err, umm, yeah, I'm under 75..

Hammerhead 59,399 14
08/02/2005 03:36 PM

I drink the milk from my cereal.



I dunk my cookies.



I drink milk straight from the jug.



I share my icecream.



I don't eat instant soup, but I drain the water from ramen noodles before eating them. I only eat chicken noodle soup when I'm angry (that's weird) because I hate the stuff and it's hate food. I'll drink the broth sometimes.



I love dropping oreos into a glass of milk and letting them soak up the milk, then drinking it like a shake.



I even have used evaporated milk on my cereal, and tried drinking it, but it was too sweet to finish.



Barf at will.



Although dunking toast is weird. I only dunk bread in food products such as gravy or chili or soup or cheese. Dunking it in milk is nasty.

Chris Garrettt 86,932 12
08/02/2005 03:47 PM

Jesus Christ, and you wonder why you look the way you do?

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/02/2005 03:59 PM

If we truly are what we eat, Chris, then I envision a lot of melons on your plate.



Big, round melons.

Millie 116,988 28
08/02/2005 05:48 PM

My Italian grandmother hated milk. Drinking milk when you were eating anything with tomato sauce was a big no-no. I'm not really sure why, but since I grew up that way, I never drink milk with pasta.



An old boyfriend's Italian grandfather also hated milk and insisted it was bad for you.



Must be an Italian thing. Maybe because a lot of Italians are lactose intolerant?

Frank & The Frijoles 77,546 17
08/02/2005 06:48 PM

I never drink milk with pasta either. It doesn't taste right.

theduceofhazard 80 8
08/02/2005 07:02 PM

I love Ramen, noodles. I eat them with out cooking them first. It's so good. In the store I look like a junkie, I get the shakes if I don't have them soon enough, I especialy love the flavoring.

Dogs Akimboni 211,574 32
08/02/2005 09:52 PM

Maybe because a lot of Italians are lactose intolerant?



I hate dos Frostina cowsa!

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/02/2005 10:39 PM

Even if I know not your gender.



The opposite of Erika.

csme 15,189 12
08/02/2005 11:19 PM

I will never drink milk again. EVAR!



I am grossed out picturing little floaty things in my glass. Kinda like a pube in a mouthful of...nevermind.