Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/04/2005 04:28 PM

Why, do you hitchhike?

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
08/04/2005 05:56 PM

Only one comment in two hours. That link must suck donkey balls. Damned if I'm going to click it,

gorck-a-gadda-da-vida 41,132 13
08/04/2005 05:59 PM

OETT: some guy found a wallet and told his wife he killed the guy to make her leave him. She called the cops.

SuhYpa +1, +4 vs. Humanoids 5,547 9
08/04/2005 06:02 PM

Investigators reached Allen in Utah by phone; Allen said he did not know Akin.



Excuse me sir, have you been murdered while hitchhiking lately? No? Carry on then.

Purple Hayes 235 8
08/04/2005 06:19 PM

Mr. Sir, did you read the article carefully? No hitchhikers were harmed during the course of those actual events. I mean I should probably stop saying I killed people when I really didn't.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
08/04/2005 06:21 PM

Thanks for explaining the joke.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/04/2005 06:22 PM

Would it be better if I had asked if you were married to a guy that had found a wallet on a newspaper machine?



No?





Eat it.

Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
08/04/2005 06:24 PM

I was thinking about taking a n00b under my wing, guiding them through the intricacies of GAB, comforting them through the worst of their hazing and whatnot.



Anyway, the thought passed.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
08/04/2005 06:39 PM

Wasn't that almost dead on the story from "Something About Mary" with either, Ben Stiller or maybe Chris Elliot, and the hitchhiker who invented eight second Abs ?

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
08/04/2005 06:41 PM

No man seven. Seven!

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/04/2005 07:40 PM

Thanks for thought Whistler........ but haizing is kind of fun!!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/04/2005 07:41 PM

Has anyone seen my n00b?



He got in a wickedly hilarious post when I last saw him, But he hasn't been around since.





Not that I care, But it'd be nice to pick on him a little more.

Millie 116,988 28
08/04/2005 11:14 PM

I'll admit, I read the article pretty fast and didn't feel like re-reading it.



But, I'm confused. If the guy is already going through a divorce, why does he need his wife to leave him?



Also, why can't he just leave her?



And why did the cop say the guy was looking for sympathy from his wife?



The guy is a moron. At least now he has a reason to leave his wife. He can say he was testing her loyalty and she failed and he can never trust her again.

Millie 116,988 28
08/04/2005 11:15 PM

All right, I did re-read it and I still don't understand. The guy is just a Frost-ing idiot, I guess.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/05/2005 01:22 AM

Millie,

Byline: OCALA, Fla.



Q.E.D.