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A comedy conversation by BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
08/08/2005 01:50 PM 207 views
To decrease the amount of asinine garbage on Zug I propose an outsource approach. From now on, much of the Zug workload can be handled by posters from India.

All retarded threads meant to introduce a new member will be taken care of by Sanjay. Sanjay can just start one thread each morning entitled, "Hello- here's my jumbled story."

Next, Memon, will type the standard bashing response, "You suck, die".

A third outsource employee will then act as the "hurt-feelings" poster and make a comment to the effect, "You guys suck. I quit!" She will then return later in the thread under a different name. This should seek to eliminate the recurrence of these threads throughout the day; leaving room on the board for such hilarious topics like, um, like, well I'm not sure but someone will think of something. Obviously, this will mean some of the current posters will be displaced by the hard working, underpaid Indian employees, but such is life in this, our new market economy.

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Downsize Zug

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(Funniest: Big Irish Guy,Deepan the Paranoid Android,Mr. Sir)


Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1258739
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/08/2005 01:51 PM

So Deepan is going to post more?
 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1258740
Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
08/08/2005 01:52 PM

w00t, my cousin's will be SO psyched.
 

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Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/08/2005 01:52 PM

There's a treat.
 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1258742
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/08/2005 01:52 PM

Oh, and I quit.
 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1258744
Mr Fook 4,016 9
08/08/2005 01:54 PM

I can smell the currie already.
 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1258748
gorck-a-gadda-da-vida 41,132 13
08/08/2005 01:55 PM

I've thought that Zug might benefit from a 'Karma' approach that boards like Gamefaqs uses- posters are restricted to certain numbers of posts and thread-starts based on the length of their membership.

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Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1258751
Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/08/2005 01:57 PM

We're still hoping for a good search engine.



Don't get all high-tech on us Gorck.
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