Errol 10,584 9
08/01/2005 11:36 PM

Unfortunately I have no digital camera...but I'm in khaki shorts and a red billabong shirt.



















You tease.

EllaPhant 800 8
08/01/2005 11:36 PM

Red "silk" playboy pants and my old high school gym shirt.

Frank & The Frijoles 77,546 17
08/01/2005 11:39 PM

I'm wearing a suit of armor.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/01/2005 11:39 PM

Boys jammie bottoms. A vest top with little guitars on it. And a black zip up top.



My feet are FREEZING.



And I just are three Reese's Cups in about a minute. So I am feeling a little ill.

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
08/01/2005 11:40 PM

Lacy things the wife is missin',

Didn't ask her permission,

I'm wearin' her clothes,

Her silk pantyhose,

GABbin' 'round in women's underwear.

Chi Chi Felipe: Super Nintendo Chalmers 161,353 14
08/01/2005 11:41 PM

Work jeans, a white work t-shirt, a warm fuzzy vino buzz and my heart on my sleeve.

Neep, I want to lick Chris Garrett's knees! 35,066 15
08/01/2005 11:44 PM

Here's some proof, but not enough proof to stop me going into politics one day.



I know, I know... you tease!

Everyone's Grudge 2,480 11
08/01/2005 11:44 PM

I'm wearing human flesh that I peeled off a native american I found dead, shot to death with those flimsy limp plastic knives from fast-food places.

Chi Chi Felipe: Super Nintendo Chalmers 161,353 14
08/01/2005 11:45 PM

Yarrr, tis a mizzen sail! Arrr.

Errol 10,584 9
08/01/2005 11:46 PM

<action> has blue balls </action>



tease.

Frank & The Frijoles 77,546 17
08/01/2005 11:48 PM

Do any of you realize how hard it is to type while wearing gauntlets?

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
08/01/2005 11:56 PM

Only midgets wear armor.

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/02/2005 12:06 AM

What are you wearing?



An albatross around my neck.

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/02/2005 12:06 AM

...and a cape.

Frank & The Frijoles 77,546 17
08/02/2005 12:08 AM

Freak.

TTJane-music colors my rainbow black 173,958 15
08/02/2005 12:15 AM

<i.I'm wearing human flesh that I peeled off a native american



I thought I hadn't seen SR posting in a while.







And Neep, you could post naked picutes and then just tell them it was jaggy if you go into politics

Miracles 22,430 0
08/02/2005 12:17 AM

I thought this thread was going to be about Spicey's sex life.

Millie 116,988 28
08/02/2005 12:17 AM

I'm wearing jeans that are much too big for me and a Bruce Springsteen tee-shirt.



And Birkenstocks.



After my ordeal of bathing suit shopping, I have to wear something that hides my hideously fat body.

Frank & The Frijoles 77,546 17
08/02/2005 12:18 AM

Ok, I'm going to out myself in this thread.





What the hell are Birkenstocks?

Miracles 22,430 0
08/02/2005 12:19 AM

Butt rock and dirty hippies just don't mix.

Frank & The Frijoles 77,546 17
08/02/2005 12:20 AM

watch it. Some of my best friends are dirty liberal hippies.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/02/2005 12:21 AM

I am always topless when I post on GAB from home, and either wearing boxers or panties. But it's really not sexy, because the only reason I am this way is because it's hot as balls in my apartment and we don't have AC.



</melts>

Millie 116,988 28
08/02/2005 12:22 AM

Mine look kind of like these but they have three straps instead of two. They are blue.



Actually, I have several pairs.



Yes, I'm a dirty hippie.

Miracles 22,430 0
08/02/2005 12:22 AM

If they are really your BEST friends then you would know what the hell Birks are...

Errol 10,584 9
08/02/2005 12:23 AM

This thread is getting like way out of control.

Mr Fook 4,016 9
08/02/2005 12:24 AM

I was wearing pants before reading Erika's post.

Millie 116,988 28
08/02/2005 12:24 AM

Yeah. I'm topless too.



No, I'm naked.



Yes, I am completely naked.

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/02/2005 12:26 AM

Fatty.

Millie 116,988 28
08/02/2005 12:27 AM

<action>sobs</action>

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
08/02/2005 12:27 AM

I was wearing pants before reading Erika's post.



I wasn't.

Mr Fook 4,016 9
08/02/2005 12:30 AM

I was wearing pants before reading Erika's post.



I wasn't.



"Baaaa" means "no", spicey.

Lamb Salad Sandwich 33,017 9
08/02/2005 12:31 AM

I'm wearing two thousand bees.

I am Straw 97,995 37
08/02/2005 12:40 AM

I have only one pair of Birks because I am a cheap dirty hippie.



I am wearing a bland gray oversize t-shirt, bland gray track pants, white socks. BUT my underwear is pink and purple snakeskin-looking print and the bland gray pants have a large hole in the thigh area. So clearly I am a sex goddess.

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/02/2005 12:42 AM

Ok, ok. I'm wearing a pair of boxer briefs, a gray t-shirt and white tube socks.

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/02/2005 12:43 AM

....and a cape.

Mr Fook 4,016 9
08/02/2005 12:45 AM

Currently I am wearing a 5 dollar Asian hooker.

La Fille Filly 39,193 20
08/02/2005 12:47 AM

For those of you who think I'm a dude, I'm wearing an old ugly shirt and boxers and scratching my balls.



For those of you who think I'm a chick, I'm wearing jeans and a spaghetti strap shirt.

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/02/2005 12:47 AM

Are those options swappable?

Frank & The Frijoles 77,546 17
08/02/2005 12:49 AM

If they are really your BEST friends then you would know what the hell Birks are...



At least my best friend isn't a bottle of aqua velva.

I am Straw 97,995 37
08/02/2005 12:50 AM

Whenever I see Filly posting, I now think of that dude in the commercial about credit card theft where the guy is sitting in a chair talking, but a girl's voice is coming out and she is talking about buying a leather bustier that lifts and seperates.

Humphrey 51,764 12
08/02/2005 12:58 AM

I am wearing a green lab coat, pink rubber gloves, stockings, suspenders, black high heels and a string of pearls.



So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab. I see you shiver in antici...

















































...pation.

La Fille Filly 39,193 20
08/02/2005 12:59 AM

I am wearing a green lab coat, pink rubber gloves, stockings, suspenders, black high heels and a string of pearls.



So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab. I see you shiver in antici...





















SAY IT! CONSTI....































...pation.

dinesh 24,862 16
08/02/2005 01:04 AM

i think i missed something about filly and being a dude, but it was worth it to see neeps quasi-naked feet.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/02/2005 01:06 AM

Here's some proof, but not enough proof to stop me going into politics one day.



Like I always say, the proof is in the panties.

dinesh 24,862 16
08/02/2005 01:07 AM

the proof of the panties is in the eating.

Lamb Salad Sandwich 33,017 9
08/02/2005 01:31 AM

And if you have pudding in your panties, you have a problem!

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/02/2005 01:33 AM

and I've got the solution..

Millie 116,988 28
08/02/2005 01:37 AM

Yuck. This thread has gone horribly wrong.



But it's still more entertaining than the one I started about strip-searching.

dinesh 24,862 16
08/02/2005 01:43 AM

it's gone HORRIBY RIGHT, i say. thankfully we've stuck with pudding, and stayed away from yogurts and other fungus cultures.

La Fille Filly 39,193 20
08/02/2005 01:48 AM

<action>winks</action>Are those options swappable?



For you, Fratberry, anything's possible.

Livewire the Kelly Girl 78,229 13
08/02/2005 02:25 AM

Neep, if indecent photographs were permitted on ebay, you could be winning my life savings right now.

Fluro, President of Takapuna 14,139 11
08/02/2005 02:56 AM

a t shirt, barkers jacket and jeans. Normally, I gab in my b0x0rz.

Livewire the Kelly Girl 78,229 13
08/02/2005 03:23 AM

fapfapfapfap



I'm sure this doesn't seem creepy to anyone at all.

Neep, I want to lick Chris Garrett's knees! 35,066 15
08/02/2005 06:10 AM

Livewire... I love you so. much.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/02/2005 06:33 AM

<action>applauds.</action>

Neep, I want to lick Chris Garrett's knees! 35,066 15
08/02/2005 07:03 AM

I was actually going to take a picture fully clothed, with the same shoes and tell you to imagine me as I had been 5 minutes before. But I couldn't get a picture of my whole body with the webcam. So I settled for the cleavage. I had 2 pairs of dogtags on because I was wearing Jaggy's so I wouldn't forget to take them to her. I didn't post it because I realised I was about to miss the train.



Why not have some more random body parts to work with?

Chris Garrettt 86,932 12
08/02/2005 07:15 AM

You know....I think for all the sweet treats I sent you, I should be the one getting a full-body, underwear shot.









I'm just sayin'.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/02/2005 07:32 AM

Shut up n00b.

Neep, I want to lick Chris Garrett's knees! 35,066 15
08/02/2005 07:36 AM

I'm just sayin'.



Well who isn't replying to their IMs?

Chris Garrettt 86,932 12
08/02/2005 07:45 AM

Damn, I am so glad I got on IM.



Thank you for the picture, Neep.



You ARE 18, right? God, I feel so dirty...



fapfapfapfap



Great body, by the way..

Neep, I want to lick Chris Garrett's knees! 35,066 15
08/02/2005 07:47 AM

Damn right. To get that photo I had to stretch my leg right up. Knocked a pile of dishes off the computer table and broke one. oops.

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
08/02/2005 10:24 AM

I'm wearing nothing but a fife.







Oh, wait a second...that's not a fife.

Duh - Fornication And Inebriation = Catfight! 24,152 8
08/02/2005 10:29 AM

What am I wearing? I'll do better than tell you...



I'll sing it to you!



I cut down trees, I skip and jump

I like to press wild flowers.

I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.



I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK

I sleep all night and I work all day.



I cut down trees, I wear high heels

Suspenders and a bra.

I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/02/2005 10:30 AM

that so should have been "See My Vest"

Duh - Fornication And Inebriation = Catfight! 24,152 8
08/02/2005 10:32 AM

A gorilla's chest doesn't strike my fancy like a thong.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/02/2005 10:33 AM

Some men hunt for sport,

Others hunt for food,

The only thing I'm hunting for,

Is an outfit that looks good...



See my vest, see my vest,

Made from real gorilla chest,

Feel this sweater, there's no better,

Than authentic Irish setter.



See this hat, 'twas my cat,

My evening wear - vampire bat,

These white slippers are albino

African endangered rhino.



Grizzly bear underwear,

Turtles' necks, I've got my share,

Beret of poodle, on my noodle

It shall rest,



Try my red robin suit,

It comes one breast or two,

See my vest, see my vest,

See my vest.



Like my loafers? Former gophers -

It was that or skin my chauffeurs,

But a greyhound fur tuxedo

Would be best,



So let's prepare these dogs,

Kill two for matching clogs,

See my vest, see my vest,

Oh please, won't you see my vest.

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
08/02/2005 10:35 AM

I'm wearing nothing but a fife.







Oh, wait a second...that's not a fife.



Obviously. Fifes are long.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/02/2005 10:35 AM

that so should have been the lumberjack song.

Duh - Fornication And Inebriation = Catfight! 24,152 8
08/02/2005 10:36 AM

<action> looks up</ation>



That so should have been naked pictures.

Chris Garrettt 86,932 12
08/02/2005 11:02 AM

<action>Puts on his Austrailian accent</action>



That's not a fife....



*ZIP*



Now, THAT'S a fife.

Livewire the Kelly Girl 78,229 13
08/02/2005 10:00 PM

It's not a fife, but don't stop playing.

</sort of stolen from Letterman>

Le Straw 97,995 37
05/11/2006 12:07 PM

I'm late in the game bumping these old threads.



Three of my funniest posts were in the same week. Two of them are about Filly. I guess of the five, this one is my fave - that commercial still cracks me up.