Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
08/12/2005 02:37 PM

i made up some pretty inane/senseless threads today because there was nothing else going on, but this one takes the Frost-ing cake.





Frost.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/12/2005 02:43 PM

As I sit in this smokey room

The night about to end

I pass my time with strangers

But this bottle's my only friend



Remember when we used to park

On butler street out in the dark

Remember when we lost the keys

And you lost more than that in my backseat



Remember when we used to talk

About busting out - we'd break their hearts

Togheter - forever



Never say goodbye, never say goodbye

You and me and my old friends

Hoping it would never end

Never say goodbye, never say goodbye

Holdin' on - we got to try

Holdin' on to never say goodbye

gorcjuice 41,132 13
08/12/2005 02:44 PM

Goodbye Jilly- nice knowing you.



CumsoakedCarrollrag.

PrincessBritt 4,730 9
08/12/2005 02:46 PM

I hate all of you in here. Except Ditdah. And Deepan. And Gorckat.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/12/2005 02:47 PM

Don't Frost with me today. I suffered a tragedy (seriously)

Just trying to perk the joint up.

Oliver Chesticles 203,475 12
08/12/2005 02:50 PM

Telling us that you suffered a tragedy is like jumping into shark & pirhana infested waters while on your period.

Chickens 286,527 61
08/12/2005 02:50 PM

How can you hate me when I don't even know who you are?

gorcjuice 41,132 13
08/12/2005 02:51 PM

Jilly- then tell us what the tragedy is so that we can mock you mercilessly and make you feel better.



When HH and Frat had relatives pass on, they came to us for support. When CG had a monster hot poop, he came to us. When Ford's baby was born(?) he (or somebody) posted about it.



GAB can also mean Grief Abatement Brotherhood.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/12/2005 02:54 PM

You're absolutely right thats why I wasn't specific about the tragedy Ollie, I know your heart isn't completely rotted and crusty. This thread was for Blaise. Don't wreck it just cause I wrote it.

PrincessBritt 4,730 9
08/12/2005 02:55 PM

I don't hate you Chickens, you weren't in here yet.

Chickens 286,527 61
08/12/2005 02:57 PM

I was in here. I just hadn't posted yet.



DON'T TRY AND BACKPEDAL NOW, MISSY!

Oliver Chesticles 203,475 12
08/12/2005 03:04 PM

I know your heart isn't completely rotted and crusty



No one has ever been more wrong about anything ever in the entire universe.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/12/2005 03:05 PM

Princess - I just read your funniest posts...



Whenever I remember something embarrassing that I've done, I make a strange noise.



The noise is always different, but it momentarily distracts me from the embarrassing situation I was remembering.



I guess it's kind of like tourettes.



I do the exact same thing. My shrink said its a form of OCD... specifically obsessive thinking.

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/12/2005 03:52 PM

Jilly - I just tried to read your funniest posts.



You don't have any.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/12/2005 04:55 PM

Hey Lila - you checkin' up on me? You are such a sweetie.

You must have read the wrong username

Ditdah, now part of the Spoon Army 123,110 14
08/12/2005 05:00 PM

Jilly's "funniest" post - half a pee tube.



I think no further commentary is required.

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
08/12/2005 05:09 PM

Jilly



Please accept my sympathies for your misfortune. Or loss. Or diagnosis. Or failure to be promoted. Or upcoming trial. Or loss of experience points. Or defeat at the hands of Wellington. Or slow gruesome agonizing evisceration that makes you scream to an uncaring deity "WHY GOD, WHY, WHY ME!!!!" as your lifeblood forms a slowly congealing crimson pool at your feet.



Whatever. You know.



Sorry.

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/12/2005 05:19 PM

Actually, Jilly, I clicked on the correct name alright but only half your posts showed up at the time. I assure you - there were zero "funniest posts".

Since then your profile has updated and I see you have, at best, almost half a tube and none of them are due to anything originally funny you have actually posted. They were mostly pity clicks for you calling yourself out on Frost-ing up your posts.



If you consider this some sort of triumph then you are FAR more intelligent than even I give you credit for.



Smooches!

Jilly 24,693 8
08/12/2005 05:43 PM

Okay- so you don't think I'm funny. Admittedly , I have quite the cornball type of humor. (not Joey from Full House, but close)

I am a huge closet dork - and I know that the majority of y'all are too. I have clickied the Shakespeare out of y'all... especially LILA.

I don't care about my own clickies, funniest posts, or any crap like that. I just like to laugh. I am VERY out of sorts today so BACK THE Frost OFF

gorcjuice 41,132 13
08/12/2005 05:47 PM

Jilly, you'll love this joke then. I used it here awhile ago, but:



Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?













It was DEAD!

Jilly 24,693 8
08/12/2005 05:48 PM

Cut - it - out

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/12/2005 05:48 PM

Hey Lila, one of Jilly's posts made me laugh. When she said something tragic happend to her...I laughed and laughed.



Still didn't click the silly twat residue, but did laugh.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/12/2005 05:59 PM

Big- you talk so much Shakespeare

who hurt you?

it's not your fault, BIG

it's not your fault.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/12/2005 06:02 PM

Jilly



No one hurt me...well, the bar tender when he said I was over served. IT WAS HIS GODDAMN FAULT. That sonofabitch.



Me

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/12/2005 06:02 PM

BIG can talk whatever Shakespeare he wants for 2 reasons:



1) we all LIKE HIM (take a hint)



2) he's funny as Frost (take that hint too)

rashmathai 81 7
08/12/2005 06:05 PM

jilly, you are only hurting yourself. zug hurts people.lots of people.your best strat. would be to shut up, pack up, and do the shimmy. yee haw motha Frostas

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/12/2005 06:12 PM

I would love to show up at a chapel on the day of a wedding, and say I have a problem with the marriage because I am in love with the bride. Then wisk her away to an island paradise.



On another note, when is your wedding Lila?

Jilly 24,693 8
08/12/2005 06:17 PM

jilly, you are only hurting yourself. zug hurts people.lots of people.your best strat. would be to shut up, pack up, and do the shimmy. yee haw motha flapas



WHO THE Frost ARE YOU???!!!

YOU'RE LIKE A Frost-ing NEWBORN n00b.

At least I'm getting into the pre-teen years.

Ditdah, now part of the Spoon Army 123,110 14
08/12/2005 06:25 PM

I want to interrupt your conversation to say that I am unhappy because I am out of beer and I'm too lazy to go buy some.



I know it's boring, but so is this thread.



Continue on...

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/12/2005 06:26 PM

Jilly, you are officially banned from saying the word "n00b" until a swift kick in the ass furthur notice.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/12/2005 06:30 PM

NOOb

n00b

noobie mcNoobster

n00binator

n00btastic

n00barific

n00body cares

rashmathai 81 7
08/12/2005 06:33 PM

yikes jilly. are those pre teen hormones RAGEING through you? woah! better lay off the coffe ah cha cha cha cha cha

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/12/2005 06:36 PM

Biggie Smalls, our date is set for next April so that technically means I am single for another 7 whole months!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/12/2005 06:40 PM

What do you think of Albuquerque?

<action>finds quickest route to Memphis, checks the Shopping Game thread for list of supplies</action>

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/12/2005 06:42 PM

I think I took a wrong turn there once.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/12/2005 06:45 PM

I thought that was were all Southern Brides ran away to?



But it might be considered a wrong turn...ifyouknowwhatImean.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/12/2005 06:46 PM

<action>sold H to Hat to raise money for trip and kidnapping costs</action>

Jilly 24,693 8
08/12/2005 06:55 PM

THIS is the intimidating Lila??

I imagined you as really fat with a mustache.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/12/2005 06:58 PM

Really fat with a 'stache?



Check the "G" page.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/12/2005 07:00 PM

Rawr! that's not FAT thats PHAT

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
08/12/2005 09:56 PM

1:34 PM: Farewell



... I thought you were leaving.

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
08/12/2005 09:59 PM

Jilly, here's a tip. If you're a hot female, start a thread and post a link of yourself looking like you're licking a banana or something (A bikini pic would just shut ZUG's server down). Watch how popular you get in a matter of 2 minutes. Even a post with one word, like "poop", will get you 8 clickies, from guys who think they'll somehow get in your pants if they anonymously say you're funny.





If you're not hot, try to get someone who is to impersonate you and give you her pics.





If you don't have any hot friends, I'm sorry, but you're probably going to shrivel up and die.

Pants 14,252 17
08/12/2005 10:10 PM

Jilly, please please please don't leave us. You are the hottest M.I.L.F. around here and so if you go there'll be nothing but sloppy seconds from Trae.

Millie 116,988 28
08/12/2005 10:25 PM

People who don't have pictures of themselves posted should STFU about what other people look like.



I give anyone who posts a picture (assuming it is really that person) credit.



If you want to make fun of someone else's looks, why don't you let everyone get a look at you so we can take a shot?

dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/12/2005 10:27 PM

<action> looks hurt </action> I didn't say nothing about nobody.

Millie 116,988 28
08/12/2005 10:28 PM

That's why I wasn't talking to you, honey.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/12/2005 10:30 PM

Sorry, my dear Millie.



Carry on.

Pants 14,252 17
08/12/2005 10:30 PM

I've sent my picture a few times Millie but ,alas, it has been rejected. Ask Trae, Chickens, or Trixxie what I look like if you are that curious. I'm sure it will be a bowl of laughs.











On a side note, this is a comedy site so Millie chill the frost out before I put a boot in that fat ass of yours.

Pants 14,252 17
08/12/2005 10:31 PM

Ok Millie that was mean and I'm sorry.



<action>snickers</action>

Millie 116,988 28
08/12/2005 10:35 PM

If it's a comedy site, why aren't you funny?

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/12/2005 10:36 PM

<action> Twixes</action>



Millie is teh hot. Don't speak ill of someone you've never met, it is in poor form.

Millie 116,988 28
08/12/2005 10:38 PM

Thanks, Mr. Sir!



<smooch!>

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/12/2005 10:41 PM

Millie, are you still going to Cleveland with your sisters?



Ditdah and I mentioned this morning... we are ready to start meeting internet weirdos again.

Pants 14,252 17
08/12/2005 10:48 PM

Millie is teh hot. Don't speak ill of someone you've never met, it is in poor form.



I'm guessing that from this logic that you consider the whole site in poor form when a noob posts something or does this only apply when you haven't met Jilly or Millie?



Well, it was fun kids. I'm going to head out of work now. Have fun and make sure to stay in good form.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/12/2005 10:50 PM

I was being sarcastic about being in poor form. poopie-head.



But Millie is quite pretty... and I have met her for "real"

Ditdah, now part of the Spoon Army 123,110 14
08/12/2005 10:56 PM

Was someone talking about me in here?

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/12/2005 11:01 PM

hey Ditdah.

Ditdah, now part of the Spoon Army 123,110 14
08/12/2005 11:02 PM

Hiya.



What is Spider Solitare? PC game?

Millie 116,988 28
08/12/2005 11:02 PM

I don't know when they are going to Cleveland. I don't think they've decided yet.



Don't worry, if I'm in your area, I'll let you know.



As far as my philosophy towards pictures goes--I think people are putting themselves out there a bit by having photos of themselves. I like seeing what people look like.



I don't want people to feel like they shouldn't post pictures because some ass-wipe thinks it's funny to make fun of people because of how they happen to look.



Some people might think my ass is fat, I know I do. Others might not. You can say it if you want to, but give me the opportunity to critique your butt and see how you like it.



Yeah, I want the chance to rebut(t) your remarks, jerk.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/12/2005 11:03 PM

Yes.



Horribly addictive.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/12/2005 11:04 PM

Start Menu- All Programmes- Accessories- Games- Spider Solitaire.



Let the fun begin.

Fratberry 282,940 53
08/12/2005 11:05 PM

give me the opportunity to critique your butt and see how you like it.



YEAH!











Wait... what?

Ditdah, now part of the Spoon Army 123,110 14
08/12/2005 11:08 PM

I think Mr. Sir just said Millie's butt was horribly addictive.

Millie 116,988 28
08/12/2005 11:09 PM

I have nothing bad to say about your butt, Frat.

Mr. Sir 66,722 9
08/12/2005 11:13 PM

Millie's butt/ spider solitaire.





Apply my comment where you will.

Dogs Akimbo 211,574 32
08/12/2005 11:14 PM

I wanted to add something constructive to this thread.



I also wanted a pony when I was younger, but I didn't get that either.

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
08/12/2005 11:41 PM

I'm just keepin' it real (W00T I USED IT).



It's fairly obvious that the brethren in the GAB clan go gaga over any female who could be considered even moderately attractive, and will never talk bad about them.



so, in conclusion, if you're hot, or if you're funny, you survive here.





if you can argue with that logic, all the power to ya.



as for posting a picture of me, sure, why the hell not.

Ditdah, now part of the Spoon Army 123,110 14
08/12/2005 11:44 PM

I've never made fun of someone on GAB due to their looks. At least, not when I'm serious. I pick on BIG for being 17 feet tall, etc... but nothing actually mean. I'm not a model, and I don't care if you are or not.



But if you ARE - get a damn picture on there!

Napkin Wundt MD 30,762 12
08/13/2005 12:17 AM

You know how when you're talking to someone online, and you're thinking "What a Frost-ing douche" but then you see their picture and you think, "They can't be that stupid in real life".



I think you know where I'm going with this. (I'm going to rape your kids Jilly)

Millie 116,988 28
08/13/2005 12:19 AM

and will never talk bad about them



You have to be kidding me. Some people think I'm attractive, some don't. But, I an assure you, people have and still do say bad things to me and about me.



so, in conclusion, if you're hot, or if you're funny, you survive here



I got clickies long before I ever posted a picture of myself. Some people may get auto-clickies, and some of them may get them because they are "hot".



But I haven't seen a marked change in the number of clickies I get since I posted my picture.



I click posts that make me laugh, regardless of who said it. I also will click a post if the person says something to which I agree.



Of course, I'm not a guy. Their standards are probably different.



I just think it's an easy joke and a cheap shot to make fun of someone's looks. People are born looking like they look. No one should be rewarded for being pretty or punished for not. I'm not saying this doesn't happen--of course it does. But there's no need to perpetuate it.

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
08/13/2005 12:45 AM

I don't refute that it's cheap and stupid, which is why I pointed it out.



If i was that shallow, I wouldn't click anything for guys.



I'm just saying, thats how the GABverse works. It's sad, but it's true. Autoclickies are given by the more softheaded of the male population here, that's just how the wind blows.



Now, to get these pictures uploaded so i get my autoclickies...

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/13/2005 01:08 AM

If that pic is really Jilly then I kinda feel bad for being so mean to someone old enough to be my mom.



AND EVERYONE LAY OFF MY MILLIE!! She's at the very top of the list for hottest Gabber girls and she has the kewt-est Yankee accent I have eva' heard!

To top it off she has an excellent sense of humor and was one of the people I most enjoyed hanging out with/talking to in Boston.



DON'T MAKE ME PUT MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!!

I am Straw 97,995 37
08/13/2005 01:15 AM

I still don't understand why Jilly pretended to be Blaise saying farewell. I was actually sad when I saw the thread because Blaise is a pretty funny n00b.

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/13/2005 01:20 AM

Admittedly , I have quite the cornball type of humor. (not Joey from Full House, but close)



BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHHAA! How in the hell did I miss that earlier?!

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
08/13/2005 01:23 AM

I don't have any beef with the Millie-meister.



How can I, she's hot.







</end obnoxiousness>

Millie 116,988 28
08/13/2005 01:28 AM

Hotness doesn't really make anyone less annoying.



I can think someone is good-looking and still can't stand him (or her).



And thanks, Lila! I don't really know what my accent is--part Upstate New York, part Midwest, part Maine--I moved a lot between the ages of 2 and 8, my formative language years.



Some customer (who was from NYC) asked me if I was from New Jersey. I don't think I sound at all like New Jersey!



He said, "You definitely are not from Maine." Uh, yes I am.



Well, according to Mainers, I'm not, but since I've lived here for 32 years, I consider myself a Mainer.

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
08/13/2005 01:31 AM

whereabouts NY have you lived?



i understand you worked at home depot as well, i worked the one in Nanuet.



Frost-ing cretins, all of those people.

Millie 116,988 28
08/13/2005 01:33 AM

I only lived in NY until the age of two. Many of my relatives still live there. I was born in Elmira.



I have only worked at HD's in Maine.

Lovely Little Luscious Irish Lady Lila 78,555 13
08/13/2005 01:51 AM

He said, "You definitely are not from Maine."



Ha! I get that same line from Memphians all the time too!

Evidently I don't sound like the born and bred Memphis girl I am and should instead sound like Daisy Duke.

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
08/13/2005 01:52 AM

Daisy Duke.



Undercarriage.





Fap.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/15/2005 02:07 PM

I still don't understand why Jilly pretended to be Blaise saying farewell. I was actually sad when I saw the thread because Blaise is a pretty funny n00b.



I agree wholeheartedly about Blaise. I knew y'all would slam a thread that I started... but the idea was a farewell foe Blaise. I want to have 10,000 of his babies.



and my putting Lila's pic up- was not a slam. It was ironic. I totally did not expect a little hottie to pop up when I looked for her pic. From the way she talked I expected Chynna the wrestler.

Jilly 24,693 8
08/15/2005 02:16 PM

Jilly, please please please don't leave us. You are the hottest M.I.L.F. around here and so if you go there'll be nothing but sloppy seconds from Trae.



Was that sarcastic or a compliment? If it was a compliment... thank you - but you can remove the "M" in MILF !