Trae Killed Steve 156,790 17
08/02/2005 12:48 PM

Blue Balls

Well, La Di Freaking Duh!!! 24,152 8
08/02/2005 12:48 PM

How about:



The Big Ballers

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
08/02/2005 12:49 PM

'Roid Rage

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/02/2005 12:50 PM

The Red Ball Jets.









On a completely unrelated note, have you received any suspicious packets in the mail?

Well, La Di Freaking Duh!!! 24,152 8
08/02/2005 12:50 PM

'Roid Rage



Hmmn, too Canseco.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/02/2005 12:51 PM

"My couch is now lonely"

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/02/2005 12:51 PM

"Ten guys who should all be in right field"

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
08/02/2005 12:51 PM

Mr. Sir, yes. Much thanks.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/02/2005 12:53 PM

"Belly itchers"



"We're only here to pick up chicks"



"Generic Baseball Team #432"



"We play all positions"

gorcjuice gives you wings 41,132 13
08/02/2005 12:54 PM

The Catchers

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/02/2005 12:55 PM

Swirlie Victims



The kids picked last



Oliver's Crazy Fun-having Jolly Good Time Gang

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/02/2005 12:55 PM

Butte Pirates

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/02/2005 12:56 PM

"I can't believe it's not Xbox"

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/02/2005 12:57 PM

"Guys Who Aren't Athletic Enough for Baseball"

gorcjuice gives you wings 41,132 13
08/02/2005 12:59 PM

San Quentin Traveling Softball Squad

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
08/02/2005 01:00 PM

I've got to be honest, I'm more than a bit dissapointed in all of you thus far.

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/02/2005 01:01 PM

l33t hax0rs

Sharribarri 14,124 11
08/02/2005 01:02 PM

"Softball is for Girls, thats why we're playing"



Or SIFGTWWP for short.

Hope it helps some.

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
08/02/2005 01:03 PM

Hank's Hardware

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/02/2005 01:04 PM

"Chico's Bail Bonds"

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/02/2005 01:04 PM

The Ped Rangers

Trae Killed Steve 156,790 17
08/02/2005 01:05 PM

Swingers

Baby Batters

Pinch Titters

Way Off Base

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
08/02/2005 01:06 PM

"Roy Torkelsons Armada Featuring Herman Menderchuck"



Can't go wrong with KITH.

S>H>P 181,790 70
08/02/2005 01:11 PM

The Seal Trainers

gorcjuice gives you wings 41,132 13
08/02/2005 01:12 PM

Playground Monsters

Alvins In Downtown Seattle

Menstrual Expulsions

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
08/02/2005 01:14 PM

Chico's Bail Bonds



Big Gay Fags



The MC Hammers



the Dustin Diamonds

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
08/02/2005 01:15 PM

Sorry Nutbutter- I just saw that.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/02/2005 01:15 PM

"The only way we can ever get to home plate."

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/02/2005 01:15 PM

Jonny's Team of Little Girl Frosters.



Your uniforms could be pink and trimmed in lace, with pockets for candy.

Spicey McHaggis 117,760 37
08/02/2005 01:16 PM

"Chico Barry's Bail Bonds"

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
08/02/2005 01:16 PM

"Gentle Snowflake Express"

Trae Killed Steve 156,790 17
08/02/2005 01:16 PM

The Homo Runners

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/02/2005 01:17 PM

What about Chico's Bail Bonds?





I can't believe that nobody has suggested that yet.

Well, La Di Freaking Duh!!! 24,152 8
08/02/2005 01:17 PM

Call yourself "The Winners", that way if you lose, you still fell like you've accomplished something.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
08/02/2005 01:18 PM

Baby Batters

The only way we can ever get to home plate

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
08/02/2005 01:18 PM

My favorites so far.

gorcjuice gives you wings 41,132 13
08/02/2005 01:19 PM

Yosh, using your logic, I will call myself funny.

turtle10 - the forgotten gabber 42,578 26
08/02/2005 01:19 PM

"Off To Fat Guys"



you kn ow, so when you lose the other tema has to say "We just beat off to fat guys"

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/02/2005 01:20 PM

"My Brother's Fist"

gorcjuice gives you wings 41,132 13
08/02/2005 01:23 PM

Highline Softball



Probably worth a few forfeits.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/02/2005 01:23 PM

Whistler, When did you change your icon and login?

OfficeHag 24,693 8
08/02/2005 01:23 PM

WAFIOT

"we're not fat , its our thyroids."

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/02/2005 01:24 PM

WAFIOT

"we're not fat , its our thyroids."





Way to anagram your own post correctly.

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/02/2005 01:25 PM

Turtle, that was awesome.

Agiel 559 9
08/02/2005 01:27 PM

The Masterbatters

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
08/02/2005 01:27 PM

Call youself the Spanish Inquisition. No one will expect that.

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
08/02/2005 01:29 PM

The Toronto Blue Gays

The New York Spankees

The Chicago Cums

The Chicago White Cox

The Boston Red Cox

OfficeHag 24,693 8
08/02/2005 01:29 PM

ah Shakespeare

We Ain't fat, its our Thyroid.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/02/2005 01:29 PM

It's probably too soon, BJ, but have you received your suspicious looking packet in the mail?

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
08/02/2005 01:30 PM

The Cleveland Steamers

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/02/2005 01:31 PM

If Lloyd's doesn't win, I will have lost all faith in Oliver.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/02/2005 01:31 PM

<action> Hears a loud explosion in the distance, desk shakes uncontrollably</action>

Methinks he did, Sir.

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/02/2005 01:33 PM

"Our Moms Are Hot"

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
08/02/2005 01:34 PM

I love Lloyds, but Cleveland Steamers has already been used.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/02/2005 01:37 PM

The Other Team (so you could say, "Hey, we play for The Other Team."



The Lindsay Lohan Fan Club



The Fifth Basers

Well, La Di Freaking Duh!!! 24,152 8
08/02/2005 01:38 PM

The Fifth Basers



Isn't that like when you reach the back of your lover's teeth?

Roadkill Chickens 286,527 61
08/02/2005 01:40 PM

the Seattle Seahawks cucumbers

Roadkill Chickens 286,527 61
08/02/2005 01:41 PM

"How long till the beer?"

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
08/02/2005 01:43 PM

Jim Bean's Dead Lovechild.



Fetus Attack!



Digit Pullers



Soccer Moms Gone Wild

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
08/02/2005 01:43 PM

No, Mr. Sir.



I also haven't received my newest issue of Make magazine yet. Check on that, will you?

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/02/2005 01:47 PM

Duh, fifth base is another term for a rear entry. If you can hit the back of your lover's teeth when you do that, then I think you and I need to have a talk.

Well, La Di Freaking Duh!!! 24,152 8
08/02/2005 01:47 PM

"Call youself the Spanish Inquisition. No one will expect that."



Indeed, Mr Johnson. I have their theme song here.

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
08/02/2005 01:48 PM

as long as monty python is in the mix, why not the Frogmen?

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
08/02/2005 01:49 PM

erika: there wouldn't be much talking involved by that point.

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
08/02/2005 02:24 PM

The Snowballers

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
08/02/2005 02:34 PM

How about this for a team name Oliver?



>*< Safe.



"DILLIGAS" is an acronym.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
08/02/2005 02:35 PM

It may have been helpful to post some of the names they have up as "Funniest Team Names."



The Bad New Beers

Red Headed Step Kids

Empty Pitchers

Bottom of the Fifth

VOTE FOR PEDRO

Mixed Nuts

Ball Slappers

Kiss my Ashcroft

The Mr. Furley Experience

Scared Hitless

Drunk aShakespeare

High and Tight

Sigourney Beaver

The Fluffers

These aren't my Balls

Balls Deep

Free Bases

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
08/02/2005 02:45 PM

DILLIGAS?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/02/2005 02:47 PM

Retard Stregth



Short Bus All-Stars



Big Gay Al's Big Gay Softball Team



Fromundas



The Stately Mortimore J. Venderhousens



Official Breast Inspectors

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
08/02/2005 02:51 PM

DILLIGAS.



I had just joined a softball team in my second year of college. The manager of the team held tryouts and had designated us where he thought we would be most beneficial to the team.



After the first practice, we still didn't have a name, so I asked him what the team name should be, so I could have shirts made.

He replied:



"Does It Look Like I Give A Shakespeare?"

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
08/02/2005 02:52 PM

Canadian Olympic Softball Team

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/02/2005 02:53 PM

"Infield Fly Rule"



(See Ollie, it's a joke about pants.. but what I can't figure out is whether it doesn't work

at all unless you wear pants, or, if, in fact, not wearing pants makes it work even better.

YOU MAKE THE CALL!)

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/02/2005 02:55 PM

"If There's Grass on the Field"



(self explanatory)

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
08/02/2005 03:48 PM

The Shiney Things, sponsored by the American A.D.D. Association

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
08/02/2005 03:51 PM

Wouldn't it be



The Shiney Things, sponsored by the American A.D.D. Associ

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/02/2005 03:57 PM

The Angry Pirates?



I SUCK AT THIS!

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/02/2005 07:17 PM

Bunt Buddies



Long Ballers



Harry Ball's Team of 2

k4stmoon 1,143 11
08/02/2005 07:17 PM

I can't believe no one has suggested the

Unregistered Sex Offenders

I mean, come on... this IS Ollie we're talking about

theduceofhazard 80 8
08/02/2005 07:21 PM

Finnaly getting to second base!

Frank & The Frijoles 77,546 17
08/02/2005 07:27 PM

<action>channels Ren & Stimpy</action>



I am the pitcher and you are the catcher.

Millie 116,988 28
08/02/2005 07:29 PM

Yet another way GAB has ruined my mind. The other day, my brother's girlfriend brought her nephews over to my folks' house.



The older boy (about 10 years old) was talking about little league. My father said, "So, do you like pitching or catching?" I had to bite my tongue so's not to call my dad a Frost-ing pervert.

Millie 116,988 28
08/02/2005 07:30 PM

Not that my dad isn't a Frost-ing pervert, but in this instance, his question was totally innocent.



I think.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/03/2005 12:22 AM

I would try this; you can get a bunch of jerseys cheap.

Humphrey 51,764 12
08/03/2005 12:54 AM

Will Bunt for Beer.

daisypie 49,378 9
08/03/2005 01:14 AM

Bunt Munchers

Lasacasa 141 9
08/03/2005 02:46 AM

The Nads...that way the people cheering for you will be saying "Go Nads!"

Humphrey 51,764 12
08/03/2005 02:47 AM

Bunt n' Booze.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/03/2005 03:02 AM

Starts with 'S', ends with 'uicide Squeeze'.

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
08/03/2005 11:20 AM

Six Poles Over a Virgin



Superior to Yous



The Kansas City Royals

Pubah, The Incurable 56,805 18
08/03/2005 11:20 AM

We Drink Guinness

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/03/2005 11:21 AM

"The Football Bats"

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/03/2005 11:48 AM

Unrelated: I can't believe in a thread titled "I need a little ASSistance" there is not a single post about Ollie looking for enema advice.



Carry on.

Kenneth 8 7
03/28/2006 11:13 AM

'Bye Week'



The other team will never show up and you cruise into the finals.

Rev. Thwack 236 7
03/28/2006 11:25 AM

Jose Canseco's Dealers

The Pete Rose School of Sports Wagers

We'll Hit Your Balls

Albuquerque, NM