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HELP with a pest!
A comedy conversation by dapinklady 461 7
08/06/2005 04:25 PM 200 views

Hi evereyone!, right i need some help on getting someone back!



My friend was on MSN and and this boy Dewi Wills (who none of us know) asked to be on her contact list. So not knowing who he was she accepted just in case she knew him. Well next thing he was writing things like "you bitch" and stuff like that and she didnt know wht to do, so me having the biggest mouth out of everyone offered to find out who he was and what he wanted. I added him to my MSN contact list to see what he was on about. At first he was ok and just asking who i was and things like that. And when i started asking him about what he was saying to my friend he just said "Frost off you slag" and disconnected.

Then the next day he was on and was asking me where i lived, and it turns out he lives in the same town as me (oh great). Then i asked him how he knew my mate, then once again he disconnected.

Then today he said hi then put up an internet link and i think it was a virus, i didnt download it though which was lucky. He thinks i downloaded it and he disconnected on me when i asked what it was.



So i need to do something really evil back to the bastard!



Any ideas?

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39 Comments on "

HELP with a pest!

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(Funniest: La Petite Mort de TableTopJane,Napkin Wundt MD,Senior Destructor: America's Heartthrob)


Side-splitting 16 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1257691
Senior Destructor: America's Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/06/2005 04:27 PM

Make him read that.

 

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dapinklady 461 7
08/06/2005 04:32 PM

Its not that long! And i did say i had a big mouth.

 

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The Mafia ate my homework. 223 9
08/06/2005 04:34 PM

Hit him until he cries.

 

Side-splitting 11 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1257696
Senior Destructor: America's Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/06/2005 04:36 PM

When you play "chase the boys" at recess, don't chase him.

 

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dapinklady 461 7
08/06/2005 04:44 PM

I would hit im really badly but i have no idea who he is, all i know is he lives in the same town as me and his name is Dewi Wills. I dont know how old he is or anything like that.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1257698
Piemaster, faced in Dallas 12,538 15
08/06/2005 04:44 PM

you bitch

 

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Release the One Legged Space Chickens 286,527 61
08/06/2005 04:46 PM

Have you thought of checking the phone book? If you can get his address, sign him up for every homosexual mail order catalogue you can.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1257700
Release the One Legged Space Chickens 286,527 61
08/06/2005 04:47 PM

And maybe report him to MSN?









you slag

 

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The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/06/2005 04:48 PM

Hey Chix. How's it hangin'?

 

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dapinklady 461 7
08/06/2005 04:49 PM

Have you thought of checking the phone book? If you can get his address, sign him up for every homosexual mail order catalogue you can.



That is a good one! il have a look now.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1257703
The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/06/2005 04:51 PM

Hey, knock it off. Can't you see I'm trying to hijack this thread?

 

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dapinklady 461 7
08/06/2005 04:54 PM

He's not in the phone book, he must be ex-directory.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1257706
OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
08/06/2005 04:55 PM

How the hell did I get in an AOL chat room?

 

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Piemaster, faced in Dallas 12,538 15
08/06/2005 04:56 PM

shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

 

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Senior Destructor: America's Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/06/2005 04:57 PM

Or he's just some kid trying to Frost with you that you don't need to pay any attention to.



He probably doesn't live in your town, doesn't know your friend, and is just some kid bored online.



Or he's some kid that doesn't like your friend.



Big. Frost-ing. Deal.

 

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dapinklady 461 7
08/06/2005 05:08 PM

He tried to send me a virus. I dont think he is a little kid.

I think he does live in my town because i wouldnt tell him where i lived.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1257714
Senior Destructor: America's Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/06/2005 05:09 PM

Nevertheless, the main point is:



We don't care.

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1257717
Napkin Wundt MD 30,762 12
08/06/2005 05:22 PM

dapink, I'LL Frost-ing KILL YOU. I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND I'LL KILL YOU, YOU BITCH. I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND THEN I'LL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF WITH A COOKING SPOON AND SHOVE IT UP YOU NO-NO PLACE!

 

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dapinklady 461 7
08/06/2005 05:26 PM

Thanx so much for your lovely description.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1257722
DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
08/06/2005 05:35 PM

And in the "Who is Dewi Wills?" poll, Napkin takes a commanding lead.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1257728
Napkin Wundt MD 30,762 12
08/06/2005 05:47 PM

Who is Dewi Wills?

 

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dapinklady 461 7
08/06/2005 05:53 PM

I have no idea at all. But i need to get him back!

 

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dapinklady 461 7
08/06/2005 06:22 PM

I think i have found his address and phone number but im not sure if it is his though, and i dont want to ring him up to find out either.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1257749
Jopeck 395 8
08/06/2005 06:23 PM

Is your head really that thick? Everyone's made it clear that <b.WE. DON'T. CARE.



These guys probably will, though.

 

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Jopeck 395 8
08/06/2005 06:24 PM

I suck. I really do.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1257754
dapinklady 461 7
08/06/2005 06:26 PM

Is your head really that thick?



ye it probably is!

 

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Napkin Wundt MD 30,762 12
08/06/2005 06:40 PM

Go away.

 

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dapinklady 461 7
08/06/2005 06:44 PM

NO, im going to stay here and haunt you!

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1257774
La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/06/2005 06:48 PM

Do you really think you'd still be here if we knew how to get rid of pests, dapinklady?

 

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dapinklady 461 7
08/06/2005 06:51 PM

Ye! Always!

 

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Piemaster, faced in Dallas 12,538 15
08/06/2005 10:16 PM

You need to read the rules before posting dapinklady.

 

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king of pringles! 14 7
08/06/2005 11:26 PM

hire somone to "take him out" and then parade his body through thestreets yelling "kathulu has commanded me, and so it has been done!"

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1257906
Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
08/07/2005 12:17 AM

How about having your friend block him and not be such a sensitive Poe?

 

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Millie 116,988 28
08/07/2005 12:23 AM

I'm sure Dewi Wills is his real name.

 

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The Lying Fudgeman 446 7
08/07/2005 06:31 AM

Just Frost-ing block the crapping idiot. Oh, no, wait, if you did that, you couldn't play the victim anymore. Carry on.

 

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Senior Destructor: America's Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/07/2005 06:35 AM

Hey, fudgeman, I'm glad you bumped this stupid thread right before it fell of the board so you could say something that hasn't already been said 5,000 times yet.



Thanks dude.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1258003
Senior Destructor: America's Heartthrob 60,724 12
08/07/2005 06:39 AM

Ah, damnit.





My sarcasm spilled all over my new pants.

 

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The Lying Fudgeman 446 7
08/07/2005 07:29 AM

Always a pleasure. May I lick your underwear clean?

 

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Neep, I want to lick Chris Garrett's knees! 35,066 15
08/07/2005 07:49 AM

My underwear smells like makeup remover.





I don't know why, something that happened after the ball last night in my friends garage. We had 10 people on 4 matresses. We had pizza and beer. And rum and coke. Lemon KGBs. Mmmm... vodkary goodness.