The Filly Prank
A comedy article
by Phuc  237,919  21
08/05/2005 10:58 AM 1170 views
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By most accounts, the ZUG Tenth Anniversary was a rousing success. If you can forget about the underage drinking, steamy fornication, and surprise appearance of Tubgirl, it was all just good, clean, wholesome fun.
My contributions to ZUG over the past decade have been inconsistent: a drawring here, a flame war there, a light coating of powdered sugar over the top--but in the words of the user known as Filly, "it's all good." I had been looking forward to this pahty since John first floated the idea, which must've been back when the pets.com mascot was just a wank rag for some pre-VC dot.com geek living in his mom's basement. But as the longest-posting GABber, I felt an obligation to add a little something of my own to the pot.
And here's where our story takes a turn. A turn into a rest stop. And I'm not talking about one of those rest stops where there's a full-service Starbucks, a working Area 51 arcade game, and bathrooms with those hand dryers that you can stick your face under and it looks like you're in one of those G force machines that spin around and the guy's lips are curling around the back of his head. I'm talking about the rest stop where you're ankle-deep in mystery liquid at the urinal, you dry your hands on a greasy rag, and the coffee has an aftertaste of burnt ass.
I wanted to bring something to ZUG10 that would make people laugh. My persona on the ZUG message board, GAB, has always been a bit on the unfriendly side, eschewing humor for raw hatred. Since this gathering would not provide me with miles of aether to shield me from years of pent-up hostility, it seemed that a humorous gift would be a good way to insure the GAB masses that I did not come to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but merely to bask in the warm, sweet fragrance of friendship. And anyways, I've been all out of bubblegum since that spider web scare back in the '70s.
THE PLAN
In my research to find a prank that would generate both laughter and conversation, I researched the GAB archives for prevalent behavior patterns amongst the users. It seems as though, in addition to a marked preference for abnormally large rectal cavities and homophobic retorts, there is an undercurrent of sexual perversion. Supplies? I think not.
Further research revealed that whenever a female joins the fold, every male who does not have a fondness for doorknobs is all over her, as though getting the attention of a girl online somehow makes spending all day on your computer eating devil dogs with one hand while furiously masturbating to doctored photos of Lindsey Lohan with the other a more manly use of time.
So I hatched a little plan to raise the teenie little hopes of the one-handed typing brigade, then smash them flat when the iron was still hot.
The first thing I needed to do was to determine which female GABber was the most frequent target of male GABbers' predatory advances. It didn't take more than a few minutes of perusing the GAB photo album before I realized that the aforementioned Filly had to be at the top of every hetero male's list. The question was: Would she be attending ZUG10, or did she have better things to do, like maybe an overdue trip to Wal Mart (Sorry, man.)?
I contacted Filly via the Instant Messaging and though my chat logs have been deleted with 1024-bit military encryption as a matter of SOP, I recall her response as something along the lines of, "I wouldn't go to your stupid Interweb geek-a-thon if it were the last geek-a-thon on earth!" This coming from someone who participates regularly in marching band competitions.
OK. I lie. Ms. Filly was gracious and generous and over time, she became enthusiastic about taking part in the prank, seeing as it would likely be her best way of having some connection to what was shaping up to be the greatest event in the history of the World Wide Web. That and she only occasionally competes in the marching band.
Oh, and for those of you who may be a little slow on the uptake (I'm looking in your direction, Maha.), the user known as Filly is indeed a female. With female parts, female hopes, female dreams, and that female ability to make us d00dz feel as high as a kite or as low as a homunculus hamster. ...Strike that first sentence. I am at least 95% sure that Filly is a chick. I've never actually met her, so I can't say for positive. Web cams can be faked, and voices can be altered. For all I know, she could be Louie Anderson.
Once it was established that Filly would indeed not be attending the festivities, I next asked her if she wouldn't mind telling all the folks on the board that she would be. She agreed, and The Filly Prank was born. Now all that was left was to cut the cord, devour the placenta, and start it suckling at the teat of teh funny.
One minor stumbling block to the effectiveness of the prank was Filly's somewhat spotty attendance on GAB. I asked her nicely if she wouldn't mind posting a little more frequently. This seemed to me to be a relatively harmless request, but I underestimated the lady's comic inventiveness. Not only did she start posting with a vengeance, she also kicked the prank up a notch--a kick aimed straight at GAB's blue bloated sac!
Filly teamed up with GAB's resident sexpot, the redoubtable Roofie Raccoon, and the two cooked up a little ZUG10 soiree and posted a thread inviting any adventurous parties to partake in the pleasures of the fleShakespeare was bold. It was daring. If it had gone on for any longer, there would have been separations, divorces, and exploding heads a la Scanners across the country. I admit here and now that it was me who requested that the party invitation be taken down, not out of concern for any of the losers who were willing to cheat on their spouses for a night of carnal delights with Internet strangers, but out of fear that one of said losers, when his/her S.O. had left for a more faithful partner, would seek revenge on one or both of the lady pranksters. Call me paranoid, but if you've been on GAB as long as I have, you don't take anything for granted.
So the "party" was "cancelled." We were back to plain ol' Filly, sans the oil, gyrating bodies, whips and goats, and all was once again proceeding according to plan.
I know what you're thinking: But Al, having Filly say she's going to show up and then she doesn't show up--isn't that just lame?"
Yes. It is lame. I couldn't leave it at just that. I mean, why just Goatse someone online when you can give 'em a brown-eye in person? The next task on the gantt chart was to find a suitable replacement for the actual Filly. In my mind, there is only one person on the planet who could fill the bikini of GAB's hottest young thang: Mike "Mikey" Hoban--frequent comedy and music collaborator of both John and me. Front man of infamous Boston punk band Johnny Plankton and His Able-Bodied Seamen, Computer Stew co-star, mensch about town, and possessor of the most authentically pissa Boston accent this side of The Sausage Guy. Not only would Mikey blow people's minds just by Frost-ing with people's physical expectations--he is one of the few people performing today who could sustain such a gag no matter what came his way.
I had found my Filly.
As the date approached, the real Filly fed me with all sorts of personal information that Mikey may need to know to answer any dejected fanboys. What college does she go to? What are her turn-ons and turn-offs? What instrument does she play in the marching band? (For the record, the answers to those questions are: A) One with all-night nekkid sorority parties; B) Half-Asian fatboys and dirtbags who cheat on their wives, respectively; C) the sousaphone)
Once I had the elements of the prank secured, I approached John and the ZUG Cabal (a secret society of programmers, planners, schemers, and bakers of delicious shortbread) to see if their collective oversized brains thought that this idea was worth the twenty minutes of work-time I squandered on thinking of it. Minion #3 wagered 50 quatloos it would fail. Minion #4 wagered 100 quatloos that some horny married bastard would kill someone at Cheers. Minion #2's exposed brain pulsated suggestively, then oozed a viscous glowing green substance. I took that as the deciding vote and proceeded .
The final finishing touch was to add Filly to the official ZUG10 Party List with a little white lie that would cover the lady's conspicuous absence on nights leading up to Saturday's main event. I man, how could anyone doubt The List??? We were now ready for ZUG10.
THE EXECUTION
Since I wasn't paying Mikey, I couldn't very wall ask him to play the part of Filly for Friday's events, Saturday's bus ride, and Saturday's gala anniversary party. Since Sattidy night was the thing most likey to have all GABbers in attendence, Mikey and I both agreed that if he could only pick one place to show his face, it should be there.
Well, it turned out that "Filly's" lack of presence for two days really hurt the prank. And I don't mean hurt it like "Mommie, I got an owie" hurt. I'm talking about Joe Theissman hurt--Christopher Reeves hurt. All our preparation--having Mike memorize hours of detail on Filly's life--amounted to naught. By Saturday night, all the attendees from GAB had already been hanging out for two or three days. They had bonded like the walls of a Chrone's disease colon, and they steered clear of anyone at the event who wasn't a part of their little club. Two people asked me who that handsome devil with the salt n' peppa hair was and when I responded "Filly," all I got was a "No Shakespeare?" and the cold shoulder. I was sure that the prank for which I had planned for months was going to fizzle like drizzle on the grizzle.
The night wore on, cliques remained unbroken, and I resigned myself to nursing a beer that someone gave me (and probably "Stiffler'd" before they did) and enjoying the company of people I'd probably never see again.
After a few more rounds of beer, roast beef, and what what must have been a urinal cake in a light cream sauce with capers and white truffle oil, MC John Hargrave took the stage and in front of a large projection screen filled with my crappy drawings, began to recount the tale of ZUG. All were enraptured. After five minutes, when John was retelling the story of how ZUG was responsible for 9/11, what should I see but Mikey running up to the stage, screaming like a madman, "ZUG IS A CULT!!! ZUG IS A CULT!!!"
"What what whaaaaat?" I axed myself. Is this a skit? John planned a skit and put Mikey in it? Mikey is playing a part other than "Filly?" Dayyyyyyyyyyymn! Dejection hit me like Ollie falling on my head from a three-story orphanage. The Filly Prank was a good idea, but it flopped miserably, and this was the nail in the coffin. I might as well enjoy the show. And enjoy it I did until John asked Mikey, "Who are you?" to which Mikey replied, "Warren..." my fears were now confirmed. The Filly prank was hijacked.
Then, it happened. Mikey/Warren finished his sentence, "...but you may also know me by my user name--Filly!"
Happy happy? Si. Joy joy? Ouai.
Behind the skitsters appeared the face that launched a thousand faps. There was a collective gasp so deep that a vacuum was instantly created. If Neep had saved up enough paper route money and flew her ass from that penal colony to the Land of the Free, she would have begun scientific experiments that can normally only be carried out on the space shuttle.
I divagate.
John had not hijacked the Filly Prank. He had resurrected it! The skit went on and had something to do with "Filly" performing fellatio on a character played by Henry Harvey, The Funniest Man Alive. I don't know the particulars--I was in a daze of pure bliss. I am not a prankster. I couldn't get an insurance salesman with a joy buzzer. I suck at anything that isn't scripted to the finest detail, and even then I am usually foiled by my incontinence and/or budding narcolepsy.
The night went on, but the GABbers' attitude toward Mikey had gone from pre-skit indifference to post-skit horror, as though they all found out that the salmon mousse they had just gorged themselves on was deadly--and that Mikey/Filly was the one who had squeezed out his festering, leprous boils onto it.
THE AFTERMATH
I thought that was the end of it. I thought that it was so glaringly obvious that it was a prank. I think I overestimated the intelligence of teh GAB.
The following day, I had lunch with a select group of GABbers. Over burgers and cokes (I did not pee pee in them), I asked them to please keep Filly's true identity a secret; maybe we could keep the prank going on the message board for a while. I did not expect anyone to say, "You mean, that guy wasn't Filly? ....eh?" but that's exactly what a GABber who will not be named said, ketchup and grease dripping down his beard.
This was better than I could have hoped for. Granted, it's not that big a deal, and the scope of this prank is not worth the two thousand or so words you've already had to read through to get to this point, but for me, it was a big deal. I had actually conceived a prank that worked!
The Monday following ZUG10, I posted this thread. I encourage you to read through it. Here are some highlights if you're as lazy as me:
Fratberry
7/18/2005 9:50 am
Well I hope that guy enjoyed the pictures of my Coleridge.
Senior Destructor: Soon to be legal in Canada!
7/20/2005 1:04 am
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I really have something against this. On most other forums and boards, people hide behind fake personalities and don't act themselves. Here, I've noticed a difference. All of you are (mostly) genuinely real people.
Hypothetical Man-Filly isn't. He crossed the line. I feel like I actually know a few of you people, and Filly was one of them. Not cool. And with how good he was at it, that just freaks me out. If you ask me, you come of as a real pervert. You have "being a 19 year old girl" down far too well.
Some of the best stuff in that thread provides the ultimate justification for why the Unfunny Button is named after Vlad's former moniker!
The user known as Fratberry IM'd me in a panic. Here's an excerpt:
9:11:31 AM phuc: http://www.natanagara.com/zug/130-filly01.jpg
9:12:06 AM fratberry: Um, who's that?
9:12:12 AM phuc: Filly.
9:12:39 AM phuc: In the middle.
9:12:56 AM fratberry: The guy?
9:13:02 AM phuc: Yes sir.
9:13:13 AM fratberry: Ok, Filly's not a guy.
9:13:30 AM phuc: The pics we've all seen are not a guy.
9:16:15 AM fratberry: Please tell me that's not true.
9:17:53 AM fratberry: So, the girl we've both talked to online, Chris too and others as well, is THAT GUY???
9:18:18 AM phuc: he's a Frost-ing funny guy. An old friend of mine and John's.
9:21:18 AM fratberry: Did you know about this before this weekend?
9:22:28 AM phuc: Of course. I've known for a while now.
9:25:06 AM fratberry: Frost this. Its bullShakespeare. And if its not, its Frosted up.
9:25:49 AM phuc: This is what happens when you don't show up, bitch!!! Mwuhahahahahaha!
9:26:20 AM fratberry: YOU SUCK!! Every day for the rest of your life I will email you one Creed song.
9:31:04 AM phuc: You're really having a hard time with this, aren't you?
9:31:17 AM fratberry: Yes. Its pissing me off.
9:31:23 AM phuc: neither of us will ever Frost the girl in the pictures, so why does it matter?
9:31:48 AM fratberry: I'd like to know who I sent pictures of myself to IF THAT'S OK.
9:32:35 AM phuc: I think I just peed my pants!!!
9:33:33 AM fratberry: Ok, please to be explaining. Pretend that I'm from Alabama.
9:33:37 AM fratberry: Which I am.
9:33:46 AM phuc: You sent dirty pics of yourself to Filly?
9:33:59 AM fratberry: One.
I tormented the poor bastard for a few more minutes. Then my conscience bitch-slapped me and I spilled the beans.
Probably everyone knows this was a ll a prank by now. I would have written this article a week ago, but I've been in the midst of a marathon Suzie McMuffin pud-yanking session.
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Hilarious
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dropkick brody 43,090  12
08/07/2005 02:23 PM
<action> raises hand </action> I fell for it too.
*makes list*
-Chicken's death
-CG's fat daughter
-Filly's a man
I am Just. That. Naive Naiive Niave Dumb.
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Senior Destructor: America's Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/07/2005 02:29 PM
Yeah. I was fooled at first, but Filly IM'd me after that post. I kept making the same type of statements to keep up the gag.
Well played, Al, well played.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/07/2005 02:41 PM
I'm so Frostin' confused, I had to look down the front of my own shorts to find out what I am.
Gnostic.
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Chi Chi Felipe: Super Nintendo Chalmers 161,353 14
08/07/2005 02:53 PM
Al rules. I'd let him crack open my skull and feast on the tasty grey matter within while he wailed on a double-guitar like Jimmy Page any time.
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Errol 10,584 9
08/07/2005 03:01 PM
Even though I knew all along...
Very well played.
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Phla Mignon 131,068 34
08/07/2005 03:28 PM
So. Aroungrissed offonfused.
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Frogpop - Wicked Smaht 173,153 25
08/07/2005 03:38 PM
Not only a great prank, but an awesome article to boot.
If Neep had saved up enough paper route money and flew her ass from that penal colony to the Land of the Free, she would have begun scientific experiments that can normally only be carried out on the space shuttle.
heh-heh.
I did not expect anyone to say, "You mean, that guy wasn't Filly? ....eh?" but that's exactly what a GABber who will not be named said, ketchup and grease dripping down his beard.
I don't remember eating lunch with Voldemort!
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Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/07/2005 04:03 PM
I feel special 'cause I knew about it ahead of time so my days and nights beatin' off to Filly weren't wasted.
This is probably a good place to mention that the hot air dryers in the bathroom at Cheers were more powerful than the first stage of the Saturn V moon rocket.
And I still had to wipe my hands on my pants to properly dry them.
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The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/07/2005 04:27 PM
Since I chat with Filly pretty regularly, I knew about the prank, but enjoyed the surprise execution. Good job, Al!
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Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
08/07/2005 05:24 PM
So Vlad's unfunny because Vlad didn't fall for the prank, and was the one fervent believer that Filly is real?
Yup, makes sense.
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daisypie 49,378 9
08/07/2005 05:49 PM
Al, you sir, are a comedy DEMIGOD!!1
Frost-ing. Brilliant.
...Bonus points for the Scanners & Monty Python's The Meaning of Life references.
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Phuc 237,919 21
08/07/2005 05:56 PM
Thanks to Fartberry for help with the article (that chat log is for real) and to Tabby for help with the editing.
And a heaping helping o' thanks to Kelsey--one of the funniest people I know.
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daisypie 49,378 9
08/07/2005 06:00 PM
~delicious shortbread~ ???
I wasn't informed about this delicious shortbread! I might have stuck around...
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Filly 39,193 20
08/07/2005 06:09 PM
Oh, the things I'll do for humor!
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DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
08/07/2005 06:19 PM
Good article.
(And it was barbecue sauce, eh.)
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REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/07/2005 06:46 PM
Great job Al.
I just wonder if frat has any finger prints left?
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
08/07/2005 07:06 PM
Congrats. Bloody good show. Props to Unkle Al. Honestly.
I'll say that I believed the lie, because I didn't really question it. Back of my mind, I thought something like this article was coming, though.
Good job, all of those involved in this.
<action>claps</action>
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EmpLloyd 48,662 14
08/07/2005 07:12 PM
So let me get this straight, Filly is dead, or was she just banned?
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EmpLloyd 48,662 14
08/07/2005 07:13 PM
Haha, hammerhead has the claps!
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Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/07/2005 07:43 PM
So, is it now more naughty or less naughty to masturbate to the Filly pics?
Because if it's less naughty, I'm gonna use those pictures of that Erika guy.
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daisypie 49,378 9
08/07/2005 08:42 PM
<action>*guffaw*</action>
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The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/07/2005 09:11 PM
No, Vlad's unfunny because he never really says anything funny.
How can you say that? His website is a joke!
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Captain Dan 44,452 11
08/07/2005 09:12 PM
Phuc is BRILLIANT! He EXPECTED the Spanish Inquisition!
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Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/07/2005 09:13 PM
Super Nintendo Chalmers
Ok, I just have to say that's awesome.
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Whistler P. McManus 186,041 44
08/07/2005 09:17 PM
I believed "Warren" really was Filly, but it didn't bother me one way or the other because I never fapped to Filly (or flirted, e-mailed, IM'd, etc.).
...someone who participates regularly in marching band competitions...
Of course, that's going to change now.
How you doin', Filly?
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Fratberry 282,940 53
08/07/2005 11:56 PM
Oh sure. Kick a man when he's down. GRANDMA'S DEAD YA KNOW!!
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20 Chickens 286,527 61
08/08/2005 10:09 AM
Best Filly pic ever!
...I mean, besides that titty one.
I've seen better.
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I am Straw 97,995 37
08/08/2005 03:32 PM
If I find out that that Jane and Donk didn't really get married, I'm coming after you guys. The gal who's really a guy who's really a gal I can deal with. Mess with my romantic side and you are burnt toast at the bottom of the toaster.
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Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
08/08/2005 07:40 PM
"Next on Debunking the Prank: Phuc is really a Samoan, explaining both his ability to eat anything and his greasy appearance."
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/08/2005 07:46 PM
I'm with chickens. such a lovely vagina, oh Shakespeare, you can still read this
ALSO, For the record, I NEVER FELL FOR IT! I ALWAYS KNEW!
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Millie 116,988 28
08/08/2005 08:40 PM
There is a moral hidden in this story. You never really know who you're talking to on the internet.
I knew about it beforehand. But it doesn't really matter to me if the person is genuinely what or who he or she pretends to be.
A lot of it is fake, anyway.
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/08/2005 08:46 PM
THE INTERNET IS ALWAYS REAL.
I AM A DRUNK Emerson IN REAL LIFE, TOO.
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Millie 116,988 28
08/08/2005 08:47 PM
I'm not real.
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Millie 116,988 28
08/08/2005 08:48 PM
I wish I were drunk, though.
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Phuc 237,919 21
08/08/2005 11:59 PM
The best part of this thread is all the people who feel the need to tell the world that they knew it was fake.
Only Frat has the balls to admit that he was fooled.
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The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/09/2005 01:00 AM
If I hadn't known about it ahead of time, I probably would have been fooled.
After all, I used to think crackbeer was a real kid in Minnesota.
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ringworm 68,315 13
08/09/2005 04:44 AM
The best part of this thread is all the people who feel the need to tell the world that they knew it was fake.
i missed the whole sorry affair, so i continued assuming filly was a girl-type ranma. also, the cuffs have been sitting in the front office for a while now. they finally decided to let me know. a+++++.
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Fratberry 282,940 53
08/09/2005 11:32 AM
Only Frat has the balls to admit that he was fooled.
Unfortunately there are those who have evidence to verify this fact.
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daisypie 49,378 9
08/09/2005 11:52 AM
I'm still fooled. She's a she, she's a he, he's a she... For all I
know, next week we'll find out that Filly is really Koko the gorilla.
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Millie 116,988 28
08/09/2005 02:35 PM
Well, you still believe I'm a woman.
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Filly 39,193 20
08/09/2005 02:43 PM
Weirdest part about this was having people question your existence. Which I thought would end with this article.
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Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
08/09/2005 06:01 PM
By the way, Vlad would like to admit something. Vlad has never had, nor likely will have nude pictures of Filly. Vlad would KILL for some, but can you imagine any girl taking enough pity on Vlad to show Vlad her naughty bits? Not likely. It did however help call Phuc's bluff. His reaction to Vlad posting that Vlad had nude pictures of Filly was priceless. Sorry Phuc, but you been scammed too. Vlad did once get her to take a picture holding a copy of The Two Towers. That's what made Vlad doubt she was a he. Vlad freely admits, for the first short while, Vlad bought it. Vlad even sent an email to Filly saying 'he was a sick Frost.' Vlad deeply apologizes for that Filly. But Vlad felt a bit hurt, since you'd been so nice to Vlad. Vlad felt a bit betrayed. Anyway, here's Vlads formal apology for ever doubting you were the wonderful girl you are.
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Ditdah, now part of the Spoon Army 123,110 14
08/10/2005 11:59 AM
I was fooled. But I never talked to Filly other than on the board, and I never 'fapped' to her, so I didn't really care if she was a he or he was a she. I had more fun watching Frat freak out.
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Filly 39,193 20
08/10/2005 04:35 PM
Just as an attempt to help preserve the remnants of Frat's dignity, the majority of his posts about the prank came after he knew about it.
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₣ŗå†ßƏ®Яﻵ 282,940 53
08/10/2005 05:17 PM
Thanks, man.
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Rep. Jep Rep. 007 58,758 13
08/13/2005 10:05 AM
Al, I always had you pegged as too angry to be drop-dead hilarious, but now I see that I am sorely mistaken. This was a world class prank and a kick-ass article. You totally rule and I am not worthy to bend over and kiss your toes. Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome job!
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Phuc 237,919 21
08/13/2005 09:22 PM
Thanks, Jep. My anger is overrated.
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Rep. Jep Rep. 007 58,758 13
08/14/2005 10:26 PM
Yeah well, your humor is definately under-rated, sir.
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S. Kake 55,555 14
08/29/2005 05:24 PM
fratberry: YOU SUCK!! Every day for the rest of your life I will email you one Creed song.
heh, that was awesome.
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Senior Destructor: International Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/29/2005 06:11 PM
Did this article just get maha'd to Shakespeare or something?
I seem to remember a (well-deserved) full tube for it.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/29/2005 11:59 PM
I did see some guy in a dress lurking around the pee tube earlier...
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Phuc 237,919 21
08/30/2005 10:04 AM
I've noticed this with some long-lived posts. It isn't maha-related, so I suspect there's a pee bandit somewhere. Trix--I'm looking in your direction.
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A B C Easy as 1 2 Lobstah 18,568 33
09/18/2009 02:56 PM
Bumpity Bump for those who need a clue.
Mostly for Fratberry, though.
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Frogpop 173,153 25
09/18/2009 10:02 PM
Wow, I didn't know the internet went back this far!
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HenryHarveyComedyGod 448 8
03/15/2010 02:26 AM
The prank behind the prank of course was the idea for John Hargrave to mention the fellatio incident and then link to my real web portfolio.
This is a real website that features my web writing and web production work, as well as my Master's thesis from NYU's prestigious Interactive Telecommunications Program (think half art school / half computer science program) I attended this two-year program as a performance art piece where I did some random but funny stuff (see me beat the crap out of myself in http://henryharvey.com/nemesis.html).
Look for my upcoming documentary where I blow the lid off the whole "interactive art" world as a scam to enslave the world in a capitalist techno utopia ala The Matrix.
Yes, I am a Comedy God. If you don't understand my comedy, you're probably a punk who has to have Jackass explained to him.
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