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08/10/2005 09:54 AM

Easily the funniest thing you've EVER said.

Ditdah, now part of the Spoon Army 123,110 14
08/10/2005 09:57 AM

You didn't really just call him retarted, did you?



Tard.

Trae Killed Steve 156,790 17
08/10/2005 10:27 AM

Feh, I've seen funnier.

Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
08/10/2005 10:31 AM

Wow Hartman you are teh greatest!11 You start the bestest threads evar!1 Be mine? ELEVENTYONE!!!!!

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
08/10/2005 10:33 AM

Goddamn typos.



However, considering the fact that I'm typing with two detached retinas, it's pretty remarkable I can type at all.



Also, I'm Jewish.

Trae Killed Steve 156,790 17
08/10/2005 10:34 AM

<action> bangs head on monitor





Please... stop.

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
08/10/2005 10:34 AM

Actually, I'm not so much Jewish as I am uncircumsised.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
08/10/2005 10:36 AM

I usually type with my fingers.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
08/10/2005 10:36 AM

I'm typing with two detached retinas







Ouch !

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
08/10/2005 10:36 AM

"You didn't really just call him retarted, did you?"





Well you gotta admit Chris is a bit sour at times. A old tart needs to be nuked a few seconds to warm up.













Must be the cherry.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/10/2005 10:37 AM

You didn't really just call him retarted, did you?



Maybe that's what you call a reheated tart

OR He could be imitating a two year old trying to say "restarted"

OR he may actually be M.R. himself

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
08/10/2005 10:40 AM

Or maybe I'm just typically challenged.



...



that doesn't look right at all...







"Not in the face! Not in the face!"

Tingles 2,134 8
08/10/2005 10:54 AM

I know a different Chris Garrett.....women want to be with him and men want to be him!.....well, in 1987 maybe!

Bizzaro Duh 24,152 8
08/10/2005 10:57 AM

Holy one-wheeled manuals Rodney Mullen! CG was a legend of dogtown?

Tingles 2,134 8
08/10/2005 10:59 AM

It all started a long time ago...

gorcjuice 41,132 13
08/10/2005 11:01 AM

I watched a really cool PBS special about Harry Chapin last night. I'll have to see if they have any of his stuff at the library, since I'm fiscally challenged.

Bizzaro Duh 24,152 8
08/10/2005 11:06 AM

Gorck, email me please and I'll hook you up.

Ditdah, now part of the Spoon Army 123,110 14
08/10/2005 11:06 AM

Tingles, you need to start a thread of just old pics of CG. Mega clickies! And fun for all of us!

Tingles 2,134 8
08/10/2005 11:07 AM

I'm a big fan!

Tingles 2,134 8
08/10/2005 11:09 AM

Tingles, you need to start a thread of just old pics of CG. Mega clickies! And fun for all of us!



I'll get crack'n on it!

Tingles 2,134 8
08/10/2005 11:13 AM

This one's for Declan!

Jilly 24,693 8
08/10/2005 11:15 AM

is that dude wearing capri pants?

And don't say they're jams because as we all know jams are supposed to be baggy.

Tingles 2,134 8
08/10/2005 11:21 AM

Sorry Chris....but, smiley faces are smiley faces.

Chris Garrettt 86,932 12
08/10/2005 11:23 AM

I going to Frost-ing kill you the next time I see you.

Queen Buttercup Chance 171,275 14
08/10/2005 11:23 AM

So when Chris is saying hes bike riding, hes actually having flashbacks?

Nice shorts fag.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
08/10/2005 11:24 AM

Geez! You've got the worst case of dandruff I've ever seen!

Ditdah, now part of the Spoon Army 123,110 14
08/10/2005 11:28 AM

Don't worry Chris - I still think you're sexy.



But I reserve the right to change that opinion based on what other pictures show up.

Tingles 2,134 8
08/10/2005 11:35 AM

I going to Frost-ing kill you the next time I see you.



You almost killed me the last time you saw me....and I didn't even do anything!

Napkin Wundt MD 30,762 12
08/10/2005 11:49 AM

Hey Chris, how you doin?

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
08/10/2005 01:31 PM

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that both of these chicks sound a bit like Fran Dresher when they talk !

Tingles 2,134 8
08/10/2005 01:59 PM

They actually sounded like Daisey on the "Dukes of Hazard". I think they were from Georgia or something.



They weren't kidding when they said the South would rise again!

Trixxiewan Kenobie 65,026 15
08/10/2005 02:18 PM

typing with two detached retinas doesn't that hurt you eyeballs when you hit the keys?

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
08/10/2005 03:39 PM

Yes. It hurts my eyeballs when I hit the keys.



Christ!

Frogpop - Wicked Smaht 173,153 25
08/10/2005 04:26 PM

So.. we're laughing at, not with, right?

'cause I was laughing at.

81 7
08/10/2005 09:38 PM

Frost-ing jews!