Napkin Wundt MD 30,762 12
08/10/2005 03:13 AM

I'm driving like this for a while, and I'm about three fourths of the way to work, still drowsy as a mother-Froster, barely missing cars as they swerve to get out of my way (What do I care which way traffic flows? It's their problem) and I realize something unusual; I'm feeling significantly cooler than I normally do. I remind you all, I live in California, so it's something like 90 degrees here, so this unexpected coolness was... well, unexpected.



As I tried to locate this sense of breeze, I pinned down the possible wrong answers. It can't be my hair, I have thick hair. It can't be my torso, my dress shirt is 60% nylon. It can't be my pants, because they're thick and heavy, and it can't be my feet because they're too low. As I try to rationalize this unusualness, I decided to visually check my surroundings, because something just didn't feel right.



Hair - Check. Shirt-Check. Leather seat - Check. Pants. Pants. Am I not wearing pants? OH Frost! I'M NOT WEARING PANTS!

And that, my friends, is why I was 30 minutes late to work. Because I forgot to put on my pants. Teh dumbass is me.

McRibbed for her pleasure 13,155 9
08/10/2005 03:19 AM

So, did you wave your dick at passing cars?

Armored 3,923 8
08/10/2005 03:23 AM

It's like a cliche' nightmare... or fantasy.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
08/10/2005 03:28 AM

Jeeeeze.....What the Frost happens to you when you drink ?



I've led quite a colorful life, but never gone to work pantless.

(dreams excluded)

Lamb Salad Sandwich 33,017 9
08/10/2005 03:31 AM

Que Ollie in 5...4...3

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
08/10/2005 03:49 AM

I don't think even Ollie will buy that story.

Neep, I want to lick Chris Garrett's knees! 35,066 15
08/10/2005 03:58 AM

Wednesday is late start day, so there should be no reason to be late. As my mum left to go to work this morning(the same time I usually go to school) she popped her head in the door and told me to wake up. I set my alarm for another half hours sleep, but forgot to turn it on. Jaggy woke we up 5 minutes before my train, so I missed it. The next train, half an hour later, never showed up so I was left waiting on train station in the cold. The next train didn't show up either so I was over an hour late for class and missed a test.



The office lady apologised as she gave me a detention because she "knows [I'm] not one of the bad ones." She even changed my detention slip to say 20 minutes instead of 40 minutes. Then she said "[Neep], you must be the only person who ever thanks me for the detention slip." Well, I do try.



After biology, I went to see my chemistry teacher to explain why I missed the test. She was swearing at her computer because she had just printed a 2 inch stack of paper just to find that it was all wrong. I thought that she might treat me harshly because she was angry, but it just meant she was sympathetic because she was also having a bad day. I offered to do the test during my lunchtime detention, to proove I wasn't avoiding it but she told me not to be stupid and to take the extra day to study for it. Sweet.

Neep, I want to lick Chris Garrett's knees! 35,066 15
08/10/2005 03:59 AM

Then when I showed up to do my detention, the deputy principal asked what I was doing there. When I said I was there to do a detention she laughed. Then she handed me the list of students on detention and told me to write down when they arrive and release them when their time was done. Then she went off to have her lunch. I'm a student! Why do teachers insist on treating me like a real person, just because I treat them like normal people? I get away with things other people would never get away with... including walking into the staff room, packing up an unattended laptop computer and leaving with it. They just assume someone trusts me with it.

Neep, I want to lick Chris Garrett's knees! 35,066 15
08/10/2005 04:00 AM

<ation>is doing it to annoy Daggy



Oh, and I have misplaced $10. At school.

Neep, I want to lick Chris Garrett's knees! 35,066 15
08/10/2005 04:01 AM

<action>is screwing up simple tags to annoy Daggy too.

Napkin Wundt MD 30,762 12
08/10/2005 04:06 AM

You probably just made that up!

Napkin Wundt MD 30,762 12
08/10/2005 10:46 PM

Buuummp.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/10/2005 10:53 PM

When I was about five I made it the whole way to the bus stop without underwear on.



*pauses to allow fapping*



And once I went downstairs thinking I was fully dressed for school, when in fact I was missing a skirt.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
08/10/2005 11:31 PM

For about a week i was totally Frosted up with my internal timing. I would wake up at 4am, and get up, get clothes ready, and get ready for a shower before i realised 'hey, its 4am..i dont need to get up for another 2 hours...Frost, im going back to bed.'



Well, my dad gets up for work at 4am (assuming he isnt starting early). So one of those days i actually made it in to the shower, and out, and then hes like 'you okay? you are up real early'



"shut up. im going back to bed."



Then all i could smell was burnt toast...

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/28/2005 04:41 PM

<action> Bump </action>



That's another $20 you owe me