REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/06/2005 08:17 AM

One is out. My hand got bit to hell and is bleeding. But is nothing like the disgusting afterbirth she is licking right now.

lurking object 355 9
08/06/2005 08:33 AM

If she doesn't want you to touch her, don't, it'll only hurt the process. She'll do everything herself and probably won't need help. If she starts falling asleep, wake her up as if she falls asleep she may die durring birth.



If she does let you touch her, get a wet washrag and cool her body down with it.



Also if you do decide to eat them, make sure you cook them instead of trying to eat them prior to cooking.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/06/2005 10:27 AM

Well 2 out and she seems to be taking a break. There is another one in there for sure but a cat site I went to said it could be a couple hours after the first 2. I tell ya what though if you do a search on google image for kitten birthing, DO NOT GO HERE!

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/06/2005 10:36 AM

"Make a pot of strong, black, dark-roast coffee. Drink half of it and wait two hours. If nothing happens, give yourself an enema with the rest." -Whistler

The Lying Fudgeman 446 7
08/06/2005 10:37 AM

Well 2 out and she seems to be taking a break. There is another one in there for sure but a cat site I went to said it could be a couple hours after the first 2. I tell ya what though if you do a search on google image for kitten birthing, DO NOT GO HERE!



Mary, mother of Jesus H. Christ, rape me sideways with a corncob holder.



Yes, I do find that slightly disturbing, how nice of you to notice.

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
08/06/2005 10:40 AM

DO NOT GO HERE!



I went there...I won't be going back.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/06/2005 10:42 AM

ditto. Good thing I'm at work too.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/06/2005 10:47 AM

I got as far as "crowning". Each picture I was like "ew. they won't go any farther than this, right?" and then I'd scroll down. STUPID MOUSE WHEEL! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/06/2005 11:13 AM

Well her hips are vibrating and she has her mouth half open. She is purring though and I would also like to take this time to thank the Lord above for making me a man and not a girl with a disgusting vagina.

At first a sloppy Poe sounds good. Trust me at this point aint nothing purdy about this one.

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
08/06/2005 11:29 AM

Well her hips are vibrating and she has her mouth half open. She is purring though



I'd appreciate it if you didn't paint such an erotic picture of your cat.









Some people on here might be into that sort of thing.

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
08/06/2005 11:33 AM

On a completely unrelated note...



I just watched an episode of HBO's Cathouse...surprisingly riveting. Some chick got paid $800 to brush her hair!!!



I can do that!

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/06/2005 11:42 AM

sorry.. I only waste money in increments of 126.

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
08/06/2005 11:46 AM

Unless of course it's to meet a bunch of internet weirdos, right Frog?

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/06/2005 11:52 AM

I got a free whoopee cushion!

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/06/2005 01:05 PM

Well it seems there was a total of 4. They are all out and mostly cleaned. One still has her cord attached and is draging it around the box looking for a tit.



I watched this cat eat all 4 piles of afterbirth. Not a pretty sight to say the least. Since she is full now I will save some on feeding her today.

The Lying Fudgeman 446 7
08/06/2005 01:08 PM

Yegh. Everything and everyone should lay eggs.

Miniver 2,334 9
08/06/2005 01:10 PM

Dear Reaperr:



Your cat probably bit your hand to hell to thank you for being such a responsible cat owner and getting her spayed before she had to go through the hell of delivering kittens into a world where the gross overpopulation of animals causes the mind to reel.



Love,



Miniver



p.s.: If you are a foster parent to this cat, whom some other jerkoff allowed to become pregnant, or if you are a kind person who took in the cat after she became pregnant, then disregard the previous message. You are a saint!

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/06/2005 01:19 PM

The cat got stuck in a tree of mine out front. Preggo already and being a ANIMAL lover already with 3 Pugs and a 15 yr old cat already I could not throw it out to the wolf pack.



I will be paying for it to be spayed unfortunatly because some other Frost around town seems to just let em loose. A by the by, this cat is only maybe 9 months old herself,according to a vet, and I would never put a female that young through the birthing process.



2year old is the absolute youngest.

Miniver 2,334 9
08/06/2005 01:29 PM

God, I'm so glad I covered my ass with that disclaimer. You are a good person, Reaperr, and I commend you for taking in the Poe. Wash your hand well so that it doesn't get infected. I know that's obvious, but I feel bad now and feel obligated to do all that I can to be nice to you. Within reason....don't expect sexual favors.



Anyway, be sure to check into lower-cost spay options in your area. You also might be able to get a certificate from Friends of Animals.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/06/2005 01:38 PM

"Wash your hand"



I just licked it clean. Worked for the cat so eh what the hell.



If I get up out of my chair she wants to get up as well and follow me. Since it picked my office out of a full house of rooms and full basement to have them I figure I will stick around till she goes to sleep.



They all are sucking at her teats as of now and she is still cleaning herself.



Any one see Briham ask him if he wants a cat in about 9 weeks. he is close enough to drive or meet up.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/06/2005 01:45 PM

Thanks for that link. I sent in my e-mail address hopefully there is a vet around here that takes them. Ours wants $200.oo total for shots and all. She wont do it with out all the shots as well.

lurking object 355 9
08/06/2005 03:33 PM

Search on Google for feral cat spay/neuter clinics. They usually will do shots, neutering and blood tests very cheap if it's a pet (20 to 30), sometimes even free. The only catch is that they often require you to get up very early to get there or scedual appointments a week in advance, or only work on certain days.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/06/2005 05:48 PM

As somewhat off-putting as that link to the birth was initially, it's really quite amazing to watch a birth.



However, is it wrong that of all the text, this is the line that I noticed?



Mother could almost immediately feel her uterus clamp down with the breastfeeding.

EllaPhant 800 8
08/06/2005 07:51 PM

I clicked the link. I will never have children.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/06/2005 08:16 PM

I clicked the link.



Then I loaded up my mauser and killed every hippy within ten blocks.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/06/2005 08:52 PM

I hope you took their cameras as well.







What am I saying.



So how many did ya get?

Millie 116,988 28
08/06/2005 09:56 PM

I WANT A KITTEN!











Not really.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/06/2005 10:48 PM

See if you had yahoo I could turn on the web cam and you could see the 4 of them nursing. 3 solid black ones and a tiger one. All nestled up to their mothers breast mew'in and the mother in complete awe. Is no way you could turn one down then. Not sure if I would use fed-ex or UPS to send.



I think she is to young to really know what she did but I am glad she did it with no real help.I did have thread and a razor handy though for the cord if need be. I also had to leave the room each time (4)she swallowed that sac of placenta.

king of pringles! 14 7
08/06/2005 11:20 PM

If you do happen to get a kitten, make sure you get you'r little bundle-o.....bundle declawed. my cat(currentley 3 months) gave me hell when he had claws. I never knew I had so much blood in me...

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/07/2005 12:05 AM

Declawing is pretty cruel I think. It is like amputation ,as the nails are part of their feet and toes. Look it up and read about it. I had one cat declawed way way back. After I found the true pain it involved ,even after they are so called healed I could never do it again.



Declawing a cat is just plain mean and should not even be allowed.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/07/2005 12:12 AM

We found one of our cats when she was stray and pregnant. We got her home and she popped out eight kittens, eating the placenta after every one. After dealing with it for ours, throwing out the ones that didn't survive, and my wife even delivering a breech, we ordered a pizza.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/07/2005 12:20 AM

Pizza sounds good right about now as a matter of fact. Don't know how the cat will like it but in a blender it all tastes the same.







I am glad all 4 lived here.

Millie 116,988 28
08/07/2005 12:22 AM

I don't have any cats right now. I had cats for over 30 years, and the last two years I've been catless.



I miss cats so much I look forward to seeing my neighbor's skanky cats. I've named them Kitten and Little Boy. They are always outside and starved for attention.



Even though they are filthy and scabby, I can't help pet them and scratch them around the ears when I see them.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/07/2005 12:27 AM

We went from one old grouchy cat named Jorge to getting 2 pugs ,one born w/tumor on her spine, then we took one from a lady that should never have had a pug or any animal.



And now 6 freaking cats. We have still been calling the stray Poe or kitty. I told the wife we could not do that now with 5 and should think of some names.



Idea's?



Pets named now.

Elvis,Priscilla,Elmer and Jorge.

Millie 116,988 28
08/07/2005 12:30 AM

Fluffy, Smokey, Tiger, Bandit.

Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
08/07/2005 12:37 AM

Accident #1, Accident #2, etc.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/07/2005 12:37 AM

We use to have a 150# black lab named fluffy, God reast her soul. May she RIP



We also had another cat years back we called tiger or tiggerr.



I do like smoke or smokey for one of the black ones and bandit is not bad either.



Once I find out the sex of them I will let you know if I use them.

Millie 116,988 28
08/07/2005 01:04 AM

Actually, I was joking. I was trying to think of the most common names. I know, Little Boy and Kitten aren't exactly great.



My cats have been named Mary Jane, Pee Wee (I didn't name that one--named after Pee Wee Reese, not Herman), Charlie, Emily, Plato, and Morty. The most recent was Mishka, named by by ex-husband. I had named her Simcha but he wanted to name her, so he changed the name.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/07/2005 01:21 AM

I hate nameing them it just means they will stick around and cost me money.

Mr. Briham, Now Sweetened With Splenda©! 38,843 10
08/07/2005 01:41 AM

Thanks for the offer on the cats but I'll have to pass. My family's already got two and the dorm I'm living in for college doesn't allow pets without gills.



As for names, the first ones to come to mind for me were Michael, Tito, Janet, and Latoya.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/07/2005 02:43 AM

Heh, Tito.

lurking object 355 9
08/07/2005 03:52 AM

Oh yes, dont let her back outside while she isn't broken. She CAN get pregnant on the first day after birth, that's what happened to this stray cat we took in. The first day after her first litter, she rushed out the door (and nothing short of me diving on her would of stopped her) and came home apparently pregnant, for 58 days later she gave birth.

lupience- Now in Technicolor! 26,981 11
08/07/2005 04:22 AM

Declawing is pretty cruel I think. It is like amputation ,as the nails are part of their feet and toes.



I agree... Until I found out that a good vet does it with laser now.

I guess it's a quick procedure, with very little blood, or pain to the cat. They don't even have to bandage the feet.

I got to take care of a de-clawed cat for a year, and since then I wanted a de-clawed cat- but I did not want to be the person to bring it in for such a barbaric selfish alteration. I just found about the laser thing tonight by a cousin who is a vet.

I would consider this form of claw removal. They don't have to put the cat under- They use a local. Check it out. I'm sure it's probably more expensive- but...

lupience- Now in Technicolor! 26,981 11
08/07/2005 04:27 AM

Oh, yeah...

#1 Velcro

#2 Kitty Wumpus

#3 Kitty Corner

#4 Grandpa





Or you could do the unexpected-

#1 Pooch

#2 Fido

#3 Lassie

#4 Grandpa



Damn! There I go, pissing off Ollie.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/07/2005 08:49 AM

So far she has not got out of the box I have made up for her. Have hand fed her and let her have water/milk in a small bowl while I hold it to her mouth.



Spoiled? Eh all our pets are.

I still could not do it loopy. Laser or not it is removing a part of them. With a good scratching post and training they really don't pull em out much unless there is a reason and I havent kicked her around since she started showing.

lurking object 355 9
08/07/2005 08:53 AM

You can get a nail clipper and trim them while she's asleep. It will really save the couches if she tries to scratch on them, but she'll still be able to climb up stuff with them.

Titters 43 7
08/07/2005 01:15 PM

Awwww... I love kittens. I'd be begging for one if our greyhound didn't havea habit of going after small and fluffy bunnies. I fear the kitten would be a little similar...



There are other options to declawing. There are these things out called soft paws, and the rule. They're little caps that you clip over your cats claws and with a little adhesive in the inside, they stay for about a month. It doesn't effect their retraction or anything, and you won't look like you had a fight with a lawn mower.



Here

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/07/2005 03:58 PM

If she's 9 months then she's still a kitten and we have a kitten about that age who SCRATCHES EVERY SURFACE SHE LAYS HER EYES ON.



Training a cat? Yeah. You ever TRIED training a cat? How bout a kitten? You can't be around 24 hours a day to squirt gun their asses, y'know.

I have an older cat I declawed many moons ago and never regretted it at all. He never showed any discomfort upon arriving home and has been a wonderful, healthy, friendly cat ever since then.



Plus, I'm the only cat person I know who still has fabric on their furniture.

Senior Destructor: America's Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/07/2005 04:10 PM

I spent $700 dollars on this couch, and got this cat for free!



Nevermind that the cat is a living animal, let's save the couch.

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/07/2005 04:17 PM

On behalf of the unheard couches of America I am OFFENDED that you are not considering the couch's feelings!!

I am so reporting you to the ASPCC, you heartless wench.

Senior Destructor: America's Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/07/2005 04:20 PM

Heh.



By the way, Lila, my couch isn't ripped up at all, it's as old as my cat, and the cat still has its claws.



So you're not the only one with intact furniture.

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/07/2005 04:26 PM

My experience with scratching posts is that they serve as reminders to your cat why he/she should be scratching everything else in the house besides the post itself.

If I'm gonna train my cats do do anything it's use the toilet. I spend more every year on kitty litter than I do my own food and those lazy Frosts don't do anything but lay around all day, eat, Shakespeare and expect me to clean up their Shakespeare.



Which, of course, I do. That reminds me...

Senior Destructor: America's Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/07/2005 04:28 PM

Actually, I have a theory.



Every indoor cat I know scratches up the house. Every outdoor cat doesn't.



The thing probably hates you for not letting it outside.

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/07/2005 04:33 PM

I'm sure they also hate me for adding about 10 more years onto their little kitty life spans.



But they'll get over it.

lurking object 355 9
08/07/2005 04:34 PM

One of the kittens is trained well.



The problem is the other one refused any training at all, save for not getting near the toilet while it's flushing.



When you open a closet:



Kitten 1: Will look inside a bit.

Kitten 2: Will rush in, climb up to the top, knock everything down, pee on stuff, and then get bored and walk out.



When you have food:



Kitten 1: Will wait until I leave the room to steal it.

Kitten 2: Will claw up my damn leg to get it.



When they discover a new, shiny object:



Kitten 1: Will swat at it, get bored, and wander off.

Kitten 2: Will eat it, get constipated and run around screaming because he is clogged up with the jingly bell he ate, then it takes him hours and hours of crying and trying to get it out.

Senior Destructor: America's Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/07/2005 04:37 PM

My cat's 14. Been an outdoor cat it's whole life.



Flaws in your logic, I say.



FLAWS!

Senior Destructor: America's Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/07/2005 04:38 PM

Oops.

She's 12, sorry.

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/07/2005 04:40 PM

Odds of my cat not getting hit by a car: considerable



Odds of your cat getting hit by a car: considerable

lurking object 355 9
08/07/2005 04:40 PM

You can try making a larger scratching post. Neither of our kittens liked the smaller ones, we I just got some scrap wood about 4 feet tall, nailed it together, got some garden cloth and tied it around it, and they use that.

Senior Destructor: America's Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/07/2005 04:43 PM

Odds of you getting hit by a car, crashing a car, getting randomly shot, falling over and breaking your neck, being hit by a wrecking ball in a freak construction accident as you're walking down the street: Considerable.





Should we not let you outside, either?

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/07/2005 04:48 PM

Actually, if I froze up like a deer in headlights the moment a car took me by surprise then I would say yes - don't EVER let me outside.

I've lost too many cats to illnesses they acquired from other neighborhood cats and car accidents to ever let my little furries venture around outdoors alone.

Hell, my kitten was the lone survivor in an entire family that was killed either by dogs or cars. No way am I letting her back out into that world again.



Not that she seems very much to want out, what with the unlimited food, water, love and attention she gets indoors.

lurking object 355 9
08/07/2005 04:49 PM

I don't let ours out because it's highly likely here that they'll get a skin infection, or tape worms, or heart worms. There are a couple dieasese they can get from eating birds that can be passed on to humans.



You also have stuff like them killing most of the birds, especially migrating endangered ones. They also have no preditors besides a couple stray dogs and cars, so unneutered ones can boost a cat population several times it's current size in just a couple months, while spreading STDs and fighting-spread dieaseses to each other.

Senior Destructor: America's Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/07/2005 04:51 PM

Let us disagree, then.

We both have valid points, and neither of us are exactly right.













Wait...sorry...we're on GAB.





Frost you, Carroll! Your opinions are stupid and wrong!

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/07/2005 04:52 PM

By the by, Destructor, I too am tired and cranky today.



How's about we get our kitties together for a little tea party and laugh about all this over vodka shots?

Senior Destructor: America's Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/07/2005 04:54 PM

Sounds good. Although my cat will probably eat yours. She tends to kick some ass around the neighborhood.

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/07/2005 04:55 PM

Well, I was talking about giving the cats the vodka shots to even the score a bit between the teams.

Senior Destructor: America's Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/07/2005 04:59 PM

But we can eat the loser and still get drunk off of it's meat, right?

Smart Choice 1,296 9
08/07/2005 05:10 PM

<action>predicts a cg's daughter joke</action>Ok this is the perfect time for me to ask my cat question.



Millie,

I remember in a earlier thread you mentioning that your cat had a overactive thyroid, well, just last week my 10 year old cat was diagnosed with the same condition. They have put her on pills that you have to give her 3 times a day and I don't have the time.



Just curious, How did you go about treating it? And, did it work?

Senior Destructor: America's Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/07/2005 05:12 PM

You give it the damn time to give it the pills.



Don't own a pet if you can't care for it.

lurking object 355 9
08/07/2005 05:25 PM

Have you tried sneaking them into her food? If she's an indoor only cat you could try to hide the pills in food placed around the house, but I don't know if that'd work well.

Smart Choice 1,296 9
08/07/2005 06:05 PM

Its not a matter of caring for the cat, there are other options than the pills.I just want to know what the most affective one is. Emerson.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
08/07/2005 10:45 PM

I have a cat, and she's trained quite well.



We have a cat carrier that's her cage. She will go in there on command. She sits, begs, and plays fetch.



We had her fixed and declawed at the same time, and she has had no ill effects. She can now paw and "scratch" at anything she wants to without problem.



She knows the sound of the water bottle shaking, and she knows she's doing something wrong when she hears it. She also knows the sound of her treat canister and will become very lovey when you shake it.



I've still got scars on my arm from her back claws, so she can still be a bitch sometimes.



And once we move to a place that we can have a dog, we get the joy of integrating the two.

Millie 116,988 28
08/08/2005 07:47 PM

Smart Choice, he had his thyroid removed.



We were given the option of pills, but the thyroid surgery cost about $200, so we decided to do that instead, because the pills were something like $30 a month.



My cat at the time was 15, and a lot of people said I should just put him to sleep. But $200 seemed worth it to us. He lived three more years.



He was immediately improved after the operation. The vet told us that cats, unlike humans, don't need hormone replacement after having a thyroid removed.

Millie 116,988 28
08/08/2005 07:48 PM

Oops, I remembered wrong, he was 13. He lived to be 18.

Napkin Wundt MD 30,762 12
08/08/2005 09:38 PM

It would have probably been hilarious if as soon as he left the vet after surgery, he waShakespeare by a drunken bus driver.

Millie 116,988 28
08/08/2005 09:50 PM

Yeah, that would have been really funny.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
12/23/2005 09:01 AM

Thanks for that link Miniver. I used it and payed $0 for their spay and nuter's. All 5 done this week the 4 kittens and the mama.



We decided to keep them all as we could not find a worthy person to give them to. Not even any of our famliy was deemed responsible enough to have one.



Anyone want any cat poop? Cause I got's me a Shakespeare load!

Randy Dicksin 12,363 11
03/02/2006 12:52 PM

Interesting bump?

Pubah 56,805 18
03/09/2006 02:16 PM

leave the cat alone...she'll take care of things herself.



Where do you think humans got the idea of Poe licking?...Gahhhhh!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/09/2006 02:25 PM

So, I couldn't help it. I looked here again. And, again, I found myself asking the question "Do som

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/09/2006 02:26 PM

Heh. Sorry. I didn't mean to post that.

TacoCrunch 61,976 36
03/09/2006 11:11 PM

It's a damn good thing you came along with all this awesome online gaming! What, with as high as I've been off these drugs I bought online, I was running out of things to do. Ha, and to think I was going to go reorganize the spice rack for the 6th time...

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
03/09/2006 11:17 PM

O



















regano.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
03/10/2006 08:40 AM

fdisk

Chance 171,275 14
04/10/2009 01:14 PM

Hi Fabs!

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/10/2009 02:20 PM

Chance, did you really bump a 4-year-old thread in the hopes that Fabs would notice AND remember that she posted in it AND come in and say hi?

Did you stop taking your meds again?

Chance 171,275 14
04/10/2009 02:42 PM

Maybe!

IT COULD HAPPEN! I SAW HER! 

I did.

Fabs. 35,886 35
04/10/2009 02:45 PM

Hey Guuurllllll, How you been? It's been like forever! 

I don't know what Ditdah's problem is, he seems angry for some reason. It's probably best that the two of you just get into a Jello fight and send me the pics.

Email in profile dear.

XOXO

Chance 171,275 14
04/10/2009 02:57 PM

I'm a witch! BURN ME!

Miss you Fabs!

Millie 116,988 28
04/10/2009 07:45 PM

Hi Fabs!



Ditdah's a guy?

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/10/2009 09:01 PM

I am SO disapointed in you people! Have you forgotten how to hover?

And Fabs is well aware I'm a girl.

manhole 21,642 29
04/10/2009 09:38 PM

Hi Fabs! How's it hangen?

Just plain Jeeni 47,746 51
04/10/2009 10:15 PM

Looks like "Fabs" munged up their typing.

Millie 116,988 28
04/10/2009 10:26 PM

I was so excited seeing Fabs name I forgot to hover.



I hate you Mung! 

manhole 21,642 29
04/10/2009 11:10 PM

No she doesn't. She totally wants to do you.

 

Juan: Animal Collectivist 1,173 5
04/10/2009 11:30 PM

FABS!

Who are you?

Test Tube Baby Bunnies 828 5 psst...whispering
04/12/2009 12:07 AM

Juan I think Fabs is Mung.  Not 100% sure so don't bet the farm.

Chance will boil your bunny 171,275 14
04/12/2009 09:57 AM

FOILED AGAIN!

Lobster with a side of Matzoh 18,568 33 gives Chance a cookie and a glass of blue Kool-Aid
04/13/2009 01:10 PM

It's ok. We all get Munged at some point or another. Be glad it was here and not up the butt. Unless you're into that sort of thing.