Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/11/2005 12:47 PM

Still. Aroungry.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
08/11/2005 12:47 PM

<action>tempts Lila with bon-bons</action>

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
08/11/2005 12:48 PM

Aren't you married? What are ou doing having sex?

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
08/11/2005 12:50 PM

Sounds like the start of a new diet. I hope it sweeps the nation.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/11/2005 12:54 PM

too funny :)

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/11/2005 01:02 PM

I luvs the parody and no one is noticing!!! :(

The Lying Fudgeman 446 7
08/11/2005 01:06 PM

I luvs the parody and no one is noticing!!! :(



Everyone noticed. Half of them is ignoring you, and the other half is slitting their wrists in agony.

Pubah, By the Grace of Gab 56,805 18
08/11/2005 01:15 PM

Greetings Dying Fudgeman...



Lila,

May you garner all the sustinence (protien) your growing body needs through sex.

Many Gabbers would love to see a 'training video' on your new diet plan.

Twizzlers and Chicken Nuggets,

Pubah

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/11/2005 01:16 PM

and that is why they are still posting!!!!!!!!!! I feel "so ignored"

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
08/11/2005 01:18 PM

All the more precious nourishment for me. I will use the extra fuel for evil. Evil!

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
08/11/2005 03:09 PM

So sex is curbing your appetite? That s great. As you are aware sex is some of the most fun you can have alone.

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/11/2005 03:31 PM

Actually, I am distinctly NOT aware of that - I believe that would be more your department.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/11/2005 03:40 PM

Most. Disappointing. Thread. Title. Evar.



You shoulda followed up with "I sure find myself eating alot of leftover Coleridge!"

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/11/2005 03:43 PM

Heh - sorry, Hat.

Just call me Gab's token tease!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/11/2005 03:46 PM

Hey lady, I'm married.

I aint callin anyone anything.



Raiek is the biggest tease ever, We all know that!

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
08/11/2005 03:47 PM

You mean to tell me that you have never....



Flicked your switch?

Tip toed through the two lips?

Went deep dishing?

Tickled the mustache?

Buttered the potato?

Caressed the kitty?

Romanced the rose?

Dunked the beaver?

Polished the pearl

Explored the deep South?

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/11/2005 03:54 PM

All that innuendo is making my big toe itch.



I was only saying I have much more sex with a partner than not and the latter would be much more your department, I'm sure.

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
08/11/2005 03:58 PM

Like this one?

Jesus-Fish Tapeworm 592 8
08/11/2005 03:59 PM

"Now that sex has replaced food in my life,"



Your produce drawer trembles every time you open the refrigerator?

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/11/2005 04:03 PM

ACK!



Where did the n00b get that picture of me?!

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/11/2005 04:38 PM

don't worry LILA........... I won't post any of the 27 pics sent to me!!!!

Bizzaro Duh 24,152 8
08/11/2005 04:42 PM

I think someone needs to call the Moron Police to handle sausage boy.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/11/2005 04:55 PM

Two "duh's" in one day............... good job Bizaareone!!

Trixxiewan Kenobie 65,026 15
08/11/2005 05:17 PM

You know eating and sex don't have to be mutually exclusive.

Oliver Chesticles 203,475 12
08/11/2005 05:21 PM

<action> reads Trixxie's post. Ponders. Puts several condoms on his ham & cheese sandwhich.

Oliver Chesticles 203,475 12
08/11/2005 05:22 PM

YACK!!



I think I horribly misunderstood that post.

Trixxiewan Kenobie 65,026 15
08/11/2005 05:23 PM

bone in works best.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
08/11/2005 05:25 PM

"You know eating and sex don't have to be mutually exclusive."



Someone ought to come up with a word that combines both of those pursuits.

Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/11/2005 05:28 PM

Someone ought to come up with a word that combines both of those pursuits.





Just for you No Key: Hungroused.

Bizzaro Duh 24,152 8
08/11/2005 05:29 PM

3 Course Intercourse



First is whipped cream and peaches...

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
08/11/2005 05:35 PM

Someone ought to come up with on on-line repository for all the words that we use here on GAB.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/11/2005 05:36 PM

Actually, I am distinctly NOT aware of that

You should give it a whirl - at least once. Not like with a dildo or anything. But let me tell you- the big O isn't even the best part. You will sleep like a baby and wake up feeling so refreshed. It's true.

Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/11/2005 05:39 PM

Someone ought to come up with an on-line repository for all the words that we use here on GAB.





How about a GAbsaurus. See it's cool cause it also sounds like a dinosaur.

Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/11/2005 05:40 PM

Or maybe that's why it's not cool. I always get those two confused.

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/11/2005 05:42 PM

Erica, now I read your posts and find I'm suspicious you're someone else posting as an alter ego.



But no matter who you are I am also fairly confident I like your alter ego as well so all systems go!!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/11/2005 05:43 PM

Bifused?

Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/11/2005 05:45 PM

Lila, I assure you I am a real person. I may be a guy, like Dogs believes, but a person none the less.













Oh, unless I'm Chris Garrett.

Jesus-Fish Tapeworm 592 8
08/11/2005 05:48 PM

Fellatioatmeal.

Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/11/2005 05:48 PM

And my IP adress looks like other people's. But I swear I am my own entity.



Heh, tit.

Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/11/2005 05:49 PM

Clearly that is a fake me. The real me knows how to spell address.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
08/11/2005 05:49 PM

<action>raises his right hand</action>



I solemnly vow to never look at hot internet chicks in a lustful way ever again.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/11/2005 05:50 PM

Pfft, we all know how to hover and see who it really is.

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/11/2005 05:51 PM

Erika, you're making me doubt my own strong black sista ethnicity.



ahem

Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Erika?!



No, I'm fine. Carry on.

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
08/11/2005 05:52 PM

I solemnly vow to never look at Tub Girl in a lustful way ever again.

Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
08/11/2005 05:54 PM

Well, I've managed to once again completely confuse the hell out of myself. Sometimes I don't even know if I'm real.





But if I am, I really am the adorable girl in my pictures, so don't worry No Key.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/11/2005 05:59 PM

BURP