Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
08/05/2005 02:22 PM

Where's the body?

Ditdah, now part of the Spoon Army 123,110 14
08/05/2005 02:23 PM

Frat, if this is a recent occurance, I am sorry for you loss. I know how it feels.

The Lying Fudgeman 446 7
08/05/2005 02:23 PM

My condoleances.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
08/05/2005 02:24 PM

Seriously. Where's the Frost-ing body?

gorck-a-gadda-da-vida 41,132 13
08/05/2005 02:24 PM

My sympathies, Frat.



It wasn't a reindeer, was it?

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/05/2005 02:25 PM

No, we're pretty sure she was a human.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
08/05/2005 02:26 PM

Wait wait wait. That's wrong.



What did she die of? If it's cancer, or something like that, I don't want the body. The meat would be contaminated.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/05/2005 02:26 PM

She sure Frosted like she was.

</gab>



I'm sorry for your loss. you will be in my thoughts and prayers.

</generic condolences>



Sorry dude, sucks. I never really knew my grandparents. Be thankful for the time you had and appreciate your remaining loved ones that much more.

</Jim>

Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 131,877 36
08/05/2005 02:36 PM

Sincerely sorry, Fratberry.





How about a nice kitten as a remembrance of her?

Dianada 57,835 108
08/05/2005 02:36 PM

Sorry Frat, losing grandparents sucks. At least you had a lot of time to get to know them well.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
08/05/2005 02:39 PM

I'm sorry for your loss, Fratberry.

20 Chickens 286,527 61
08/05/2005 02:41 PM

Damn. She slam her BMW into a logtruck too?





WILL THEY NEVER LEARN?!!!

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
08/05/2005 02:42 PM

<action> puts on apron, gets charcoal and grill out, prepares a nice marinade, waits for invitation to the funeral

S>H>P 181,790 70
08/05/2005 02:47 PM

Frat, I am sincerely sorry for your loss.





Did she have any nice jewelry? Can I have some?

Aimless 54,807 10
08/05/2005 03:16 PM

If your family has an open casket stand at least 5 feet back from it at all times in case she suddenly comes to life with a taste for human brain.

Chris Garrettt 86,932 12
08/05/2005 03:37 PM

She doesn't by chance have a teardrop camper, does she?





I mean, she won't need it anymore.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/05/2005 03:39 PM

My advice: If you wear Strawberry Shortcake panties to her funeral, make sure your pants aren't too tight.



And think about baseball.

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
08/05/2005 03:46 PM

Will there be an afterparty?

Chris Garrettt 86,932 12
08/05/2005 03:48 PM

How will Grandpa occupy HIS time now???

Chris Garrettt 86,932 12
08/05/2005 03:57 PM

<action>Re-reads the "fresh out of live grandparents" part</action>





Nevermind. I KNOW how grandpa occupys his time already.

Chris Garrettt 86,932 12
08/05/2005 04:00 PM

Shakespeare, I almost forgot.





Sorry Frat, for your loss.

Aparently, everyone knows me as Yosh now 24,152 8
08/05/2005 04:05 PM

Fratberry,



I am truly sorry for your loss. In time things will heal.



</notkidding>



But hey, you can always freezedry her and plop her on the couch for old time's sake!

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
08/05/2005 04:09 PM

Sorry man. It sucks. Hang in there.

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
08/05/2005 06:33 PM

Damn I'm sorry. I had a lot of good times with the old broad.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/05/2005 06:46 PM

I'm sorry Frat. Hope you're family's doing alright.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/05/2005 07:06 PM

Happy Birthday, Frat.

Napkin Wundt MD 30,762 12
08/05/2005 08:41 PM

Huh, I seem to be fresh out of live grandparents.



Wanna buy one of mine?

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
08/05/2005 08:42 PM

$20

dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/05/2005 08:45 PM

That really sucks. If I prayed I would pray for you. Instead you get a post on a message board. Damn the Christians.



Death sucks.



Frost-ing life sucks.



...

What a jolly mood has descended upon me.

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
08/05/2005 09:10 PM

<action>runs into thread with jumper cables</action>I'M NOT GIVING UP ON YOU YET, GRANDMA!

Nachos Nachos Man 57,521 23
08/05/2005 09:19 PM

Jumper? I didn't even knBLAM!

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
08/05/2005 09:51 PM

Seriously though, my most sincere sympathy to your whole family. This kind of loss can really Frost you up. The past couple of weeks are the first time since my father's death in March that I've felt like doing much besides sitting on the couch and staring at the wall.

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
08/05/2005 09:52 PM

Well, that was uplifting.

Millie 116,988 28
08/05/2005 11:27 PM

Sorry, Frat.

Rep. Jep Rep. 007 58,758 13
08/05/2005 11:36 PM

I'm sorry about your loss, Frat. Hope you're all doing OK.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/06/2005 01:26 AM

Good luck, Buddy. I'm out of grands too. Though I think I still have a greatgrand floating around out there. Huh, maybe I should check in on her..

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/06/2005 02:12 AM

Thanks everybody for the thoughts. We're headed to Alabama sometime Saturday and the funeral will be Sunday. I should be back on board sometime Monday.



Ollie, if you want to come, the funeral is going to be a fairly low-key affair, strictly BYOS*.















*Bring Your Own Shovel

lupience 26,981 11
08/06/2005 02:17 AM

God, people. Somebody had to click that last post.

king of pringles! 14 7
08/06/2005 02:19 AM

i thnk she owes me money.....come to think of it....lots of people owe me money...........well...thats not cool....god dammit

Hammerhead 59,399 14
08/06/2005 03:35 AM

Frat, after having done this dance twice in three months this year, I completely sympathize with your loss.





Did you get a chance to teabag the broad on her deathbed too?

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/06/2005 03:37 AM

Old people like tea.

supergrover 4,517 9
08/06/2005 03:43 AM

I like tea a lot. I had an ex that I really liked who drank tea every morning and when I would sit next to him I could smell the warm tea on his breath....



I mean, Frost a dead baby and eat it!

Release the One Legged Space Chickens 286,527 61
08/06/2005 10:17 AM

Wonder how long before Frat is asked to go through her stuff and finds all the homemade scat porn?

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/06/2005 10:22 AM

Yeah, really. How'd that work out for you?

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/06/2005 03:31 PM

IS MY CAM WORKING NOW ?????????????